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How hard was it to clean up your hair in the shower or bath tub ?!
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That's gonna be hard to wash out !!!
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She got it good! Was that before or after she did the messy hair salon for her friend ?
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Photo: with lots of cream please...Saturdayreport
I'd be so tempted to push her under that
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It's crazy there are people this hot out there who go to work and come home to take lies to the face like this!
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Can't go out after that mess!!!
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Her poor hair is ruined! Going to be very hard to wash out I hope she gets her revenge times 2
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Dam don't hurt no body with all that !!!
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Photo: pink leggings requested! let me know if you have aSaturdayreport
Wow she got it good!
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Scene: White Summer Party Trivia (X-rated)Fridayreport
Definitely thinking about adding all the condiments we gotta toss on her head since side is acting bratty saying she's the messiest lolz
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Photo8 days agoreport
Wife is claiming she's gotten sloppier and the. I said no she said it's not HER fault the gunge maker can't make it messier than this challenge accepted!
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Showed me wife your I'm inspiration for her slop overs
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What did you use here?! Looks amazing and so do you!
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Photo13 days agoreport
Love your air bubble and hair swipe!!!
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Your poor face and hair !!! Very sexy!
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Photo13 days agoreport
Had keep the cream coming ! And cuming lolz
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She would def take my wife in who can tolerate the worst mess, she's amazing and I'm going to continue to try to get my wife as messy as you get yours !!!
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Was valentines day in a weekend? Or did she have to go into work the next day Cause she had to have smelled like something?!
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Did u get her anything else for vday or was her gift this goop?!
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She is very amazed they used to be that big! She keeps commenting on them when she sees these pics form a year or so back
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Ya missed the target but the end result look was amazing !!! And mushed it around before using next thing !
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Photo14 days agoreport
She got several this sesh!
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Me too!!!
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@oil I agree !!
Photo: took so MANY pour overs of left over slop14 days agoreport
lolz @pie princess, she is a HUGE tease! lolz also bratty and stubborn, making her the perfect pie and slime target!
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Photo: alice and wonderland pasties14 days agoreport
@ glad to pie you, i love it when she used to curl her hair before the sesh, maybe she will do it for the next one!
Photo: It shrank from cum shots so cut it to fit her 14 days agoreport
this is her "not thrilled" look lolz
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@ pie princess, she is way more artsy than I am
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Photo14 days agoreport
those pesky ghosts slimed her lolz
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it got VERY sloppy lolz
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Photo15 days agoreport
Sexy messy!!!
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@gladtopie it's her princes tiara !
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Photo15 days agoreport
Did she even get to see her pied body in the mirror ?
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She was being semi flirty even though she did not like the pie sit ! (She does do it now and has some fun w it!)
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I picked out the outfit for her but didn't think she'd let me post pics with out that top being totally covered to cover her nippes! She was in a giving good I guess !
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She wasn't happy about the pie sit and that I used pumpkin pie filling she has since began to like the pie/ cake sits and said no more pumpkin. But has let me use seeet potatoes or yams even though she doesn't love it
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Photo16 days agoreport
She likes the action shots when it explodes in her face!
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Thanks I had a blast and think she enjoyed some of it too!!!
Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!16 days agoreport
i wanted to add some fun color for her!
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she did get a way worse serving of slop after pies were done!
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Thanks ! Got lucky she always tells me how to get better shots but I'm not great w camera
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It was really oily and sticky so didn't smear as well as I had opened
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That might be a mix of all things from tub. But wish I had taken a pic of the post pie mess since it was at the end of slop overs
I must have immediately gone from the last pie (I imagine) to re pouring tub mess over her again
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Couldn't waiste the super fancy high end pie !
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@bob Kinds had to be a push cause so heavy and the hard topping crust wouldn't breaks apart to get to the cream and gel way under neath
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She lets me get her messy 2// times for her and or my bday, recently only once for both cause we are so busy, but can't complain cause she could say no to getting messy!
Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!16 days agoreport
Her idea to write on her! Most of the stuff I wrote was more kinky bases
She was just having fun w the tube
Photo: her idea to write 16 days agoreport
Thanks may have been a shoot when didn't have any pie tins and everything was ready to go so had to pour her pudding heavy cream blend in her
Would have wanted to pie her w tins
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I was if u noticed her hair in back middle lolz she's just trying to get cleaned off
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Thanks @bob, not sure why never posted before she must have said no first time around ?
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@muddyfeet, I agree but she usually makes me edit but sometimes when decently covered or wearing something she lets me show a little peak on here !
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@bob I was thinking for her birthday I'd have to give her one in each! I've smeared it in them but never actually smashed pies on them, but first time for everything !!
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@bob she gave me an early X(mess) present at my parents house lolz
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@pie princes thank you! It was left over tiramisu cream that was going to tossed anyways !
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A little smile from behind the pie!
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@glad2pieu ya once I realized it needed to be manually scooped out and applied her smile vanished
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@messycum thanks will show her tonight or tomorrow if I crash from work tonight her likes and comments !
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@melissa Lolz it only got funnier/ funnier for me as sesh continued !
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@glad-to she tried the pie like dozen times cause couldn't get it to stick too hard so scooped and rubbed after multiple attempted pieings! And each time more squashing and smearing and harder each attempt
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@messycunfort it is her favorite and she did like the little middle she got before I lightly pressed against her face !
