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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thank you sir! It got a lot better of a (messy) view for me after all the ammo was used up!
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! I am an ass man myself !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She's really getting into cake sitting !
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She did beg to have it in her ass and not dropped on her face and it was pretty hot to hear her ask for it!
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie
Lolz thanks! She did say when looking at the likes she got, "I had only dated respectable men before I dated you!"
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Well she asked for the pie flavors she didn't like NOT to be dropped in her face when laying off the bed so she said she'd take it in the ass! Couldn't say no to that, but those flavors still ended up being smushed into her face multiple times before it became her queen crown!
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was shrunk for all the cum shots over a year she took in it had to cut it in several places to fit over her top! But helped show off the goods better I think!
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She was very kind to let me show her full ass u clothed
That had never been allowed up on pics before !
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She REALLY Sat in it with force ! Hence it squirting out like that ! She also before smashed her face in rh cake and really rolled around in it! She was having fun that day and surprised me a lot !
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Photo10/21/25report
I wish that cupcake was a sloppy pie hat or hats
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Photo: Condensed milk is so dreamy 👻10/19/25report
Can she even leave the house the next few days?! She HAS to smell like something after all that
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Photo: How much more can I take10/19/25report
Ohh no your pretty top!
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Photo: Sketti oooooh...10/19/25report
Well she's not getting out tonight lolz
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Photo10/19/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet All her idea !
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Photo10/8/25report
She was NOT happy this time, but she now has lots of fun cake and pie sitting !
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Photo10/7/25report
A very pretty face and hair got destroyed !
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Photo10/6/25report
She did make that shot pretty sexy! It was also more of a pissed off skirt lift but she DID lift it and ended being a party hot shot
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Photo10/6/25report
Sprinklekakke! My wife like this too!
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Photo: 💕💕10/6/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She immediately liked the slime bath powder from Japan
She was getting a massage from me in it and she said she wished I was fucking her in both holes cause she likes how it feels when it's moving bath and forth slapping her holes
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Photo10/2/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She was flicking me off but she was grinning ear to ear
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Photo10/2/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She saw when I first showed her the site people liked feet pics and she didn't get it but tells me to get a few of of messy feet sometimes, think she just wants the likes lolz
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Photo10/1/25report
Thank you for REALLY liking your face being wrecked !
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Photo: Waiting to get my face wrecked 10/1/25report
Such a great facial coverage ! Very humiliating and the hand placement makes me think it's a shocking coverage ! But I love it !
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Photo10/1/25report
That's HUGE smile for humiliation!!!
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Video: Humiliation Heaven9/30/25report
Face down ass up!!!
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Photo9/29/25report
https://umd.net/justjade Lolz I think so she's gonna HATE it! I'll be sure to tell her it was you so she can hope someone destroys you good in retaliation!
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Photo: 😬9/29/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you The body writing was her idea!
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Photo9/29/25report
I couldnt believe she was willing to do it !
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Photo9/29/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Sorry there is half of a naked foot in the tub? There are def pics of her feet messy in other albums on our page if u wanna look for them ?
There are some of her feet under this post!
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Photo9/29/25report
I've been having wife use that for deep throat practice but now I feel like I've been under utilizing it
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Photo: 😬9/29/25report
Part of me feel so bad when girls get it bad in their curly hair, BUT the other part of me REALLY likes seeing it totally destroyed!!! Think your pics motivated me to do what ever I gotta do to get my wife to really curl her hair for our next savory session!
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Photo9/28/25report
Your sir mixalot sample is amazing ! Also if u wanna check out my wifies albums on my page i feel like you may feel what im laying down (on her in the tub/ shower)
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User: screen_name9/28/25report
Don't get it in your eyes or mouth or near soft skin if it's not real nuru ie seaweed
My wife and I have played with it
Very fun but we couldn't get the real stuff that don't have some chemicals on it so no mouth play
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Photo9/28/25report
My wife does pie sitting and cake sitting and when we tired out the uk gunge she liked so much we let me use the the double ended dildo on her and she was totally fine


When we first were dating I went down on her after a sesh and that gave her a UTI prob the sugar.
