Went for a swim in the nearby cow field early hours this morning! Was bloody gorgeous! Almost waist deep in thick cow shit and slurry :D one of the best messes I've ever had! With the thrill of not knowing if you're going to get caught :hehe: I was totally covered!! Shame I haven't got anyone to film me or take photos! Any volunteers :-P :D
Someone please help me! I need to know whether I should go in search for mud, cow shit, or buy some cake mix/ lemon curd to fill my latex shorts with?! :D :splosh: