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179 comments
Dude. Can't wait to see this in action. Can we just appreciate the fact that there are people on this site who are inventing new devices just for this fetish? Like you're literally an inventor. This site's come a long way in 10 years.
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Video: Fruitkitty--Pi Day 2024 Teaser--The Piekitten Pod3/9/24report
1:23 to 1:36 was outstanding. Love the relentless rapidfire creaming!
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Video: Shaving Cream Pies Meetup Masturbation3/2/24report
Mmm-hmm~ Got nice and pasted, didn't you, daddy?
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Photo3/1/24report
You had to remove all your clones? You couldn't force them to get gunged instead? Ha, serves you right for trying to get out of it with that loophole!
Video: GymJock's Tank Wank2/26/24report
Yup. Got your head completely encased. Just like you deserved.
Photo2/24/24report
Wow! I would love to see more from you, sir.
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Photo: all pied2/18/24report
Absolutely wonderful. Wish we got to see start to finish
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Video: Shaving Cream Pies2/12/24report
Rippling, beautiful shoulder blades and back muscles and an excellent ass. You should be proud.
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Photo2/4/24report
They shouldn't have laughed! They got what was coming to 'em!
Video: Castrol Sludge Ad2/4/24report
That is an absolutely savage pie. Just devastating. And you know you deserve it, too.
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Photo2/3/24report
Whoever did nailed you PERFECTLY. I'd be so embarrassed I'd be shaking!!
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Photo: who threw that pie!2/2/24report
Breathtaking splat. Top notch cream scarf. 10/10 humiliating
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Photo: splat!2/2/24report
Jeeezus! You single? Stocky, heavily tattooed, bearded guys with stretched ears and a face like a wolf AND you wanna get buried in pies? You are soooo my type.
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Photo: Lemon cream pies2/1/24report
You look so good in that see-through shirt. Lovely stocky physique and that nice line of fur running down your belly. That profile pic--if I saw that irl I'd be *begging* to get pied by you.
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Photo: Got a lil wet1/30/24report
You got him good! He is so sexy. Please pie him all the time :love:
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Photo1/23/24report
Hit him with more pies and make them even gooier! Also those sweatpants and the position in that bathtub are perfect! He's super cute--bury him!!
Photo1/23/24report
The donuts are delightfully stupid! I love it! Very humiliating! He looks absolutely ridiculous.
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Photo: He likes humiliation1/8/24report
So cute!!! Happy lil cubby guy getting slimed! Wanna hug you!
Video: Me Getting Gunged for the First Time12/30/23report
I'd like to see more pictures of you, please. :loveeyes:
Photo12/27/23report
Perfect present, just for you~
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Photo: Merry Christmas12/25/23report
Squeezable, huggable furball otter!!! Something about that otter physique sets off my dom instincts. You would look so good pinned down against that bathroom wall, squirming while you get plastered with 20+ pies!!!
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Photo12/20/23report
The tubes were INCREDIBLE!!! More people need to get blasted with them! What a beat down! I need to know what device was responsible because WOW!!!
Video: Pie Catapult and Gunge Tubes12/11/23report
Smothering, suffocating lovemaking
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Photo: Now we become One with the Mud12/5/23report
I love that he started out in the dominant position by turning you into a muddy blob, and then immediately sacrifices the power dynamic by plunging in there headfirst. And doing so in such an undignified way, with his entire upper body engulfed, and his butt and legs sticking out! Like you always assume the muscular guy on top gets to preserve himself, but nope! Even he wasn't safe from getting turned into a gloppy, breaded mud monster! In a more "narratively acclimated" world, he'd probably be "safe," but in reality, he wasn't too good for a nice, creamy, humiliating head plunge! Love it. God, I love seeing anyone get messy, but it's a whole 'nother thing when the bigger, dominant guy gets it. :P
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Photo: The Mud compels all to submerge12/5/23report
You look so cocky and twisted. Love it.
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Photo12/2/23report
Well he seems rather pleased with what he's about to do to you...(psst...he's about to cream you...in case that wasn't obvious)
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Photo12/2/23report
I love your breathing! You seem extremely content and relaxed while you're getting slimed. I'm so happy for you! You also look like a guy who gives great hugs and delivers solid verbal. Do you have a partner you can do this with?
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Video: One Big Messy Medly11/29/23report
Well it's only natural to establish dominance.
