Comments by CockySuit

@hoveactually: IT'S A MESS!!! I'M A MESS!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report

Great!

Photo9/2/24report

@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/2/24report

@Lumberjack: A) very funny...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: and 2) Don't vie anyone any more ideas!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report

@Lumberjack: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:...speaking of DUNCES THOUGH, what do you mean exacty byt "t9", Old Sport?!?!? :thumbsup: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

Video: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/1/24report

@Slaps: That's just hilarious...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report

@morepies2: IT WAS LIKE AN OIL SLICK FOR MY HARD-SOLED SPATS!!! :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/1/24report

@preppymess42: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: noooooooo!9/1/24report

@alwayssuited2: THAT'S NOT HELPING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: HELP ME OUT YOU IDIOTS!!!9/1/24report

alwayssuited2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: Cocky Suit Gets a Pie9/1/24report

@hoveactually: I AM NOT HERE TO BE THE BUTT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE JOKE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report

@Slaps: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report

@GUNGEEXEC: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: I am a handsome and glorious man!8/31/24report

@PetraTied: I don't think you have my best interests at heart!!!! :miserable:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Slaps: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: EFF YOU!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: I thought I was getting revenge!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Exquisitely Appointed8/31/24report

@hoveactually: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Batter Reaction8/31/24report

@hoveactually: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: BUT I AM THE HERO!!!!

Video: Batter Reaction8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:UGH!!!! YOU'RE SEEING IT NOW!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Set UP!8/25/24report

@Lumberjack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! :gettingmad:
MY NICE, EXPENSIVE FANCY SUIT TROUSERS RUINED !!! :mad: RUINED!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!

Video: Set UP!8/25/24report

@Lumberjack: I AM CLEVER AND SOPHISTICATED!! LOOK AT THAT SMART SUIT!!!! :miffed:

Video: Narsitious?8/25/24report

@soggyaz: :mad:

Video: A Little Water in the Lap... and a Big Tantrum After8/13/24report

@Lumberjack: IN YOUR DREAMS, LUJACK!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Video: A Little Water in the Lap... and a Big Tantrum After8/11/24report

@Dms85: In the first I was ordered to self-gunge by a Dom for my alleged "vanity"...whatever?!?!?!

In the 2nd I was SET UP!!! Was supposed to be sitting for an official portrait ...aholes!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

AND NEITHER IS FUNNY!!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Video: Karma, a Diptych8/5/24report

@soggyaz: Very funny... NOT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Karma, a Diptych8/5/24report

@PCE: IT'S NT FUNNY!! THEY'RE STUCK!!!

Video: Hoisted on His Own Petard8/4/24report

@PCE: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Karma, a Diptych8/4/24report

@PCE: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Lather. Rinse. Lament.7/26/24report

@PCE: SAYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!

Video: Lather. Rinse. Lament.7/26/24report

@soggyaz: very funny...NOT!!!!!!!! :gettingmad:

Video: Jimmy the Splat7/26/24report

@ClassyCasual: It's an OUTRAGE!!!!!!!! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Jimmy the Splat7/25/24report

@PCE:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Video: Jimmy the Splat7/24/24report

PCE: It's JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!JAMES YOU IMBECILE YOU FOOL!!!!!

Video: Jimmy the Splat7/24/24report

@Dms85: And I looked so good before!!! SO POSH!!!!! :miserable: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Video: Encore! Author!7/24/24report

@PCE: THOSE COUNT AS WORDS!!!!...AND YOU TAKE THAT EMOJI BACK!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Encore! Author!7/24/24report

@soggyaz: :wahhh:

Video: Why?7/24/24report

@dMS85: HEY!!!!!!! :miserable: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Why?7/23/24report

@PCE: I don't think I AM better than everyone else...I KNOW IT!!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Video: Why?7/23/24report

@PCE (shakes fist) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: I'LL Remember This Treachery!7/19/24report

@soggyaz: :blush:

Photo7/19/24report

soggyaz: But I looked so posh! So smart!

Video: Forced to Self-Soak7/15/24report

@Soakedbusinesssuit: I'M A MESS!!!!!

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/15/24report

@mengunge: BUT I LOOKED SO GOOD!!!

Video: Forced to Self-Soak7/15/24report

Uh oh

Photo: How to ruin a white suit.7/14/24report

@magicwam35: It's an OUTRAGE! I am an important executive! It is imperative that I look smart always!!!

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/14/24report

@magicwam35: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/14/24report

@PCE: I'ts HUMILIATING!!!!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Video: Misplaced: Popsicles, and Dignity7/14/24report

@magicwam35: Here is the video
https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/death-of-a-dinner-jacket-not-funny

and here is the story of how/why it happened!!!!!

https://umd.net/stories/i/pompous-windbag-gets-a-saucy-surprise/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fcockysuit%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F

:gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :splosh: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo: Winner Winner, Spaghetti Dinner DELUGE!!7/12/24report

PCE :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Stop Laughing AT ME! Now!7/7/24report

@PCE: YOU CAN'T READ?!?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Stop Laughing AT ME! Now!7/7/24report

It's not funny! Shut up!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Ready for His Closeup7/6/24report

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: No More Kings... Happy July 4th, I Guess (whimpers)7/5/24report

@soggyaz: The stench was BAD ENOUGH!!! Obliterated my DESIGNER COLOGNE!!!

