Comments by vols4everus

You are such a tease, Chloe. LOL!

Photo: Ready to put it on8/4/22report

This was the best one, Chloe. Now picture this. You are completely covered, from top to bottom, every square inch of your body, with that beautiful chocolate.

I would be the first in line to buy the video. :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:

Photo: 37 Tasty!8/3/22report

I love that dress, Brooke!

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I'm glad you posted all the photos. All I saw was the profile picture, now I know the rest of the story. Too bad there wasn't a video for sell. :love:

Photo: 40 New facial treatment?8/1/22report

Looks like Billie enjoyed himself. ;P :thumbsup:

Photo: 44 Dribbling chocolate onto Billie8/1/22report

I'll dance with you, Kate!

One of Kate's best scenes. You spar no mess, WildThang! Wow!
The first round of slimings, and Kate really takes it like a champ. I love the way she looks up and takes all that slime in the face. The first round of ycdtotv, with Moose and Lisa, they hardly ever got their faces messy. This was more like the later round of girls, who would look up.

And the pieings were fantastic, and you even gave her a later round of slimings.

Scene: Kate Is Slimed and Pied outside Prom--All or Nothing Day7/29/22report

Love that outfit! ;P :kiss:

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The Girl Next Door

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Love it! Love the "new Look." Ha! :) :kiss:

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Hi everyone. I kinda screwed up yesterday and published the last part of my latest blog, Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing, first. LOL! Sorry about that. So I have gone ahead and published the entire story, all three parts. I hope you like it. This was something different for me. I had a lot of fun writing this story. I hope my friend enjoys it, and I hope you do, too!

User: vols4everus7/26/22report

OH WOW! NOw that looks just plain FANTASTIC! It might not be mud, IT'S BETTER! LOL! :P ;P :thumbsup: :love:

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Hy everyone. I have just finished my latest blog. Although it is a messy one, this story is a little different than ones I've done in the past. A friend asked me to tell a tale based on some of her "dares" She likes to take messy dares. Anyway, she gave me a small list of dares and then said to feel free to use them, or even add ones of my own. And I have a very, very, active imagination. So, I hope you like my story. I broke it down into three parts and will publish the first part tonight.

User: vols4everus7/26/22report

Wow! That is a beautiful dress. I can see why it is your favorite. :) :love:

Photo: 1 My personal favorite, in my favorite dress7/24/22report

OH wow! How did you know I love orange? LOL! ;P :kiss: :love:

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Oh wow! I love that dress. I love your boobs. And I love that wonderful smile. LOL! But you should have gone under and gotten that hair wet! Ha! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:

I'll have to do something about that! LOL!

Photo: A little too see through, perhaps? 7/21/22report

OH WOW! I don't believe it, Hope! That is really chocolate pudding, right. My eyes are not deceiving me and think it is vanilla. LOL! Where has my Miss Vanilla gone? YOU LOOK AMAZING. What happened? Where did this change come from! I love it! :) :kiss: :love:

Photo: Not a clean spot anywhere!7/20/22report

OH and by the way, Great Boobs! :love:

Photo: Happy, sunny, poolside Sunday! 7/20/22report

I love the look. It puts a new meaning on the phrase wet t-shirt. Now if he would just pour a big 5-gallon bucket of mud or chocolate sauce over you, it would be perfect. LOL! :D :love:

Photo: Happy, sunny, poolside Sunday! 7/20/22report

That's the one. I loved that dress! :kiss:

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Thanks. I don't know how I missed this one. ;P :love:

Photo: Can't forget the toppings7/18/22report

I must agree with wetnylons. This is a great photo. But I still thnk wetnylons covered in Nutrella is better. LOL!

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I love this photo! Then again, I have always like women with big boobs in wet t-shirts. LOL! :thumbsup: :D

Photo: Happy, sunny, poolside Sunday! 7/18/22report

What scene is this from?

