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As am I--happy that is. I've already cleaned up from being messy.
Photo: Happy and messy 10/28/25report
Time to get the bestie messy
Photo: Messy with the bestie 10/28/25report
I love the joy in your eyes.
Photo: Chocolate syrup.. roses.. ramen10/28/25report
"Come kiss me, you fool."
Photo10/28/25report
"My pie revenge is complete--or maybe it isn't."
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Photo10/28/25report
Pie revenge is a dish best served...often
Photo10/28/25report
With those gorgeous eyes--of course!
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Photo: Still in the MOOd10/28/25report
"This is great, but something is missing. I know--chocolate syrup!"
Photo10/28/25report
"Welcome. I'm sure we can find you a seat somewhere."
Photo10/28/25report
"Do you mean that you hadn't noticed?"
Photo10/28/25report
I love how you cropped this into a closeup
Photo10/28/25report
"Do you have the giant bun ready?"
Photo10/28/25report
love the smile
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Photo10/28/25report
I wish I were at this Halloween party.
Photo10/28/25report
"You can throw more pies if you want. The ocean is just too calming for me to mind."
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Photo10/28/25report
Hold that pose. You are the perfect human statue.
Photo10/28/25report
May I please be standing right in front of her, glasses off, chin out? x-D
Photo10/27/25report
I agree with bob1987564
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Photo10/27/25report
"Ha, ha. I tricked you into throwing all of those pies at me. Now I'm in ecstasy."
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Photo10/27/25report
"May I have another, and did I tell you that Oliver Twist is my 3rd cousin 6 times removed?"
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Photo10/27/25report
"Hey--don't you know that this is my shot--get out of the frame!"
Photo10/27/25report
"I guess this is your idea of 'Pie a la Mode'."
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Photo10/27/25report
"Don't you ever miss?" (Fortunately for us the viewers--no.)
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Photo10/27/25report
"Get Ready--here it comes!"
Photo10/27/25report
Dang--I already used my Natalie Wood comment on a different photo.
Photo10/27/25report
"And what do you think you're going to do with that pie?"
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Photo10/27/25report
"You're going to get it now!"
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Photo10/27/25report
(a la Natalie Wood) "Ooohhh!"
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Photo10/27/25report
"Open wide...WIDER...Oh, well."
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Photo: Teaser for another upcoming scene!10/27/25report
love the glasses.
Photo10/27/25report
yes, you are.
Photo: Teaser 10/27/25report
Did I say 100? With those eyes (and that mud), I meant 1,000,000!
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Photo10/27/25report
You do realize that you don't need to keep piercing my heart over and over again. The first 100 times were quite sufficient. x-D :love:
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Photo10/27/25report
I guess it takes discipline to pour cake batter down your back.
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Photo10/27/25report
If only the producers had had the budget to have gotten her that messy for real. Great AI work/
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Photo10/27/25report
I love the added mess
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Photo10/27/25report
Absolutely gorgeous.
Photo10/27/25report
This is fantastic. How many pies did it take to make this stunning photo?
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Photo10/27/25report
I love the joy on your face as much I do the mess, although I suspect that the two are related.
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Photo: What a weekend 😍 10/27/25report
"The only way to relax."
Photo10/27/25report
"Well, at least you got Annette."
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Photo10/27/25report
"Ladies, fire at Will, ...and Pete and Sam and Joe,..and especially Frankie and Annette!"
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Photo10/27/25report
As I recall, the girl painted gold all over was from "Goldfinger", not "The Man with the Golden Gun",
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Photo10/27/25report
Look at them sitting there innocently pretending that there not going to get messy.
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Photo10/26/25report
"Ahh, That's better."
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Photo10/26/25report
"This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted something for heartburn."
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Photo10/26/25report
"I love getting messy, but please put the next one in my face."
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Photo10/26/25report
"What's with this squirty cake? If you want to get me messy on my birthday, just throw the whole cake in my face."
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Photo10/26/25report
Viewers beware. She's plotting something!
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Photo10/26/25report
"I'm impressed. I didn't think you had the nerve."
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Photo10/26/25report
an oldie but goodie
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Photo10/26/25report
"I don't know why I love this, but I do."
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Photo10/26/25report
I love the timing of the photo.
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Photo10/26/25report
"That reminds me. I need to get milk on the way home."
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Photo10/26/25report
"What? no more pie?"
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Photo10/26/25report
Why is he frowning? The ladies are happy, and that should put a big grin on his face.
