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And also with the pie tin hat, the slow wiping the pie away from the victims eyes. Those pies look magnificent. So drippy and messy, they covered a lot. And you have delicate looking fingers. Are you artistic? Outside of using pies I mean?
Photo9/21/13report
The ubiquitous pie hat. In almost every photo repertoire but I love your look of contented joy as your face, shoulders and chest are covered by all those pies you have received. Tell me, is your cock raging hard right now?
Photo9/21/13report
Very inviting. I get hot when I see a clean, naked pie guy holding a creamy pie in front of himself.
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Photo9/21/13report
I love seeing an arse sticking up at one end as a face plunges down into a deep bowl of chocolate at the other. Hope you are mumbling and blowing up air bubbles as you move and swish your face in that gooey mixture.
Photo9/21/13report
Beautiful! Now it's in your hair. I love the look of your chocolate covered face and head after a second dunking into that wonderful mixture of gooey chocolate. What are you going to do with your right hand? Hmmmm.
Photo9/21/13report
Enjoying your chocolate covered face, your chocolate coated shoulders and arms but really getting hard thinking about the sudden climatic reaction you received with your right hand. As it shoots out go slow. Let your right hand stroke your shaft slowly. Enjoy every second as your white cum oozes out from your chocolate covered cock. Slowly. Ahhhhhhh!
Photo9/21/13report
I love seeing a face totally smeared in chocolate!
Photo9/21/13report
FANTASTIC IMAGE! Your raging hard cock pointing up towards another HOT sight. Your chocolate face profile. Just the beginning of your journey to totally covering your whole form in chocolate. PS, you have a HOT, naked body.
Photo9/21/13report
I love seeing how you applied all that marshmallow fluff. Just looking at how it was done gets me hard.
Photo9/14/13report
FUCKING FANTASTIC! All three of these pictures has made you another one of the hottest looking men I've seen here on the UMD. I love this profile shot especially. I hope you smeared the rest of that marshmallow fluff over the rest of your body.
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Photo9/14/13report
BETTER!
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Photo9/14/13report
GOOD!
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Photo9/14/13report
I have to ask, were you in a Mud Pie Fight? (I know you weren't but what a hot synopsis this photo would make).
Photo9/14/13report
Subtle, wonderfully subtle.
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Photo9/14/13report
I love this shot of your face 'plastered' with gobs of 'joint compound'. Before I knew what it was I thought someone threw this big missile of whip cream and meringue right into your face. Either way you look glorious. Who cares about Botox or cosmetic surgery, this is a look many men should adopt.
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Photo9/14/13report
You look so HOT though I'm sure all that mud cooled you down. Love that your whole face is buried under all those waves and swirls. So artistic that it just makes my palette holder throb.
Photo9/14/13report
YES SIR! That was exactly what you do with that pie! I know what to do with your next pie. But you'll have to tip the camera down so you can see my naked ass. It's my best side.
Photo9/6/13report
This is what a face is for. Catching pies!
Photo9/6/13report
"What are you going to do with that PIE?"
Photo9/6/13report
You look so hot leaning back after a plunge, your face just smothered with chocolate slime. I can feel how your face must have felt as your head was twirled and swished around in that messy glop. Your whole body looks glorious. I bet you were patiently or impatiently waiting for them to take the damn picture so you could plunge back in again and again.
Photo: Nice head coverage9/6/13report
I love seeing the beginning of your BF's first head dunking. It reminds me of my own first. Your naked ass up in the air. The slow immersion into the gooey mess. Going down, slowly, slowly, first your face then your whole head being enveloped into the sloppy gook. Once there you blow out big air bubbles that rise and burst as it muffles all your breathing. The wonderful suction sound your head makes as you pull it out and others see your glorious face covered in oozing, drippy slime. HOT !!!
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Photo: BF 1st Head Dunk9/6/13report
You read my pie-verted mind. And that's just the start! I am so glad you liked the comments I made on your photos. They are wonderful (your photos I mean).LOL
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Photo9/4/13report
I love seeing a big guy totally pied like this. I can only see so much. He was totally pied wasn't he? LOL
Photo9/1/13report
I love his smile.
Photo9/1/13report
Beautiful shot. I love to see a head thrust back and still wearing the pie tin. I bet you smothered all his protests. LOL
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Photo9/1/13report
Ideally I would love to drop face up, a great big gooey chocolate meringue pie decorated on top with sliced bananas into your open boxer shorts and wait until you pull them back up. But it would probably fall through one of the legs or you would end up taking them off first. That's why I said ideally. So I would just have to smash that gooey pie into your face. Smear it all around until your face is a chocolate mess that just drips goo. I feel better now. LOL.
Photo8/29/13report
What to wear when you are pieing yourself in the face with a great big pie? Keep it simple. Wear only a raging hard-on.
Photo8/27/13report
I think a man's neck is very sexy. Add to the shot a great big pie on your face and you got a fucking HOT photograph.
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Photo8/27/13report
I love this set of photos you posted. You look hot and I can imagine more pies plastering you in the future. It looks like you're saying,"This is preposterous! WHAT NEXT?!"