Photo: Can't forget the toppings7/18/22report

LOL! I just love it when you take chocolate all over your head. You are amazing! ;P :D

Photo: Can't forget the toppings7/17/22report

I can't wait until you and MrsBee get together again. This time you should wrestle in a ring filled with chocolate pudding! Ha! :) :love:

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I'd rather it was chocolate pudding, but I'll settle for pistachio pudding. Ha! You look great in green and blue.

Photo: Pistachio pudding is wonderful!7/16/22report

Nice, Hope. Very nice! And I love that dress.

Photo: Just relaxing after work for a bit7/15/22report

YES! :D Dunk a couple more times and then have the rest of the bucket poured over your head.. And I agree with Messytime_Man. I would so love to do the pouring. :thumbsup:

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I love those chocolate pies, Kate! Keep them coming. In fact I would love to see a video of you getting hit with nothing BUT chocolate pies. Perhaps about 100 of them. LOL! :D :kiss: :love:

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Wow, you are amazing, Kate! ;P :D :love:

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Did somebody get hit with a chocolate cream pie. Yum Yum. My favorite. LOL! :D :love:

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So you had to pour custard in your crotch. I once had to pie myself there. I was so happy I did not have to show a photo as some of these games do. Ha! I probably wouldn't be here now, if I had to.

Photo: Custard in underwear next...7/13/22report

OH, that look is priceless, Chloe. And I love that dress! :D :kiss:

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Now that is a loving husband. You are so lucky. LOL!

Photo: When Billie shared his hot potato loss with me...7/10/22report

REALLY!!! LOL! The calm before the storm. I can't wait to see the video. :D :love:

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I wish there was a gunge tank near you, too! HahaHa!

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! Well, my friends, it is the 4th of July and I have just posted the 4th and final part of "A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" I hope you enjoy the final stanza of Brooke and Bobby's mud larking adventure. I know I did.

User: vols4everus7/4/22report

I love her look. Now if only that dirt was mixed with a lot of rain and became a sloppy quagmire. Then she had to slide face-first into home plate to score the winning run. That would be awesome. LOL. Of course it probably wouldn't do a lot for that dress. LOL! But I would love it.

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Well, folks, earlier today, I posted the third part of "A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" Brooke and Bobby are really getting hard core now. And oh, so muddy, too. LOL! Tomrrow, the 4th of July will bring about the climactic ending to this epic story. I hope you are enjoying reading the prose as much as I enjoyed writing it.

User: vols4everus7/3/22report

Hi everyone! I just posted the second part of "A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" I hope you like it. It starts getting really steamy now. LOL!

User: vols4everus7/2/22report

Wow. This was her best, ever! Great job.

Scene: The Wife's 50 Pie Barrage7/1/22report

"A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud!" is about, well, a Mud Fight! What more can I say! I hope you enjoy it. But Brooke, more than anything, I hope you do!

User: vols4everus7/1/22report

Wow! LOL! I didn't realize there was a 500-character limit on this. I finished my most recent blog. It is about a very special lady that has taken the UMD by storm. In just a few short months, she has turned us all on our heads with her muckiness and wit. I'm talking about Brooke Maddison. We've become friends in just a short time, and her words of encouragement have helped me in my writings. And Brooke I am so happy you found Chantelle. We all look forward to a summer of muddy fun.

User: vols4everus7/1/22report

Hi everyone. As we prepare for a super long weekend, in preparation for one of the most important days in the history of the United States of America, I want to wish good tidings to ALL my friends, not only in the USA but all over the world. The 4th of July is a very special day to us, but actually it should be to all people who value freedom. With the way this world has gone in just the last three years, but especially since January 20, 2021, we need something to lift our spirits.

