Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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Scene: Explorer's Morning Muddy Plunge1/28/24report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: before and after1/27/24report
@PCE: It's NOT funny!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Squish1/25/24report
@PCE: They wind themselves up in jealousy, bitter bitches!
Video: Bowl 21/25/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!
Video: Jealous Bitches! Bitter Old Biddies! (lost Bet Part 2)1/25/24report
@wetboxer: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo1/23/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*^%$#!(*&^%!#!!!^%#! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
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Video: Pride Cometh before the Fall (Part 1)1/21/24report
@PCE: MY SUIT!! I wore it ALL OF ONE TIME after back from cleaners!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!!
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Video: Pride Cometh before the Fall (Part 1)1/21/24report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Waiter spill..."YOU IMBECILE!"1/14/24report
@soggyaz: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:!!!!!
Video: Not Again! IT'S Not Funny!1/12/24report
@alwayssuited2: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: RUINED!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: IT'S TOO MUCH!!! WON'T COME OFF!1/12/24report
@alwayssuited2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Just because I'm always dressed better than they are???!?! Is it my fault there all SCHLUBS?!?!? :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/12/24report
@PCE: YOU WOULDN'T!!!! :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Video: Tantrum 0315231/12/24report
@PCE: :mad: https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit-aka-james-j/section/videos/video/tantrum-031523
Video: Not Again! IT'S Not Funny!1/12/24report
@PCE: You would!!!! :gettingmad:
Video: Who Put That There?1/12/24report
@PCE: (stomps feet, flails arms)
THEY AREN'T TANTRUMS!!! SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Not Again! IT'S Not Funny!1/12/24report
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Photo1/12/24report
@PCE: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I DEMAND IT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :miserable:
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Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/11/24report
@hoveactually: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/11/24report
@PCE: :miserable:... :miserable:... :miserable:... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: Creamed, Wet, and Bucketed1/11/24report
@PCE: It was the very last thing they did at the holiday party!!! They called me up and said they had a special honor for me!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:...and SHUT UP!!! :gettingmad:
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Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/11/24report
@tunasandwich: Yes, I know. I myself can't stop looking at it ...it's HOT!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo: Christmas Night1/8/24report
@PCE How very "Punny" :gettingmad:
Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!UGH!!!!!!!! :mad:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 1/7/24report
@PCE: They are not "tantrums" as you allege. They are reactions appropriate and proportionate to the outrages I suffer at the hands of my lessers. :miffed:
Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@PCE: MY SUIT!!!!! IT WAS PRISTINE!! IMPECCABLE! NOW I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!!! AGAIN...WHY?!?!? :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 1/7/24report
@PCE: You may kiss it at any time. :gettingmad:
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Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@skibutt: It's all DRIPPY! I'M all drippy!!! :miserable: :wahhh:
Photo: the INDINGITY!!!!1/5/24report
@PCE: How. Very. Droll....NOT!
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Photo: the INDINGITY!!!!1/5/24report
@soggyaz: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Photo: the INDINGITY!!!!1/5/24report
@suitsandpies: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit1/1/24report
@tunasandwich: hilarious...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: "Volunteer" they said...UGH!!!1/1/24report
@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: HUMILIATED!!1/1/24report
@soggyaz: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! :mad:
Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@Bo Shorts: I could really use that WHITE TUXEDO ruined by spaghetti!!! :gettingmad: ...TONITE!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:. Here's to a MORE DIGNIFIED 2024!!! :miffed:
Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
(stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
@PCE
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Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@PCE: IT'S NOT FUNYN! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: I DEMAND YOU STOP LAUGHING!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
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Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!! HEAR THIS: I WILL GET REVENGE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: OPPOSITE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Not on Christmas!12/26/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Nogged12/20/23report
@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: Nogged12/18/23report
@huncho: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: Waiter spill..."YOU IMBECILE!"12/18/23report
All I did was a) be best-dressed AS ALWAYS and b) ever so slightly complain about the egg nog ... ... ... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Nogged12/18/23report
@soggyaz: :gettingmad: It's not vanity when you look as good as I do!
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Video: Selfie12/11/23report
@PCE: !!!!!!! :mad:!!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! :gettingmad:...and the bill FOR A NEW SUIT!!!!!!!!!&*%$#@%^#@!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Selfie12/10/23report
I@PCE :miffed:
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Video: Splat and Cry10/7/23report
@PCE: Mother F___R! I'll sue YOUR ASS!!! :mad:
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Video: Splat and Cry10/6/23report
"Nice cufflinks, Old Sport!"
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF This pie was a pure frosting9/22/23report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!
