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Love the splatter! Your poor face and hair and chest got destroyed!
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Photo12/30/25report
The glasses and a very sexy and class touch! Love the pin in your tank top too! I hope you also smashed those pics on your face for a pie sandwich after !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks this may be the second to last time I was allowed to use pumpkin pie filling cause she hates pumpkin taste snd smelll and said it was too oily and clingy to her skin and hair


I do plan to mix in some yams or sweet potatoes to the cream and or slime in the near future !
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Photo12/30/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I get very leaky when I play with her, but so does she !
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https://umd.net/needtobemessy May have been ketchup or bbq sauce I'll ask her if she remembers
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Photo: she said this was a great coverage pic!12/30/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She wasn't loving it but then dumped containers of sprinkles on her and she became very playful and flirty
Photo12/29/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Can't even be too messy right Bob?!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She likes to see the pie exploding on her face in the video so when the splatter is clear for screen shots she wants those uploaded
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 And often cum will cum on them too!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 I gave her a pie sandwich and smeared it all over her face head and chest (had to get the left over cream off the tins right ?!)
Photo12/29/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She found a. Akers that sells bulk frosting so we will be having another sesh in next few Months when things calm down and she will be peppered with pies !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She really gets it good in th next few seshs we did ! Pics to come in a week or so !
Photo12/29/25report
Happy new years!! I hope your oshogatsu goes well !!! Mrs. Luvs2pie says hi !
User: Tokyolove12/29/25report
I threw several pies at her several different times and she said to throw them hard !! (Found out though the blue berry pie filling was making it way heavier so can't do that much again)
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Photo12/29/25report
Ohh she LIKED it?! Pls make it even sloppier next time!!!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! She used to be very skinny when we first met but she's eating good now and I do love her thick body !
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Photo: 1st dump of gunge of night12/29/25report
https://umd.net/marley She was having fun in this sesh (until the cumtainer came out)
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Photo: 1st dump of gunge of night12/29/25report
shes looking slightly defeated/ humiliated, so sexy!
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great shocked look!!! did you not know that was headed to your face?!
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https://umd.net/den-2 She's very subby isn't she ?! Lucky man !
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Photo12/28/25report
Are you making her gag on your fingers ?! And putting mud in her mouth?! Sooo hot !
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Soo sexy!
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What else you fill her mouth with?!
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Photo12/28/25report
You have an amazing body your lips and chest look very sexy covered in all that chocolate!!!
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You take the mess quite well!!
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Photo12/28/25report
It takes a real social person to understand pay someone slave labor wages especially knowing not may people could provide that specialty to them, even worse if they have ever complained about being stiffed
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/28/25report
Ohh right on the lips!
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Photo: Messy April 28th 1812/28/25report
https://umd.net/justjade I always tip 20-30% and for people who really tsk care if me 30-40%
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/27/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 RIGHT?! Id make it rain for some messy content from jade !
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/27/25report
Who wouldn't want to pay u more than livable wages for this type of hot content ?!
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto12/27/25report
https://umd.net/oilslick Wifie is getting more into the wam play!
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Photo: ammo12/27/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I wanted to help her accessorize
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Photo12/27/25report
Can she even leave the house for a few days after cause I imagine that smells horrible ?!
I feel like I'm not even close to the grossness my wifie gets but we are going to try to beat it in our next bit sesh. And by WE I mean me, Wifie will just have to have her limits pushed
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Photo12/27/25report
It's soo devastating and yet I get so hard seeing this !
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Your face and cleavage I hope?!
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Photo: Now, who am I gunna pie?12/27/25report
I feel like that hair do is very sexy and also screams pie and slime me and destroy my hair !
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Photo: Merry XXXmas12/27/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She gave me a preset messy pied blow job so that's why the cream was so thick I wanted to make sure it tasted good since she hates heavy cream and cool whip w out tons of other favoring
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Photo12/27/25report
https://umd.net/oilslick With her and wam it just keeps getting better and better !
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Photo12/27/25report
oilslick as a fetish after this, but she was so sure guys only think with our dicks she said i could bet more or less anything and she wouldn't loose so it didin't matter. i brought up nick shows and she said she had seen them and i said ive always REALLY enjoyed it ( i didn't say it was a fetish) but she with absolute confidence said bring it, your gonna loose. obvioulsy i won and then was like i HAVE to date this girl
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Photo12/26/25report
https://umd.net/anonacct This was our 4th/5th date and she lost a bet about who could hold out longer for sex. Gave her a massage and after several min she said she forfeited but I didn't give in and kept adding things to bet. It was originally just pies but I added like, blindfold, loosely bound hands hence she couldn't do much but she could untied if she really needed too since early on dating), and told her it would get very dirty and kinky and she said yes just let me forfeit the bet! And now we r married !
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Photo12/26/25report
Where in Japan did you find that much marshmallow?
Photo12/26/25report
https://umd.net/oilslick Thanks she earned every bit of that mess!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lots of heavy cream so I bought different cake icings
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was her first bougie bakery pie n flavor she likes (lemon meringue)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Had to catering trays of cream but it was still too cold so she begged me to just dump it all over her, she was shaking from the cold
Photo12/26/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 thank u! Our next nuru gel sesh pics will have full access to her nipples and chest !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Yes and she is getting even more into it now!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It's well deserved!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks she asked for blue color for the pics and her personal preference
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was our first planned full play sesh w blow kob so she asked for icing and I beleive heavy cream mix (may have switched to cool whip)
Photo12/26/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was too cold for her lolz
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 figured the outfit was missing something lolz
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She bought that dress just for me to mess her up in!
