Comments by vols4everus

That is a beautiful woman in a beautiful dress. But I agree with Messytime_Man. She needs a pie sandwich. Followed by a bucket of chococlate syrup. OH wait. that's what they did to her. HaHaha! Yeah Now I remember. WildThang, you make my heart sing! ;P :love:

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Oh Wow. Kate dunking her head. That is awesome. Now just think how much more awesome it would if that was chocolate pudding or chocolate syrup. :D :kiss: :love:

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I just love the way you fill out a wet t-shirt! LOL! :D :kiss:

Scene: Reliving Some High School Memories in a Classic Outfit8/25/22report

Nope, not just you. Me too! LOL! :D :kiss:

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OH Wow! :P :loveeyes: :thumbsup:

Photo: Going under...8/25/22report

Nice look. But I can tell by that look on your face, that you are planning revenge on me, aren't you? LOL! ;P :D Well, bring it on! :D :kiss:

Photo: Leggings wet now8/25/22report

Absolutely! But there is a great big body of water called the Atlantic Ocean between us. LOL! :wahhh:

Photo: Do you want to join me ? �. 8/25/22report

Yes it is! LOL! ;P

Photo: Soo juicy !!! 8/25/22report

"I don't like chocolate." Now how could anyone NOT like chocolate. I think the wife got all that she deserved and then some. LOL! :thumbsup: :D :love:

Scene: The Cutting Room Floor 38/24/22report

I think you should! ;-)

Photo: Would you like beans and custard for breakfast 8/24/22report

Now that's a great picture. Would have been better if you used the chocolate custard, though! LOL!

Photo: Would you like beans and custard for breakfast 8/24/22report

Yeah, but what did you do with that chocolate pie in your hand? LOL! Not to mention all those other pie crusts n the background. Was there more to come? x-D :D :kiss: :love:

Photo: Not a clean spot anywhere!8/24/22report

Wow. I love this picture. I never saw it before. Is it knew? :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

Photo: 04 Wonderful!8/24/22report

OH you look like you are having so much fun. :love:

Photo: Shiny Purple Gunge On Shiny Pink Catsuit8/23/22report

I just loved the way you licked that chocolate muck off your face. Oh and the way we almost got to see all of your boobs, too! ;P :kiss: :love:

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Now, she looks like "she's having FUN!" LOL! :love:

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Is that really all you've got. Chloe, you really must start to thnk bigger. LOL! :D

Next time, how about a 5-gallon (or 20-liter) bucket of that black muck known as treacle. :D :love:

Photo: Torso covered too8/22/22report

Well! That was such a great Idea. I can't believe I really did that. :ohno:

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An-ti-ci-pa-tion, Anticipation, ANTICIPATION!

And, I love that bikini. LOL! :D :thumbsup:

:kiss: :love:

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You What? You Don't Mess With ME!

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Now, that is a pretty good start DirtyLisa. But when are you going to get really muddy, as in covered from head to toe. LOL! :D :thumbsup:

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I'm happy that you're happy, Forfun, with my comment. I can't wait to receive your message tomorrow! What messy penalty do you have in store for me. HeHeHe! :kiss:

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I just can't wait to see the video. HaHaHa! :love:

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I agree with mesilee! Kate you look so good in all that chocolate. :kiss: :love:

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Kate must not have gotten the message. White only goes before Labor Day. And never around mud. LOL, LOL, LOL! :D :kiss:

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OH NO. Not again. I just washed my hair!

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Now that, is Priceless! LOL!

Hi Kate! You look GREAT wearing chocolate! :D

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OH I love that picture. I love seeing Kate covered in chocolate. When will this one be released? :) :love:

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Chloe, I tried to give you a $20.00 tip, but all it would do was the $10.00 one. ;P :love:

Video: Chloe in Chocolate Cake Batter8/20/22report

I loved it. And you are such a tease. LOL! ;P :kiss:

Video: Chloe in Chocolate Cake Batter8/20/22report

Hi boychucker. Yeah, it wasn't until just recently that I put two and two together and realized that was you in this video. I loved it. And I also love the way you do mud. I've got a few of them. We really have to talk sometime. :kiss:

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Yep. That's part 2. And you are covered in shaving cream. You look really, what should I say? Covered in shaving cream. LOL! I love that quizzical look on your face. "What? I can't believe I let them talk me into doing this! Ha! It's priceless. But now on to Part 3. And I'll send you a private message about that. ;P :love:

Photo: And finished! 8/19/22report

Chloe, you have a magnificent pair of breasts. and that outfit really shows them at their best. Now on to part two. LOL! :kiss: :love:

Photo: Shower first8/19/22report

I loved it. But you should have used more. Webstaurantstore.com has a 7.5 lb. jug of the chocolate muck. That is seven- and one-half pounds of chocolate syrup. We have a wholesaler locally, called Shamrock, which carries it for under $10.00. If you got about 4-5 of those big babies, you could have some REAL fun. LOL! Oh, by the way, the sprinkles were a nice touch. :D ;P :kiss:

Video: Having a Great Time with a $4 Bottle of Chocolate Syrup8/17/22report

Most definitely. I think you should use 5 gallons of cake batter. Let's get totally covered in chocolate. I would buy the video. :D :kiss:

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Yeah. That is good. LOL!

