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The wifie let me watch as she got nuru massage in tub from another lady! Then she let her tie her hands up and the wifie had a sensual food massage that turned into me asking the massager to smash pieces of cake onto wifies chest, face, and hair! Massager let wifie get her chest messy and then she did a "forced" motor boat to my wifies face in giving wifie a messy moater boat massage !
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User: luvs2pieWednesdayreport
I feel so bad for her ! And also so turned on, and my wife knows I try to match your guys messy levels when I give her the messy slopover pours with the tubs contents
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PhotoMondayreport
I'm thankful you were willing to cram all that nastiness in your panties and bend over to show off your beautiful backside!
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Photo: Thankful for the mess!Saturdayreport
It's so thick and nasty and yet so hot to see covering a sexy face!
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PhotoSaturdayreport
Oh mah gawd her poor hair !
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PhotoSaturdayreport
Your beautiful face if covered in thick glop!!!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! Had skimpier outfit picked out but it had the dye coming off so she said she didn't want it on her skin
But thinking this onesie worked out pretty well showing off her curves !
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Photo: SPLAT!!!7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I hadn't even thought of that but she so over it after they went into her head and face she wanted shower and I didn't get any after words lolz
She was fine after
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Photo7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I'm sure she didn't love it she was pretty grumpy her favorite pantys we're being ruined
But as you can see they had holes in them so I was doing her a favor by ruining them (so I could buy her 3 new pairs)

Also is she wasn't so bratty and honaory maybe she wouldn't have ended up wearing them (and being smeared around on her head after the messy wedgies Lolz
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Photo7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 It was also bald just can't show that part off
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Photo7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 Lolz I think she was dreading what else I was gonna do to her !
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Photo: cake weddgie 7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 I wasn't gonna cake her at the wedding in front of our families and friends but on HERE well she knew what's up!
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Photo7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She wasn't impressed BUT was happy I popped the big question ! It was also one of her favorite panties but she only agreed when I said I'd buy her three new ones
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Photo: She did say yes when i proposed....7 days agoreport
"Should I combine cum AND pies at the adult cinema next visit?"
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Photo9 days agoreport
That's a look of why did I voluntary sign up for this/ am I getting paid enough to take all this punishment ?!
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Photo9 days agoreport
She's trashed!
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Photo9 days agoreport
https://umd.net/big-bird-the-clown She took good amount of pies thank you!
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Photo10 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 Thank you! Yea I thought this outfit for her well, cause she's never there when I buy them
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Photo10 days agoreport
https://umd.net/dazza1336 I'm trying to remember. What set of lingerie thst was, she'd never wore it I think before dating me
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Photo11 days agoreport
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She was taking it all in but also think she decided to mush the sweet slime on top of the pies and cake, and pushed down the savory slime. She mushed pretty hard and obliged to do a head dunking! At the end I left the pouring bowl over her head but the camera over heated and shut off. I was so pissed!
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Photo11 days agoreport
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto she laughed when she saw the floor covered in various ammo!
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Photo: her compromise for pasties 11 days agoreport
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She loves her nuru gel and gunge now! I got pretty lucky!
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Photo13 days agoreport
THATS some chunky slime!!!
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Photo14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was pretty hot she let me use her body like a cancus for the frosting (and then other stuff)
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was a very nice added bonus she gave me!
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Photo: About to be toaster strudeled!14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 Thanks it was super hot and thank you for her compliments !
Photo: Approved frosted face before her facial 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 It was super hot !
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She REALLY took good care of me that night! I did have to ask nicely to frost her face before finishing on it
It was supposed to be frosted right before the shower and after the facial
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Photo: About to be toaster strudeled!14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She gave a look when I showed her the outfit but she did put it on! Same look when she saw the pie on the stool lolz
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Photo14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet they are very pointy! Hopefully that means they are healthy?!
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Photo14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/mrwetshirt It wa a shocker that was allowed to be posted !
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Photo15 days agoreport
Aero__ she just likes to show off her artwork with what she writes on the pies, not sure if she likes just holding what is going to be splattered on her but I LOVE knowing its about to go onto her face and head!
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Photo: Not sure when she started liking pie poses 16 days agoreport
Lolz yes !
