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It was hot she hair sat there and let it run down between her legs !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 11/10/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks I think so I feel like she needs to free the nippies !
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face11/10/25report
https://umd.net/marley When she said I could post this pic I was blown away !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 11/10/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She rarely lets nippies (her name but I use now too) get posted so either she wasn't paying close attention when I showed her this pic OR she was in a giving mood/ had been acting bratty and did it as an I'm sorry (also she knows basically more she shows the more likes she will get in theory
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face11/10/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek Thanks we had fun for a smaller sesh that time !
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Photo11/10/25report
The wifie also liked this pic as album pic
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Photo11/10/25report
pieguypaul i do enjoy giving it to her!!!
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Photo11/10/25report
quietman she got quite filled!
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Photo: Frosted AND glazed !11/10/25report
https://umd.net/quietman Networking at its best!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She had said frosting post facial but I jokingly said it would pop better / don't need to do edits if frosting went first to cover your face and she said ok. Lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/daisycd She def gets spoiled in her regular everyday life she gets away with ALOT, this is her spoiling me post her bratty mess lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lemon merengue one of her fav flavors !
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks I had to Smack her and smush it dozen times to get just top layer of pie to break and smear
I ended up scooping it by hand
But it was from a high end bakery where we used to live by
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Photo11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bigperm She's been slowly over time seeing what photos get more likes and comments and then peeping what I'm looking st on here pic and video wise and she makes additions to the fun
. The pie posing to show her notes she writes on pies both were her idea. I now write notes on them too sometimes

She has ideas on how she should move her head when getting slimed sometimes and she also had idea of writing her body
Ohh and in a slime catching bucket between her legs w savory slime and sweet slime caught in it she said she was gonna mush it herself w her feet.
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bigperm She asked for a nice pie w a flavor she liked so couldn't say no to that
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet well she doesn't LUV getting messy she says she deals w it i think she does like the gunge I think you saw that album and she does like being pied and pie and cake sitting ! Bukkake and slime and the slop overs she "tolerates"
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Photo: Bukkake11/7/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Lolz thanks ! We r all lucky she lets me do this to her AND shares some of her messiness !
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Photo11/7/25report
https://umd.net/creamcaked She's been letting little bit more be shown of nips and lips (face not pussy) but I'm not complaining !
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Photo11/7/25report
https://umd.net/creamcaked I forgot we had it and she was already cleaning off and she said just do it fast! I guess she figured it would be easiest thing to wash off and filling that up means less facials during the year !
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Photo: Bukkake11/7/25report
Cakes on cake !
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Forum pic11/6/25report
Hello!
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Photo11/6/25report
https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks! I was trying to wipe it into her mouth, she didn't appreciate it lolz
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Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 11/6/25report
https://umd.net/plonk No she will only play w herself if no food sources near there
She did use a Double ended dildo in a gunge pour before pies were used in one of our albums
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Photo: she let me scoop 8-10 tub slopovers 4 repours!11/5/25report
https://umd.net/thevillainessbf I thought so too but she's now asking for more savory cause she doesn't like the after smell / taste of most cream based stuff, she tolerated cool whip or actual bakery pies)
Savory was cause she tried small sesh when fridge door didn't close and this time was cause we had lots of expired cans of food and snacks she bought but never finches so to get to eat what I buy for her / she buys and lets go bad I made a fun several pots of savory slop
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Photo: popcorn, chips, crackers, chili, smelled horrible11/4/25report
Her idea to do body writing some was hers the cum whore on her face was mine. She said I was mean lolz
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Forum pic11/4/25report
Feel like I made IT in life from the love from MM! Lolz def texting wife about this !
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Photo11/3/25report
My wife dies this too but she doesn't drink instead she takes pies and slime for hobby crafting $ and jewelry allowance lolz
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Forum pic11/3/25report
Ohh she got it plenty of pies and some clumpy chocolates cake batter oatmeal slime! And two pitches of jellos edible slime that only came out that one year and then tub slop overs multiple times !
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Photo11/3/25report
That is super hot !
