True! But I'm sure that you can understand how these things happened! After weeks at sea, having never seen a woman, suddenly they see, "The Face of an Angel." Now, if they'd had UMD in those days, it wouldn't have been so bad! They could see your pictures every day!
Oh, a phone condom strap? So does your phone always wear a condom? I tried telling that once to a lady, that it you put a condom on your phone you'll be fine, but she didn't believe me for one moment!