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Oh mah gawd her poor hair !
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Photo11/29/25report
Your beautiful face if covered in thick glop!!!
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Photo11/29/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! Had skimpier outfit picked out but it had the dye coming off so she said she didn't want it on her skin
But thinking this onesie worked out pretty well showing off her curves !
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Photo: SPLAT!!!11/28/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I hadn't even thought of that but she so over it after they went into her head and face she wanted shower and I didn't get any after words lolz
She was fine after
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Photo11/28/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I'm sure she didn't love it she was pretty grumpy her favorite pantys we're being ruined
But as you can see they had holes in them so I was doing her a favor by ruining them (so I could buy her 3 new pairs)

Also is she wasn't so bratty and honaory maybe she wouldn't have ended up wearing them (and being smeared around on her head after the messy wedgies Lolz
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Photo11/28/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 It was also bald just can't show that part off
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Photo11/28/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 Lolz I think she was dreading what else I was gonna do to her !
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Photo: cake weddgie 11/28/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 I wasn't gonna cake her at the wedding in front of our families and friends but on HERE well she knew what's up!
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Photo11/28/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 She wasn't impressed BUT was happy I popped the big question ! It was also one of her favorite panties but she only agreed when I said I'd buy her three new ones
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Photo: She did say yes when i proposed....11/28/25report
"Should I combine cum AND pies at the adult cinema next visit?"
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Photo11/26/25report
That's a look of why did I voluntary sign up for this/ am I getting paid enough to take all this punishment ?!
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Photo11/26/25report
She's trashed!
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Photo11/26/25report
https://umd.net/big-bird-the-clown She took good amount of pies thank you!
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Photo11/25/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 Thank you! Yea I thought this outfit for her well, cause she's never there when I buy them
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Photo11/25/25report
https://umd.net/dazza1336 I'm trying to remember. What set of lingerie thst was, she'd never wore it I think before dating me
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Photo11/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She was taking it all in but also think she decided to mush the sweet slime on top of the pies and cake, and pushed down the savory slime. She mushed pretty hard and obliged to do a head dunking! At the end I left the pouring bowl over her head but the camera over heated and shut off. I was so pissed!
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Photo11/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto she laughed when she saw the floor covered in various ammo!
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Photo: her compromise for pasties 11/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She loves her nuru gel and gunge now! I got pretty lucky!
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Photo11/22/25report
THATS some chunky slime!!!
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Photo11/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was pretty hot she let me use her body like a cancus for the frosting (and then other stuff)
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 11/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was a very nice added bonus she gave me!
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Photo: About to be toaster strudeled!11/21/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 Thanks it was super hot and thank you for her compliments !
Photo: Approved frosted face before her facial 11/21/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 It was super hot !
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 11/21/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 She REALLY took good care of me that night! I did have to ask nicely to frost her face before finishing on it
It was supposed to be frosted right before the shower and after the facial
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Photo: About to be toaster strudeled!11/21/25report
https://umd.net/pf2 She gave a look when I showed her the outfit but she did put it on! Same look when she saw the pie on the stool lolz
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Photo11/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet they are very pointy! Hopefully that means they are healthy?!
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Photo11/21/25report
https://umd.net/mrwetshirt It wa a shocker that was allowed to be posted !
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Photo11/20/25report
Aero__ she just likes to show off her artwork with what she writes on the pies, not sure if she likes just holding what is going to be splattered on her but I LOVE knowing its about to go onto her face and head!
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Photo: Not sure when she started liking pie poses 11/20/25report
Lolz yes !
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Photo: And the world turns around11/19/25report
Did she keep the dress ?
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Photo11/19/25report
Obviously u needed pie sando to finish off the job !
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Photo11/18/25report
Heeeyyy!!!!
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Photo11/15/25report
I love her messy blob too! They grew so much since dating
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Photo11/15/25report
She did NOT appreciate the messy pour overs
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Photo11/15/25report
https://umd.net/vols4everus Thanks for sure! This was a fun Halloween considering it was in pandemic and we weren't doing anything else
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Photo11/15/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Lolz a wet and slimy bald pussy
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Photo11/15/25report
Thanks! She was being flirty that day! I asked her to do that figuring she would deny it! She squally doesn't get much love from women so this will be a nice suprise !