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I love a woman in a white wet t-shirt. Thanks for sharing. :love:

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OH WoW! I can't believe I am doing this. The things I do to myself! Hehehe! :love:

Photo: Add the cake batter8/11/22report

Anticipation! LOL! I remember there being a commercial some time back. I can't remember what it was about, but that word, Anticipation comes to mind. LOL! :D :kiss:

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Well, you definitely look like you are having fun. Welcome to the UMD! :) :love:

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And I love your new profile picture. :love:

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You're welcome! It was my pleasure! :-P :D :kiss:

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Oh Wow! LOL! You are getting so much better at this WAM thing. ;P :D
:kiss: :love: :thumbsup:

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Blue slime. I love it. It's much better than green slime. LOL!

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I love this one the best, Tiffany. But then again, I love chocolate, both eating it and playing in it. :D :kiss:

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OH I definitely think so. HeHehe! But next time, tell Billie he should use the chocolate custard. And there needs to be a whole lot more. LOL! :kiss:

Photo: 04 Chloe looks great8/8/22report

Oh wow. You're back writing. That is so great. I'm a little tired now, but once I wake up, the first thing I will do is read your story.

User: Messy Irina8/7/22report

OH Wow! I agree with you Forfun. I can't wait to see the video. ;P :kiss: :love:

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Chocolate covered tits, anyone?

Oh hell yeah. I'm all in. :P :thumbsup: :kiss:

Photo: Anyone for chocolate?8/6/22report

Yeah. I loved that video! :thumbsup: ;P :love:

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OH WOW! Yummy! Of course, it could have been better. If only Billie had poured a bucket of chocolate sauce over your face. ;P :D :thumbsup:

:kiss: :love:

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I love it that you are the only girl in Messy Hot Potatoes. Of course this means you have more balls than I do, because i won't do it. LOL! But I love your latest penalty, chocolate covered boobs! :-P :D :kiss:

User: FSChloe8/5/22report

I loved this photo, Chloe! ;P :kiss: :love:

Photo: A little chilly! 8/5/22report

Now that looks like MUD! I love it. :D :thumbsup: :kiss:

Scene: Simplify Your Life Day8/5/22report

I loved that you went all the way under! ;P :D :thumbsup:

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You are such a tease, Chloe. LOL!

Photo: Ready to put it on8/4/22report

This was the best one, Chloe. Now picture this. You are completely covered, from top to bottom, every square inch of your body, with that beautiful chocolate.

I would be the first in line to buy the video. :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

Photo: 37 Tasty!8/3/22report

I love that dress, Brooke!

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I'm glad you posted all the photos. All I saw was the profile picture, now I know the rest of the story. Too bad there wasn't a video for sell. :love:

Photo: 40 New facial treatment?8/1/22report

Looks like Billie enjoyed himself. ;P :thumbsup:

Photo: 44 Dribbling chocolate onto Billie8/1/22report

I'll dance with you, Kate!

One of Kate's best scenes. You spar no mess, WildThang! Wow!
The first round of slimings, and Kate really takes it like a champ. I love the way she looks up and takes all that slime in the face. The first round of ycdtotv, with Moose and Lisa, they hardly ever got their faces messy. This was more like the later round of girls, who would look up.

And the pieings were fantastic, and you even gave her a later round of slimings.

Scene: Kate Is Slimed and Pied outside Prom--All or Nothing Day7/29/22report

Love that outfit! ;P :kiss:

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The Girl Next Door

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Love it! Love the "new Look." Ha! :) :kiss:

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Hi everyone. I kinda screwed up yesterday and published the last part of my latest blog, Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing, first. LOL! Sorry about that. So I have gone ahead and published the entire story, all three parts. I hope you like it. This was something different for me. I had a lot of fun writing this story. I hope my friend enjoys it, and I hope you do, too!

User: vols4everus7/26/22report

OH WOW! NOw that looks just plain FANTASTIC! It might not be mud, IT'S BETTER! LOL! :P ;P :thumbsup: :love:

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Hy everyone. I have just finished my latest blog. Although it is a messy one, this story is a little different than ones I've done in the past. A friend asked me to tell a tale based on some of her "dares" She likes to take messy dares. Anyway, she gave me a small list of dares and then said to feel free to use them, or even add ones of my own. And I have a very, very, active imagination. So, I hope you like my story. I broke it down into three parts and will publish the first part tonight.

User: vols4everus7/26/22report

Wow! That is a beautiful dress. I can see why it is your favorite. :) :love:

Photo: 1 My personal favorite, in my favorite dress7/24/22report

OH wow! How did you know I love orange? LOL! ;P :kiss: :love:

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Oh wow! I love that dress. I love your boobs. And I love that wonderful smile. LOL! But you should have gone under and gotten that hair wet! Ha! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:

I'll have to do something about that! LOL!

