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This is just perfect! Extremely Hot and a dream come true for a newbie!
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SeangungeVideo: Pieing My Lookalike11 days agoreport
Perfect !
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piedinsuit17Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face15 days agoreport
Fuuuck that's so hot.
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SlimeCubPhoto: Splooosh18 days agoreport
Great cumshot!!
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ScottSlopDadPhoto: Splooosh18 days agoreport
Once again, hot as fuck.
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ScottSlopDadPhoto: Big splats18 days agoreport
Very studly.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Creamy18 days agoreport
looks like someone is about to slime himself...
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CreamDreamPhoto: Ready to blow18 days agoreport
oh man, brooo!!
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CreamDreamPhoto: Splooosh18 days agoreport
Wow :blush: Stunningly hot!
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GungedStoogePhoto: Ready to blow18 days agoreport
I really thought you pied was as hot as it could get. And then you added a harness. Fuck.
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SlimeCubPhoto: Big splats18 days agoreport
Beaut pies 8-D 8-D 8-D
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megapiesPhoto: Big splats18 days agoreport
Soooo incredibly hot - all of it 8-D
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megapiesPhoto: Splooosh18 days agoreport
I'm so hungry, I could eat an entire pie! (splat)
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rodion7Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face23 days agoreport
Interesting way to eat a hungry man dinner...
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oilslickPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face24 days agoreport
My whole beard? Well I'll try^^
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WAM_boyPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face24 days agoreport
When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!
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MuddddyPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face25 days agoreport
Definitely gotta try this after a hard day at work.
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blondbearPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face25 days agoreport
Fuuuckk!!!
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ScottSlopDadPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow26 days agoreport
Great way to unwind. Woof
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face26 days agoreport
Woooooof
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SlimeCubPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face26 days agoreport
Fuck, so hot!
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jimmy00427Photo26 days agoreport
Lookin' good!!
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CreamDreamPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face26 days agoreport
looking hot man, especially covered in slime
DDGVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk29 days agoreport
Would have loved to see you flexing your biceps as these pies were landing! That would have reinforced the stud-bro-comeuppance factor for me.
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dan77539Video: Pied from both Sides6/10/25report
Great to see some padded boxing gear getting messy!
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foampieVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk6/10/25report
Those pies are amazing, especially the third one! You definitely look like you're enjoying this.
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rodion7Video: Pied from both Sides6/9/25report
Beaut pies...and loving those eyes (and the ink :D) - more please (please)!
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megapiesVideo: Pied from both Sides6/9/25report
excellent splats. So envious. So hot clean and creamed
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Jewel of OregonVideo: Pied from both Sides6/9/25report
Not only are you checking all my boxes, you're adding boxes I never knew I had. Sexy AF, keep it up. Like you do me.
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DareMeVideo: Pied from both Sides6/9/25report
You'd make such an ideal pie buddy! Not just good looking with a fantastic huggable body, but also good-natured, which you show by laughing like crazy when you get pied, the best combination. I'd literally love to get my hands on you!
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jonh387Video: Pied from both Sides6/9/25report
I'll never tire of watching you get splatted.
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splashing_obscenelyVideo: Pied from both Sides6/9/25report
I just wanted some of that pie...
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Those a handy friends to have. That was really good. Even the second round. If you ever get to Vegas, you know we gotta colab!!!
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MusclestoogeVideo: Pied from both Sides6/8/25report
There's something about your pure, unbridled joy of having those cream pies engulf your face that makes me so happy!!
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FormalWAMVideo: Pied from both Sides6/8/25report
Mmmpfh! (whch means thank you)
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rodion7Photo6/8/25report
Cheer up no need for that crusty look on your face.
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oilslickPhoto6/8/25report
I'm missing leg day for this
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PiedNVPhoto6/7/25report
Put firmly right in its place
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mgiardsPhoto6/7/25report
When I said this pie's so good you'll dive face first into it... This is what I had in mind
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PieFitterPhoto6/7/25report
Is that cake batter as the green slime? Another fun idea would be to act like it was paint and someone brush or roller it all over you then dump it all over you like they would do on the 3 stooges
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Brianc_159Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow6/7/25report
I love to watch it slowly slide down your face and fall on your bare chest
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Brianc_159Photo6/7/25report
Got it good. Woof
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From far away, it looked like it would fit in my mouth!
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Just beautiful. Fantastic pie too.
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SlimeCubPhoto6/7/25report
The splash rebound from that headgear is great!
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CytheSplatPuppyVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk6/6/25report
PERFECT placement 8-D
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megapiesPhoto6/6/25report
Nice. I volunteer to be next!