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Photo11/14/25report
Nuru gel from Japan but the cheap stuff can't be used for oral lube or penetration but still fun
Hoping to find real stuff there made with seaweed

I made a slime out of water and rice flour simulator texture but white if you interested I'll find the album it's in
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Photo11/14/25report
All good! If you can find those nuru gels with out chemicals that might be fun too! Or the uk gunge since most are plant based ! Looks like fun!
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Photo11/14/25report
My wife got REALY into Japanese bath slimes just like in this pic! She now REALLY likes her gunge from the uk ! What did u use for this ?
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Photo11/14/25report
I was like is that Zona or la area cause recognize those bricks
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Photo: Throwback!! with @Messyhot11/14/25report
https://umd.net/messycumfort She wears It so well!!!
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/13/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek Ya that was not planned and she ran with it AND laughed when I said I'd make pasties out of the pastries AND she actually said that could count for cover up for pics !
Photo: look of defeat w/ messy crown & tits pulled out11/13/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She loved to know there was an explosion cause she thinks it is an artsy pic and I can't deny her her art work
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Photo: SPLAT!!!11/13/25report
Got very lucky I held camera steady enough for this to cum into view lolz
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Photo11/13/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet And she DOESNT let me ever forget lolz
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/13/25report
Thanks she is pretty hot post pied !
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/13/25report
Frosting or icing w sprinkles is her fav! She in a sesh long time ago was like impossible I get sprinkles dumped over me ? Could not say no to that obviously! Call it sprinklekakke but have to stop her from eating it cause she got sick after eating it cause it was post slop overs
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Photo11/12/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek thanks my man ! She was being hella bratty so I got lucky w her "I'm sorry!" So wish I had thought to rub it around her whole face and hair though when I seen the video after
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Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 11/12/25report
https://umd.net/bcnpie-2 She is having fun w the pies !
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/12/25report
https://umd.net/bcnpie-2 Pretty pie (eyed) girl!
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Photo: love it when there are eye holes in pie11/12/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I had fun with it! Her not so much lolz
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Photo11/12/25report
https://umd.net/davinatvwirral It as fun thanks!!!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/11/25report
It did squirt of her hole that was ripped from YEARS of continued wearing
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Photo11/11/25report
https://umd.net/cosworth17 Ya and then they go into her head !
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Photo11/11/25report
It was hot she hair sat there and let it run down between her legs !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 11/10/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks I think so I feel like she needs to free the nippies !
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face11/10/25report
https://umd.net/marley When she said I could post this pic I was blown away !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 11/10/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She rarely lets nippies (her name but I use now too) get posted so either she wasn't paying close attention when I showed her this pic OR she was in a giving mood/ had been acting bratty and did it as an I'm sorry (also she knows basically more she shows the more likes she will get in theory
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face11/10/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek Thanks we had fun for a smaller sesh that time !
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Photo11/10/25report
The wifie also liked this pic as album pic
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Photo11/10/25report
pieguypaul i do enjoy giving it to her!!!
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Photo11/10/25report
quietman she got quite filled!
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Photo11/10/25report
https://umd.net/quietman Networking at its best!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She had said frosting post facial but I jokingly said it would pop better / don't need to do edits if frosting went first to cover your face and she said ok. Lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/daisycd She def gets spoiled in her regular everyday life she gets away with ALOT, this is her spoiling me post her bratty mess lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lemon merengue one of her fav flavors !
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks I had to Smack her and smush it dozen times to get just top layer of pie to break and smear
I ended up scooping it by hand
But it was from a high end bakery where we used to live by
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Photo11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bigperm She's been slowly over time seeing what photos get more likes and comments and then peeping what I'm looking st on here pic and video wise and she makes additions to the fun
. The pie posing to show her notes she writes on pies both were her idea. I now write notes on them too sometimes

She has ideas on how she should move her head when getting slimed sometimes and she also had idea of writing her body
Ohh and in a slime catching bucket between her legs w savory slime and sweet slime caught in it she said she was gonna mush it herself w her feet.