So we r olannning another gunge sesh with oral, or dildos or sex or some combo (I'll hopefully pie and slime her after all that)
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Photo9/26/25report
https://umd.net/quietman YUPS! That pie was applied to her ass several times and then she stood up and I hit her face with it a bunch! It ended up in her head after she sat back down
Photo9/25/25report
And she never once asked to wipe her face off !
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Photo: She has cakes and needs to be smeared in them 2 9/24/25report
Lolz
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Photo: She has cakes and needs to be smeared in them 2 9/24/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you!!
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Photo9/24/25report
https://umd.net/messesoftheafternoon
It was a bougie bakery pie and one of her favorite flavors !
It was lemon merengue but was to stiff on top so kept pushing it on her face with very little stick.
So I scooped it out and applied it on her face and hair and that was very hot !
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Photo9/23/25report
https://umd.net/oilslick
Ya and she let sure eyes show ! Hoping she lets more w the pie eyes in pics !
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Photo9/22/25report
I did this once after sesh w wife but she woke up n middle of night w bad uti no had to drive half a sleep to Safeway to get meds cranberry juice and she never let me lick it during wam play again but she did use / let me use double ended dildo on her after a gunge (uk stuff) so maybe hope one day it was pretty hot
Photo9/21/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you She did let me cuff her hands behind her back it was pretty hot !
We waved a few cool whip / marshmallow fluff pies for me in the shower and a bucket of thick slime
She had fun and gave me an HJ at the end
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Photo9/19/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you She does surprise me with fun little gifts here and there !
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Photo9/17/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you Thanks she was in a very giving mood ! She did get me back good on shower
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Photo9/17/25report
Those are so some heaping pies!
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Photo9/10/25report
:loveeyes:
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Photo: Natalie first WAM experience9/7/25report
Slopovers?! So hot!
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Photo9/6/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 thanks! She had big doe eyes looking at all the pies and slime !
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Photo: First person to tell me how many pies I used in my9/1/25report
Wow your poor hair! But lucky us!
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Photo9/1/25report
Congratulations !!!
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Photo: Successfully trashed?8/29/25report
I woulda loved to do this to my wife after our wedding !!
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I'm glad you said "I do!"
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Scene: Trashed Wedding8/29/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She does let me have some fun w her!
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Photo8/29/25report
https://umd.net/putitinjames-6
I was surprised she let me post pics pre mess! (Also post mess)
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Photo8/27/25report
https://umd.net/putitinjames-6
Ya needed some mess!
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Photo: she got to pie me few times after so she was happy8/27/25report
She really took those pies like a champ !
Photo8/24/25report
You look so willing to take that pie while bound to the wood!
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Photo8/13/25report
https://umd.net/quietman I had just spanked her with it several times and then smushed into her face ten plus times !
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Thanks for the
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User: PieCanvas8/9/25report
She's so sexy!
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Photo8/9/25report
So blowing the hulk made me messy, gonna need a bath after this
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Photo: About last night...8/8/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks ! Hoping to get a play date in soon timer permits !
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Photo8/7/25report
thanks for all the love!
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User: Pie Princess Joy8/7/25report
thanks for all the hearts!
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User: Devo778/7/25report
PiePrincessAlice lols she does strip it off (and i give her tons of slopovers)
Photo8/7/25report
She has a very spoiled life! But she does let me indulge here and there
I'm glad your compatable!!!
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How could your bf not want to paint your face with his gunge after seeing this?
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Why would he leave when he gets free show?! My wife let me use the double ended dildo in when i gunged her and used her hands while she was covered in gunge n I wasn't NOT gonna watch!
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https://umd.net/alex-sanchez She was very willing to be wamed for a Halloween sesh
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Photo: pie then messy hat 8/3/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She was a good sport and even was willing to tide her least favorite pie flavors coconut and pumpkin, and she asked for a few cooo whip pies and the thick gunge to get me back in the shower
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Photo: pie version ass2face pies! multiple smushes8/3/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you I was really enjoying myself before the pies and of course giving her pies and after the dessert cream ran out she got my special cream!
