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@morepies_2: NO MORE!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: The Pies Have It9/28/24report
@soggyaz: MY SUIT!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: The Pies Have It9/28/24report
@dMS85: NO! NO! NO! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
Photo: I scoff at your old, cold pasta9/28/24report
brilliant!
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Photo9/28/24report
@Lumberjack: (stomps feet)...SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: before...and after!9/27/24report
@Dms85: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/smooth-jazz
Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
I was always disappointed it wasn't Clark Kent who got it.
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Photo9/22/24report
@Dms85: Jealous much?!?!? Of my suited studliness?!?!? 8-) You may now throw roses at my feet! :halo:
Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
@preppymess42: Yes, yes it is. GOOD TASTE! 8-)
Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
Um, I think you meant "your" Dude! It's just a fact: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS ALPHA MALE SUIT STUD!!! I AM!!!!!
Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
@Gungybri: DITTO!!!! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/8/24report
@Dms85: I AM THE VICTIM HERE!!! COMPLETELY UNDESERVED...JUST BECAUSE I LOOK BETTER THAN THE REST OF YOU SCHLUBS!!!! I WEAR WHITE IMPECCABLY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
@Dms85: My FANCY, PRISTINE, EXPENSIVE, DESIGNER TROUSERS!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
@Dms85: THAT'S NOT FAIR PIEING A GUY DOWN THERE!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report
@tunasanwich: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Photo: I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!9/7/24report
@tunasandwich: What are you laughing at?!?!? :mad:
Photo: Just for uttering, "You. Wouldn't. Dare." 9/7/24report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: hit!9/7/24report
@tunasandwichL :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: stuck9/7/24report
:thumbsup: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo9/7/24report
@Dms85: Also, damn my basket looks FINE here! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D

and also...SHUT UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: pristine9/7/24report
@Dms85: It is a) designer and 2) 100% of the FNEST HAND-SEWN SILK!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:... and don't give THESE RUFFIANS ANY IDEAS!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Photo: pristine9/7/24report
@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report
@jdredvegas: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/7/24report
@suitmess :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/7/24report
@Dms85: MY TUX IS RUINED!!! :wahhh: AND I LOOK LIKE A FOOL!! WHERE'S YOUR EMPATHY, MAN!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report
@soggyaz: Absolutely NOT desevred!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Ready for His Closeup (pie 2)9/6/24report
@Lumberjack: Laugh it up now, Flannel Boy...you'll pay...YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report
@Lumberjack: !!!!!!! WHEN WILL IT EVER BE ENOUGH!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: I'M COMPLETELY COVERED IN PIE AND MOLASSES...LOOK AT MY SUIT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: OH THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU CAN'T SEE ANY OF IT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report
@Dms85: It's not being "cocky" or whatever :miffed:, when one looks as well put-together, as sartorial splendid as I do, Old Sport. You wouldn't understand. ;-)
Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report
@soggyaz: Nobody wants to see me looking like THAT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/4/24report
@mlwis2000: Just keep the fruit-pelting from happening, Old Sport. That's all I ask.
Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/4/24report
@mlwis2000: I heard about that ridiculous attraction for homecoming...I'll give them a half hour and not a minute more...There now be a good underling and go set that up, Old Sport. And make sure they know their contraption had better not interfere with the line of my suit. I plan on dressing to impress.
Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
@mlvis2000: ONE PHONE CALL WILL KILL THAT STORY...IF THEY EVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER CHECK AGAIN!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
@mlwis2000: :blush: :blush: :blush:
Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
@mlvis2000: !!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: You wouldn't dare!!!
Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report
@mlwis: It simply isn't done, Old Sport!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:!!!!!!
Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/3/24report
@preppymess42: It. Did. NOT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/3/24report
@soggyaz "he" empahtically DOES NOT!
Photo: WHY ME?!?!? WHY ALWAYS ME?!?!9/2/24report
@Messyboi319: UNGRATEFUL BRATS IS RIGHT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
@morepies_2: NO!
Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/2/24report
@alwayssuited2: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miffed:!!!
Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
@egon...IT'S HUMILIATING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
@soggyaz: I am NOT YOUR SWEET ANYTHING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...RUINED!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Not Molasses TOO?!?!?!?9/2/24report
@soggyaz: THIS WAS ONCE A WHITE SUIT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/2/24report
@soggyaz: very funny..........................NOT!!!! THIS WAS A DESIGNER SUIT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: HELP ME OUT YOU IDIOTS!!!9/2/24report
@Lumberjack:: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%^*#$&^*/*%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Splat! A Quick-Hit Medley9/2/24report
@hoveactually: IT'S A MESS!!! I'M A MESS!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report
Great!
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Photo9/2/24report
@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/2/24report
@Lumberjack: A) very funny...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: and 2) Don't vie anyone any more ideas!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report
@Lumberjack: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:...speaking of DUNCES THOUGH, what do you mean exacty byt "t9", Old Sport?!?!? :thumbsup: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Video: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/1/24report
@Slaps: That's just hilarious...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report
@morepies2: IT WAS LIKE AN OIL SLICK FOR MY HARD-SOLED SPATS!!! :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable:
Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/1/24report
@preppymess42: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: noooooooo!9/1/24report
@alwayssuited2: THAT'S NOT HELPING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: HELP ME OUT YOU IDIOTS!!!9/1/24report
alwayssuited2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: Cocky Suit Gets a Pie9/1/24report
@hoveactually: I AM NOT HERE TO BE THE BUTT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE JOKE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report
@Lumberjack: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report
@Slaps: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report
@GUNGEEXEC: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: I am a handsome and glorious man!8/31/24report
@PetraTied: I don't think you have my best interests at heart!!!! :miserable:
Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report
@Slaps: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report
@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: EFF YOU!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report
@Lumberjack: I thought I was getting revenge!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Exquisitely Appointed8/31/24report
@hoveactually: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Batter Reaction8/31/24report
@hoveactually: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: BUT I AM THE HERO!!!!
Video: Batter Reaction8/31/24report
@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:UGH!!!! YOU'RE SEEING IT NOW!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Set UP!8/25/24report
@Lumberjack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! :gettingmad:
MY NICE, EXPENSIVE FANCY SUIT TROUSERS RUINED !!! :mad: RUINED!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
Video: Set UP!8/25/24report
@Lumberjack: I AM CLEVER AND SOPHISTICATED!! LOOK AT THAT SMART SUIT!!!! :miffed:
Video: Narsitious?8/25/24report
@soggyaz: :mad:
Video: A Little Water in the Lap... and a Big Tantrum After8/13/24report
@Lumberjack: IN YOUR DREAMS, LUJACK!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Video: A Little Water in the Lap... and a Big Tantrum After8/11/24report
@Dms85: In the first I was ordered to self-gunge by a Dom for my alleged "vanity"...whatever?!?!?!

