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Pierre537183 that was supposed to be three weeks of dinner and desserts but freezer opened up and we lost EVERYTHING, but saved it for wam!
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shes REALLY just sittin in that mess!!!!
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https://umd.net/optimist She knew what was cumin lolz
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks! She still has to wear her green slime
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https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks Good mick mister pic !
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https://umd.net/needtobemessy She's been working out !
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige saturdayreport
It just stayed on her face so well! But also did get added to her slopover bucket
Photo: SPLAT!!! BULLSEYE!!!fridayreport
https://umd.net/marley Bought one of her fav flavors (the other two later are some of her least favorite)
Photo: READY… AIM...fridayreport
The pie stuck so well!!!
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https://umd.net/marley She takes it so well!
Photo: caking the clown!fridayreport
https://umd.net/umd282 She was NOT a fan of the outfit lolz
Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie fridayreport
https://umd.net/marley good coverage am I right?!
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https://umd.net/marley had to hold over her head it was too heavy to actually drop on her head
Photo: chunky slime bowl tiara fridayreport
https://umd.net/marley Still somehow made its was into her micro once piece even thought it was extra chunky !!!
Photo: chunky choco slime! (she luvs chocolate!)fridayreport
https://umd.net/marley Also still green slime to come !
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https://umd.net/pipfreek Thanks ! We were gonna make gunge from messy supplies she picked out a color and the extra thick stuff and I realized right before we started bought the wrong drill attachment
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https://umd.net/gloopy Really broke in the new place!
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https://umd.net/messycumfort She says she looks like a muck monster
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https://umd.net/messysexy Descriptions are on different pics
Tried to copy and paste but kept refreshing but LOTS of different sweet and savory items
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Photo: Big ole slopovers bucket, caught all fell between thursdayreport
https://umd.net/chuck-m She did her first pied on the ass experience (2 pies actually)
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige tuesdayreport
https://umd.net/messysexy It was from a gag gift I forgot about and they had moved past Best Buy date
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Photo: grub worms, she moaned and asked why so slimey?!tuesdayreport
https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks! 1st wasn't so sticky / don't splatter but second one was a bit messier !
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Photo: didn’t want her jealous gave massuse piespank9 days agoreport
https://umd.net/joeyoung2007 Was suooosed to also use uk gunge on her but I bought the wrong drill attachment for mixing paint and liquids
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Photo: was her cum rag, now coated with more cream!9 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley It's gonna get good!!
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muddyfeet its very pieable!
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige 11 days agoreport
marley thanks!
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige 11 days agoreport
muddyfeet i gave her a lil tug on both sides, she screached at me lolz
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Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie 11 days agoreport
marley i could NOT believe she put that on!
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Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie 11 days agoreport
PieMePhoebe yea it gets good! as good as a messy mini one piece could!
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Photo: oh no her skimpy outfit is showing...11 days agoreport
Cream was too liquidy I didn't buy enough so had to stop throwing them but felt good to "splat" them on her face too!
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https://umd.net/marley I actually just pushed this into her face crusts were way under cooked but she said still hurt but think cool whip was too thin and I didn't buy enough to over flow the pies
Photo: ready aim!11 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley She got very giddy and girl when I asked if SHE wanted to do pie writting and she said "YOU" and pointed at me
And then because of course she did when we were about to start she in her bratty ways said "ohh man you suck at writing"
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Photo: “spank"11 days agoreport
Her gym efforts are getting more apparent ! I do love a phat ass!
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Photo: cakes about to get pied11 days agoreport
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers Little did I know few days later, she be watching her get a nuru massage with a happy ending and messy erotic massage from another lady !
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Photo: added my own white slime 11 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley She held them in place after I pied her
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PieMePhoebe i don't get it, but not gonna tell her to stop, its like shes a a gluton for punishment
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Photo: she luvs holding pies b4 getting them/ pie hat12 days agoreport
how bad did you smell afterwords?!
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Photo: Post-shoot jitters12 days agoreport
Blkwammer all up to the wifie i never thought this would happen but think it was a special present for vaca
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Photo: lil smile after acknowledging ready 4 another 12 days agoreport
But we all won! By getting to watch!!
