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This photo gets my memory going to where I was once standing still and taking pie after pie with out any resistance. Just patiently enjoying every pie hit. Experiencing the wallop of every pie smash. Feeling the pie debris dripping down from my face and gently smearing with my free hands the sticky cream over my shoulders and chest. Rubbing it around and around my popped nipples as another pie is flung into my waiting face and the cream explodes over my pie hole once more.
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I agree. What better way to spark and feed your sweet meat then a great, big sweet pie in your face. Stroking your hot meat thermos as your pie hole is plastered over with a sticky, gooey pie will bring any pie guy closer to adding more cream. You know what I mean?
Another classic. This one gets my big guy to rise and stand at attention. A face well covered in a big, chocolate cream pie with cracked crust and whip cream must have felt good laying on your face like that. I myself could feel those sticky layers of pie clinging to your pie hole because I have been there many times myself. And the debris of past pies slathering down upon your naked torso must have been an added delight. Hope you never stopped because you make an awesome pie target yourself.
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What a wonderful photo. I have seen it before and always wondered who this lucky guy was. Still don't know but that isn't important. It just shows you that a guy who loves to pie the opposite sex surly knows how to pie himself. Hope you don't mind but you have a beautiful neck. signed by a Vampire, who takes great, big gooey pies in his face too. LOL!
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Stick with pies Buddy. Striped down to your birthday suit you would make a beautiful target for pies. Your luscious beard coated and caked in gooey meringue. Torrents of chocolate pudding cascading down over your head and pie hole. So thick you cannot even speak or see. Your blue eyes popping out at us saying,'SPLUD!' Your armpits and ass crack are just spewing pie filling. And your torso and legs are plastered completely in pie filling and broken crusts. You have now become a 'pie' statue.
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More pies that splash all over your face and bury it in a sea of gooey mess. There crusts of graham cracker disintegrate and release torrents of chocolate meringue and cool whip. You use your hands and arms to stop this assault but flailing them is useless. All you can do is rub the creamy goo over your naked chest, around your protruding nipples and curving belly. And as all this sticky mess envelopes your whole head we can see your mouth open as you say a muffled 'DUH!' Just as your eyes do.
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I do too. I would love to see you strip down to your birthday suit and see you plastered in your face with TEN chocolate cream pies. All one after the other. Gooey meringue and broken crust dribbling down off your pie hole. Followed by another chocolate surprise that makes you gurgle and groan in shock. Then three or four more that spreads chocolate goo splashing over your shoulders, chest and stomach. All the while you try to use your hands and arms to deflect this massive, sticky assault.
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I would dive face first into that gooey, sticky canyon of yours. And once planted there I know how difficult it would be to pull my satisfied face from that stringy mess and pulled back in as I hang on to those gorgeous round buttocks of yours. I bet you are squirming in delight as you feel my face plowing in and out, up and down. You hear my muffled moans and groans as I reach out and grab your sticky dick. My hand is cemented to your growing shaft as I rub it up and down, harder and harder.
This is one hell of an erotic shot. Your face is all smothered with cream so thick that you are barely able to speak or breath through that air hole you have just made. I bet all that cream blinding your eyes and covering your features would feel even better after you have finished rubbing it all even more over your face and head. You look just totally magnificent.
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I do hope you received another pie in your face as you were sticking out your tongue at us. Then we could hear you utter 'uugghhh' as most of the second pie travels into your open mouth and down your throat. A fitting retribution to you for showing us such defiance.
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I love a profile pic. Look at that pie envelope your face. All that gooey cream swallowing up your forehead, chin and jaw and encroaching upon your ear. And your little nose poking through the crust. Love the symmetry of this shot especially the big, flat pie crust resting on your pan. More pie hits should capture this simplicity.
Don't forget a messy ass. Your feet look lovely with all that goo on them. But look at that creamy round ass of yours. My face wants to dive in between those circular mounds of muddy flesh. I wound plow my face into that gooey valley of muddy delight. And I would rub my face up and down in that delightful canyon, releasing air with gulps and groans as I enjoy this erotically charged sensation you have created. I'm sure, my face up your ass would be a feeling you will never, ever forget. LOL
I don't know. Seeing you smash real mud into your own face is a real turn on for me. Seeing you swoop up a big glob of goo and plunging your face into it just drives a little fellow of mine to jump up and stand at attention. Add to it that your whole frame is coated in all that mess adds to the erotic thrill of this sight. I will not deny your comment that it would be better if someone else rubbed it in. I just want to add that I hope it would be me or dozens of others wanting to do it for you.
