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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Right ? I actually felt like there was a low likely hood of her wanting to be w me after that night I told myself I had to EVERYTHING in my control to keep her around as long as possible! She actually said I wasn't great dating material, but thank the lord I had enough adult activity practice I kept her around long enough for her to change her mind !
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Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum o12/24/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was a fun surprise she gave me on vaca ! She later said she got free rain to get herself lots of gifts
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https://umd.net/marley SHE LOVED running it all over her body! She was smiling so wide ! Ear to ear !
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https://umd.net/marley I thought so too!
Photo: she really liked playin w her self12/23/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I plan to do this again and assume she's all up for it! She said slime color was leaking out both holes for several days after (and while she had work)
Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was one of my favorite messy play dates until our recent vaca and pics r coming and you'll understand why this is now lower on ranking
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Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It gets SOOO much hotter !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
https://umd.net/marley Thank u for showing some luv !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! It was very expensive to get her to agree to some pics like this, but the next sesh we had it will be very apparent why I didn't wanna edit them out !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
She takes it so graciously! But also thank h for head tilt prompt!
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https://umd.net/matt2matt2002 It was her punishment for buying all this food and letting it go bad (otherwise no way I could have gottten away with using the dried fish skin) but it was very rewarding since I do all the cleaning !
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Photo: hard cheese, flour, pasta water, fish skin, mustar12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto she does love her slime / gunge
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Photo: shes laid in bath slime, but now loves being gunge12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto i really rammed it in there, she had to stop cause her arms were shaking and we didn't want her to fall into the tub
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Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto yea she surprised me when she let both slide right in, it was pretty hot!
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Photo: Wipping slime soaked hair off face 12/23/25report
What ever one gets you messy ?!
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Photo: Have I been naughty or nice this year? 12/23/25report
i feel like he def coulda done way worse to you lolz! super hot sesh !
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Scene: My "Going Out" Pie and Messy Punishment!12/22/25report
Luscious Laura YES U R!
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are your hands bound or are you just holding the behind you cause your a good girl?!
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you take it so well!
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my wife and i love that place, havn't been back in years, think you look like your having such a good time we should go support their buisness!
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Video: Pains First Mud Bath Custom12/22/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto If anyone wa at the train station or up and in the Hotels or apartments across the street they got a show too cause my light turned on when recording and taking some of the pics.
She was the one who figured out how to keeep the blinds open ! It was pretty hot !
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Photo: 16th floor view of japan12/20/25report
Big Bird the Clown i guess ive only had her sit in pies and cakes?
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/20/25report
i love how you just don't hold back!
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u give it to her soo bad! i love it!
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bob1987564 the view(s) were amazing!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/19/25report
muddyfeet lolz maybe she will keep it?!
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bob1987564 thanks! its growing on me
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getemdown lolz not sure if she is doing it for a trend or just out of lazyness? maybe both?!
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https://umd.net/getemdown She never does what I tell her to do in regular life, BUT she did dive all the way into her shoulders! And she moved her head around to mix it with her face and hair !
(She had done one small face dunk in cake icing once on a vaca at Disneyland at the hotel once, but this was way hotter!)
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Photo: I have to shove my head in that?!12/19/25report
https://umd.net/zipppy3 Had to beat it from the back!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown She stopped shaving
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https://umd.net/getemdown She knows what's up! ( only if stinging eyes)
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown It was starting off very fun!
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https://umd.net/marley thanks!
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto It was a fun massage / show!
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Nuru gel it's was is used in soaplands in Japan for massages
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https://umd.net/marley
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https://umd.net/marley slimed pussy shot!
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https://umd.net/marley She loved it!
Photo: she loves slime running down her ass 12/18/25report
https://umd.net/marley Had to messy up her hair
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https://umd.net/marley She gets very turned on when it creeps down her butt n lussy
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https://umd.net/marley She likes seeing the slime strings
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Thanks it was pretty kinky because the train was above street level so it was like half up to our hotel room
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Photo: enjoying her view at beginning of the trip!12/18/25report
https://umd.net/marley It was a good night!
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Photo: enjoying her view at beginning of the trip!12/18/25report
Thank u!
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https://umd.net/marley Luv how it ended up dripping into her nipple!
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https://umd.net/marley Thanks !
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was a nice suprise !
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet I went hard and ended very fast it was too hot from this and the nuru massage
Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/18/25report
https://umd.net/marley She likes to show off a little
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/18/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She loves the feeling of slime !
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Ya but what's the fun in that?!
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Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum o12/18/25report
https://umd.net/needtobemessy It was a good view!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/18/25report
your poor white lingerie
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you do not look thrilled...