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Photo11/23/23report
Those arms need to be pinned down, too.
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Photo11/20/23report
Hot. I'd love to see just how many we can stack on your face. Make it nice and heavy. I love your furry belly!!! I want to see it heaving with muffled laughter while I trap your head under the weight of fifty heavy, creamy pies!!
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Photo11/20/23report
Trash talking the pie thrower? Well, you had that coming.
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Photo: I said he threw like a wuss and got my just desser11/20/23report
Looks like the hairline came back, too! Bro, you look so good.
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Photo11/19/23report
Fun AI. I'd let him ram me into that sticky stuff headfirst then give one of those wheezing smoker's laughs while my legs kick around. He taunts me in his country accent. "I told you you'd get stuck, boy! What'd I tell you!" Then when I emerge as a heaping sticky blobby golem, he starts HOWLING with laughter. "I'm gonna get you back," I say. "No, you ain't!" he says. He's laughing so hard, he's red in the face and coughing. "No, you ain't!" But he's laughing so much that his attempts to fend me off are playful and I plunge his head into it. It completely engulfs his head. His beard is stuck at odd angles. It oozes down his shoulders and belly, which is still shaking uncontrollably with laughter that is now muffled by the glop.
Photo11/14/23report
Yes you did~Also, I love your bathroom layout/design. Did you renovate that? It's so unique.
Photo: I somehow deserved this10/20/23report
Wow, what a great ass
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Photo: Ski Man face plants (gif)10/12/23report
I love that expression!
Photo10/10/23report
I see you're starting to gain some more muscle. Bet you were starting to get cocky! You were overdue for that pie, and even though you try to deny it, deep down you know it!
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Photo10/10/23report
Excellent as usual. I love your tattoos and how you've got these intricate fractals creeping along one side of your body. You're not just fun to look at, but interesting to look at, too.
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Video: Home Alone10/10/23report
Even with the filter, you look built! I'm intrigued by your project. I love the expression you're wearing, too. Sexy devil.
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Photo10/10/23report
Watching this on a loop right now
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Video: Pied on Street by 2 Guys10/6/23report
Absolutely red hot. I hope the next video you do we see your face more, too, assuming you're cool with that. You've got a very masculine, handsome face, you know. And I love watching you stick that tongue out and be a naughty deviant. Don't underestimate your natural charm. And if you want to get really spicy, talk dirty, too. Tell us what you want to do to/for us. I just have this gut feeling you'd be good at it. Like I'd seriously let you bully me a little, ngl
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Video: A WAM Dance? Kinda.10/6/23report
Looks like joeneoj. Naturally he did an excellent job delivering pie punishment, like always.
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Scene: Messy Game of Chance with Humiliating Punishments (Part 1)10/6/23report
I suddenly have an urge to he the next pie bitch you add to your collection..!
:love:
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Photo10/6/23report
What a goon! Love it :-P
Photo: 50/50 aftermath - GungeMad10/5/23report
Excellent creaming for a nice, stretchy otter!!! :loveeyes:
Photo10/5/23report
Hands down by your sides in defeat as you let it ooze over your belly and drape over your cock...
Photo: letting it drip down10/5/23report
Yup, you got slopped all right! And that's what you get! ;-)
Photo: slopped10/5/23report
Um, wow. Might have to take a vacation to go visit Salt Lake.
Photo10/5/23report
Oh yes. Cuddles and kisses as an intermission between trashing is :thumbsup:
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Photo10/5/23report
I love how his cheek is all crinkled and there's a wisp of hair flopping over the pie, lol!!
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Photo10/5/23report
OMG Pies_in_LA...I'd let you. You could have me.
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Photo10/3/23report
Dayum...you got absolutely wrecked!
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Photo: Piling on the mess!10/1/23report
Okay. I can tell from this video you probably make love like a champ. Your boyfriend is very lucky to have a sexy intimate otter like you. There are two things you need: pies and cuddles. And lots of them.
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Video: J's First Pie Sesh9/26/23report
Wow, you boys are in love! More sensual WAM videos with vivid emotion, please!!
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Scene: It's Chocolate9/26/23report
Love it. But you know that pie dom is going to absolutely bury his sub in pies and show even less mercy now. Careful what you wish for! That one pie means that sub is about to get PUNISHED. Too late for takebacks; when that dom's finished, I'll be surprised if that sub isn't a nice creamy blob. You get what you deserve!