DAMN! That is an inspirational sight for one, two or even more guys to pie themselves with. What a blast you must have had. If I was lucky enough to participate with you I hope we did it in the nude so that not one inch of our faces and bodies escaped a complete sliming. Especially with those gooey chocolate cream pies in our faces and up our asses.
WHAT! No one has commented on this for the past 16 months. How can you pass this beautiful shot w/o comment? Look at that large load of cream just hanging on to his face. The double tone texture slowly falling down off his features toward his chest, stomach and Gosh I know where. I'm surprised not seeing his two hands reaching up with cringed fingers to wipe away that goo. Naw, leave it on so we can enjoy this shot of your pie hole obliterated like this a lot, lot longer.
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And that is to plunge my eager face deep into that glorious channel now filled with cream. To let my face roam and explore that luscious valley of creamy goodness. To let you feel my hot tongue go everywhere, up and down and all around that intense site. I told you it was one of your best assets (no pun intended). And if you want to keep my face there doing the most good, then keep on adding more and more creamy, gooey pies and I will be your most satisfied Buddy (notice I didn't say slave.)
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POW!!! Right up your ass. One of the best things about pieing your own ass is the stance you have to take. Your body is slowly bending down. Your ass is sticking out waiting for that creamy goo to be plunged into the waiting channel of your derriere. And then the SLAME, BLAM, all that wonderful cream pushed deep into that waiting valley of your derriere. I can just feel how wonderful that sensation must be like. I can also see what I'm going to do next.
This photo is exciting! From seeing the hand that has just delivered a creamy pie to an expecting(?) face to the targets hands rising up to try and stop the successful assault. I can just hear a muffled 'uummmfff' coming from beneath that mound of cream plastered over his waiting features. This shot has all the energy of a moving image yet it's absolutely still. Wonderful!
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Great new profile pic. You really understand what kind of look that really gets our wood up. I also adore that grin we can see under all the glorious mess plastered all over your face. Whoops, there goes my wood again!
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If I hadn't seen you place a pie in the previous photo I would have said you were wearing a jockstrap. HOT PHOTO DUDE!
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What a HOT photo! The moment it came on I got a raging hard on in in a familiar place. Were you pied? Even if you weren't I love the look of a your being freshly assaulted by pie after pie smothering your features, obliterating your pie hole, making you gag and spit out "uummph" as you try to wipe away the mess. You look supreme. This is how I want to look after a pie barrage on my face.
I know you poured the chocolate on but this photo makes me believe you were hit in the face with a really glorious and messy chocolate pie. It looks like the impact totally surprised you and its coverage blocked out your eyes and your mouth is open wide for air and we can hear your muffled groan from this sudden assault. Looking at all that stringy mess makes my privates rage in excitement and I really hope you were plastered again and again with similar messy pastries. What a mess. Love it!
I'm surprised I haven't commented on this before. I love a pie in my face. I love seeing that pie rushing towards my pie hole and the warm smash I feel as it obliterates my pan as it smashes and swirls all over my features. Now I see your glorious ass and you are bending over. Those smooth, round butt cheeks are covered in mess and are now heading towards my face. Then darkness as I feel that magnificent channel and I swirl my face in it to lick and eat it out with my hot, eager tongue. YUM!!
Wonderful profile pic. Super coverage and it shows you loved it. Great attribute!
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What a wonderful montage of pie hits against the Pottsdorf Bakery Pie Fight from the movie THE GREAT RACE. That pie battle would have been an even more unqualified masterpiece if these shots of you taking all these pies were added to the film. It seems like Natalie Wood caught all the good pie hits in the film. Your pie hits would have evened out the score. You make the greatest looking pies and you wear them well. Love your total obliteration of your own pie hole. You are a master in my book.
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Yes I do! A great big cream pie! How I would love to plaster your face with it. Smash that cigar through the bottom of the pie floor. Watch the gooey pie filling fall down off your face, down your shirt and in through the loose waist band of your baggy pants then wonder where will it stop!
I love this photo. For one it almost looks like you were hit in the face with a flying cream and chocolate pie and the force of that hit has thrown your head back to your left. HA! And second, even though your eyes are closed shut your mouth is in an open, happy grin and the pie filling has entered and now filling up your luscious pie hole. Simply magnificent. I bet this tasty bomb has thrilled you as much as it has done to us. I bet your little general is now in full salute as I know mine is.
