The wifie let me watch as she got nuru massage in tub from another lady! Then she let her tie her hands up and the wifie had a sensual food massage that turned into me asking the massager to smash pieces of cake onto wifies chest, face, and hair! Massager let wifie get her chest messy and then she did a "forced" motor boat to my wifies face in giving wifie a messy moater boat massage !
I feel so bad for her ! And also so turned on, and my wife knows I try to match your guys messy levels when I give her the messy slopover pours with the tubs contents
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! Had skimpier outfit picked out but it had the dye coming off so she said she didn't want it on her skin
But thinking this onesie worked out pretty well showing off her curves !
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I hadn't even thought of that but she so over it after they went into her head and face she wanted shower and I didn't get any after words lolz
She was fine after
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I'm sure she didn't love it she was pretty grumpy her favorite pantys we're being ruined
But as you can see they had holes in them so I was doing her a favor by ruining them (so I could buy her 3 new pairs)
Also is she wasn't so bratty and honaory maybe she wouldn't have ended up wearing them (and being smeared around on her head after the messy wedgies Lolz
https://umd.net/pf2 She wasn't impressed BUT was happy I popped the big question ! It was also one of her favorite panties but she only agreed when I said I'd buy her three new ones
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She was taking it all in but also think she decided to mush the sweet slime on top of the pies and cake, and pushed down the savory slime. She mushed pretty hard and obliged to do a head dunking! At the end I left the pouring bowl over her head but the camera over heated and shut off. I was so pissed!
Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She REALLY took good care of me that night! I did have to ask nicely to frost her face before finishing on it
It was supposed to be frosted right before the shower and after the facial
Aero__ she just likes to show off her artwork with what she writes on the pies, not sure if she likes just holding what is going to be splattered on her but I LOVE knowing its about to go onto her face and head!
Thanks! She was being flirty that day! I asked her to do that figuring she would deny it! She squally doesn't get much love from women so this will be a nice suprise !
Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!22 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek Ya that was not planned and she ran with it AND laughed when I said I'd make pasties out of the pastries AND she actually said that could count for cover up for pics !
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Photo: look of defeat w/ messy crown & tits pulled out22 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek She loved to know there was an explosion cause she thinks it is an artsy pic and I can't deny her her art work
Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!22 days agoreport
Frosting or icing w sprinkles is her fav! She in a sesh long time ago was like impossible I get sprinkles dumped over me ? Could not say no to that obviously! Call it sprinklekakke but have to stop her from eating it cause she got sick after eating it cause it was post slop overs
https://umd.net/pipfreek thanks my man ! She was being hella bratty so I got lucky w her "I'm sorry!" So wish I had thought to rub it around her whole face and hair though when I seen the video after
https://umd.net/pipfreek She rarely lets nippies (her name but I use now too) get posted so either she wasn't paying close attention when I showed her this pic OR she was in a giving mood/ had been acting bratty and did it as an I'm sorry (also she knows basically more she shows the more likes she will get in theory
Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She had said frosting post facial but I jokingly said it would pop better / don't need to do edits if frosting went first to cover your face and she said ok. Lolz
Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks I had to Smack her and smush it dozen times to get just top layer of pie to break and smear
I ended up scooping it by hand
But it was from a high end bakery where we used to live by
https://umd.net/bigperm She's been slowly over time seeing what photos get more likes and comments and then peeping what I'm looking st on here pic and video wise and she makes additions to the fun
. The pie posing to show her notes she writes on pies both were her idea. I now write notes on them too sometimes
She has ideas on how she should move her head when getting slimed sometimes and she also had idea of writing her body
Ohh and in a slime catching bucket between her legs w savory slime and sweet slime caught in it she said she was gonna mush it herself w her feet.
Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet well she doesn't LUV getting messy she says she deals w it i think she does like the gunge I think you saw that album and she does like being pied and pie and cake sitting ! Bukkake and slime and the slop overs she "tolerates"
https://umd.net/creamcaked I forgot we had it and she was already cleaning off and she said just do it fast! I guess she figured it would be easiest thing to wash off and filling that up means less facials during the year !
Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 30 days agoreport
https://umd.net/plonk No she will only play w herself if no food sources near there
She did use a Double ended dildo in a gunge pour before pies were used in one of our albums
Photo: she let me scoop 8-10 tub slopovers 4 repours!11/5/25report
https://umd.net/thevillainessbf I thought so too but she's now asking for more savory cause she doesn't like the after smell / taste of most cream based stuff, she tolerated cool whip or actual bakery pies)
Savory was cause she tried small sesh when fridge door didn't close and this time was cause we had lots of expired cans of food and snacks she bought but never finches so to get to eat what I buy for her / she buys and lets go bad I made a fun several pots of savory slop
Ohh she got it plenty of pies and some clumpy chocolates cake batter oatmeal slime! And two pitches of jellos edible slime that only came out that one year and then tub slop overs multiple times !
quietman she got it the WORST ever tonight, all meal prep and desserts from freezer we lost, she got mad cause i kept swiping it up into her nose. eventually i didn't push as high, but she was a mess!
My wife n I did one of those it was fun! She even let me dump mud over her head before we got out ! Wish it had been waterier but I get u can't sink to bottom or your get burned
Her idea to write on pies and on her body w cake decorating icing
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Photo: She <3 showing off her artwork 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It's pretty cool when camera frame captures the splatter!
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Photo: She likes to see the action splatter 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie I also shoved her head down so she wasn't sitting up in tub but laying all the way down she's pretty strong so she kept her self up but let me do it eventually. If she really didn't want to I wouldn't have been able to push her down