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Photo: And the world turns around16 days agoreport
Did she keep the dress ?
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Photo16 days agoreport
Obviously u needed pie sando to finish off the job !
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Photo17 days agoreport
Heeeyyy!!!!
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Photo20 days agoreport
I love her messy blob too! They grew so much since dating
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Photo20 days agoreport
She did NOT appreciate the messy pour overs
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Photo20 days agoreport
https://umd.net/vols4everus Thanks for sure! This was a fun Halloween considering it was in pandemic and we weren't doing anything else
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Photo20 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Lolz a wet and slimy bald pussy
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Photo21 days agoreport
Thanks! She was being flirty that day! I asked her to do that figuring she would deny it! She squally doesn't get much love from women so this will be a nice suprise !
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Photo21 days agoreport
Nuru gel from Japan but the cheap stuff can't be used for oral lube or penetration but still fun
Hoping to find real stuff there made with seaweed

I made a slime out of water and rice flour simulator texture but white if you interested I'll find the album it's in
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Photo21 days agoreport
All good! If you can find those nuru gels with out chemicals that might be fun too! Or the uk gunge since most are plant based ! Looks like fun!
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Photo21 days agoreport
My wife got REALY into Japanese bath slimes just like in this pic! She now REALLY likes her gunge from the uk ! What did u use for this ?
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Photo21 days agoreport
I was like is that Zona or la area cause recognize those bricks
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Photo: Throwback!! with @Messyhot21 days agoreport
https://umd.net/messycumfort She wears It so well!!!
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!22 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek Ya that was not planned and she ran with it AND laughed when I said I'd make pasties out of the pastries AND she actually said that could count for cover up for pics !
Photo: look of defeat w/ messy crown & tits pulled out22 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek She loved to know there was an explosion cause she thinks it is an artsy pic and I can't deny her her art work
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Photo: SPLAT!!!22 days agoreport
Got very lucky I held camera steady enough for this to cum into view lolz
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Photo22 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet And she DOESNT let me ever forget lolz
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!22 days agoreport
Thanks she is pretty hot post pied !
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!22 days agoreport
Frosting or icing w sprinkles is her fav! She in a sesh long time ago was like impossible I get sprinkles dumped over me ? Could not say no to that obviously! Call it sprinklekakke but have to stop her from eating it cause she got sick after eating it cause it was post slop overs
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Photo23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek thanks my man ! She was being hella bratty so I got lucky w her "I'm sorry!" So wish I had thought to rub it around her whole face and hair though when I seen the video after
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Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bcnpie-2 She is having fun w the pies !
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bcnpie-2 Pretty pie (eyed) girl!
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Photo: love it when there are eye holes in pie23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I had fun with it! Her not so much lolz
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Photo23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/davinatvwirral It as fun thanks!!!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 24 days agoreport
It did squirt of her hole that was ripped from YEARS of continued wearing
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Photo24 days agoreport
https://umd.net/cosworth17 Ya and then they go into her head !
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Photo25 days agoreport
It was hot she hair sat there and let it run down between her legs !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 25 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks I think so I feel like she needs to free the nippies !
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face25 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley When she said I could post this pic I was blown away !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 25 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek She rarely lets nippies (her name but I use now too) get posted so either she wasn't paying close attention when I showed her this pic OR she was in a giving mood/ had been acting bratty and did it as an I'm sorry (also she knows basically more she shows the more likes she will get in theory
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face25 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek Thanks we had fun for a smaller sesh that time !
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Photo25 days agoreport
The wifie also liked this pic as album pic
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Photo25 days agoreport
pieguypaul i do enjoy giving it to her!!!
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Photo26 days agoreport
quietman she got quite filled!
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Photo26 days agoreport
12 oz bottle of frozen saved cum pour
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Photo26 days agoreport
cup o cum
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Photo26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/quietman Networking at its best!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She had said frosting post facial but I jokingly said it would pop better / don't need to do edits if frosting went first to cover your face and she said ok. Lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/daisycd She def gets spoiled in her regular everyday life she gets away with ALOT, this is her spoiling me post her bratty mess lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lemon merengue one of her fav flavors !
