Went for a swim in the nearby cow field early hours this morning! Was bloody gorgeous! Almost waist deep in thick cow shit and slurry one of the best messes I've ever had! With the thrill of not knowing if you're going to get caught I was totally covered!! Shame I haven't got anyone to film me or take photos! Any volunteers
Someone please help me! I need to know whether I should go in search for mud, cow shit, or buy some cake mix/ lemon curd to fill my latex shorts with?!
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one of the best messes I've ever had! With the thrill of not knowing if you're going to get caught 
I was totally covered!! Shame I haven't got anyone to film me or take photos! Any volunteers 