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Photo: pie version ass2face pies! multiple smushes8/3/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you It was fun to destroy her!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet I'm not sure she "liked" the pumpkin pie filling and pumpkin guts and seed slime mess Lolz I was conflicted cause I know she HATES pumpkin but man putting it her hat and slamming it on her head and watching drop down her chest was pretty amazing!

She did let me hurl the pies and give her tons of them! And she laughed a little with the green slime. and she did REALLY take several slop over sesh (after she'd cleaned off multiple times) and the cumtainer id forgotten about after her 3rd clean off and then tub slop she said to just give it to her
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Photo8/2/25report
I wish sh went down exactly in what's she's wearing!!!
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"It's so thick I'm stuck!" (I asked my wife if she'd do this, she said "I don't think I'd go head first " I told her it's the ONLY way to go!)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 I showed her this pic n she said ok to post! I was surprised it also happy! Glad u liked them!
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Photo8/1/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Since then I've given her a pie sandwich in the sesh were she was laying her head off the bed with the pie scraps that had fallen off her hair and face, think pie sandwiches w the left overs is now gone be a thing !
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Photo: pie sando from tub slopovers 8/1/25report
https://umd.net/sque1ch Gloves were her idea to help keep hands clean and make sesh go faster and not waiste water washing hands to touch camera every few min
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Photo: pie then messy hat 8/1/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 That was the worst sesh I'd ever given ! But now I'd say we have best that record at our new place ! She is very competitive so she likes to be #1 in everything lolz
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Photo: pie then messy hat 8/1/25report
I loved how it just fell o to her legs ! From her face and hair
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Photo7/28/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you I thought so too! Glad u agree!
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https://umd.net/messycumfort Thanks m! I told her people would just focus on the mess !
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That's stupid hot you wear then again out afterwords !
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https://umd.net/anonacct ~Mrs. Luvs2pie, it's always heavy
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Photo: special pie hat7/27/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was too cold for her, now pies are first to be made and then sit out to warm up little
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Photo7/26/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown Ya it she also doesn't wipe for me until it's over or her eyes r burning !
Photo7/23/25report
Do you clean your glasses each time or get new ones?
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Lolz I love your stuff and we gotta support each other! Not many of us in the site! My hope is he does see this though gets jealous and gives you something on the not approved list! I get it though
My wife stopped allowing pumpkin pie filling to be used in slime, so I started buying pumpkin pies AND making slime w yams or sweet potatoes so I do get the need to be allowed to have items not used! (Ironically she doesn't have a hard no to cum filled containers I fill n freeze, even though she hates facials)
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Photo7/22/25report
I'd love to know u were humiliated even more being pied with the redi whip! Like so pretend he comes back in asks or demands a bj, gives u a facial and ends w redi whip pies to really seal the deal, no part of u would be turned on?
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Photo7/22/25report
Can he just provide a dick and hands n keep face out? Or is his junk camera shy ?
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He's too nice to u, but I get you don't want to scare him off! But also I really wanna see him do u dirty! Literally and figuratively lolz
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Oh no the redi whip? Guess you have to smell a few days but also I'm happy h
He got u good!
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https://umd.net/pieprincessalice Thanks! She didn't like this pic but I assured her people would like it , she was worried about her tummy
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Photo7/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Ya hoping to do repeat one day in future!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet I could NOT believe how lucky I was when I asked about messy play in bed and she totally went for it!
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Photo: scooped off ground and smashed on face7/21/25report
https://umd.net/quietman She got pie peppered mostly frozen pies
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Photo: pie version ass2face pies! multiple smushes7/21/25report
Did your smell like desserts the next day?
Photo: Totally disgraced lil whore <3 7/20/25report
Oh no your hair and your clothes
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Photo7/20/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Will pass it on to her thank you!
Photo: Went to her face then head next!7/20/25report
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