Photo: A little too see through, perhaps? 7/21/22report

OH WOW! I don't believe it, Hope! That is really chocolate pudding, right. My eyes are not deceiving me and think it is vanilla. LOL! Where has my Miss Vanilla gone? YOU LOOK AMAZING. What happened? Where did this change come from! I love it! :) :kiss: :love:

Photo: Not a clean spot anywhere!7/20/22report

OH and by the way, Great Boobs! :love:

Photo: Happy, sunny, poolside Sunday! 7/20/22report

I love the look. It puts a new meaning on the phrase wet t-shirt. Now if he would just pour a big 5-gallon bucket of mud or chocolate sauce over you, it would be perfect. LOL! :D :love:

Photo: Happy, sunny, poolside Sunday! 7/20/22report

That's the one. I loved that dress! :kiss:

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Thanks. I don't know how I missed this one. ;P :love:

Photo: Can't forget the toppings7/18/22report

I must agree with wetnylons. This is a great photo. But I still thnk wetnylons covered in Nutrella is better. LOL!

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I love this photo! Then again, I have always like women with big boobs in wet t-shirts. LOL! :thumbsup: :D

Photo: Happy, sunny, poolside Sunday! 7/18/22report

What scene is this from?

Photo: Can't forget the toppings7/18/22report

LOL! I just love it when you take chocolate all over your head. You are amazing! ;P :D

Photo: Can't forget the toppings7/17/22report

I can't wait until you and MrsBee get together again. This time you should wrestle in a ring filled with chocolate pudding! Ha! :) :love:

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I'd rather it was chocolate pudding, but I'll settle for pistachio pudding. Ha! You look great in green and blue.

Photo: Pistachio pudding is wonderful!7/16/22report

Nice, Hope. Very nice! And I love that dress.

Photo: Just relaxing after work for a bit7/15/22report

YES! :D Dunk a couple more times and then have the rest of the bucket poured over your head.. And I agree with Messytime_Man. I would so love to do the pouring. :thumbsup:

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I love those chocolate pies, Kate! Keep them coming. In fact I would love to see a video of you getting hit with nothing BUT chocolate pies. Perhaps about 100 of them. LOL! :D :kiss: :love:

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Wow, you are amazing, Kate! ;P :D :love:

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Did somebody get hit with a chocolate cream pie. Yum Yum. My favorite. LOL! :D :love:

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So you had to pour custard in your crotch. I once had to pie myself there. I was so happy I did not have to show a photo as some of these games do. Ha! I probably wouldn't be here now, if I had to.

Photo: Custard in underwear next...7/13/22report

OH, that look is priceless, Chloe. And I love that dress! :D :kiss:

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Now that is a loving husband. You are so lucky. LOL!

Photo: When Billie shared his hot potato loss with me...7/10/22report

REALLY!!! LOL! The calm before the storm. I can't wait to see the video. :D :love:

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I wish there was a gunge tank near you, too! HahaHa!

User: Jorden667/5/22report

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! Well, my friends, it is the 4th of July and I have just posted the 4th and final part of "A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" I hope you enjoy the final stanza of Brooke and Bobby's mud larking adventure. I know I did.

User: vols4everus7/4/22report

I love her look. Now if only that dirt was mixed with a lot of rain and became a sloppy quagmire. Then she had to slide face-first into home plate to score the winning run. That would be awesome. LOL. Of course it probably wouldn't do a lot for that dress. LOL! But I would love it.

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Well, folks, earlier today, I posted the third part of "A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" Brooke and Bobby are really getting hard core now. And oh, so muddy, too. LOL! Tomrrow, the 4th of July will bring about the climactic ending to this epic story. I hope you are enjoying reading the prose as much as I enjoyed writing it.

User: vols4everus7/3/22report

Hi everyone! I just posted the second part of "A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" I hope you like it. It starts getting really steamy now. LOL!

User: vols4everus7/2/22report

Wow. This was her best, ever! Great job.

Scene: The Wife's 50 Pie Barrage7/1/22report

"A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" is about, well, a Mud Fight! What more can I say! I hope you enjoy it. But Brooke, more than anything, I hope you do!

User: vols4everus7/1/22report

Wow! LOL! I didn't realize there was a 500-character limit on this. I finished my most recent blog. It is about a very special lady that has taken the UMD by storm. In just a few short months, she has turned us all on our heads with her muckiness and wit. I'm talking about Brooke Maddison. We've become friends in just a short time, and her words of encouragement have helped me in my writings. And Brooke I am so happy you found Chantelle. We all look forward to a summer of muddy fun.

User: vols4everus7/1/22report

Hi everyone. As we prepare for a super long weekend, in preparation for one of the most important days in the history of the United States of America, I want to wish good tidings to ALL my friends, not only in the USA but all over the world. The 4th of July is a very special day to us, but actually it should be to all people who value freedom. With the way this world has gone in just the last three years, but especially since January 20, 2021, we need something to lift our spirits.

User: vols4everus7/1/22report

I love that bathing suit! :) :loveeyes:

Photo: More sunshine please! 6/29/22report