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195 pies in the face, 195 pies! Take one more, add up the score, and I'll wait for 196
User: Big Bird the Clown19 days agoreport
Those eyes are wild and I am absolutely here for it :-7
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Photo26 days agoreport
Updated Pie Count: 183!
User: Big Bird the Clown5/17/25report
Pie Update:
This clown has taken 152 pies in the face... so far
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User: Big Bird the Clown5/8/25report
A full moon is out and it's bigger than ever! :kiss:
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Photo5/8/25report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo5/8/25report
The wonderful wildlife of PA is something special
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Photo: Such an artsy shot, haha5/7/25report
More please :loveeyes:
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Photo4/26/25report
I'll be there in a jiffy Jenn! Don't worry!
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Photo4/24/25report
All else aside, a stretch like that must feel amazing!
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Photo: a few of you have requested some stretching/yoga p4/23/25report
Lovely pie hit!
Photo4/23/25report
I feel like there is a great opportunity for a messy parody here called "Live and Get Pied"
Video: Monday Morning Pie4/18/25report
The best booty on UMD
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Photo4/18/25report
If this is how you welcome all your guests, how can I get an invitation?
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Photo: Welcoming Chloe4/18/25report
I count two pies and one big cake!
Photo4/18/25report
The only thing it's missing is someone to plant a big pie in her face when the gunge runs out!
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Video: Gunge Tank Mk2 Demo4/18/25report
Give me a few more pies and all will be forgiven ;)
Photo: 49) My pie counter lost track...4/15/25report
It was part of a long session! I have loads of pictures up!
Video: Laugh at the Clown!4/15/25report
If that is what Frownie's parties are like sign me up and I will come right over! The first pie is on me!!
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Video: Frownie the Clownie4/3/25report
It was a lapse in judgement, and I paid the price in pies!
Photo3/15/25report
I wish those were for me :loveeyes:
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Photo1/17/25report
No one would ever think to look for a clown in a pie
Photo: Lost my nose!!1/8/25report
Hopefully they even bring a few extra!!
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Photo9/28/24report
I'm waiting. Are you ready to take your pies now?
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Photo: you and me with some pies 😌9/9/24report
Your first ever self pie. Did it feel as good as it looked?
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Photo9/9/24report
It's always hilarious when the pan sticks to your face!
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Photo9/9/24report
Tasted even better than it looked!!
Photo: 6. A pie from a fellow clown, Slaps9/4/24report
This was one of the few pies that didn't take the nose clean off. I had to keep putting it back on :-P
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Photo: 06)8/26/24report
A topless clown taking a pie like a champion!
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Video: Pie Hit8/25/24report
I think you might have missed a spot... x-D
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Photo: just a pie target bozo 🥧7/8/24report
Great looking pies! How do you make them look so good?
Photo: Tiswas flans7/3/24report
A silly face for a silly clown about to be covered in cream. Very nice job :-D
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Photo7/3/24report
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