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Sheet cake, pie, left over pie and cake left overs, seaweed soup, chili, bean soup, bolognese, pine apple sausages, grilled veggies, chicken pot pie, maybe more I'll ask wife if she remembers
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Photo: full upperbody submerged in lost meal prep foods 1/8/26report
https://umd.net/anonacct It was very heavy Cause they really packed in the cream and Filling in the store bought pie. Also that one went from ass spanking to face mushing to pie hat for extra fun messy playful teasing (for me at least ) it was one of her least favorite flavors so she begged for the banana cream and coconut cream pies NOT to be dropped over her face when lying off the bed
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Did she have to wear it messy to the pool?
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Photo: She’s a custard slut! Haha1/8/26report
I feel like you let her off too easy lolz
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Photo: So deserved, you messy gunge slut!1/8/26report
I still show wifie her pics n say these r messes i try to reach for she seshs! (She just laughs, but org wont be if I actually get her this messy)
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Did she finally get to clean off?
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That look of defeat.
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What is this amazingly horrible mess she is sitting in?!
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You look so gross and amazing covered in that !
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https://umd.net/pipfreek I was suprised she let these pics go up with out more editing ! Thank u!!!
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https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks ! I should have added more frosting to it !
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Photo: the sound of it falling onto her face was epic!1/7/26report
https://umd.net/toonamii987 The bowl I used to scoop the slop out ended up on her head at end of sesh, but she was so coated she couldn't feel it resting over her head and face. Unfortunately the camera over heated and turned off/ ran off out of batteries. But got pics on my profile of this messy play date
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https://umd.net/pipfreek It was the most satisfying pie or cake I've ever dropped
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Right in the face!
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What is that slime made out of?
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muddyfeet yes sir! (unless her jewelry counts?) ironically she is wearing the stuff i give her credits to buy when she lets me post messy pics lolz
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Photo: had 2 wipe lips, when fully submerged needed air1/6/26report
dam did he say take it all the way down to the balls?!
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Photo: I do whatever daddy says. 1/5/26report
https://umd.net/pipfreek
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The Impact of splatter ?!
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https://umd.net/pipfreek She rubbed her ass and pussy in it !
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https://umd.net/pipfreek Love when she poses !
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Lolz no she probably gonna keep me as the main messer but she did suprise me and take a few messy massages from an erotic massue and I never saw that coming, but thank you for asking for consent!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!1/5/26report
https://umd.net/pipfreek Just to let everyone know she ok!
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https://umd.net/pipfreek She said to hurl it at her face !
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Thanks I like her curves too!
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https://umd.net/pipfreek Me too it was tiramisu cream my mom didn't use so I didn't want it to go to waist! So waisted wifies face with it !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She's an amazing pie target
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! She really liked those undies but it was time to go!
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https://umd.net/egils I try !!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!1/4/26report
https://umd.net/quietmanI do like giving her pie lolz
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https://umd.net/m-bubbles It's nuru gel from Japan for soapland massages
Not the pure organic stuff that is safe for consumption / lube but their mass produced stuff from sex stores
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Thanks https://umd.net/muddyfeet! I was surprised she let me show off her nipples with our edits in her nuru gel set! And for her messy erotic massage she got from a massue she did I could show them off there too!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Think she grew into liking it !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Yes! And she got even more so after deploying the pumpkin pie slime over her !
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Photo12/31/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She eventually gets way more into pie sitting!! She want thrilled I had her lift her skirt up lolz
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Love the splatter! Your poor face and hair and chest got destroyed!
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Photo12/30/25report
The glasses and a very sexy and class touch! Love the pin in your tank top too! I hope you also smashed those pics on your face for a pie sandwich after !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks this may be the second to last time I was allowed to use pumpkin pie filling cause she hates pumpkin taste snd smelll and said it was too oily and clingy to her skin and hair


I do plan to mix in some yams or sweet potatoes to the cream and or slime in the near future !
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet I get very leaky when I play with her, but so does she !
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https://umd.net/needtobemessy May have been ketchup or bbq sauce I'll ask her if she remembers
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Photo: she said this was a great coverage pic!12/30/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She wasn't loving it but then dumped containers of sprinkles on her and she became very playful and flirty
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Can't even be too messy right Bob?!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She likes to see the pie exploding on her face in the video so when the splatter is clear for screen shots she wants those uploaded
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 And often cum will cum on them too!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 I gave her a pie sandwich and smeared it all over her face head and chest (had to get the left over cream off the tins right ?!)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She found a. Akers that sells bulk frosting so we will be having another sesh in next few Months when things calm down and she will be peppered with pies !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She really gets it good in th next few seshs we did ! Pics to come in a week or so !
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Happy new years!! I hope your oshogatsu goes well !!! Mrs. Luvs2pie says hi !
User: Tokyolove12/29/25report
I threw several pies at her several different times and she said to throw them hard !! (Found out though the blue berry pie filling was making it way heavier so can't do that much again)
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Ohh she LIKED it?! Pls make it even sloppier next time!!!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! She used to be very skinny when we first met but she's eating good now and I do love her thick body !