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Photo11/3/25report
quietman she got it the WORST ever tonight, all meal prep and desserts from freezer we lost, she got mad cause i kept swiping it up into her nose. eventually i didn't push as high, but she was a mess!
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Photo11/1/25report
muddyfeet thanks it was a fun surprise
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Photo11/1/25report
It's in her mouth?! Very hot!
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Photo10/31/25report
My wife n I did one of those it was fun! She even let me dump mud over her head before we got out ! Wish it had been waterier but I get u can't sink to bottom or your get burned
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Photo: I’m getting the hang of adding videos to a store10/31/25report
i love how bad u burry her in pies
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Forum pic10/31/25report
Her idea to write on pies and on her body w cake decorating icing
Photo: She <3 showing off her artwork 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It's pretty cool when camera frame captures the splatter!
Photo: She likes to see the action splatter 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie I also shoved her head down so she wasn't sitting up in tub but laying all the way down she's pretty strong so she kept her self up but let me do it eventually. If she really didn't want to I wouldn't have been able to push her down
Photo: got her good!10/30/25report
I always wonder what she's thinking about while she's being destroyed
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Photo: Shes a champ for laying under all the sluge10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She teases me about not knowing English all the time
Photo: BANANNA her 2nd least favorite flavor lolz 10/30/25report
It was hot having her pose while cake icing was dripping out between her legs !
Photo: hands up for a pie 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She's gets spoiled daily!
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Photo10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It makes her happy showing off her our messages so ya! She'll hold pies while I mess her up
Photo: She now wants to pose w each pie 10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She got it bad! Many face repours
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Photo: more slop overs as it mixed more and more10/30/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie Couldn't believe how many times she let me pour slop overs on her, it ended cause crusts were in the smudge and one big piece dropped and hit her face when I was pouring. I figured they would have been mushy but I guess not
Photo: Her Crotch covered and coated 10/30/25report
Can't remember if they were thrown, pie Sandwiches or pie hats
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Photo10/30/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet That banana got rubbed over several holes I'll let u guess the order lolz
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Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum o10/30/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Ya she's pretty good! But she does get spoiled all day everyday so I feel like that's why she lets me get some messy pkay!
Photo10/30/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks! Good 4th /5th date!
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Photo: shocked from her first sliming10/30/25report
I feel like my wifie makes the exact same face when she's getting gunged/ slimed, and doused with the tub slop over re pours, but I'd say your messy concoctions are what I hope mine get close to in the utter sludgeymess your dishing out
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Forum pic10/29/25report
Did it drip down your chest?
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Photo10/29/25report
You do "take the cake" for how bad your get your poor wife she's a real trouper!
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Forum pic10/29/25report
https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks She got slimed and special stay puff mellow fluff mixed in with cool whip and pumpkin pie filling and the guts from her pumpkin carving contest she won (but maybe lost in end since I saved the guts for that slime)
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Forum pic10/29/25report
https://umd.net/thevillainessbf The outfit was from some adult site not sure now where we got it but was for Halloween
This is my wifie giving me a special present. There is an album of it in my page
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Forum pic10/29/25report
Ya! I do regret not rubbing in in more and getting it into her hair
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Photo10/29/25report
https://umd.net/quietman I left air holes but she can't breath well through nose
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Photo: she coudln’t breath, so wiped nose n mouth10/28/25report
I somehow managed to get both In initial shot!
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Photo: up her nose and in her mouth10/28/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Ya we had a blast! (And she also got a blast!)
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Photo: she had 2 cups of frosting to dip “it" in10/27/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was already open and in cups and she has scooped it out to coat my cock. She did want it post facial but did lay down on her back and let me spread it pre nut
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Photo: couldn’t waist the frosting 10/27/25report
Lolz my wife is the same way! Even a savory sliming isn't enough to detour her, well beforehand, she gets very quite when tub scoops and stopover pours or savory slime are happening lolz
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Video: Draid's First Vid on His Store!10/27/25report
Love your brsttyness and playfulness and then still taking it to the face and your cute little muffled sounds from under the pie !
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Video: Draid's First Vid on His Store!10/27/25report
Your so messy!!!
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Photo10/27/25report
She knew to look up at least!