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muddyfeet yes that would be great if she lets me!
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Photo: she said to take her!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/marley She likes knowing someone might be watching
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Photo: 16th floor view of japan12/17/25report
https://umd.net/marley She was really horney after the nuru slime !
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Photo: she said to take her!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/jurning Oatmeal, brownie batter, chocolate chips, cherry pie filling, cool whip, oatmeal, and cum concoction
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https://umd.net/marley Slimed camel toe
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https://umd.net/marley In awe of the alike stretching !
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https://umd.net/marley She really enjoyed her self! So much got allowed to let her nippies slip into the pics !
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https://umd.net/marley Slimy pussy wedgie was fun and she didn't complain at all!
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Or u need a cake with a file in it?
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you It was EXTRA slippery!
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marley slimey bunny butt bubble (of slime)
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marley she loves playing in slime!
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marley she was in awe of all the shinny slime running down her chest
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marley more slime 2 cum!
Photo: sllimey wedgie 12/17/25report
marley she usually hates wedgies but seemed to enjoy these ones!
Photo: she REALLY loves her pussy being slimed 12/17/25report
marley even after a shower she was very slimey, she made alot of her own after her massage!
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marley slimey wedgie and hole rubbing!
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wish we had bought 2 cause found out that night the company had just gone out of business
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marley she enjoyed her slimey bunny butt panty filling
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marley she was VERY willing to hold open her panty
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marley she does REALLY love slime
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marley we had some good fuckin that night!
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you got it good!!!
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Photo: Hooded in shame12/17/25report
Love how much/ bad you take it to the face!!
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You and your glasses are so sexy!
Photo: Apologies for not wamming people back!! I'm wammi12/17/25report
What happened ? And would pie and or slime cheer u up?!
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Not at all! She put on an amazing show
But lager she let a lady give her a nuru bath with a chest massage that she half way through said I want it down there and I was in shock. I got to watch and wifie started rubbing my sensitive spot and she REALLY got into the nuru sexual massage from the massage lady
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Photo: she wanted to play with the slime (&herself)12/17/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She is a huge fan of slime
She got a nuru massage later in trip by a massage therapist and it got pretty spicy (to my suprise) and she and the massage therapist had some messy tit rubbing and the masssgist and I smacked cakes on her face and hair
Pics eventually will come (a lot of people probably will too lolz)
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Photo: she dumped it down her “shirt"12/17/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It got me and her going too! Opened curtains to window and fucked her doggy style pretty hard and then blasted a huge cum shot all over her face and chest !
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https://umd.net/piemephoebe-2 Thanks I wante to use something fun but also knew it probably had slight chance of making it in the return flight so thought I'd save funner ones for wam play at home !
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It was vey satisfying to face fuck her and then drop pies in her face before cumshot !
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https://umd.net/pf2 Happy to say she now enjoys cake sitting !
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Photo: she had a grumpy face 4 pie sit12/9/25report
She looks SOOO HAPPY!!!!
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The wifie let me watch as she got nuru massage in tub from another lady! Then she let her tie her hands up and the wifie had a sensual food massage that turned into me asking the massager to smash pieces of cake onto wifies chest, face, and hair! Massager let wifie get her chest messy and then she did a "forced" motor boat to my wifies face in giving wifie a messy moater boat massage !
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User: luvs2pie12/3/25report
I feel so bad for her ! And also so turned on, and my wife knows I try to match your guys messy levels when I give her the messy slopover pours with the tubs contents
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I'm thankful you were willing to cram all that nastiness in your panties and bend over to show off your beautiful backside!
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Photo: Thankful for the mess!11/29/25report
It's so thick and nasty and yet so hot to see covering a sexy face!
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Oh mah gawd her poor hair !
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Your beautiful face if covered in thick glop!!!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! Had skimpier outfit picked out but it had the dye coming off so she said she didn't want it on her skin
But thinking this onesie worked out pretty well showing off her curves !
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Photo: SPLAT!!!11/28/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I hadn't even thought of that but she so over it after they went into her head and face she wanted shower and I didn't get any after words lolz
She was fine after
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet I'm sure she didn't love it she was pretty grumpy her favorite pantys we're being ruined
But as you can see they had holes in them so I was doing her a favor by ruining them (so I could buy her 3 new pairs)

Also is she wasn't so bratty and honaory maybe she wouldn't have ended up wearing them (and being smeared around on her head after the messy wedgies Lolz
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https://umd.net/pf2 It was also bald just can't show that part off
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https://umd.net/pf2 Lolz I think she was dreading what else I was gonna do to her !
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Photo: cake weddgie 11/28/25report
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