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jonh387
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Mmm really hot covered bears!
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QSHun
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You definitely enjoyed that :)
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In-yer-face
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Such a shame when a couple of hairy beefy guys get messed up ;-)
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MessyBearLondon
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you both need a lot more pies
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southern_gunge
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That look on your face
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PieBuddy
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Freaking gorgeous, so good to see young men doing this carrying on the tradition
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tilly12
Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face
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Forget bros with hoes, it's guys with pies
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Jewel of Oregon
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You wear it well!
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piefoot
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Great couple of splats for a couple of hunks
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Jewel of Oregon
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This adds new meaning to "BeefCAKE"
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in2pies
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Why did you do that?
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tilly12
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Is there something you have not told me?
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megapies
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(Breaking the 4th wall) Is it just me or is the big guy looking at my cock?!?
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Muddddy
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Bouncers on the door of the pie club
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pie4jay
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Friends who shave together, stay together!
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MrWetShirt
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Fuck. Ansolutely incredible...
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SlimeCub
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Can I join?
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TeddyPie
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Yes, please
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gguy254
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8-D 8-D 8-D 8-D....then what happened?
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megapies
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I'd love to get in between the two of you in an attempt to stop further escalation and get pie sandwiched by the both of you instead
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uyt
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I need to be bullied by you both. :wahhh: :splosh:
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splashing_obscenely
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Revenge is sweet and sticky
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Brianc_159
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Watch and enjoy as the pie slides down his face
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Brianc_159
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What a couple of cuties, oh my goodness!
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sixfootsub
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Such a hot moment in time
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Pies_in_LA
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That'll teach him!
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Pies_in_LA
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Pie hunks!!
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Pies_in_LA
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Big hunky stooges with pies in their face! Yes!
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Musclestooge
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Did you big, bad boys pie anything else after those shirts came off? ;-)
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gingergungeguy
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I want to join!
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MasterPandaTX
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I'd let you both pick on me!
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M4travels
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:loveeyes:
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anongunge
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Monday
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It's so thick!
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CreamDream
Video: Slimed Again by Jay852uk
8 days ago
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I just keep coming back to these...you wear slime SO well.
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SlimeCub
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/30/24
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No doubt; this is a great piefight!
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dutchpieface
Video: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies
10/29/24
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It's always amazing seeing a HOT guy like you get creamed!
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mudluvr
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/28/24
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That's a tough interview question - I don't know... (ha)
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rodion7
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/25/24
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OMG, those pigeons are evil !
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goateepie
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10/23/24
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Always wondered what it would be like to be Kermit the Frog.
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Jewel of Oregon
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/23/24
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Ha missed me Windsor
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Navy
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10/23/24
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Very very sexy!!
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TheGreatSplatsby
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10/23/24
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Some quadruplets are luckier than others!
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megapies
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/23/24
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You look amazing!
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suitsandpies
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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Those reactions are *chef's kiss* perfect
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Messy Martin
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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Why yes I'll try the cream rinse.
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oilslick
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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hot hot hot hot
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soggyaz
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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I stayed up waiting for the arrival of Santa Goo!
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ChiefPieToss
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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We all need to see video <3 :O
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orfin
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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I need to know this slime recipe. It's perfect!
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alwayssuited2
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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Suits, ties, and huge beards are major green flags, especially compared in such thick, green slime. I love it, man.
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alwayssuited2
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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Playful
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Curiouspaints
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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Good thing I've got no pants on....
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megapies
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/22/24
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Not much of a slime guy but looks good and creamy. Like the pie topper
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Jewel of Oregon
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/21/24
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Oh yes please. You are quite obviously enjoying that.
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blondbear
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10/21/24
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This slime looks amazing. How hot!
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MasterPandaTX
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10/21/24
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The way your beard looks covered in slime is SO good.
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SlimeCub
Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!
10/21/24
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Brilliant!
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funmatt
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10/21/24
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MEGAhot :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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megapies
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10/21/24
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Awesome!
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huncho
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10/21/24
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:loveeyes:
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huncho
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10/21/24
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NAUGHTIEST wam boy ever
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kevinsmithkevin1985
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10/21/24
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Beautiful. Thank you for keeping the art alive.
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blondbear
Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face
10/20/24
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Mutual decoration and admiration 8-D 8-D 8-D
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megapies
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10/15/24
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That splatter is great - wow!
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rodion7
Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face
10/12/24
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Nicely done. Looking good
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Jewel of Oregon
Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face
10/12/24
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Handsome man. Woof
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Jewel of Oregon
Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face
10/12/24
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:loveeyes:
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huncho
Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face
10/12/24
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So do I look like my profile pic?
I guess I got my answer
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Jewel of Oregon
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/9/24
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ONE
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piefoot
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/9/24
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Lemon chiffon? Dead on! Right on! It's on.
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shinyslick_1999
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/9/24
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Off to a good start!
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piefoot
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/9/24
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How do we continue a pie fight?
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wetjeanguy
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/9/24
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Expert facial, WAM style
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ChiefPieToss
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/8/24
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Try and see what you get back in your face!
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MIU2
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/8/24
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The first splat is the best.
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cfsmud38
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/8/24
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Is that all you have got
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mysterysimon
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/8/24
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The naughtiest boy on UMD
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kevinsmithkevin1985
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/8/24
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Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!
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Musclestooge
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/7/24
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Another triumph - epic mess! :loveeyes:
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megapies
Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF
10/7/24
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one of the hottest scenes :)
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Carolinapies
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/7/24
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Fuuuuuuuck.
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SlimeCub
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/7/24
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Lovin' that 'Yes!' - beaut guy and beaut pie :loveeyes:
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megapies
Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight
10/7/24
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My impromptu "Legoman" costume for the UMD Halloween party.
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ChiefPieToss
Photo: 5
9/24/24
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I always wear gloves for dealing with a messy meal!
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megapies
Photo: 5
9/24/24
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As soon as the umpire removes his face mask, share a messy face mask in place of it!
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wetjeanguy
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9/24/24
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Fucking love it
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Demetri2186
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9/24/24
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Lt. preface reporting for duty!
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oilslick
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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It's tough to not call "Strike!" on the wipeout pitch,
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ChiefPieToss
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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When you dress up your campfire marshmallow in a flack vest
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Kevmo26LA
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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Another succesful day of edible missile training
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PiedTargets
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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You'll notice the pie proof vest is still clean.
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cfsmud38
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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Using pie tactics. Piesplats reports to the mess.
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LeRex
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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Such a handsome stud
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Jewel of Oregon
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9/23/24
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I thought this was glamour shots.
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Jewel of Oregon
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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Now give the pie tin a twist in his face
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Brianc_159
Photo: 2
9/23/24
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It's always fun to see the hand on the pie tin
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Brianc_159
Photo: 4
9/23/24
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So, knock first from now on. Got it.
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Jaysus20
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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If you didn't like my call you should of just told me, this was uncalled for
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DSlapstick
Photo: 5
9/23/24
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Sooo hot to get messy with sneaker
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wetsneaker
Video: Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey
9/23/24
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