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Forum pic10/25/25report
I feel like it's my birthday seeing this !
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Forum pic10/25/25report
If you can't tell this is a grumpy face !
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Forum pic10/23/25report
Mixing pies n slime n gunge and sound repoors on my wife is my favorite thing to do!
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Photo: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
Also feel bad for thinking this but also now turned on, part of me hopes they had to do a slimed walk of shame.
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Forum pic10/22/25report
"This job sucks so much more now"
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Forum pic10/22/25report
Pretty sure she was in her hot girl era when we met cause she was just trying to date and be young I'm a little bit older than she is (she reminds me ALL the fucking time)
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 10/22/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie U fortunately she's the one that good w tech and taking pics and stuff like that
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Photo10/22/25report
No she'd had a long term bf before me and prob some fun before we dated
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 10/22/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thank you sir! It got a lot better of a (messy) view for me after all the ammo was used up!
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! I am an ass man myself !
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She's really getting into cake sitting !
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She did beg to have it in her ass and not dropped on her face and it was pretty hot to hear her ask for it!
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie
Lolz thanks! She did say when looking at the likes she got, "I had only dated respectable men before I dated you!"
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Photo10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Well she asked for the pie flavors she didn't like NOT to be dropped in her face when laying off the bed so she said she'd take it in the ass! Couldn't say no to that, but those flavors still ended up being smushed into her face multiple times before it became her queen crown!
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was shrunk for all the cum shots over a year she took in it had to cut it in several places to fit over her top! But helped show off the goods better I think!
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She was very kind to let me show her full ass u clothed
That had never been allowed up on pics before !
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Forum pic10/21/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She REALLY Sat in it with force ! Hence it squirting out like that ! She also before smashed her face in rh cake and really rolled around in it! She was having fun that day and surprised me a lot !
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Forum pic10/21/25report
I wish that cupcake was a sloppy pie hat or hats
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Photo: Condensed milk is so dreamy 👻10/19/25report
Can she even leave the house the next few days?! She HAS to smell like something after all that
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Photo: How much more can I take10/19/25report
Ohh no your pretty top!
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Photo: Sketti oooooh...10/19/25report
Well she's not getting out tonight lolz
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Forum pic10/19/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet All her idea !
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Photo10/8/25report
She was NOT happy this time, but she now has lots of fun cake and pie sitting !
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Forum pic10/7/25report
A very pretty face and hair got destroyed !
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Photo10/6/25report
She did make that shot pretty sexy! It was also more of a pissed off skirt lift but she DID lift it and ended being a party hot shot
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Forum pic10/6/25report
Sprinklekakke! My wife like this too!
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Photo: 💕💕10/6/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She immediately liked the slime bath powder from Japan
She was getting a massage from me in it and she said she wished I was fucking her in both holes cause she likes how it feels when it's moving bath and forth slapping her holes
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Forum pic10/2/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She was flicking me off but she was grinning ear to ear
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Forum pic10/2/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She saw when I first showed her the site people liked feet pics and she didn't get it but tells me to get a few of of messy feet sometimes, think she just wants the likes lolz
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Forum pic10/1/25report
Thank you for REALLY liking your face being wrecked !
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Photo: Waiting to get my face wrecked 10/1/25report
Such a great facial coverage ! Very humiliating and the hand placement makes me think it's a shocking coverage ! But I love it !
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Photo10/1/25report
That's HUGE smile for humiliation!!!
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Video: Humiliation Heaven9/30/25report
Face down ass up!!!
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Photo9/29/25report
https://umd.net/justjade Lolz I think so she's gonna HATE it! I'll be sure to tell her it was you so she can hope someone destroys you good in retaliation!
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Photo: 😬9/29/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you The body writing was her idea!
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Forum pic9/29/25report
I couldnt believe she was willing to do it !
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Forum pic9/29/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Sorry there is half of a naked foot in the tub? There are def pics of her feet messy in other albums on our page if u wanna look for them ?
There are some of her feet under this post!
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Forum pic9/29/25report
I've been having wife use that for deep throat practice but now I feel like I've been under utilizing it
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Photo: 😬9/29/25report
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