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Photo: No hands in the pigsty13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 We kept in contact and she said if wifie wanted a reg massage and we had time she'd try being the pie target
Photo: talking her through each step of the way13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lolz if only! Wifie would never approve!
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Photo: taught her what a pie hat was13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/16parkvilla Out the window or her ass?! Lolz
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/messyblogg The unfortunate/ fortunate outcome of having construction work done in summer and the banging moved freezer items around and in the night slide down enough to push open freezer door lost weeks forth of food and desserts we had saved, BUT when life gives u lemons make lemon merengue!
Wifie had wanted to try a more hard core savory sesh so perfect opportunity !
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https://umd.net/piethro2 She stayed in contact with me and said she'd be interesting in trying being the wam target and wifie said she was NOT going to get messy but would film me getting "revenge" on the Massuse, who I think had a pretty good time being the "victim "
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Photo: gave her her 1st fuller wam treatment 13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/kelly-le-frock So that's our Massuse who was willing to give wam an try
My wifie is filming and in behind the lady (in the other pics messing her up)
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Photo: talking her through each step of the way14 days agoreport
PieMePhoebe only if wifie approves but think this was a one and done
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Photo: taught her what a pie hat was14 days agoreport
PieMePhoebe she had some fun getting messy!
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Photo: massaged it in 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet she was hot all around !
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Photo: gave her her 1st fuller wam treatment 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thank u sir !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 When she parted the top my heart stopped
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Wifie picked the soups and was her digestion to get them I was gonna stick to just sweets since we didn't know when buying. If Massuse would do messy massage
Photo: massuse REALLY learning how to messy wifie up14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I told her she should make videos on here cause she could protect her identity but she hasn't so far
Photo: gave her her 1st fuller wam treatment 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Ya it exploded even though I held back a lot cause she was scared but after she loosened up and said as long I was gentle with her face we could proceed!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was very exciting cause she had only been caked on her tits by wifie the week before
She and wifie said I could spank her bare handed before pieing her cause she was nervous it would hurt
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 This isn't my wifie, it's the lady who gave wifie messy massage and erotic nuru massage
Wifie let me go back week or so later and get her messy ! Massuse got me good after this though and wifie just sat back and filmed she didn't feel like getting messy
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Photo: she took it like a pro!14 days agoreport
Oh bob that's not wifie getting pied
She's behind me letting me pie spank out masseuse
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Photo: wifie did good job filming!14 days agoreport
Love how she's checking out that pie
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Very hot!
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Did u get to follow the directions?!
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https://umd.net/lizzieclaymore Thanks! After editing pic and realizing I'd now pie spanked a very awesome masseuse but NEVER lie spanked my wifie I made sure last weeekend to really pie my wifie on the ass, so she didn't feel left out lolz
I also couldn't beleive my wifie let me actually spank our Massuse bare handed but it was to make sure the hardness of the pie slap wouldn't hurt her butt (it was pretty toned)
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https://umd.net/messwriter it was supposed to be for the wifie but we brought it for her to wear
It would sauce been extra skimpy in wifie but worked on her too !
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I'm guessing g his long am I gonna smell for had to have come up?!
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the splatter it made was really hot!
Photo: wifie did good job filming!16 days agoreport
wifie won most jan ken po (rock paper scizzors) but she wasn't going to be playing so she gave me a few extra prizes to give out( i had lost by the most) but she gave most of her points to massuese, to get me back after this
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can't beleive wifie let me pie spank her, wifie hadn't even had a full on pie spanking (she has now had one as of last weekend)
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she let me spank her a few times to make sure the force of the pie wasn't too hard
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think she had a good time, more when SHE got to mess me up
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Photo: gave her her 1st fuller wam treatment 16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Thanks ! Wanted them both to feel comfortable and the Massuse also said she understood wifie was less worldly then us
But she definitely made her comfortable and als gave great massages. Wifies first pieing and slime was from a bet who could last longer not wanting sex. It was like 3-4th date and I gave her back massage and she caved and said go down on me, I'll take the pie. I held off and kept adding pies and then slime and blind fold and loose wrist ties to the bet till she begged for oral. And that was how we first wamed and now here we are married and she lets me post her pics! (I did throw in a frozen banana not part of bet and she went with it and I was like I gotta keep this girl around!)
