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@PieInstructorPM: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@PieInstructorPM: You laugh...THAT HAS HAPPENED!!!!! I was the LAUGHINGSTOCK of the Street Fair!!!...and had to RUN HOME all the way through BUSY DOWNTOWN (!!!) strangers POINTING AND LAUGHING AT ME!!! ME!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo Caption: 'Saint James' achieves enlightenment and full dairy baptism after mistaking 'Pie the Stooge' booth for a Vogue cover shoot. Paisley tie reportedly still screaming for its mother. (A/P Wire. Used with permission.)
#NiceSuitJames
They DM'd me: "James, baby, wear the Tom Ford, hand out giant check, Drones doing 360s around your perfect jawline, local news calling you 'Daddy Warbucks with a six-pack.'
I practiced the humble smirk in the mirror until my cheeks cramped (you know, the one that says I wipe with hundreds but my heart bleeds for the poors).
Now I'm a walking joke!
They knew I'd show up cock-first.
Now the crowd's chanting "NICE SUIT, JAMES!"
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#NiceSuitJames
They DM'd me: "James, baby, wear the Tom Ford, hand out giant check, Drones doing 360s around your perfect jawline, local news calling you 'Daddy Warbucks with a six-pack.'
I practiced the humble smirk in the mirror until my cheeks cramped (you know, the one that says I wipe with hundreds but my heart bleeds for the poors).
Now I'm a walking joke!
They knew I'd show up cock-first.
Now the crowd's chanting "NICE SUIT, JAMES!"
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@Lumberjack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack:
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT transforms my ass into a goddamn masterpiece! The side vents? Pure genius, splitting like theater curtains to frame this flawless, sculpted perfection.
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT hugs every curve, making lesser backsides weep in envy. Those vents flare just right, spotlighting my glutes like twin moons rising over mediocrity.
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT costs more than your soul, and it knows it, tailored to worship this ass alone. Bow before the vents that cradle my superiority!
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT proclaims: James reigns supreme, ass eternal!
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT transforms my ass into a goddamn masterpiece! The side vents? Pure genius, splitting like theater curtains to frame this flawless, sculpted perfection.
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT hugs every curve, making lesser backsides weep in envy. Those vents flare just right, spotlighting my glutes like twin moons rising over mediocrity.
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT costs more than your soul, and it knows it, tailored to worship this ass alone. Bow before the vents that cradle my superiority!
MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT proclaims: James reigns supreme, ass eternal!
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@Lumberjack: PEOPLE LIKED THIS COMMENT?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@PieInstrucotPM: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@PieSlimeluvr: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: UGH!!! This was the SUIT I'D HAVE WORN!!!! AND SHOES! AND CUFFLINKS!! AND AND AND!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: RUINED!! ALL RUINED!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
@Lumberjack: Can you not read...FOOL?!?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@soggyaz: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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@PieSlimeluvr: I AM A SOPHISTICATED GENTLEMAN!!! URBANE AND SAVVY!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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@PieSlimeluvr: At least the protagonist in that song deserved a soaking from cheating...I was just going to a cocktail party to SHOW THE REST OF MY FRIENDS MY NEW SUIT!! :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: Oh what do you know, fool?!?!!?!?!? :gettingmad: Wait...I am NOT SPLATTY ANYTHING!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke: Where's your sympathy?!?!?! :gettingmad: I had to go home and miss the whole party!!! AND I LOOKED SO HOT!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@huncho: You have excellent taste! :-)
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@gingergungeguy: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
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@Lumberjack: NO splatters!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@levifetish: :ohno: I'd be arrested for INDECENT EXPOSURE!!! :gettingmad:
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@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: and I hate that name!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :gettingmad:
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@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke: I DMEAND IT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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@Lokke: That's not funny at all! AND STOP LAUGHING AT ME!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lokke: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! If we allow that name to STICK, it will encourage others to PELT ME WITH FILTH too!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: I AM A CLASSY GENTLEMAN!!! :miserable: :miserable: AND I DESERVE A CLASSY NAME!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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@Lokke: It's all so SLIMEY!!!...and look where the bulk of it LANDED?!?!??! IT'S HUMILITATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke: That's not funny!!! :miserable: MY SUITS ARE ESQUISTIE!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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@Lokke: You absolutely DO NOT!!!...and NO SPLATTERS!!!!! and STOP GANGING UP ON ME!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: You're all just JEALOUS! :mad:
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@Lokke: Quit picking on me!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@soggyaz: Anyone who would laugh at my misfortune!
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@soggyaz: Not on me! Not wearing it you fool!
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@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@PieSlimekuvr: very funny....NOT!!!
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@Lumberjack: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!! :miffed: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke: CLASSY, EXQSIITE, $$$$, A GENTLEMAN IN HIS PRISTINE TUX!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: I WAS THE BEAU OF THE BALL!!! All the women (and gay men) wanted me and all of the men WANTED TO BE ME!!! ALL EYES WERE ON ME!!!! I did make the smallest complaint about the food...but I WAS PAYING A LOT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke: IT WAS A BRILLIANT SUIT!!!! EXPENSIVE AND CLASSY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: Just because your stuck in blue-collar, menial labor, don't take it out on your betters LIKE ME!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke and @Lumberjack: I think I actually prefer SplattyP :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: "Wetters" it decidedly IS NOT!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!! You're all just jealous!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...AND IT WASN'T A CHEAP SUIT!!!! And it was the same one RUINED WITH PIES later!!!!
https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/rapid-fire
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https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/rapid-fire
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@Lumberjack: IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!!! CLASSY!!! NOW IT'S RUINED!!! RUINED!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lokke: He reads comments here... enough in favor. and it might happen..I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!....AND STOP CALLING ME SPLATTYPANTS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack @ Lokke: I AM NOT POMPUSS!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: IT WAS A DESIGNER MICHAEL KORS SUIT!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!.EXPENSIVE!!!!!! REAL CLASSY!!!!!.Wait, I AM NOT SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lokke: I don't think I want him to have your so-called...."tips"!
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@Lokke: IT WASN'T MY CHOICE!!!! Online Dom ordered it! :miserable:
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@Lokke: :mad: It was sooo hot AND STICKY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: AND I SMELLED LIKE... :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...DISGUSTING!
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@Lokke: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: It made the local papers! Stupid fisherman's rag, fisherman, FISHERMAN!!! LAUGHING AT MY EXPENSE!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...and someone (YOU?) even gave them that RIDICULOUS NICKNAME you came up with for me!!!! :mad: The headline read SUITSTUD BECOMES SPLATTYPANTS!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
@Lokke: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
IT'S JUST JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
IT'S JUST JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
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@Lokke: You act like a child. How about growing up and being a gentleman, like me, Old Sport. You look like an idiot, a fool. Just sayin'. :miffed:
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@Lokke: NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lokke: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
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@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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PieSlimeLuvr:
"And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants."
YOU SET ME UP!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
"And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants."
YOU SET ME UP!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!
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Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it. :miffed:
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!
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Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it. :miffed:
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@PieSlimeluvr: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!
NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!
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@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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