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Far too cheeky a smile needs a large bucket over him.

Photo1/25/21report

wow love to do that to you.

Video: Leather Pie1/25/21report

Wow that is so sexy. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Video: Black Treacle1/22/21report

Go on give him it he looks like he deserves it.

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Photo1/16/21report

Love to be on that platform waiting for a train and planting a custard pie in your face whilst looking so smart.

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Photo1/12/21report

Hot Look

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Photo: rubber mankini 20141/12/21report

Oh to smear that goo over that chest BLISS. :love: :love:

Photo12/24/20report

Now that is what I call a christmas gift :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo: Merry Christmas Everyone ! 🎄🎄12/24/20report

Now that is a good trashed suit.

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Photo11/18/20report

Wow that is one horny guy.

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Photo11/18/20report

Both look so sexy :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo: from the upcoming Pink in the Park public gunging11/18/20report

Nice pose.

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Photo: The lumberjack decides to go for a swim 11/18/20report

Nice shine on your jeans, great look.

Photo: November plunge!11/18/20report

Outfit looks better on you in pink. ;P

Photo11/18/20report

Nice, hope it was cheap plonk.

Photo11/18/20report

:love: :love:

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Photo: Muddy Knees11/12/20report

It is coming ,close your eye and guess the flavour.

Photo11/11/20report

Sexy :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo11/11/20report

Now that ois a really good stick end to a good suit. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo: treacle to ruin a suit11/6/20report

Now that is three handsome amigos

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Photo11/5/20report

Woof love to do that to an MP soldier.

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Photo: BRAT Patrol soldier caking11/4/20report

Wow you are obviously very happy to be with him.

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Photo: Taking a break11/4/20report

I hope I am wrong but I think I can smell banana in this one.

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Photo: what a glorious site11/4/20report

Nice coverage,love to give you a massage now.

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Photo11/3/20report

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Photo11/3/20report

Who said working from had to be boring !!!!

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Photo: ohhhh yeahhh11/3/20report

Great looking pie and it stays on the head well.

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Video: Foamy Paint Pie11/3/20report

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

Photo11/2/20report

Nicely ripped to show your hairy chest.

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Photo11/2/20report

Hope to never meet you on a dark night in a lonely wood.

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Photo11/2/20report

looking Good :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo11/2/20report

You must have been a bad bad boy when you look so miserable.

Photo: I put the banana skin in the wrong bin so was made11/1/20report

Look no hands !! Bet you deserved it though.

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Photo: Mmphh. My beautiful face and tuxedo!10/30/20report

:love: :love:

Photo10/30/20report

Who's taken your ball.

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Photo: I need a coach !!!10/30/20report

Go on take it like a man, head first :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo10/30/20report

:love: :love: :love:

Photo10/30/20report

I want to tickle those feet, hope you are not ticklish :D :D :D :D :D

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Photo: My best looking stocks... Now a gate in my garden!10/30/20report

I come and sponge you down in that lovely inviting water at the side of you.

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Photo: Who's coming to help me clean up ? ;)10/29/20report

nice arse can I spank it :D :D

Photo: Trying to get stuck.10/29/20report

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo10/29/20report

:love: :love:

Photo10/29/20report

Cute guy just need a bucket of something over you. :D :D

Photo10/29/20report

Love your boots,bet they kill your feet.

Photo: quite drunk10/29/20report

Yes that right get it on all your hairy parts. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo10/29/20report

wow, just want to come and massage it in to your chest and cock. :D :D :D

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Photo: nacho cheese10/29/20report

Do me 10 press ups in it.

Photo10/28/20report

nice :love: :love:

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Photo: Mud Splattered 10/28/20report

Bet that brought you lots of attention on the run.

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Photo: Clean kit with No underwear 10/28/20report

too right I would , and make sure you were plastered.

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Photo: Trash the underwear 10/28/20report

Wow can I do that to you

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Photo10/28/20report

Bet that is a incredible feeling as it runs off you head.

Photo10/28/20report

Wow so sexy. :love: :love:

Photo: Impressed how dark it was10/28/20report

:love: :love:

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Video: Vintage Mess10/28/20report

great hair style

Photo: punx, fun, spikes10/27/20report

Love the new hair style, play with me next. ;P

Photo: manure, mohawk, tongue, total coverage, dunk10/27/20report

Love the outfit,

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Photo: Scally-Ben in May 202010/27/20report

That right finish with a kiss. :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Photo10/27/20report

What a great smile, Sexy.

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Photo10/27/20report

Nice can I pour that over you.

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Photo: Oatmeal GIF10/26/20report

Yum yum, that looks great .

Photo: Pasta Sauce GIF10/26/20report

Awesome video,really gave me a giggle as never seen anyone upside down in shower wanking :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Video: Wet Cumshot to Face10/26/20report

Love the tattoo goes well with orange gunge.

Photo10/26/20report

Nice smile .

Photo10/25/20report

I am sure I can smell a hint of banana in this pie.

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Photo10/23/20report

Wow that is what I call total dedication and coverage. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo10/23/20report

Did you fall or were you pushed, that is the question.

Photo: Muddy & wet after falling in the pond10/23/20report

Sexy :love: :love: :love:

Photo: After I fell in the pond10/23/20report

Nice pond, is that in the back garden, if so I would jumping in to give it a good clean.

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Photo: The pond.10/23/20report

Wow what a physic , working out with chocolate, must try it .

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Photo: 310/23/20report

Nice, think he gets the job in my opinion.

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Photo: Trainee stooge10/23/20report

:love: :love: :love:

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Photo10/21/20report

Needs a little more soil and water regularly and it will grow faster, ;P ;P ;P ;P

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Photo10/21/20report

:loveeyes:

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Photo10/21/20report

No but you look very tasty.

Photo: I can't breathe or see anything...10/21/20report

Sexy :love: :love: :love:

Photo: playing10/21/20report

Shirt and tie are too clean for my liking ;P

Photo: jungle10/21/20report

Can I turn the hose on please.

Photo: before the soak10/21/20report

:love: :love:

Photo: having megapies10/21/20report

:love: :love:

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Photo: sloppin round10/20/20report

That is tasty . :love:

Photo10/20/20report

Go on let me do it. :D :D

Photo10/20/20report

Hot !!!

Photo10/19/20report

Looking as handsome as ever. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo10/19/20report

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo10/19/20report

Is this what happens to a Covid inspector .

Photo: Pompous Inspector10/19/20report

Now that is really good wedding catering.

Photo: wedding guest pied10/19/20report

Looking very dapper :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Photo: wedding guest10/19/20report

:love: :love:

Photo: mud and paint10/19/20report

Because you do not say No instead you say yes please.

Photo: Why does this keep happening to me?10/19/20report

Woof Woof.

Photo10/18/20report

Now that looks really sexy. :D :D

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Photo10/18/20report

:love: :love: :love:

Photo10/18/20report

Now that would be a good snog and tasty with it.

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Photo10/18/20report

Oh yes who thought of that before me.

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Photo10/18/20report

That cake is far too good to eat, what could I do with it ??????

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Photo10/18/20report

That a cheeky smile x-D x-D :thumbsup:

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Photo10/18/20report

sexy ;P ;P ;P

Photo10/17/20report

Love the shine on that gunge. :love: :love:

Photo10/17/20report

:love: :love:

Photo: Muddy gear after a good dirt bike ride10/17/20report

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