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oh that cocky boxer def deserved that
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southern_gungeVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk6/6/25report
Just phenomenal. We absolutely love to see it.
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splashing_obscenelyVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk6/6/25report
Amazing!!
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dallasfratVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk6/5/25report
I love this video -- the pies, the coverage, the banter. That man can take a pie in the face. And I love that the crusts stuck so well
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coolhand70Video: Pieing My Lookalike5/31/25report
Such a stud. Love seeing you get it.
Jewel of OregonPhoto: "Hit me"5/29/25report
This is just perfect.
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HairyPitSlopPhoto: "Hit me"5/28/25report
Oh, I love this vidéo ! You are amazing
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weteric44Video: Pied in a Bow Tie5/24/25report
Why is that pie so close to my face??
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in2piesPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report
the antici-PIE-tion is FILL-ing me
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eyesaretheskyPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report
Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!
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MuddddyPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report
I don't think I asked for seconds, but now you are offering so I cannot refuse!
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megapiesPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report
Oh good my dessert is here
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DSlapstickPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report
Loving the smile before impact 8-D
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megapiesPhoto: "Hit me"5/21/25report
PERFECT pie. And it goes without saying beautiful body too!
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SlimeCubPhoto: "Hit me"5/21/25report
Sexy!!
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Geek87Photo: "Hit me"5/21/25report
that hairy body...woof!
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PieSlimeluvrPhoto: "Hit me"5/21/25report
This is a really Hot Pie video and the two of you are fantastic!
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SeangungeVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies5/16/25report
That was fucking hot. I look forward to whatever other shenanigans you get yourself into.
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blondbearScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/13/25report
HOT DAMN!!!!!!
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M4travelsVideo: Pieing My Lookalike5/12/25report
Oh my gosh. I nutted so hard watching this. What I would do to be there with you helping you moan and grunt for me. Let you pie me, let me suck yours pie covered dick. Have you cum on my pie covered face.
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MasterPandaTXScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/12/25report
I second this, how do I sign up?
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CoileanScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/12/25report
Where does one sign up!!!!
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TheGreatSplatsbyScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/12/25report
You are a work of art!
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gungelovePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/10/25report
It's not easy being green. So here is a crowning glory
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report
Was hoping for a liquid lunch....
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megapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report
Amazing - oh yeah!
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rodion7Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report
Umm, it looks like you got some slime on your kielbasa, dude. Seriously, congrats on being featured again on the home page.
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dan77539Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report
Omg! So sexy
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Bpie85 verbalPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report
For HALLOWEEN, Shrek wants to be a baby ghoost.
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Deserves Wammer of the Year for this image alone
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messychris67Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Holy cow this is magnificent. I want to see the video! ;)
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MasterPandaTXPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
That time I got creamed!
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jakesm13Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!
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MuddddyPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
The toxic slimevenger!
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WamslamthankumamPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Thats about as good as it gets!
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MusclestoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Damn, sign me up!
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BPieStoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Thank you for sharing this! If only that would happen to more of us.
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blondbearPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
OMG - more like this please (PLEASE!) :love:
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megapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
DAMN!!!
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PieMeLAPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
Each time you post, I think it can't get any hotter, and every time it is
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PieEM88Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
Who're you about to blow though :P
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MessyBearMattPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
...WOW
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GungedStoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
Always a pleasure to see you enjoying getting slimed mate!!
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gazPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
Holy. Fuck.

Pretty sure you posted the hottest photo on UMD. You wear slime and pie SO well. Hope you did in fact blow...
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SlimeCubPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
nothing hotter than a slimed cock
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CarolinapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
You're ready to blow? I'm ready to blow you.
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splashing_obscenelyPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report
My number one dream is to be on the receiving end of a vicious barrage of huge cream pies and preferably naked and bound tightly and perhaps have a dick or a dildo deep inside my ass. Would you or anyone else reading this like to oblige my biggest fantasy. I will do anything you want in return for making my fantasy cum true. Only limits are no bodily fluids and no serious pain given or receiving. Otherwise lay it out and let's get wild
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GetPiedUpPhoto: I lost track of how many pies it was 5/2/25report
Hotness overload!!
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thespyVideo: Pieing My Lookalike5/2/25report
One of my favourite videos on here. Both great guys, who take the custard pies so very well. I hope that you're able to do more videos together. Thank you for posting.
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blueypieVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/29/25report
please give us the whole show ... that snippet is already so damn hot
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stefan2209Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy4/20/25report
Fuuuck.
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ScottSlopDadPhoto: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy4/20/25report
Any one else having trouble getting this to play?
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PaulJ888Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/19/25report
This could not have been hotter! Thanks
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leatherpieVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/17/25report
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