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Photo10/26/25report
"Uh, Oh, Spaghettio's"
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Photo10/26/25report
"Look down there. No, not at the mess on the floor."
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Photo10/26/25report
"Can't I have a pie instead?"
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Photo10/26/25report
"I need more chocolate. more. MORE!!!!"
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Photo10/26/25report
"I lost again. Yay--that means I get another pie."
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Photo10/26/25report
"What lousy aim. All this cream and none of it in my face."
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Photo10/26/25report
that's how to celebrate a birthday.
Photo10/26/25report
nor white turtleneck nor grey turtleneck nor blue turtleneck...
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Photo10/26/25report
Quit bragging. ;-)
Photo: Oh damn my ass is showing!10/26/25report
"And if you believe that I actually mow the lawn in this outfit, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you." :thumbsup: :thumbsup: x-D x-D
Photo: Shiny blue bikini and the lawn mower10/26/25report
that's really strange weather you're having. :-)
Photo: Sudden clay and mud dump!10/26/25report
Yes.
Photo: Wanna suck that tittie?10/26/25report
your hard nipples are covered in clay, but your spider tattoo is clean. Go figure.
Photo: Clay covered hard nipples 10/26/25report
If you think that that "lawn" needs cutting, then remind me to NEVER, NEVER, let you cut my hair. :-P
Photo: Hey time to mow baby half naked10/26/25report
Don't you have that backwards? We're supposed to only have eyes for you. BTW, that is an absolutely beautiful and enchanting photo. The mud adds a lovely softness to your eyes.
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Photo: Mud covered eyes only for you alllllll10/26/25report
You do realize that it's going to be very difficult to leave a funny comment if you're going to be that open about what you are doing.
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Photo: Wheelbarrow full of my titties & masturbation and 10/26/25report
but we sure do want to see you try!
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Photo: I'm ready for more!10/25/25report
And eyes so glorious, they are only for the bravest souls.
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Photo10/25/25report
Really? Do you where we could find a deserted tropical island? x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: I want to fulfill your fantasies!10/25/25report
"Hurry up, hand, get that pie in my face."
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Photo10/25/25report
"Yes, blob of cream, you are going to make me so messy."
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Photo10/25/25report
"I'll pour"
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Photo10/25/25report
"tastes great--more creamy--tastes great--more creamy..."
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Photo10/25/25report
"My pie-covered face is up here."
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Photo10/25/25report
"Did you have to clean me up?"
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Photo10/25/25report
"1 hand for balance, one hand to hold the pie, one mouth to hold the machine--wait, I have nothing left for the buckets,"
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Photo: This ended up VERY naughty 🤭 10/25/25report
The irony of this depiction is that actual mud wrestlers could never be in the state depicted. If the match were just starting, the upper body would be clean, and once the match were underway, the upper body would be far muddier.
Photo10/25/25report
Great work--I love the "oh no" hands of the middle panel, Of course, shouldn't your friends know by now that wearing new clothes at your place (or in your world) is not a good idea.
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Photo: Prank on Tanya Part 110/25/25report
"O-oh, say can you see..."
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Photo10/25/25report
"Please help me, God. I didn't mean what I said."
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Photo10/25/25report
"The only thing I can't resist is temptation."
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Photo10/24/25report
I love how playful you look in this photo
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Photo: Gungey, muddy madness10/24/25report
"This is your big new idea???"
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Photo10/24/25report
It's no wonder that "Irish eyes are smiling"
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Photo: Maid to serve 10/24/25report
I love how the lady in maroon(?) 2nd from the right is gleefully about to pie herself.
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Photo: She Can't See a Thing!10/24/25report
"Oh, I'm really going to get pied." "Yes, you are."
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Photo10/23/25report
"Please hurry. I've been waiting all day for this."
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Photo10/23/25report
"Now you're going to get it!" "Bring it on"
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Photo10/23/25report
those sweet, lovable eyes!
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Photo10/23/25report
great photos and great AI work, as always. The Salon lives up to it's name--as beautiful as she is in the first frame, she is still much more beautiful in the last.
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Photo: A pre-meeting loyalty redemption!10/23/25report
Not very subtle, are they? You would think that they could try something like, "Would that be a chocolate cream pie served on a Bagheera," taking advantage of the similar sounds of "Bagheera" and "Baguette",
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Photo: Something delicious is coming!10/23/25report
Quick--give her a hug while she isn't looking. Aww--too late.
Photo10/23/25report
Is that a mixture of mud and purple slime?
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Photo: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
"They actually threw me into the mud!"
Photo10/22/25report
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