In the 2nd I was SET UP!!! Was supposed to be sitting for an official portrait ...aholes!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

AND NEITHER IS FUNNY!!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: Karma, a Diptych8/5/24report
@soggyaz: Very funny... NOT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Video: Karma, a Diptych8/5/24report
@PCE: IT'S NT FUNNY!! THEY'RE STUCK!!!
Video: Hoisted on His Own Petard8/4/24report
@PCE: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Video: Karma, a Diptych8/4/24report
@PCE: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Lather. Rinse. Lament.7/26/24report
@PCE: SAYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!
Video: Lather. Rinse. Lament.7/26/24report
@soggyaz: very funny...NOT!!!!!!!! :gettingmad:
Video: Jimmy the Splat7/26/24report
@ClassyCasual: It's an OUTRAGE!!!!!!!! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Jimmy the Splat7/25/24report
@PCE:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video: Jimmy the Splat7/24/24report
PCE: It's JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!JAMES YOU IMBECILE YOU FOOL!!!!!
Video: Jimmy the Splat7/24/24report
@Dms85: And I looked so good before!!! SO POSH!!!!! :miserable: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: Encore! Author!7/24/24report
@PCE: THOSE COUNT AS WORDS!!!!...AND YOU TAKE THAT EMOJI BACK!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Encore! Author!7/24/24report
@soggyaz: :wahhh:
Video: Why?7/24/24report
oh but you do! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: I don't deserve this 7/23/24report
@dMS85: HEY!!!!!!! :miserable: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Why?7/23/24report
@PCE: I don't think I AM better than everyone else...I KNOW IT!!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Video: Why?7/23/24report
@PCE (shakes fist) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: I'LL Remember This Treachery!7/19/24report
@soggyaz: :blush:
Photo7/19/24report
soggyaz: But I looked so posh! So smart!
Video: Forced to Self-Soak7/15/24report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: I'M A MESS!!!!!
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/15/24report
@mengunge: BUT I LOOKED SO GOOD!!!
Video: Forced to Self-Soak7/15/24report
Uh oh
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Photo: How to ruin a white suit.7/14/24report
@magicwam35: It's an OUTRAGE! I am an important executive! It is imperative that I look smart always!!!
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/14/24report
@magicwam35: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/14/24report
@PCE: I'ts HUMILIATING!!!!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
Video: Misplaced: Popsicles, and Dignity7/14/24report
@magicwam35: Here is the video
https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/death-of-a-dinner-jacket-not-funny

and here is the story of how/why it happened!!!!!


https://umd.net/stories/i/pompous-windbag-gets-a-saucy-surprise/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fcockysuit%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F

:gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :splosh: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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Photo: Winner Winner, Spaghetti Dinner DELUGE!!7/12/24report
PCE :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Stop Laughing AT ME! Now!7/7/24report
@PCE: YOU CAN'T READ?!?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Video: Stop Laughing AT ME! Now!7/7/24report
It's not funny! Shut up!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
Video: Ready for His Closeup7/6/24report
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