Photo: Winner Winner, Spaghetti Dinner UGH!9/11/23report
@soggyaz: !!!!!!%&^$#@!$%*(!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@PCE: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: :mad: :mad:
https://umd.net/profile/i/jjwam/section/videos/video/lamentations
Video: Batter Reaction9/3/23report
@PCE: !!!! :gettingmad:!!!! Kind of hard to take you seriously, Old Sport, when you just gave me a virtual WAM here...your sarcasm = not appreciated! :miffed:
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Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@Bo Shorts: STOP LAUGHING!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I look like an IDIOT!!! A JACKASS!!...This is an OUTRAGE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@Slaps: THE WORST!!!!!! UGH!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@soggaz: That's more than enough! I look like a jerk! An ass!!! :miserable: :miserable: :mad:
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Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@megapies: !%#&$#!% :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
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Video: Relentless!9/2/23report
@megapies: !!!!!!! They SUCKED!!! Made my humil worse!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Relentless!9/2/23report
:-D :-D :-D :-D
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Video: Oh My Poor Suit8/23/23report
:wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo8/18/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo: Cigar Boss in Suit Trashed8/15/23report
@robertdeville92: Thank you! :-)
Photo: before (Gangster-Chic) and after (RUINED!!!)8/15/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh:
Photo8/12/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: I DID!!! :mad:
Photo8/12/23report
:mad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad:
Video: No Smoking8/9/23report
@soggyaz: Not a thing about the hot man under it!! hmmmf! :mad:
Photo: what is it about a bucket on the head that adds to8/8/23report
@Bo Shorts: YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: pushed in pool for being best-dressed!8/8/23report
@soggyas: I looked so good before!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: He Had It Coming8/8/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: egged and wedgied! 8/5/23report
@soggyaz: I LOOK LIKE AN ASS!! :mad:
Photo: egged and wedgied! 8/5/23report
@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I AM HANDSOME AND HAVE GREAT PASTE! :mad:
Photo: Egged, Syruped, and Dunced!8/4/23report
@Bo Shorts: It's embarrassing! :blush:
Photo: After the Storm8/4/23report
@Bo Shorts: I AM NOT A STOOGE!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I AM A HANDSOME GENTLEMAN!!! WITH EXQUISITE TASTE!!
Photo: Egged, Syruped, and Dunced!8/4/23report
@Bo Short: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
Photo: egged and wedgied! 8/4/23report
@soggyaz: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!! :miffed:
Video: Who Put That There?7/22/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo7/22/23report
Fill 'er up, LEADED!
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Photo7/22/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: Hilarious...NOT!!! :gettingmad:
Photo: Taken into Custardy!!7/22/23report
@soggyaz: YOU WOULDN'T DARE! :mad:
Photo: Taken into Custardy!!7/22/23report
:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!
Photo: Taken into Custardy!!7/21/23report
@Bo ShortS: :mad: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Video: Who Put That There?7/21/23report
@mikeyp: :miserable: :miserable:... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!!! Still wedgied when wet too!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!
Video: Wedgied and Wet7/4/23report
HAHAHAHAH! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: Caramel Cream Pie 26/26/23report
LOVE how at the end the intern is made to wear the boss' jacket on his head...after he gunged it! JUST DESSERTS, as they say. :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 26/18/23report
STILL LOVING THIS! HAHAHAHAH...when the intern gets egged...PERFECT COMEUPPANCE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 16/18/23report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:..... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!
Video: Wedgied and Wet5/30/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: THIS IS BAD ENOUGH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: MY SUIT!!!5/28/23report
@2late: EXACTLY! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: Recurring Nightmare... Oh Shit! It Really Happened?!?!5/19/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: NO!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!
Video: Recurring Nightmare... Oh Shit! It Really Happened?!?!5/19/23report
EXCELLENT!!!! :D :D :D :D :D....HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :love: :love:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 15/16/23report
@robertdeville92: BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :mad:
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Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/10/23report
x-D x-D x-D x-D x-D :love: :love: :-P :-P x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo5/8/23report
soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/8/23report
@soggyaz: About right?!?!? :gettingmad:
It's an OUTRAGE! :mad:!
I look like A LAUGHINGSTOCK!
A JACKASS!! :mad:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :miserable:!
Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/7/23report
@berndsuit: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!!!
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Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/7/23report
@Curiouspaints: It's HORRIBLE!!! :mad:
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Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/7/23report
oh hello! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo4/29/23report
@MessyBusiness: Excellent! I'm sure I will come out on top! :D :D :D
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Photo: Catching Up on Investment Strategies4/15/23report
@piggishfootman: It's humiliating!! :gettingmad:
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Video: Flushed!4/15/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
@Funintmud: Right?!?! :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Humiliated by Master M.4/3/23report
BITTER, JEALOUS QUEENS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!
THIS IS YOUR DOING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!
Photo: WORST BIRTHDAY WEEK EVER!!!3/28/23report
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