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Photo: she said oh i found your clit again16 days agoreport
Why wifie likes to eat gravy and liked it being dumped in her
you definitely used WAY more and it's pretty hot !
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Photo: Oh no xx16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/anonacct It was supposed to be no touching down there but half way through nuru massage she changed her mind so I asked Massuse if she felt comfortable cause I obviously wanted to see and we agreed it was ok
For this it was more just teasing
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Photo: she said oh i found your clit again17 days agoreport
https://umd.net/swimsuit4filling 3rd4th wam sesh i think? And I doubt she'd ever been filmed or photo graphed in compromising positions before we started hooking up
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https://umd.net/swimsuit4filling She got slimed by multiple ghosts !
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https://umd.net/swimsuit4filling I know you saw the messy massage from the very attractive masseuse that tied her hands and messed her up good!?
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Photo: She did NOT <3 the shirt and thong filling 18 days agoreport
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you She said to throw them hard so she could see the splatter in the pics! She says it's artsy! And who am I to tell what is or isn't art in her mind am I right ?!
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Photo: Cream + crusts and filling down the shirt 18 days agoreport
https://umd.net/swimsuit4filling I had a great bday !
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I got super hard, and finished in her chest while she got the soup bags outed over her head and rubbed in, think I shit like 8 different "strings" onto her chest and into her hands cause us had them open, sitting in her lap
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Photo: cream & titties jiggling around, so hot!19 days agoreport
marley mixed well with the cakes and pudding she had mushed all over wifies body
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Photo: shes admiring how savory slime splashed wifie 19 days agoreport
marley the double pour mixed so well over her head!
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Photo: she chose for the color (think tomatoe)19 days agoreport
marley double soup pour!
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Photo: potatoe soup we think19 days agoreport
muddyfeet ya im grateful she lets me share and get her good!
Photo: she said oh i found your clit again20 days agoreport
bob1987564 loved seeing her huge tits bounce on her face!
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Photo: told her to motor boat wifies face and really rub 20 days agoreport
bob1987564 wifie said we should use savory that night i was gonna stick to sweet!
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Photo: soup pour savory finale 20 days agoreport
bob1987564 i did show her how to really throw cake on wifie
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Photo: putting some weight into the cake smash!20 days agoreport
bob1987564 she was havig a blast!
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she picked out the soups!
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Photo: smelly soup20 days agoreport
And it was super hot cause Massuse turned heat on ! I just noticed that last night when wifie and I looked over the pics
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She said it was a one time thing but I'm hoping she allows it again! We did go back later on. Trip and I got some fun pics from that too
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Photo: putting some weight into the cake smash!20 days agoreport
https://umd.net/perdi It was fun to watch
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Photo: putting some weight into the cake smash!21 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley Started off cleaning off in shower, then nuru massage, another shower, cakes and pudding and then savory soups she picked out for her ow savory shampoo!
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Photo: soup pour savory finale 21 days agoreport
https://umd.net/messycumfort Her ooor hair really got it that night
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Photo: soup pour savory finale 21 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley Needed some savory to balance out the sweets !
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Photo: smelly soup21 days agoreport
PieMePhoebe it didnt seem real!
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Photo: told her to motor boat wifies face and really rub 21 days agoreport
MrMuck pied blow job
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MrMuck its what she gets for the day before this saying, just sex we are not friends with benefits, and then going out on a date the next day, but coming over to spend the night lolz
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marley next time im going to have her put her entire body into it !
Photo: told her to motor boat wifies face and really rub 22 days agoreport
marley if we ever play again im hoping she gets her WAY more messy!
Photo: masseuse was moaning while rubbing wifie face22 days agoreport
marley =)
Photo: I added cake 2 her face 4 the experience 22 days agoreport
marley messy moter boat!!
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marley it was a good night!
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Photo: cream & titties jiggling around, so hot!22 days agoreport
marley she really rubbed in around and played with her chest!
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Photo: wifie had fun creaming her tits 22 days agoreport
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