Something like this happened to me once. I was out on a lunch break and sat down on a bench that was freshly painted but didn't have a sign on it saying so. Thank goodness I have a change of suit in the office but it sure was embarrassing walking around the city with a painted, suited backside.
lol, and right before having to accept his Broker of the Year award, too. Man, all those hours of picking out the right suit and accessories, grooming, and pathetic self affirmations into your mirror ending like this? Stop making such a fool of yourself, Sir.
@soggyaz Agreed. Maybe tack on an extra $5.00. Perfect price to get some cake mix, mix it up with some water, and get a few pies to use on this piece of work.
@MessyBusiness You, @jjwam, and I should all sit as CEOs of our respective companies, each of us underneath their respective trucks unloading creamed corn all over us as our subordinates laugh at our complete humiliation in our bespoke suits, all for the good of a joint charity event, of course.
megapiesPhoto: CockySuit CLOBBERED with Creamed Corn12/26/22report
The Sunday pastor in his customary three-piece suit and sitting underneath a tree to pose for his holiday cards to mail to all of the patrons. I guess even the birds have had enough of him and collectively decided to go all over the cockily-dressed gentleman. One take only! I'm sure everyone would love to see this man taken down a few pegs to bring a little bit of joy to their holidays.
@jjwam: Agreed. As if I suit up to impress them. They should consider themselves lucky to be in the presence of someone so exquisitely dressed as you and I! It's always the jealous that want to see such suited gentlemen of stature get so degraded with pies, mud, custard, paint, water, etc. All we can do is bask in our sartorial perfection and hope upon hope that we don't get even a single drop of gunge on it.
Me on a gameshow after they've stated the gig is very casual (T-shirts, shorts, flip flops HIGHLY encouraged), but I insist on never wearing something so plebeian. I'm convinced that my answers are never wrong and get into an argument with the host on live TV, garnering boos from the audience. The host gives a sly smirk to the public, asks them what happens to such disagreeable guests. See the video for results. They've muted my mic as I yell, "I'll be sending you my dry-cleaning bill!"
Thank you for putting together a montage of your time as that suited game show host back in the 1990s or 2000s who always somehow got involved in the messy challenges or had his crew sabotage him in some way to end up looking like this for national television. Good memories.
FunintmudVideo: Clobbered by Pie Fanatic (slideshow)9/25/22report
"I should've never insulted that cook at this podunk "breakfast nook" by saying that his oatmeal was so watery that I bet he used it as bathwater! He just said, 'Bathwater, huh? Well, if you say so!' and dumped the entire pot on my Tom Ford suit! If you were there, you would've agreed The smell on that guy! Oh, wait. I think he heard me! Wait, did he just wheel out a cart of pies? He better not do what I think he's--!..." [SPLAT!] "Yup, even pies are bad--" [SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!!!!]
I actually did see a suited businessman on his smoke break during lunch today. How I wish he got his massive wide peaked lapels, pin contrast collar, massive-tie-knot gold necktie, and patent leather monkstraps coated just like this. Ironic that he was outside of a bakery, too.
I find it very fitting for a snob like yourself. You probably flaunted your white suit, thinking you look marvelous before karma decided to inflict some damage.
@jjwam: I did see that. I'm sure this (and other images of you getting slopped up in a suit and tie) will be added to your playlist of "things you were remembered by" when it's time for you to eventually step down from your role as executive director. You, and most importantly, the rest of us, is so very lucky that your suiting game is on point. I hope you have yet another "happy accident" in your next interview!
@jjwam: You're the owner of the company. Any mistake done by an employee of yours is your mistake. Own it and stand in that muddy pond like the best- and always-suited executive CEO everyone expects you to be.
hunchoPhoto: After the Water Balloon Deluge (See vids)7/24/22report
Love it
Love you, too
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@jjwam Every time you move and every time you shake your head in disapproval at a contestant trying your best, you get that expensive little suit ensemble of yours messier and messier.
Excellent idea to cool off. Next time, try the same idea but with a ton of balloons filled with custard/cream, finishing off with a bucket of custard dumped over that three-piece via rope pull.
There's always that one judge in the panel who's suited and booted to the nines, and out of all of the judges, he's the one that DESERVES to get pied/gunged/wet/muddied on live television.
The uptight school principal (Really? Who wears three-piece suits, contrast-collar dress shirts, and cufflinks as a principal for some rural, backwoods elementary school?) volunteers at the County fair. Little did he know what his students and staff had in store for him.