Got a double WAM-my with SweetLittleSquishes and Larzstord and it was awesome. Having my sex toy suitcase opened and the four bottles of j-lube bomb tested in front of everyone was less awesome but hilarious.
I've never done a collab before, but SweetLittleSquishes made me an offer I can't refuse, making me her little kitty cake slut for the weekend. This is going to be a big first for me! We have so many messes we want to create, and we've decided to take the plunge into the pot of custard that's been simmering and livestream it on ManyVids Saturday night! Her feet+My face+lots of cakes, cupcakes and some sweet, syrupy facials on the menu. Can't wait to pop some cherries. More details soon ;P
I finally got this, and oh my God! This has to be one of the most amazing displays of raw sexuality I've ever seen. The goo manages to be stringy and slick while also looking like liquid latex in the lighting. Watching this was such a vicarious experience. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
It's an honor to be shortlisted in some of the categories for Messtival with so many other amazing wammers! Thank you all so much for your love and support. Voting is open until May 18th: vote.messtival.co.uk :love: :splosh: :love:
Apologies. Life has gotten really busy on my end, so I haven't been very interactive on here. Hopefully, I'll have some exciting updates in the coming months as the northern hemisphere transitions into summer, so keep your eyes peeled. :P
I haven't been as active here as I've wanted. Got a bit bogged down with life stuff. Did get a short sci-fi erotica written for Lush if anyone wants to check it out. :) https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-sci-fi/catharsis-1
I think in videos after a certain point I stop caring and become a broken mix tape of 'fuck' 'oh god' 'yeahhh' (and also 'oh fuuuckk') in that order on repeat like a tantric chant. Always makes me laugh when I have to prep them for here but also wet for some reason...
Photo: What I'd do if I weren't so shy about talking3/13/22report
I'm still confused by the marketing of this, but I like the potential to bridge the gap between sweet and savory and the exfoliate potential of those sprinkles (I hope they're tartar sauce flavor)
You would think with gardening, the opportunities to experiment with mud would be endless, but it's just a rocky minefield instead. At least it looks like the onions got through the worst of the winter with the utmost neglect. :thumbsup:
@Anon_Acct, is all of them an acceptable answer? Definitely the veg, dairy, pastas and yeah, gotta admit the some of the meats. Have you seen those videos where they slice the roast beef? Tell me you don't have any curiosity towards that. :blush:
I got the glass buttplugs and have tried out 3 of the 4. The 4th one is the biggest one I own and intimidating as fuck (I swear my pucker tried to invert itself when I imagined the inevitable stretch), but I want to try them all out by this week and update my thanks with some pics and short video clips of giving them a thorough review. Feel free to remind me to cook up some custard to use as lube. ;)
@kerriz, it's a lot of potato starch (corn starch works the same), water, and yogurt. I only cared about what it looked and felt like, but you can make it taste more like cum if you use sour cream instead of yogurt and add raw eggwhites at the end with some salt.
And thanks for buying and enjoying. ;)
Edit: Warm water and soap for cleanup. When it dried, it left flakey starchy bits in the shape of my hands and feet in more places than I thought it should be lol.
Scene: My Filthy Cum Filled Bukkake Fantasy 12/10/22report
Made a twitter. No tweets. No adult content (yet). Got locked out a day later. Sent a ticket Got let back in with an automated message, then immediately locked out again by the same automated bot. Not the best first impression, that's for sure. :-|
Lol! I saw that and responded. ;) it doesn't bother me at all, and I'm surprised it took this long to get a comment about my body hair. Someone hasn't been reading all my video descriptions where I lovingly reference my 'hairy cunt' a hundred times or looked at any screen shot of any video or visited my profile to find the whole unkempt bush. ;)
@Jimbobjnr lol, did someone comment on their hair preference like it's the only preference? Ironically, this was taken before it grew out completely. It adds an extra place to grip and an extra place for mess to cling to.
My story on Lush ended up in third place (yay!), so I posted some off-topic tailplug lewds to celebrate. https://umd.net/forums/erotica-competition-on-lush-stories-sham#postid_862892
Scene: Noodle Foreplay Leads to First Assgasm Ever1/27/22report
I just want to mention that I didn't even have a tarp in this one. Just a towel and a lot of floor to clean up after. So worth it. It's always worth it. :splosh:
The holidays are upon us. I'll be busy writing and trying to meet the deadline for the Lush competition along with real life obligations, so I may be more sporadic here. I still have messy videos in my backlog to upload and write something horny for. In the meantime, share the filth. ;)
There's an erotica holiday/New Year story competition going on at Lush Stories. 3500 word limit and free to enter. Deadline is January 14th. Anyone want to try their writing-wanking hand and make the entries a bit messier? Or slimy, dripping tentacles. I love that shit too. :love:
Every single tarp name I've gotten on my wall and via DM has been unique and rather brilliant. No two people said the same name, so how the hell am I supposed to choose one? lol