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Cream cheese / heavy cream large catering tin pie and some splatter of heavy cream pumpkin pie filling and she hates Pumpkin pie
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Hello nice to see you here !!
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User: Tokyolove12/26/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet The cake and her ass we're quite tasty !
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/26/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It is very pleasing to look at, do wish the cake frosting stick better but hopefully next time !
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/26/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She dos find it fun and "playful@ when the pies explode in her face ! She thinks the splatter looks artsy and cool!
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Photo12/25/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek THANK YOU! I was surprised she let me post this!
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/25/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet That pic turned out really nice thanks to her of course !
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Photo: she really liked playin w her self12/24/25report
She does allow me to keep messing her up in school gurl outfits as out last vaca she got on a very skimpy one and really surprised me with what was allowed during the messy play!
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Photo12/24/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 First gunge kinda had to be green am I right ?!
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Photo: shes laid in bath slime, but now loves being gunge12/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She wasn't happy and usually loves slime but she had gotten super crazy on phone so when she finally apologized I said ok but when u get home ALL the nuru gel bottles over years of travel were all being used in her work clothes as soon as she came into the door. She still has some of that outfit I believe and uses at work !
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Photo: Her work clothes!12/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto We been trying to incorporate that into last several messy seshs but battery on camera dies super fast maybe cause of water proof case don't over heats or we would have had some more shower scenes
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Photo12/24/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Right ? I actually felt like there was a low likely hood of her wanting to be w me after that night I told myself I had to EVERYTHING in my control to keep her around as long as possible! She actually said I wasn't great dating material, but thank the lord I had enough adult activity practice I kept her around long enough for her to change her mind !
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Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum o12/24/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was a fun surprise she gave me on vaca ! She later said she got free rain to get herself lots of gifts
Photo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/marley SHE LOVED running it all over her body! She was smiling so wide ! Ear to ear !
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https://umd.net/marley I thought so too!
Photo: she really liked playin w her self12/23/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I plan to do this again and assume she's all up for it! She said slime color was leaking out both holes for several days after (and while she had work)
Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was one of my favorite messy play dates until our recent vaca and pics r coming and you'll understand why this is now lower on ranking
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Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It gets SOOO much hotter !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
https://umd.net/marley Thank u for showing some luv !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! It was very expensive to get her to agree to some pics like this, but the next sesh we had it will be very apparent why I didn't wanna edit them out !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
She takes it so graciously! But also thank h for head tilt prompt!
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Photo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/matt2matt2002 It was her punishment for buying all this food and letting it go bad (otherwise no way I could have gottten away with using the dried fish skin) but it was very rewarding since I do all the cleaning !
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Photo: hard cheese, flour, pasta water, fish skin, mustar12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto she does love her slime / gunge
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Photo: shes laid in bath slime, but now loves being gunge12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto i really rammed it in there, she had to stop cause her arms were shaking and we didn't want her to fall into the tub
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Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto yea she surprised me when she let both slide right in, it was pretty hot!
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Photo: Wipping slime soaked hair off face 12/23/25report
What ever one gets you messy ?!
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Photo: Have I been naughty or nice this year? 12/23/25report
i feel like he def coulda done way worse to you lolz! super hot sesh !
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Scene: My "Going Out" Pie and Messy Punishment!12/22/25report
Luscious Laura YES U R!
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Photo12/22/25report
are your hands bound or are you just holding the behind you cause your a good girl?!
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Photo12/22/25report
you take it so well!
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Photo12/22/25report
my wife and i love that place, havn't been back in years, think you look like your having such a good time we should go support their buisness!
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Video: Pains First Mud Bath Custom12/22/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto If anyone wa at the train station or up and in the Hotels or apartments across the street they got a show too cause my light turned on when recording and taking some of the pics.
She was the one who figured out how to keeep the blinds open ! It was pretty hot !
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Photo: 16th floor view of japan12/20/25report
Big Bird the Clown i guess ive only had her sit in pies and cakes?
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/20/25report
i love how you just don't hold back!
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Photo12/19/25report
u give it to her soo bad! i love it!
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bob1987564 the view(s) were amazing!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/19/25report
muddyfeet lolz maybe she will keep it?!
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bob1987564 thanks! its growing on me
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getemdown lolz not sure if she is doing it for a trend or just out of lazyness? maybe both?!
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https://umd.net/getemdown She never does what I tell her to do in regular life, BUT she did dive all the way into her shoulders! And she moved her head around to mix it with her face and hair !
(She had done one small face dunk in cake icing once on a vaca at Disneyland at the hotel once, but this was way hotter!)
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Photo: I have to shove my head in that?!12/19/25report
https://umd.net/zipppy3 Had to beat it from the back!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown She stopped shaving
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Photo12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown She knows what's up! ( only if stinging eyes)
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown It was starting off very fun!
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https://umd.net/marley thanks!
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto It was a fun massage / show!
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Nuru gel it's was is used in soaplands in Japan for massages
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