Comments on content by piesplats

I just keep coming back to these...you wear slime SO well.

SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!22 days agoreport

No doubt; this is a great piefight!

dutchpiefaceVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies24 days agoreport

It's always amazing seeing a HOT guy like you get creamed!

mudluvrPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight25 days agoreport

That's a tough interview question - I don't know... (ha)

rodion7Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!28 days agoreport

OMG, those pigeons are evil !

goateepiePhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!29 days agoreport

Always wondered what it would be like to be Kermit the Frog.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!30 days agoreport

Ha missed me Windsor

NavyPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!30 days agoreport

Very very sexy!!

TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk30 days agoreport

Some quadruplets are luckier than others!

megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report

You look amazing!

suitsandpiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Those reactions are *chef's kiss* perfect

Messy MartinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Why yes I'll try the cream rinse.

oilslickPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

hot hot hot hot

soggyazPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

I stayed up waiting for the arrival of Santa Goo!

ChiefPieTossPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

We all need to see video <3 :O

orfinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

I need to know this slime recipe. It's perfect!

alwayssuited2Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Suits, ties, and huge beards are major green flags, especially compared in such thick, green slime. I love it, man.

alwayssuited2Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Playful

CuriouspaintsPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Good thing I've got no pants on....

megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Not much of a slime guy but looks good and creamy. Like the pie topper

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Oh yes please. You are quite obviously enjoying that.

blondbearPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

This slime looks amazing. How hot!

MasterPandaTXPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

The way your beard looks covered in slime is SO good.

SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Brilliant!

funmattPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

MEGAhot :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Awesome!

hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

:loveeyes:

hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

NAUGHTIEST wam boy ever

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Beautiful. Thank you for keeping the art alive.

blondbearPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/20/24report

Mutual decoration and admiration 8-D 8-D 8-D

megapiesPhoto10/15/24report

That splatter is great - wow!

rodion7Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

Nicely done. Looking good

Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

Handsome man. Woof

Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

:loveeyes:

hunchoPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

So do I look like my profile pic?
I guess I got my answer

Jewel of OregonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

ONE

piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

Lemon chiffon? Dead on! Right on! It's on.

shinyslick_1999Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

Off to a good start!

piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

How do we continue a pie fight?

wetjeanguyPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

Expert facial, WAM style

ChiefPieTossPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

Try and see what you get back in your face!

MIU2Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

The first splat is the best.

cfsmud38Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

Is that all you have got

mysterysimonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

The naughtiest boy on UMD

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!

MusclestoogePhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

Another triumph - epic mess! :loveeyes:

megapiesPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF10/7/24report

one of the hottest scenes :)

CarolinapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

Fuuuuuuuck.

SlimeCubPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

Lovin' that 'Yes!' - beaut guy and beaut pie :loveeyes:

megapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

My impromptu "Legoman" costume for the UMD Halloween party.

ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/24/24report

I always wear gloves for dealing with a messy meal!

megapiesPhoto: 59/24/24report

As soon as the umpire removes his face mask, share a messy face mask in place of it!

wetjeanguyPhoto: 59/24/24report

Fucking love it

Demetri2186Photo: 29/24/24report

Lt. preface reporting for duty!

oilslickPhoto: 59/23/24report

It's tough to not call "Strike!" on the wipeout pitch,

ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/23/24report

When you dress up your campfire marshmallow in a flack vest

Kevmo26LAPhoto: 59/23/24report

Another succesful day of edible missile training

PiedTargetsPhoto: 59/23/24report

You'll notice the pie proof vest is still clean.

cfsmud38Photo: 59/23/24report

Using pie tactics. Piesplats reports to the mess.

LeRexPhoto: 59/23/24report

Such a handsome stud

Jewel of OregonPhoto: 19/23/24report

I thought this was glamour shots.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/23/24report

Now give the pie tin a twist in his face

Brianc_159Photo: 29/23/24report

It's always fun to see the hand on the pie tin

Brianc_159Photo: 49/23/24report

So, knock first from now on. Got it.

Jaysus20Photo: 59/23/24report

If you didn't like my call you should of just told me, this was uncalled for

DSlapstickPhoto: 59/23/24report

Sooo hot to get messy with sneaker

wetsneakerVideo: Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey9/23/24report

"Must mean I've been sent down to the minor leagues."

pmeu22Photo: 59/23/24report

When a Naughty Boy is ready for his punishment

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: 19/23/24report

Love that you are already sitting in it :P :P :P

megapiesPhoto: 19/22/24report

Nice splat hot man

Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/22/24report

Absolutely love this!

M4travelsVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies9/7/24report

Niceeeeeeeee

M4travelsPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 9/7/24report

Oh yes!

M4travelsPhoto: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies9/3/24report

Is it safe to assume that pie you're holding was promptly taken from your hand and planted in your face?

pieguy446Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/30/24report

You really are spectacular

pieotterVideo: Date Night Pies8/30/24report

Huuuuuuge turn on my friends!

PieFightGatorVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies8/27/24report

Beautifully done. I can see how much you're enjoying that.

blondbearPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Such a great pie for a stooge who's already been gunged

MusclestoogePhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Great pieing! Love those pies.

AllpiedupPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

One of the greatest hits of all time.

jonh387Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

You nail that wrestler heel energy PERFECTLY. 10/10 pie receiver, the comedic mannerism and facial expression is juuuust spot-on. You're also a solid pie deliverer, from what I've seen, too.

Lurker2022Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Well ain't that a meaty cock getting caked ;)

goldenboyPhoto: Whipped cream pie in the face8/24/24report

Fuuuuuuuhuuuuuuck

MessyBearMattPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report

Those pies are huge, and there's still one more - oh yeah!

rodion7Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report

This has to feel incredible, I think we all want to take a pie like this one

wetjeanguyPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report

So hotttt

messyinBKPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...8/14/24report

I think I'm in love with this man

TeddyPiePhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/27/24report

Goals

Buddy808Photo: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies7/25/24report

What a sexy jock stooge!

Buddy808Photo: Creamed by jay852uk7/25/24report

When you can't choose. But really want pie.

NimberPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

Doubletime express self-delivery

ChiefPieTossPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

I think I prefer the right, you can have the left. Wait... Yes, you can have the left!

MuddddyPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

This one, or that one? Why not both?

rodion7Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

Fuuuuck that's hot!

waynel_pitfPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report

Such a hot man with and without pie

Jewel of OregonPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report

The NAUGHTIEST messy wam boy on UMD

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report

I second Matt, and it's a PERFECT combo

SlimeCubPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report

God you're hot AND goofy as fuck :loveeyes:

MessyBearMattPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report

I'll take the triple shot

HunkinthegunkPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 7/12/24report

I can catch with no hands!!

oilslickPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 7/12/24report