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bigperm She asked for a nice pie w a flavor she liked so couldn't say no to that
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet well she doesn't LUV getting messy she says she deals w it i think she does like the gunge I think you saw that album and she does like being pied and pie and cake sitting ! Bukkake and slime and the slop overs she "tolerates"
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Photo: Bukkake11/7/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Lolz thanks ! We r all lucky she lets me do this to her AND shares some of her messiness !
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Photo11/7/25report
https://umd.net/creamcaked She's been letting little bit more be shown of nips and lips (face not pussy) but I'm not complaining !
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Photo11/7/25report
https://umd.net/creamcaked I forgot we had it and she was already cleaning off and she said just do it fast! I guess she figured it would be easiest thing to wash off and filling that up means less facials during the year !
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Photo: Bukkake11/7/25report
Cakes on cake !
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Photo11/6/25report
Hello!
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Photo11/6/25report
https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks! I was trying to wipe it into her mouth, she didn't appreciate it lolz
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Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 11/6/25report
https://umd.net/plonk No she will only play w herself if no food sources near there
She did use a Double ended dildo in a gunge pour before pies were used in one of our albums
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Photo: she let me scoop 8-10 tub slopovers 4 repours!11/5/25report
https://umd.net/thevillainessbf I thought so too but she's now asking for more savory cause she doesn't like the after smell / taste of most cream based stuff, she tolerated cool whip or actual bakery pies)
Savory was cause she tried small sesh when fridge door didn't close and this time was cause we had lots of expired cans of food and snacks she bought but never finches so to get to eat what I buy for her / she buys and lets go bad I made a fun several pots of savory slop
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Photo: popcorn, chips, crackers, chili, smelled horrible11/4/25report
Her idea to do body writing some was hers the cum whore on her face was mine. She said I was mean lolz
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Photo11/4/25report
Feel like I made IT in life from the love from MM! Lolz def texting wife about this !
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Photo11/3/25report
My wife dies this too but she doesn't drink instead she takes pies and slime for hobby crafting $ and jewelry allowance lolz
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Photo11/3/25report
Ohh she got it plenty of pies and some clumpy chocolates cake batter oatmeal slime! And two pitches of jellos edible slime that only came out that one year and then tub slop overs multiple times !
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Photo11/3/25report
That is super hot !
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Photo11/3/25report
quietman she got it the WORST ever tonight, all meal prep and desserts from freezer we lost, she got mad cause i kept swiping it up into her nose. eventually i didn't push as high, but she was a mess!
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Photo11/1/25report
muddyfeet thanks it was a fun surprise
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Photo11/1/25report
It's in her mouth?! Very hot!
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Photo10/31/25report
My wife n I did one of those it was fun! She even let me dump mud over her head before we got out ! Wish it had been waterier but I get u can't sink to bottom or your get burned
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Photo: I’m getting the hang of adding videos to a store b10/31/25report
i love how bad u burry her in pies
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Photo10/31/25report
Her idea to write on pies and on her body w cake decorating icing
Photo: She <3 showing off her artwork 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It's pretty cool when camera frame captures the splatter!
Photo: She likes to see the action splatter 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie I also shoved her head down so she wasn't sitting up in tub but laying all the way down she's pretty strong so she kept her self up but let me do it eventually. If she really didn't want to I wouldn't have been able to push her down
Photo: got her good!10/30/25report
I always wonder what she's thinking about while she's being destroyed
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Photo: Shes a champ for laying under all the sluge10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She teases me about not knowing English all the time
Photo: BANANNA her 2nd least favorite flavor lolz 10/30/25report
It was hot having her pose while cake icing was dripping out between her legs !
Photo: hands up for a pie 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She's gets spoiled daily!
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Photo10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It makes her happy showing off her our messages so ya! She'll hold pies while I mess her up
Photo: She now wants to pose w each pie 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She got it bad! Many face repours
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Photo: more slop overs as it mixed more and more10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie Couldn't believe how many times she let me pour slop overs on her, it ended cause crusts were in the smudge and one big piece dropped and hit her face when I was pouring. I figured they would have been mushy but I guess not
Photo: Her Crotch covered and coated 10/30/25report
Can't remember if they were thrown, pie Sandwiches or pie hats
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Photo10/30/25report
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