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Ive never done it this bad to my wife but every time i see your pics / gifs i feel like she could probably take it. Lolz
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Photo: Adding clotted cream to the gunk17 days agoreport
Real bakery pie n one if her favorite pies !
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Photo18 days agoreport
she was laughing from the smear !
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Photo: she was laughing and smiling 18 days agoreport
i think so too but it was very expensive from japan it was her gift but ill see what she says !
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@pie princess it was those cheap glassless frames but we (I) want to get more so i can throw pies and won't break them
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Super high end bakery we used to live near but didn't really work pieing her but after scoping it manually and applying to her face and hair it turned out really well!
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Photo: her sexy pose 20 days agoreport
That jello edible slime stuff was amazing ! I never actually tasted it we could ask she if she got any on her mouth?! Lolz
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Her new thing is posing with the pies she wrote on to show off her art work
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Me too keep looking for nerdy hipster glasses that are for construction work cause they broke after a gentle pie smash
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Ya she's a fun little semi repressed sexual sub
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She choose the pasty's I may have picked the outfit but many early full body dresses she got for cheap to b messed
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I didn't imagine this pre bought pie session would get this messy but man the mushy pie crusts were great for smearing and caking into her face and hair
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Photo: really had to rub it in 20 days agoreport
She wasn't smiling from the session but did perk up when she got to get me and then she wanted messy selfies lolz
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I love how the cream and gunge still pool up around her undies
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Lolz yes and also SHES lucky she get spoiled outside of the bedroom and I guess we'll batheoom
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She was being flirty maybe cause the cool whip taste was gone from adding cake icing and she liked the color and texture of this ! Little too sticky for me I prefer the splatter but wasn't gonna complain about a pied bj session !
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Lolz I figured she picked them to be a tease!
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Photo: alice and wonderland pasties20 days agoreport
Yea she is! She took a huge load to the face after, which she did ask for usually her hands are up blocking her hair. But when we on vacation she gets more freaky
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Photo20 days agoreport
Me too! It was a very goey pie
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Photo: she was laughing and smiling 20 days agoreport
I should have!
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@pie princes Alice I smacked n she held to pose!! As we ALL know it got smeared and smushed around her pretty face and hair after!
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She's a champ cause she only likes Bavarian cream or like cannoli cream so the heavy cream or cool whip stuff she hates. But I need to add more sugar so she likes the taaste. Used coffee grinds w sugar n she loved tasting it! But grinds clogged drain slightly n smelled bad for months
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Photo: about to take some cream 2 the face20 days agoreport
I had TONS of fun! She did u til the mess got mixed together and re poured! She did love the sprinkles and may have been first time I was allowed to pour into her pussy
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Her hair has to be messed up the next day right ?!
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If u told me she was getting as messy as she was I wouldn't beleive it had I not seen your mess seshs!
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Love it! Feel bad for her but also super turned on! Conflicted about it cause now I wanna step my wife's one messes up to get closer to yours !
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First destruction but did. She get eased into wam before this ? I started off pretty slow with my wife. Sped it up a bit cause we went from dating to she wanted to see other people so it was just a hook up thing for a while per her wants not mine. BUT I figured I'd go little bit further w the messes since she wanted just hooking up. Not like this bad of course.
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Ohh it's in her mouth?! Is this savory and sweet at this point!?!?!
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I wonder what they think about when it's just the mix of stuff
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Is she posing for that shot w the upside down smile ? Or is that real, I mean that had to really messed up her hair, she doesn't go out the next day does she?! She has to smell like your super slop session ?!
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Does she get turned on from this cause she knows u like it ? My wife is always wet even when she's not happy after the pour overs
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My wife is saying we can do another savory but she's choosing since our only savory (did had melted ice cream at ends) was what was going to be tossed from fridge breaking. But she def couldn't handle your slop concoctions!
Photo: Beans Ahh20 days agoreport
Was it really over?!
Photo: It over - thank goodness20 days agoreport
She really wins the award in my book between mine and yours for putting up with most messiest but also enduring the cold
Photo: Please help20 days agoreport
Love the "Oh" face!
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Photo: That's even Colder20 days agoreport
@bob198756 thanks that top hat really worked out nice on top of the rice flour slime I made !
Photo: cream curdled, still gave it lolz20 days agoreport
@freddybIatt would have been disappointed but totally would have NOT used it since I messed it by over mixing or maybe that was the time it didn't freeze right and after thawing instantly curdled and smelled. She said she was gonna be messy anyways but I was worried it would make her sick. She said it wasn't gonna be swallowed and make it fast I obliged!
Photo: cream curdled, still gave it lolz20 days agoreport
We are going to try to use pie filling again but with just a little for color and texture cause I threw them my hardest w out losing accuracy obviously some didn't directly hit her face but she said her face went numb so maybe slight concision but she liked to see the splatter after in the pics, AND she's a trooper she let me keep going @freddy
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It's like our wives have the same expressions and hand and arm placements!
I still bow down to your for the slop you create! May get closer now that we have found she REALLY likes the uk gunge so I'm going to always use when she lets me !
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Photo: I dont think I can take much more of this20 days agoreport
Gotta say I try to get close to your mess end products, it wife won't let me continue if cold . She always does same things with her hands i just realized when doing that post on "helpless hands"
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Photo: Pudding yuk20 days agoreport
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