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WHAT?! No one has commented on this HOT photo that was posted over 4 months ago?! For shame fellow wamers. How can you miss a HOT and naked man whose head is completely encased in shaving cream. Waiting to spread that creamy foam over his whole body and leading his un-cut member to salute to all of us who really appreciate what he is going to look like soon. I love shaving cream but how I wished he used real pies only because it would be heaven to lick it all off. SLURP and even more SLURPS.
Love this and your profile pic. They hammer the point that guys look even better with a pie in their face. Using your other two photos you also prove my theory that a pie in the face really brings out the color in your eyes and the erection of your dick!
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What a wonderful profile pic. What a story it inspires. Wiping your eyes clear after your first pie hit where you said, "What are you going to do with that pie?!'. Now you say, 'What was that for?!' After a third pie you say, 'Stop doing that!' SPLAT! Then comes, 'You always have to have the final word!' SPLAT! 'You can't stop can you!' SPLAT! 'That's just like you.' SPLAT! 'You're vain, egotistical and self centered!' SPLAT! 'and that's another thing!' SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!
You have one of the best profile pic I have ever seen here on the UMD. I would love to see you in this position before you plaster my face with a giant, gooey Banana Cream pie that is decorated on its surface with slices of banana that spell out 'FOR YOU'. Of course after I wipe my eyes clear you will be smashing again another gooey pie in my kisser. And after the fourth pie hits its mark you will have run out of pies and it will be my turn to retaliate. Look out, here it comes, SPLAT!!!
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POW!!! Did you enjoy that blast as much as we did seeing it? What an excellent example of a pie guy getting a naughty assault upon his naughty bits. In clearer English, he got his cock and balls plastered with a giant, gooey pie, or was it a cake? Either way went you want to be smacked in your face with such a giant, gooey dessert!
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They have to be huge to get that much coverage! You guys look great. I wonder how far you went. Hopefully every inch of your clothes gets covered in gooey slime when the pies run out.
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There is that wonderful salute I have been commenting about. And look, it has chocolate all over its head its too.
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And now the most eloquent gesture a man can give after being plastered with so many pies in his handsome kisser. The dainty wiping away of cream from his eyes so he can see either his pie thrower or the audience of appreciating voyeurs laughing, smiling or even drooling over his pie covered body. Even more sensational would be after he has pulled his hands away from his face, another pie, a gooey chocolate meringue pie would come sailing from out of no where and assaulting his dazed surprise.
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WOW, even more blitzed! Yes that pie debris falling off your face is traveling down to a salute you are obviously having from the sheer enjoyment of this assault. Oh I could see that flying pie blasted into your face, covering your features in a deluge of gooey cream and broken pie crust. Your naked shoulders and chest catching more and more of that wonderful pie debris. Building a wall of delicious mess we would all want to lick off your trembling body. SLURP! This is a wonderful look for you.
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What a lovely image. That expression on your face tells me you have just been pelted in your kisser with a thick, gooey pie. I mean my God, look at those long, drooping stalactites of goo falling off your chin and gaping mouth. Your eyes trying to see through that sea of mess and crust plus the total look of pleasure you are giving us. I do hope you were naked when you received this dessert. I can easily see this pie debris falling down your stomach and onto the salute you most obviously have.
What is this mess on your face? It looks good. Admit it kid, your face was made to wear such beautiful slop. PS. You have a very sexy neck. Your pie covered face really brings it out in the open.
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What a beautiful shot. With a freshly smashed pie in your face I can imagine that thick load of cream hanging on to your features slowly fall off down your chest towards that huge erection saluting to yourself. Don't spoil this effect by wiping this creamy mess away. Just grab a big glob of it and shove it onto your waiting hard on and give its countenance the wonderful effect your face received.
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Is your gesture signaling us to plant another pie right here? ALL RIGHT! I love a pie guy who knows what he wants and where to place it.
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I know why he looks so happy. He received two party hats this past holiday. It's how I want to look this up coming celebrations.
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What we all strive for when we receive a gooey pie in our face, that perfect look we can boast about. If this were I, I would use it as the photo for my driver's license. Then when I'm pulled over for speeding, I would show it to the cop. He will ask (and I know he will),"How do I know this is you?" I will carefully (very carefully, you know how trigger happy those guys are!) pull out a pie that I will have next to me, smash it into my own face and say through all that creamy mess, "SEE!"
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Is this the after shot of the previous photo? My God I was right. Call me Kreskin.
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One of the many things I love about seeing a guy getting a pie in his face is how goofy he can look. Even better is when the pied guy adds to it. Marvelous!