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Photo8/27/13report
You're probably expressing "Why me?" or "What's next?" But I would love to see two giant, gooey, banana cream pies with banana slices decorating the top of those pies appear magically onto the open palms of your awaiting hands. Wow, that was a sentence.
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Photo8/27/13report
The cracked crust of a freshly smashed pie in your face 'also' looks artistic. Still got that smile I see.
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Photo8/27/13report
The first pie of this set? I love the smile on your face.
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Photo8/27/13report
I love cake icing pies, on a paper plate or in a baked or graham cracker crust. I've been in a couple of pie fights where some have been used. They were so thick they stopped the show because the victim had to work at wiping the glop from there mouths to breathe and from there eyes to see. Ha Ha. Your picture reminds me of them. Thanks for sharing.
Photo8/24/13report
Of the four pictures of you with chocolate icing smeared all over your face it was hard to choose which one to comment on. All four are magnificent! I love using cake icing. Either plain on a paper plate or piled high in a pie shell with a baked or graham cracker crust. It's best when it is smooshed into the face for it sticks and lingers there delightfully so.

PS.I know it's late but Happy Birthday.
Photo8/24/13report
I love a pied arse! I especially love to plunge my face into one and just roll it around. Then smack it with another even gooier pie and dive my face back into it again and again. SLURP!
Photo8/21/13report
Do you suspect another pie coming towards your face? Great set of pictures Guy.
Photo8/21/13report
Another satisfied pie in the face customer.
Photo8/21/13report
I love seeing a guy blow an air hole through a wall of cream that is covering his face.
Photo8/21/13report
Classic pose. Your face obliterated with cream and sporting a jaunty blue pie hat. You're looking very stylish.
Photo8/21/13report
Love it that your whole face is just a smooth surface of wonderful mud. I can't wait to see you blow an air hole through that glorious mess and say, "DUHHH!" or other words of inspiration.
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Photo7/27/13report
That's sooo HOT! Whacking off while completely covered in sticky, gloppy, gooey mud. I bet you wiggled your ass cheeks deep into that mud floor too.
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Photo7/27/13report
What a total mess you are. You look magnificent! I wish pie fights ended this way. Everyone naked and completely covered in mess and cream. Our faces smothered with so much pie that we struggle to blow air holes through the slime to breath and talk. But that look can only be achieved with mud. I know. I should start having pie fights with mud pies. Yeah! That's the ticket.
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Photo7/27/13report
That is HOT! I love seeing a hot looking naked guy smash his whole head into a field of wet, gooey mud then pull it out.
Photo7/27/13report
Yes, a handsome face covered in pie. That look in your face reads 'Ahhhh.' Were you wanting or waiting for more? I hope this wasn't your only pie. Would love to see you in a royal pie fight with others. Like in a Pottsdorf Bakery!
Photo6/19/13report
Beautiful, just beautiful. I hope you dunked your head back in, many times. I know I would.
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Photo6/19/13report
I remember the magazine(MUD MEN) this came from. The model is still active I believe. That magazine was glorious and was the hard work of a true mud man. All the photos were real. You could pull them out and use them as you wish. Also this magazine was put created (1990s) before all this computer internet #%X&%##@ we have today. Only a lucky dozen or more received it. Thanks for posting. It brought out a lot of good memories. You youngsters missed out on an amazing publication.
Photo4/29/13report
Now that was a messy pie! I just love the way the filling just dribbles down your face. Look at those drolleps (is that how you spell that word?). That dangle off your forehead, nose, chin and jaw beautifully. Shaving cream cannot do that. HA!
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Photo: 3. Pie in the face!9/13/12report
Look at that pied face! Look at that look in his eyes. Look at that satisfied smile. This is what it was meant to be!
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Photo: 5. Waiting for more pie in the face.9/13/12report
Too bad you don't live in the states, California especially. I would set up a room with several fast racks, each shelf holding four or five creamy pies. Gooey Chocolate or thick, rich Banana cream pies with Banana slices covering the top. Then you would insult me or I you and we start by throwing or pushing a pie into each others faces. Then we would look up as the other would drop pies onto our faces from above, then pie sandwiches and pie smearing around and around our faces leaving the tin on our heads like a hat. Hope that sounds good to you. I can imagine how humiliated we would feel and how much we would both love it. Our faces, our clothes covered in pie. Then I would bring out the cakes! LOL!
User: thisguyneedspied6/12/12report
Forgot to add because your profile pic doesn't have an 'Add a comment' area but that photo must be the previous photo to the way you look in this pic. Very, very HOT! Love the action of the pie splat, love the fact that you can see the hands and arm of the pie thrower as he delivers that pie right into your face. As I mentioned before, FANTASTIC. Would love to see more.
Photo: umph5/25/12report
Love your look. Totally (almost) covered in PIE!!! This is a companion to your 'gotcha' photo. The whole idea of these pictures just sends me through the roof. Fantastic job.
Photo: umph5/25/12report
My favorite. Love the action, the splat and flying pie debris. Love the rack of pies. How many were used on you? How many other pie guys participated? Was this a video shoot?
Photo: gotcha ya5/25/12report
You gotta let us know. Did it land SPLAT on your face or did it miss and land on your lap? And if it did land in your lap were you wearing a jock strap? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Photo: Flying pie5/4/12report
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