Comments by Mr Fancy Suit

@Dms85L It was a Michael Kors...but it is RUINED!!!!!!!!
And I LOOKED so HOT-AS-FUCK in it TOO!!!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

BTW, how are your 9 punishments coming along?!?!?! :bahaha:

Photo: right in the crotch!!! 12/1/24report

@Dms85: I will have you know, Old Sport that my BACKGROUND is the cream of the crop, the top of the tops, the best schools, hobnobbing with the best and brightest a-listers...THIS IS WHY I AM SO SUCCESSFUL as an ALPHA-MALE SUIT STUD INFLUENCER!!!

P.S. The suit was DESIGNER!!! LIKE ALL OF MINE!!! And it's RUINED!!!!!

You're just JEALOUS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: right in the crotch!!! 12/1/24report

@alwayssuited2: I had to walk the downtown business district looking like this!!!!

Photo: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!12/1/24report

"I have heard! I have heard! I have heard!''
Shut up!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: all wet!12/1/24report

@alwayssuited2: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Photo: black friday12/1/24report

@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: black friday11/30/24report

@huncho: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Photo: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11/29/24report

@alwayssuited2: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: and Um...have you seen YOUR profile pic?!?! :miffed:

Photo: this is an OUTRAGE!11/28/24report

@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: this is an OUTRAGE!11/27/24report

@StoogeInTraining: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: this is an OUTRAGE!11/26/24report

@StoogeInTraining: You're hilarious...NOT!!!!!! (stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: winner winner spaghetti dinner11/24/24report

@Dms85: It was a parting shot from a jealous ex who caught me iin what was ABSOLUTELY an INNOCENT situation with another dude. :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Photo: morning oatmeal11/24/24report

@mlwis2000: I wish I hadn't been!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: morning oatmeal11/24/24report

@PetraTied: That's hilarious...NOT!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :splosh: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Photo: PLASTERED!11/23/24report

nice profile pic

User: 4m511/19/24report

@4m5: thank you...but...but...IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Photo: "promises broken engender consequences"11/19/24report

@Lumberjack: How very funny...NOT!!!!! STOP LAUGHING!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: taste the rainbow11/19/24report

@Lumberjack: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :splosh: :wahhh: DRIPPING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Photo: "promises broken engender consequences"11/19/24report

@Lumberjack: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: They were BENEATH ME, and I told them so, as was MY PRIVILEGE. :miffed:

Photo: "promises broken engender consequences"11/19/24report

Which came first: the chicken or the custard?

Photo11/19/24report

@soggyaz: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report

@Dms85: Sure, Jan. :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: x-D :bahaha: x-D

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report

@StoogeInTraining: The only thing I ever do is show up LOOKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report

@StoogeInTraining: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: I look like a ... a ... I don't wanna say!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 11/17/24report

nice!

Photo11/17/24report

@Lumberjack: HOW THE EFF COULD IT BE MY FAULT?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report

@Dms85: I am NOT here to be THE BUTT of YOUR JOKES!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report

@mlwis2000: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report

@mlwis2000: You too, Old Sport?!?!?! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report

@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: PLASTERED!11/16/24report

LOVE this

Photo: Папы про11/16/24report

alwayssuited2: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. :miffed:...AND WHO ARE YOU TO TALK?!?!? LOOK AT YOU!?!?! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

Photo: PLASTERED!11/16/24report

:miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: PLASTERED!11/15/24report

@Lumberjack: IT!?!?!?!? :gettingmad: IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: I AM HUMAN!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: PLASTERED!11/15/24report

@mlwis2000: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: The suit was an olive db favorite of mine! And the tie was a striped combo of olives and oranges...gorgeous... :splosh:........ :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: PLASTERED!11/15/24report

@Dms85: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Jimmy the Spat Strikes Again11/13/24report

@Lumberjack: HUMILIATED :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Gunged at the Disco (warning: Flashing Lights)11/10/24report

@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Jimmy the Spat Strikes Again11/10/24report

hahahaha love it

Photo11/9/24report

@mlwis2000: WTF for?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: FOR LOOKING BETTER THAN THE REST OF YOU?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: JEALOUS?!?!?! :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Honky-tonk11/5/24report

@Soakedbusinessuit: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Honky-tonk11/4/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Photo: after10/31/24report

@Lumberjack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Honky-tonk10/29/24report

@soggyaz: Cretin. :miffed:

Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/24/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/23/24report

@MIU2: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/22/24report

@messyrob17: That happened to me once from a driver like you! Went thru muddy construction runoff and drenched me in a thin coat of brown sludge!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Splash10/19/24report

@Wet-stuff2m: They're just jealous of our sartorial splendor!!! :miserable:

Video: Splash10/19/24report

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Video: Armani Suit--Oct 202410/18/24report

@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Disco Bucket10/18/24report

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm ALL WET!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Splash10/18/24report

@Dms85: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Disco Bucket10/15/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/8/24report

@Dms85: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: No Smoking10/7/24report

@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: No Smoking10/7/24report

@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad:

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report

@Dms85: They are floral print silk briefs!!! And they are ruined!! And I HAVE A WEDGIE!! AND IT'S ALL SO GROSS AND ... NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report

@Dms85: It's MY BEST SUIT!!!!

Photo: no smoking!10/7/24report

@Dms85: My beautiful suit...................SOGGY SWAMPY MESS!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :wahhh: :miserable:

Video: No More Kings... Happy July 4th, I Guess (whimpers)10/6/24report

@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Narsitious?10/5/24report

:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Dms85: BUT BUT BUT!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:I WAS THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Dms85: All of my guests POINTED AND LAUGHED!!!!! :miserable:...at ME...ME!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Dms85: I AM A GLORIOUS MAN!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAN OF THE HOUR!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! ON MY BIRTHDAY NO LESS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Lumberjack: So. Very. Glad...NOT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/3/24report

@soggyaz: I WAS SET UP!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/3/24report

@Lumberjack ............................................................................................................long! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: pushed in!9/29/24report

@mlwis2000: :gettingmad: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Video: Game Over9/29/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I WAS PUSHED!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: pushed in!9/29/24report

@Lumberjack:

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/splat-and-cry

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 9/28/24report

@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report

@Lumberjack: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

@Dms85: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!! :mad:

Video: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report

@Dms85: hardy har har!!1 hilarious!!!...NOT!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

@Dms85: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!! :miserable:I AM AN EXQUISITE, CLASSY, GENTLEMAN!!! I AM! I AM!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

@morepies_2: NO MORE!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Video: The Pies Have It9/28/24report

@soggyaz: MY SUIT!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: The Pies Have It9/28/24report

@dMS85: NO! NO! NO! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Photo: I scoff at your old, cold pasta9/28/24report

brilliant!

Photo9/28/24report

@Lumberjack: (stomps feet)...SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: before...and after!9/27/24report

@Dms85: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/smooth-jazz

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

I was always disappointed it wasn't Clark Kent who got it.

Photo9/22/24report

@Dms85: Jealous much?!?!? Of my suited studliness?!?!? 8-) You may now throw roses at my feet! :halo:

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

@preppymess42: Yes, yes it is. GOOD TASTE! 8-)

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

Um, I think you meant "your" Dude! It's just a fact: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS ALPHA MALE SUIT STUD!!! I AM!!!!!

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@Dms85: I AM THE VICTIM HERE!!! COMPLETELY UNDESERVED...JUST BECAUSE I LOOK BETTER THAN THE REST OF YOU SCHLUBS!!!! I WEAR WHITE IMPECCABLY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@Dms85: My FANCY, PRISTINE, EXPENSIVE, DESIGNER TROUSERS!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@Dms85: THAT'S NOT FAIR PIEING A GUY DOWN THERE!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@tunasanwich: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo: I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!9/7/24report

@tunasandwich: What are you laughing at?!?!? :mad:

Photo: Just for uttering, "You. Wouldn't. Dare." 9/7/24report

@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: hit!9/7/24report

@tunasandwichL :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: stuck9/7/24report

:thumbsup: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

Photo9/7/24report

@Dms85: Also, damn my basket looks FINE here! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D

and also...SHUT UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: pristine9/7/24report

@Dms85: It is a) designer and 2) 100% of the FNEST HAND-SEWN SILK!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:... and don't give THESE RUFFIANS ANY IDEAS!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: pristine9/7/24report

@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report

@jdredvegas: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/7/24report

@suitmess :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/7/24report

@Dms85: MY TUX IS RUINED!!! :wahhh: AND I LOOK LIKE A FOOL!! WHERE'S YOUR EMPATHY, MAN!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report

@soggyaz: Absolutely NOT desevred!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Ready for His Closeup (pie 2)9/6/24report