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Hold me back! I'm just ready to dive face first into that fun, frothy mess. Swirl my face over all that creamy crotch, butt hole and long channel to your nuts and cock. I would just keep on going up and down in that glorious valley of fun. Building up a layer of cream that covers my face until I can hardly breathe and then I would dive back in for some more. And I wouldn't neglect your creamy stomach and chest and don't forget those armpits! That should be a few good hours well spent!
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Yes, all that cream on your face really does make your blue eyes pop out. Love your grin especially.
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Glorious photo. You are the one of many who look awesome with a pie in your face. Don't ever stop!
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LOVE YOUR SMILE. IT SHOWS THAT YOU 'LOVE' DOING THIS. We love you doing this as well!!
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Under all that creamy froth I bet your are mumbling out "AAAUUGGGHHHH!"*
*Which in PieGuyease translates, "AAAUUGGGHHH!"
*Which in PieGuyease translates, "AAAUUGGGHHH!"
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I agree with Tommy Trojan. If this was a real pie, gooey, stringy pie filling should be cascading from your pied face and down on to your shoulders and chest. But let's not forget this wonderful side photo. How your brow, nose and mouth are captured by the cream. You look simply magnificent here.
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What a great pie in your face! My cock is raging also. I can see by your pie splattered face you are really enjoying this. Your stiff hard on is giving away your feelings too.
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This is a unique shot. Rarely do I see someone pull a pie tin away horizontally from a freshly pied face. Beautiful, simply beautiful!
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Lovely, you look absolutely lovely. Has it only been 1 year, 6 months and thirteen days before anyone has even noticed how HOT you look? DAMN! (and I say that in the good sense of the word!)
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The third good place to put a pie. Followed by my face diving in. SLURP!
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'PIE!' Said before or during? If during it should sound like this; ' UUUMMMPPHHH!' I hope it was during.
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what I'm going to say is not the truth but this looks like the after of a first pie in the face, a dazed look in your eyes, the 'duh' expression and 'I will get more pies in my face, won't I?' question.
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I would gladly push a giant, colorful, creamy pie right in your face the moment you said 'GRRRR!!!!'
Your slip is showing, 'grrrr!!!'
Your slip is showing, 'grrrr!!!'
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OH GOD how beautiful that cake made your face look! I hope you received a few more after this. A half, OK, a dozen more gooey pies in your face would compliment it even further. Great big chocolate meringue or frothy banana cream pies pie sandwiched on your head and into your face. That's how hot this photo inspires me. Wouldn't you agree?
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Was this on the same day as your caking? I bet you felt as HOT as you look. I love nothing more then a guy messed up like you are wearing a jock strap! Whew, seeing you like this gets my blood racing you know where!
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1-19-11 and no one has commented on this. For Shame Pie Guys or Cake Guys. This wonderful piece of Art. This guy looks magnificent. Only wish I would receive such a present on my Birthday. That must have felt glorious. Only hope you received a few more that day and subsequent birthdays afterwards!
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You make a beautiful, what I call a 'pie statue'. I could easily see you standing in a public building with a table full of cream pies and visitors take a pie and smash them into your face, torso, crotch and ass(I mean arse) and add to your beauty. If you bring in friends and pie them too you can have a group statue.
Darn right! I love photos like this because your face will be plastered in that pie forever and ever. I can just hear you mumble, slurp and groan for air as you try to communicate to us about how beautiful you look in this position. Hopefully someone has just pulled down your trunks and pushed a great, big chocolate cream pie right into your naked ass, or arse. Hey, they only give you 500 characters to write these things.
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WOW! (OOPS! I spelled that backwards). That cake batter really make your blue eyes POP! (I did it again)
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AHHH, that contented look of the first pie in the face. It was the first pie (of this session) wasn't it?
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TOTALLY FANTASTIC! The cream coming out of that can looks awesome, like you were wearing it as a hat and someone pushed it hard, down on your head and as you pull it up the cream just oozes out. I've seen the next three photos and I love how the cream obliterates your face and slathers over your pull over. By your mouth expression it looks like the cream is cold. Was it?
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I love a gooey pie sandwich. I love seeing the filling oozing down your face and stringing toward your chest and down your front.
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DAMN! WHAT A FREE FOR ALL THIS MUST'VE BEEN!!
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I see you received some more. And they smeared them into your face and hair. Great effect. I love the little globs on your neck and chest. The look on your face tells me you took those pies without a struggle. You're after my own heart. I wish I was there smearing all that mess on you. Sigh!
