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It's so hot thinking about how you've probably taken HUNDREDS of pies in the face. Like people walk past you in their every day life and have no clue that the man they just walked past has been COVERED in pie many, many times. I love this picture because you can see it's the first of many. They are ALL going to be covering you.
Yes, you need thicker, stickier pies with crust, and when you're lying down, the goal is to see just how many can be stacked on your face. Yes you absolutely do need someone to do this to you. But this is an excellent start. One of the best things about taking them lying down is that gravity doesn't cause them to roll off as much, which means you can REALLY get buried. And you need it, too.
Grateful for the link. Looks like these guys are on Instagram and they have a ton of videos like this. One guy in the group, white tank top guy, seems to love getting dunked the most and seems REALLY into it. I'm almost certain it's his genuine fetish. There's one video where he's shirtless, has just his head pushed in by another guy's foot and then has the other guy stand on him while holding a flag and he is rock hard pitching a tent through his shorts.
I can't believe someone like you actually exists. How are you that hot and also have the most quality slime and pieings? Legitimately insane. AND you perfectly understand the, like, praxis of pieings and the surrounding atmosphere and emotion of it, too. Like you know the tiny things that make it so sexy and humiliating in the first place. You just...GET it, man.
I love the way it's stacked. I can even imagine cartoon sound effects. *WHUMP* PPBBBTTTH
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Wow, you're really engulfed in that sticky mess, aren't you? Swallowed by 82 pounds of dough...
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Mmmmmmmmmffffffffff!!!! I love to see a good shaving cream bucket jammed over the head! More guys oughtta be doing this!
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Sooo glad you're back! You have the best pies! I bet you were starving for them after such a long hiatus! It's not good for your health to go so long without a nice fat pie in the face every once in a while, you know. What you really need is a 50+ pie beatdown to compensate for the extended period of time you had a clean face, and to teach you a lesson in proper self care. Thankfully, your pies are sufficiently heavy and smothering to make up for it. Make sure you're treating yourself all right, you hear? (*gives you virtual shoulder pats while you're encased in pie*)
@rodion7 The slow speed is the best. I like how his mouth opens up like he's about to lodge a complaint, too, but the big guy just completely dominates him by keeping the pies pressed in. The disrespect!!
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WOW!! Look at you!! Such a beautiful, huggable otter!! I think I'd actually bury myself in a heaping pile of thick, creamy mud then emerge out of it and trap you in a gooey, smothering bear hug. I'd smush a thick glob of cool mud over your handsome face with one hand and smear mud over that furry chest and belly with my other. I'd let you squirm a little bit but reassure you everything is going to be all right while you get more and more covered by a mud monster, then when you calm down a bit because of how relaxing it feels, I'd pull you under with me until we're both unrecognizable mud beasts.
You are such a strange, creative person. You should honestly think about branching out into an emerging metamodernist cultural zeitgeist or something beyond just stuff you do for this fetish website. Like do weird, bold art stuff that blends AI art with your own art. Definitely getting, like, incipient mad genius vibes here.
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Love the bucket. There you go, pup. That oughta put you in your place.
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Got it smack dab on target. It's a statement when the first pie shot is perfect. If it takes multiple pies to cover a face completely, you can say that at least if it were just one pie you would have been partially unscathed. But when a FIRST pie perfectly envelopes your entire face, it's as though fate has decided you were *never* going to get out of this with any dignity. That's what fate had in store for you and you had it coming!
Wow. You really don't show any mercy to yourself. That is a LOT. I'll bet you're much happier like that, though.
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Thank you SO much for this. You have such a classic daddy appearance. I'll sometimes pause the video and admire you clean for a bit and imagine talking with you before I unpause it and watch you get wrecked with a nice, big, fluffy pie. Just seeing a clean face and admiring a nice body makes the humiliation so much better.
You know that's not enough pie for piesplats. What a king.
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Dude. Can't wait to see this in action. Can we just appreciate the fact that there are people on this site who are inventing new devices just for this fetish? Like you're literally an inventor. This site's come a long way in 10 years.
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