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks I had to Smack her and smush it dozen times to get just top layer of pie to break and smear
I ended up scooping it by hand
But it was from a high end bakery where we used to live by
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Photo26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bigperm She's been slowly over time seeing what photos get more likes and comments and then peeping what I'm looking st on here pic and video wise and she makes additions to the fun
. The pie posing to show her notes she writes on pies both were her idea. I now write notes on them too sometimes

She has ideas on how she should move her head when getting slimed sometimes and she also had idea of writing her body
Ohh and in a slime catching bucket between her legs w savory slime and sweet slime caught in it she said she was gonna mush it herself w her feet.
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bigperm She asked for a nice pie w a flavor she liked so couldn't say no to that
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet well she doesn't LUV getting messy she says she deals w it i think she does like the gunge I think you saw that album and she does like being pied and pie and cake sitting ! Bukkake and slime and the slop overs she "tolerates"
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Photo: Bukkake28 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Lolz thanks ! We r all lucky she lets me do this to her AND shares some of her messiness !
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Photo28 days agoreport
https://umd.net/creamcaked She's been letting little bit more be shown of nips and lips (face not pussy) but I'm not complaining !
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Photo28 days agoreport
https://umd.net/creamcaked I forgot we had it and she was already cleaning off and she said just do it fast! I guess she figured it would be easiest thing to wash off and filling that up means less facials during the year !
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Photo: Bukkake28 days agoreport
Cakes on cake !
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Photo29 days agoreport
Hello!
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Photo29 days agoreport
https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks! I was trying to wipe it into her mouth, she didn't appreciate it lolz
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Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 30 days agoreport
https://umd.net/plonk No she will only play w herself if no food sources near there
She did use a Double ended dildo in a gunge pour before pies were used in one of our albums
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Photo: she let me scoop 8-10 tub slopovers 4 repours!11/5/25report
https://umd.net/thevillainessbf I thought so too but she's now asking for more savory cause she doesn't like the after smell / taste of most cream based stuff, she tolerated cool whip or actual bakery pies)
Savory was cause she tried small sesh when fridge door didn't close and this time was cause we had lots of expired cans of food and snacks she bought but never finches so to get to eat what I buy for her / she buys and lets go bad I made a fun several pots of savory slop
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Photo: popcorn, chips, crackers, chili, smelled horrible11/4/25report
Her idea to do body writing some was hers the cum whore on her face was mine. She said I was mean lolz
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Photo11/4/25report
Feel like I made IT in life from the love from MM! Lolz def texting wife about this !
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Photo11/3/25report
My wife dies this too but she doesn't drink instead she takes pies and slime for hobby crafting $ and jewelry allowance lolz
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Photo11/3/25report
Ohh she got it plenty of pies and some clumpy chocolates cake batter oatmeal slime! And two pitches of jellos edible slime that only came out that one year and then tub slop overs multiple times !
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Photo11/3/25report
That is super hot !
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Photo11/3/25report
quietman she got it the WORST ever tonight, all meal prep and desserts from freezer we lost, she got mad cause i kept swiping it up into her nose. eventually i didn't push as high, but she was a mess!
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Photo11/1/25report
muddyfeet thanks it was a fun surprise
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Photo11/1/25report
It's in her mouth?! Very hot!
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Photo10/31/25report
My wife n I did one of those it was fun! She even let me dump mud over her head before we got out ! Wish it had been waterier but I get u can't sink to bottom or your get burned
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Photo: I’m getting the hang of adding videos to a store b10/31/25report
i love how bad u burry her in pies
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Photo10/31/25report
Her idea to write on pies and on her body w cake decorating icing
Photo: She <3 showing off her artwork 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It's pretty cool when camera frame captures the splatter!
Photo: She likes to see the action splatter 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie I also shoved her head down so she wasn't sitting up in tub but laying all the way down she's pretty strong so she kept her self up but let me do it eventually. If she really didn't want to I wouldn't have been able to push her down
Photo: got her good!10/30/25report
I always wonder what she's thinking about while she's being destroyed
Photo: Shes a champ for laying under all the sluge10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She teases me about not knowing English all the time
Photo: BANANNA her 2nd least favorite flavor lolz 10/30/25report
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