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Video: Rare Pie for the Pie Dom9/26/23report
Agreed. That IS more like it. And thank you!
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Photo: That's more like it9/25/23report
Oh! Welcome back! And still as fit as ever! I hope you enjoyed your fair share of pies and cake while on hiatus!
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Photo: First cream pie of this set9/25/23report
Wow what a pileup! Your face is six inches deep! How humiliating! :blush: Did it start to feel heavy? You should try to take those pies lying down and see how many you can stack on yourself. If you cut a hole in a trashcan and stick your head in it, you can trap the pie on your face and *really* get nice and buried... :love:
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Photo: Shaving cream spray9/22/23report
I'd be pleased too if I got to turn a beefcake like yourself into a sloppy, gooey s'more. :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pleased with this pie session 9/22/23report
You are indeed in great shape! I love that you had the full course and accepted it like a champion, too. Muscular stooge-studs should hold their head high when trying to balance a heaping mound of foam on their face--you did exactly that! Perfect example of how to take a trashing. And you know you needed every last one of those pies, too. 8-)
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Video: Ultimate Messy Meetup Fun9/22/23report
Yup. Piesplats will do that to ya. I love how he's got his hand on your shoulder like "sorry lil bro, had to do it to you." He's a bit of a heel, but he'll nail you good!
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Photo9/16/23report
You really have developed just...The Look for yourself. You look damn good.
Photo9/16/23report
RubberPie really is one of THE biggest pie whores on this site. And I know he knows it and I know he loves being acknowledged for it, too. :love:
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Photo9/16/23report
NOOOO!!! Oh please don't pie me, sir. I'm too handsome and don't deserve it! ;P
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Photo: Found this in my archives. It's me ready to pie a9/12/23report
Whoa. You look great. Both because of the black cake batter and that wiry physique. Got that endurance build. Been seeing some impressive newcomers lately. :blush:
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Photo8/8/23report
Demetri is such a wonderful goon. I'd smash so many pies in that face. It'd be kinda fun to do a babyface and heel routine with him. Let him nail you while he snarks at ya and flexes his muscles, then cream him back as karma. I bet he could embrace the wrestlemania heel persona nicely.
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Photo: Time for a pie!8/8/23report
What a coincidence! I love it when you take a pie in the face too!
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Photo: I love taking a pie in the face8/6/23report
Well. Tbf Demetri *did* need to get blown.
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Photo: Getting to know him better!8/1/23report
I kinda love those shorts you're wearing. Very hot
Photo7/27/23report
It's so adorable watching the stupid stuck puppy squirm! I'd say he learned his lesson but we both know he didn't.
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Scene: Barley Goes Under 27/19/23report
Well yeah, why do you think I'm just a pictureless lurker account, lol. There's no reason to show your face if you don't have to and it's nice to leave some stuff open to the imagination anyway. What I can see is still pleasing to the eye, though, and compliments are always good for boosting self-esteem so I give them if for no other reason than to brighten someone's day. I usually exchange private untraceable emails through DMs if I really want to play with someone on here irl, which is rare and I don't have the time most days.
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Photo: Pouring it on.7/19/23report
Love the way it folds and drapes over your face and so glad we get to see a bit of what you look like clean, too!
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Photo: Pouring it on.7/19/23report
Oh hell yeah. Glad you're still posting content, you beautiful furry cub
Photo7/19/23report
I'm sure you just *haaaaaated* that. /s
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Photo: the pour...7/19/23report
Yeah I think you do since you look hot and we'll be able to see you better. :-)
Photo: I think I need a better camera7/19/23report
I love how the feet pop out. So cartoonish!! x-D
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Photo: Promo GIF from my newest video. Go buy it now!7/19/23report
Yeah, agree with Bo...you still got it, my guy. You could easily get back to what you were too, if you wanted to. No reason not to. But yeah fairly obvious you lifted at some point even if not so much anymore. Still fine af
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Photo: Letting it drip.7/17/23report
Looks heavy :-D definitely enough to muffle any vocal disputes you might have with it with a nice "unf." That's the sort of slime you get on your pretty face for mouthing off
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Photo: face first7/17/23report
Damn, I love your physique. Got some powerlifter vibes. I'd love to watch you bear hug someone and make them a goopy sticky mess, too. Like just trap someone until they accept it willingly.
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Photo: Letting it drip.7/17/23report
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