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Photo: 1st dump of gunge of night12/29/25report
https://umd.net/marley She was having fun in this sesh (until the cumtainer came out)
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Photo: 1st dump of gunge of night12/29/25report
shes looking slightly defeated/ humiliated, so sexy!
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great shocked look!!! did you not know that was headed to your face?!
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https://umd.net/den-2 She's very subby isn't she ?! Lucky man !
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Are you making her gag on your fingers ?! And putting mud in her mouth?! Sooo hot !
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Soo sexy!
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What else you fill her mouth with?!
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You have an amazing body your lips and chest look very sexy covered in all that chocolate!!!
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You take the mess quite well!!
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It takes a real social person to understand pay someone slave labor wages especially knowing not may people could provide that specialty to them, even worse if they have ever complained about being stiffed
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/28/25report
Ohh right on the lips!
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Photo: Messy April 28th 1812/28/25report
"Excellent.." lolz great stuff !!!
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https://umd.net/justjade I always tip 20-30% and for people who really tsk care if me 30-40%
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/27/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 RIGHT?! Id make it rain for some messy content from jade !
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/27/25report
Who wouldn't want to pay u more than livable wages for this type of hot content ?!
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/27/25report
https://umd.net/oilslick Wifie is getting more into the wam play!
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Photo: ammo12/27/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I wanted to help her accessorize
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Can she even leave the house for a few days after cause I imagine that smells horrible ?!
I feel like I'm not even close to the grossness my wifie gets but we are going to try to beat it in our next bit sesh. And by WE I mean me, Wifie will just have to have her limits pushed
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It's soo devastating and yet I get so hard seeing this !
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Your face and cleavage I hope?!
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Photo: Now, who am I gunna pie?12/27/25report
I feel like that hair do is very sexy and also screams pie and slime me and destroy my hair !
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Photo: Merry XXXmas12/27/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She gave me a preset messy pied blow job so that's why the cream was so thick I wanted to make sure it tasted good since she hates heavy cream and cool whip w out tons of other favoring
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https://umd.net/oilslick With her and wam it just keeps getting better and better !
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oilslick as a fetish after this, but she was so sure guys only think with our dicks she said i could bet more or less anything and she wouldn't loose so it didin't matter. i brought up nick shows and she said she had seen them and i said ive always REALLY enjoyed it ( i didn't say it was a fetish) but she with absolute confidence said bring it, your gonna loose. obvioulsy i won and then was like i HAVE to date this girl
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https://umd.net/anonacct This was our 4th/5th date and she lost a bet about who could hold out longer for sex. Gave her a massage and after several min she said she forfeited but I didn't give in and kept adding things to bet. It was originally just pies but I added like, blindfold, loosely bound hands hence she couldn't do much but she could untied if she really needed too since early on dating), and told her it would get very dirty and kinky and she said yes just let me forfeit the bet! And now we r married !
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Where in Japan did you find that much marshmallow?
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https://umd.net/oilslick Thanks she earned every bit of that mess!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lots of heavy cream so I bought different cake icings
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was her first bougie bakery pie n flavor she likes (lemon meringue)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Had to catering trays of cream but it was still too cold so she begged me to just dump it all over her, she was shaking from the cold
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 thank u! Our next nuru gel sesh pics will have full access to her nipples and chest !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Yes and she is getting even more into it now!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It's well deserved!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks she asked for blue color for the pics and her personal preference
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was our first planned full play sesh w blow kob so she asked for icing and I beleive heavy cream mix (may have switched to cool whip)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was too cold for her lolz
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 figured the outfit was missing something lolz
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She bought that dress just for me to mess her up in!
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Cream cheese / heavy cream large catering tin pie and some splatter of heavy cream pumpkin pie filling and she hates Pumpkin pie
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Hello nice to see you here !!
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User: Tokyolove12/26/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet The cake and her ass we're quite tasty !
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/26/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It is very pleasing to look at, do wish the cake frosting stick better but hopefully next time !
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/26/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She dos find it fun and "playful@ when the pies explode in her face ! She thinks the splatter looks artsy and cool!
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https://umd.net/pipfreek THANK YOU! I was surprised she let me post this!
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/25/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet That pic turned out really nice thanks to her of course !
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Photo: she really liked playin w her self12/24/25report
She does allow me to keep messing her up in school gurl outfits as out last vaca she got on a very skimpy one and really surprised me with what was allowed during the messy play!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 First gunge kinda had to be green am I right ?!
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Photo: shes laid in bath slime, but now loves being gunge12/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She wasn't happy and usually loves slime but she had gotten super crazy on phone so when she finally apologized I said ok but when u get home ALL the nuru gel bottles over years of travel were all being used in her work clothes as soon as she came into the door. She still has some of that outfit I believe and uses at work !
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Photo: Her work clothes!12/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto We been trying to incorporate that into last several messy seshs but battery on camera dies super fast maybe cause of water proof case don't over heats or we would have had some more shower scenes
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