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I love that bathing suit! :) :loveeyes:

Photo: More sunshine please! 6/29/22report

I don't know what all was in that bucket, but your wife looks amazing. Especially in that dress. Though I still love the green one the best. :love:

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I love that mud on you. I would love to see you get completely covered in that mud. :kiss: :love:

User: Your Wet Cat6/29/22report

WOW! Orange is my favorite color. How did you know. Yes. You are so right. There is nothing left to the imagination. Unless of course, you are like me and wonder what it, AND YOU would look like completely covered with chocolate. :D :kiss: :love:

Photo: Nothing to the imagination6/29/22report

No! I think you look GREAT! LOL! Of course, I do love chocolate. LOL! :D :kiss: :love:

Photo: RUINED6/24/22report

I love you in that chocolate pie. Chocolate is my favorite. And you look so nice in it. LOL!

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I love that bathing suit! :)

Photo: Fun in the sun from a more flattering angle6/22/22report

What was that stuff? Wow! :love:

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So you do get messy sometimes. LOL! I love the chocolate look. You should do it more often. And maybe write a blog about that. I would love to read it. :love:

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Wow! That is one great photograph, Brooke. I am so happy that you got a chance to play in that great east-side mud. I've always thought your mud was good, but you would look so much better in that creamy clay over on the east side of England. :D :kiss:

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I love that swimsuit, Chloe. And the woman in it is downright beautiful, too! :)

Photo: Fun in the sun from a more flattering angle6/16/22report

Well, my friends, if you have read the first three parts of "Tit for Tat: The Final Chapter: The Wedding" then you should be ready for the final stanza. And what a doozie it is. Fifty-one inches of chocolate on chocolate on chocolate cake. WOW! I hope you have as much fun reading it as Roberto and Ivanna do wearing it. LOL!

User: vols4everus6/16/22report

I love how you look in chocolate. You should do more. Say a 5-gallon bucket over your head. :D :love:

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Very nice, but . . . LOL! you should have done something first, to need a shower. Something like a barrage of chocolate cream pies to your pretty face or perhaps a 5-gallon bucket of Hershey's chocolate syrup over your head. Hehehe! Just saying! :D :kiss: :love:

Photo: My own little waterfall6/16/22report

Hi folks. I hope you have enjoyed the first two parts of "Tit for Tat: The Final Chapter: The Wedding" Now that the first half of our messy saga are behind Roberto and Ivanna, the really juicy parts are next. See our two lovebirds get really trashed in Part 3. I have just downloaded the third part just for your pleasure

User: vols4everus6/15/22report

Hi everyone. I hope you liked the first part of my final chapter in the "Tit for Tat" Tale. I have just downloaded the second stanza of this epic story. I hope you will enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

User: vols4everus6/14/22report

OH Wow! Here's to losing! HaHaHa! Thanks for sharing these lovely photos. I would love to see the video. Do you think you will ever sell it? :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:

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Hi. Fantastic photo. What type of chocolate was that? :) :thumbsup: :love:

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Hi everyone. I hope you are doing well. I have finally finished what you are all waiting for, the final chapter in the Tit for Tat saga of Roberto and Ivana. And in keeping with the theme, they go all in at their wedding reception. Come read, with me, the first part of "Tit for Tat: The Final Chapter: The Wedding". After taking their vowels, our favorite messy couple trash themselves and the Marquis at the end of their wedding reception. I do hope you enjoy reading their story.

User: vols4everus6/13/22report

Me too, MrsBee. Me too. LOL. I think that you, in your beautiful red dress and Kate, in that beautiful red dress, should wrestle in a a big mudpit or mudwrestling ring. Of course, that is just my opinion, but that's what i think. LOL! :kiss:

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Oh WOW! I love this one. Tell Kate she looks absolutely adorable in that red dress. And with that blue gunge, WOW! Of course, tell her, if I was there, I would have to wait until she cleaned her face off, and then HIT HER WITH A CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE! HA! :D :love:

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Now that would be something to see, Jayce and Brooke going all out. And both of you love the mud as much as you do getting gunged with all kinds of foods, so It would really be something to see. I've seen Mrs.Bee and Kate go at it. Now if we could only get the two of you together! Hmm! :D :love:

