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love: :love:

Photo2/22/24report

Needs a bucket over him as well.

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Photo2/22/24report

Now that is hot and sexy ,can I join you

Photo2/9/24report

Oh to find a hunk like him to wrestle in that smooth mud ,dreamy

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Photo2/7/24report

Wow sexy guys :loveeyes:

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Photo2/7/24report

Woof me to pie him next please.

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Photo2/7/24report

Oh wow love to do that with you.

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Photo2/7/24report

AHH how cute and sexy

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Photo: half naked, covered in gunge and happy about it1/28/24report

Looking nervous as if you are in a injector seat lol

Photo: 02 Clean and ready1/28/24report

Fuck you look sexy and hot , love you to show me around a atv site.

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Photo1/9/24report

Fuck you are one sexy hot guy, love to meet and get that muddy with you.

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Photo12/17/23report

Hope this pie is not going off.

Photo12/17/23report

Oh I think I done a whoopsy in my pants

Photo12/17/23report

:thumbsup: more pies please

Photo: Shall I post the full set? 12/16/23report

Looks like two large frogs legs lol

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Photo12/15/23report

So horny me next

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Photo: Smooth Orange11/25/23report

:love: :love: :love:

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Photo11/9/23report

Love to go to that spa with you

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Video: Spa Day11/8/23report

:thumbsup:

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Video: Paul Plays with White Emulsion Paint10/20/23report

Wow that is hot :love: :love: :love:

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Photo9/21/23report

Oh no he has wet himself due to getting stuck lol.

Photo: about to get really dirty...8/24/23report

Wow that is really sexy.

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Photo: Accepting my fate!7/18/23report

Horny and sexy

Photo6/12/23report

Badly needs a bucket of slop over you.

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Photo: Need some inspiration!6/5/23report

Hot and tasty

Photo5/22/23report

Love the tattoos ,love to cover them in slimy gunge

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Photo5/16/23report

Now that is a fine mess your in just before going out for dinner.

Photo5/16/23report

Love the coverage,you certainly had a good afternoon tea,can I come next time.

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Photo: It ended badly!5/16/23report

Nice coverage. Wish I could join you. :kiss:

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Photo3/8/23report

Sexy tough guy.woof :love:

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Photo: tough guy3/7/23report

Most certainly and destroy the suit as well :D

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Photo: Who wants to mess me up in my suit?!2/27/23report

:love: :love: :love:

Photo: 112122/27/23report

Woof sexy :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo: 112182/27/23report

Needs a bucket of gunge over him before that shower.

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Photo: Shower in boxers2/20/23report

Now that is one hot guy.

Photo: Ready to Dom the Naughty Elf2/11/23report

Red gunge obviously lights your passion, let's all buy some today

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Photo2/9/23report

So sexy

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Photo2/8/23report

Just want to cuddle him.

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Photo2/8/23report

You would not dare to give me a pie sandwich.

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Photo: Who Is The Phantom Flan Flinger?2/8/23report

Pink is soon your colour. :-7

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Photo: Loser to connect 42/7/23report

Leave the poor guy alone.

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Photo: Splat!!!2/7/23report

I know my phone is in here somewhere.

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Photo: Farmland Mud Wallow - 041/25/23report

Time for a nap!!!

Photo1/25/23report

Hot Hot hot :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo1/25/23report

Nice can I dunk you in that

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Photo1/5/23report

:love: :love: :love:

Photo: Me post-pieing on webcam. Loved the humiliation. 12/13/22report

HOT

Photo: Looking for a pie-master to zoom12/13/22report

That is one sexy guy who deserves a large sloppy pie.

Photo: Getting ready to get pied!12/13/22report

That arse needs a good slap :D

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Photo12/12/22report

So horny love to be in that scrum.

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Photo: Nice picture with mate recently found11/27/22report

hope he was waiting to rescue, I would certainly be in distress :P

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Photo10/24/22report

Can I do that to you please.

Photo10/10/22report

Nice physic :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo10/10/22report

Id would come and play with you all day!

Photo10/10/22report

Oh No it is the mud monster !!!

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Photo10/10/22report

What style should I do with it now?

Photo9/28/22report

pull me in please

Photo9/22/22report

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo9/22/22report

Nice that I like walking in the rain getting soaked and muddy

Photo9/22/22report

Nice relaxed look.

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Photo9/22/22report

Nice colour blue, suits you well, just needs me to pie you lol

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Photo9/22/22report

Now who is a big boy then. You are keeping that hidden

Photo9/22/22report

Woof woof can I do that to you please

Photo9/9/22report

Can I come and rub it in

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Photo7/21/22report

Sexy tattoos can I play.

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Photo7/19/22report

Woof Spanish god into mud :love: :thumbsup:

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Photo7/19/22report

Could do with that in this heat.

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Photo7/19/22report

Now there a guy to do the business with smart ,horny and waiting.

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Photo: Muddawg's Jones New York that was originally for 7/13/22report

Perhaps I should have asked the DIY store for a bigger tray.

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Photo: Exploded out of the now ruined business suit7/13/22report

Now those suits are totally destroyed :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo7/13/22report

Those lovely looking pies are needing a new home on your blue shirt, let me help you!

Photo7/5/22report

Can I now rip it off you.

Photo7/5/22report

Now that looks like a creamy chocolate mixture.

Photo7/5/22report

Nice open shirt just asking for something gooey pouring down it.

Photo7/5/22report

Love to wrestle you in the field behind you.

Event: Dayton Mud Volleyball7/5/22report

Looks like you encountered a very large Cadbury cream egg and lost.

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Photo6/30/22report

See the yoke is on you this time :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo6/27/22report

Oink Oink oink me want you.

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Photo: Looks and feels great!6/17/22report

Nice birthday suit :love:r :love:r

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Photo: My birthday suit!6/17/22report

That is a big sausage you have for breakfast, would not say No to that.

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Photo6/16/22report

love the choice of colours, very stylish. :love: :love:

Photo6/16/22report

What is that the best you can do?

Photo6/16/22report

Oh no that last pie has got stuck on my dick, just wait a minute whilst I clear the blockage.

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Photo6/16/22report

hope you are doing a good job cleaning under there!

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Photo6/16/22report

Ouch that has squashed my flag pole !!!

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Photo6/15/22report

Woof woof what a hot looking pup in the mud, just want to play with him

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Video: My Friend Enjoys the Mud6/15/22report

Nice job, me next please.

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Photo: Retaliation with marshmallow fluff6/15/22report

What about a date ;P

Photo6/15/22report

You did ask for dessert didn't you?

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Photo: 36/15/22report

Push him in the pool/

Photo6/13/22report

Now this is one content guy.

Photo6/10/22report

looking handsome cowboy :love:

Photo: Dressed for a mud plunge6/9/22report

You look good in mud too

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Photo: My cowboy hat holds up pretty good in the mud6/9/22report

Just looks like that slushy stuff you can get, hope it is warmer than what you can buy frozen ;lol

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Photo: Gunge bath in jocks6/9/22report

Looks amazing. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo5/29/22report

My goodness that is so sexy and horny. Me next :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Scene: Gooey Cake Batter5/29/22report

That looks pure pleasure

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Photo5/28/22report

Hope you are getting the full treatment, soap wash and wax.

Photo5/13/22report

Sexy look :thumbsup:

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Photo5/10/22report

Nice, you look about to loose your shorts lol.

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Photo5/10/22report

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