Comments by Lurker2022

Agreed. That IS more like it. And thank you!

Photo: That's more like it9/25/23report

Oh! Welcome back! And still as fit as ever! I hope you enjoyed your fair share of pies and cake while on hiatus!

Photo: First cream pie of this set9/25/23report

Wow what a pileup! Your face is six inches deep! How humiliating! :blush: Did it start to feel heavy? You should try to take those pies lying down and see how many you can stack on yourself. If you cut a hole in a trashcan and stick your head in it, you can trap the pie on your face and *really* get nice and buried... :love:

Photo: Shaving cream spray9/22/23report

I'd be pleased too if I got to turn a beefcake like yourself into a sloppy, gooey s'more. :loveeyes:

Photo: Pleased with this pie session 9/22/23report

You are indeed in great shape! I love that you had the full course and accepted it like a champion, too. Muscular stooge-studs should hold their head high when trying to balance a heaping mound of foam on their face--you did exactly that! Perfect example of how to take a trashing. And you know you needed every last one of those pies, too. 8-)

Video: Ultimate Messy Meetup Fun9/22/23report

Yup. Piesplats will do that to ya. I love how he's got his hand on your shoulder like "sorry lil bro, had to do it to you." He's a bit of a heel, but he'll nail you good!

Photo9/16/23report

You really have developed just...The Look for yourself. You look damn good.

Photo9/16/23report

RubberPie really is one of THE biggest pie whores on this site. And I know he knows it and I know he loves being acknowledged for it, too. :love:

Photo9/16/23report

NOOOO!!! Oh please don't pie me, sir. I'm too handsome and don't deserve it! ;P

Photo: Found this in my archives. It's me ready to pie a9/12/23report

Whoa. You look great. Both because of the black cake batter and that wiry physique. Got that endurance build. Been seeing some impressive newcomers lately. :blush:

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Demetri is such a wonderful goon. I'd smash so many pies in that face. It'd be kinda fun to do a babyface and heel routine with him. Let him nail you while he snarks at ya and flexes his muscles, then cream him back as karma. I bet he could embrace the wrestlemania heel persona nicely.

Photo: Time for a pie!8/8/23report

What a coincidence! I love it when you take a pie in the face too!

Photo: I love taking a pie in the face8/6/23report

Well. Tbf Demetri *did* need to get blown.

Photo: Getting to know him better!8/1/23report

I kinda love those shorts you're wearing. Very hot

Photo7/27/23report

It's so adorable watching the stupid stuck puppy squirm! I'd say he learned his lesson but we both know he didn't.

Scene: Barley Goes Under 27/19/23report

Well yeah, why do you think I'm just a pictureless lurker account, lol. There's no reason to show your face if you don't have to and it's nice to leave some stuff open to the imagination anyway. What I can see is still pleasing to the eye, though, and compliments are always good for boosting self-esteem so I give them if for no other reason than to brighten someone's day. I usually exchange private untraceable emails through DMs if I really want to play with someone on here irl, which is rare and I don't have the time most days.

Photo: Pouring it on.7/19/23report

Love the way it folds and drapes over your face and so glad we get to see a bit of what you look like clean, too!

Photo: Pouring it on.7/19/23report

Oh hell yeah. Glad you're still posting content, you beautiful furry cub

Photo7/19/23report

I'm sure you just *haaaaaated* that. /s

Photo: the pour...7/19/23report

Yeah I think you do since you look hot and we'll be able to see you better. :-)

Photo: I think I need a better camera7/19/23report

I love how the feet pop out. So cartoonish!! x-D

Photo: Promo GIF from my newest video. Go buy it now!7/19/23report

Yeah, agree with Bo...you still got it, my guy. You could easily get back to what you were too, if you wanted to. No reason not to. But yeah fairly obvious you lifted at some point even if not so much anymore. Still fine af

Photo: Letting it drip.7/17/23report

Looks heavy :-D definitely enough to muffle any vocal disputes you might have with it with a nice "unf." That's the sort of slime you get on your pretty face for mouthing off

Photo: face first7/17/23report

Damn, I love your physique. Got some powerlifter vibes. I'd love to watch you bear hug someone and make them a goopy sticky mess, too. Like just trap someone until they accept it willingly.

Photo: Letting it drip.7/17/23report