User: Jayce6/11/22report

She doesn't look very happy in that picture. Oh well, I AM! I love peanut butter and chocolate. :D :kiss:

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Look, up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a frog (a frog?)
Nope, it's just little old me, "Peanut Butter Cup, Kate!" :D

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Wow. I love it! You look amazing! :) :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:

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Now that is a great picture. And she most definitely loves what she is doing. ;P :love:

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HI everyone. I just posted the third and final part of "Mud on the Water." I hope you enjoy reading the story of a boy and a girl finding love in the mud. Whereas the first part was very tame, the ending to my story is hardcore. This was different for me as I am a very shy person. Talking about things like this, is something new for me, but I kind of liked it. I hope you do too!

User: vols4everus6/4/22report

Hi! For those of you who have checked out the first part of "Mud on the Water" I hope you liked it. Today, I am downloading the second segment of this cute little story about a boy and a girl who find love in the mud. The beginning was mostly PG/R rating with a little pizzaz at the end. Parts two and three are definitely more racy. LOL! That's a relatively loose term. As one friend pointed out, my first blogs were "tame" and not necessarily to her liking. I don't think anyone will thin this is

User: vols4everus6/3/22report

Hi everyone. It's been awhile, but I have now finished the first of four stories I have been working on. It's a little different than my previous ones. For one thing, this blog is about playing in the mud. I haven't done a mud story before, but I love playing in the mud, and especially if a special lady is involved.

IN this story, it is about a friend of mine who just so happens to like getting muddy as much as I do. So this three-part story is a dedication to her. I hope you like it.

User: vols4everus6/2/22report

Nice. Very nice! LOL! :love:

Photo: A little mess makes a weekend more fun, don't you6/2/22report

Ah what a great guy. Don't you just love your husband? He shares EVERYTHING with you. LOL! :D :kiss: :thumbsup:

Photo: When Billie shared his hot potato loss with me...6/2/22report

Now that looks like some pretty good mud. Powdered clay is better, but this is a GOOD start. Please tell me you went all the way under, Kate! LOL! :) :kiss: :love:

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I love it. Next time why don't you try the chocolate custard. And a LOT more. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:

Photo: 05 It's everywhere!5/27/22report

You have a wonderful ass. But I love your boobs better. What can I say, I am a boob man. LOL! I can't wait to see you start playing in mud. ;P :love:

Photo: 1 Which wins, boobs...5/27/22report

Needs more mud. Lots more mud. LOL! :D :love:

Photo: Hope you've enjoyed some Sunday Sunshine. I did ;5/26/22report

That is a really great picture of your friend, Kate. She looks awesome in it. :) :kiss: :love:

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That's good. Well, it is a good start! HaHaHa! :D

Have you gotten 20 questions, yet? :D

Photo: A bit for the messitval5/25/22report

Good aim! LOL! :D

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OH yeah. But he should have used more chocolate. Like say a 5-gallon bucket. LOL! :love:

Photo: Billie got me good on this one!5/23/22report

I agree, Forfun. The first pour, when the victim is completely clean and unsuspecting, is always my favorite, too! Can you visualize that image. See that look on her face as the big splat arrives. I love it. x-D :D :kiss: :love:

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And who ever said you weren't patriotic? Ha!
You have your red (tennis shoes), blue (all that wonderful gunge) and as for the white, I count 27 white dots on that step ladder to your left. HaHaHa!

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Thanks Mike. I have always said you have the best mud!

User: vols4everus5/20/22report

That is a great shot of Mrs. B doing what she does best. Say "hi" for me. And let her know that I can't wait until she dukes it out with Kate! x-D ;P :D

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Thanks, WildThang! I don't know if I mentioned it to you, but I really loved the molassas gunge. Give my regards to Kate and tell her to keep up the good work. LOL!