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/18/24report

@PCE: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/17/24report

@PCE, @alwayssuited2, @soggyaz: I'M COVERED IN POND SCUM!!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/17/24report

@alwayssuited2: And I had to endure taunts on the walk back to the car park from rednecks...ME!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/16/24report

@soggyaz: IT'S HORRIBLE...MY SUIT IS RUINED!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/15/24report

@PCE: I don't want to talk about it!!! Stupid redneck hicks in their ripped jeans...making fun of ME...ME!!!!! :mad:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/14/24report

@PCE: I had to walk back to the car-park like this on this god-forsaken rural road, with trucks, utility and off-road vehicles barreling by kicking up dust as their drivers yelled the foulest things out the window at me! ME!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/14/24report

@WetMess61: IT'S NOT FUN...NOR FUNNY!!!!! I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photo: Just for uttering, "You. Wouldn't. Dare." 6/11/24report

@alwayssuited2: I think it might have been a mistake to even ever so softly mutter "You. Wouldn't. Dare." :miserable:

Photo: mid push6/11/24report

@soggyaz: I shall ignore your more course insults! Because I am a GENTLEMAN!!!...I did NOT "LOVE" IT!!!...OH! I GIVE UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/10/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: birthday suprise do-over gone wrong6/10/24report

@soggyaz: I'M A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!!! WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: drippage6/9/24report

@PCE: F-U-C ...NO! I AM A GENTLEMAN, AND WILL NOT STOOP TO YOUR LEVEL OF OFFRONTERY!!!! IT AND YOU ARE BENEATH ME!!!! :miffed:

Video: Face-Plant, a Study6/9/24report

@PCE: Look at my profile pic...vs....THIS!!!!!!! :-)...... :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:...... :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:!!!!!

Video: Face-Plant, a Study6/9/24report

@PCE: :miffed: RIFF-RAFF, CRETINS, ANIMALS!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!

Video: Face-Plant, a Study6/9/24report

@alwayssuited2: But you can see why I would fal for their ruse, Old Sport, yes? Why WOULDN'T it make sense for my admirers to make it up to me?!?!?

Photo6/9/24report

:loveeyes:

Photo6/9/24report

alwayssuited2: These alleged "fans" told me they wanted to make it up to me for my horrible birthday treatment for real...THEY SET ME UP!!! JUST TO HUMILIATE ME...AGAIN!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: WHERE'S YOUR SYMPATHY MAN?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo6/9/24report

@alwayssuited2: I WAS TRICKED!!! THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE TAKING ME TO THE EXCLUSIVE COUNTRY CLUB!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh:

Video: Dunce/Fall on Loop6/9/24report

@soggyaz: THERE WHAT IS?!?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: birthday dunce6/8/24report

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :splosh:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :splosh:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :splosh: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Flummoxed6/8/24report

@alwayssuited2: AND GOLD WATCH AND A CUFFLINK (making the other one useless too!)...all to the SWAMP!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Photo6/8/24report

Clients is fine...FRIENDS NO!!!! :miffed:

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6/8/24report

@PCE: It's not funny!!!!! I looked so good before !!! Now I look like a...

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6/8/24report

@PCE: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/8/24report

@PCE: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: I lost my GOLD WATCH!!!! AND A CUFFLINK TO THAT SWAMP!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/8/24report

@soggyaz: How very clever...NOT!!! :gettingmad:

Photo6/8/24report

@PCE: I AM NOT POMPOUS!!! I AM CLASSY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/7/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!

Video: Primal Screams6/6/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: I AM NOT A SNOB!!! I JUST DRESS BETTER THAN MOST OF YOU SCHLUBS!!!! :gettingmad: AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!

Video: Primal Screams6/5/24report

@PCE: I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT!!!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Primal Screams6/4/24report

@PCE. I don't "put folks down." :gettingmad: I just give them my expert opinion on their sartorial choices, especially hoping to fix any of their errors before they embarrass themselves :miffed:...and This. Is. Not. FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Primal Screams6/4/24report

@Piednpantsed: :mad: :mad: :mad: It's NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Photo: !!!!! ALL WET!!!!!6/1/24report

@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Anything for His "fans"5/24/24report

@PCE and @GiveMEthePIE: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :gettingmad: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad:: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: !!!!!!!!

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/21/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: It's NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm an an exquisitely appointed GENTLEMAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/20/24report

@PCE: :miffed: Uncouth ruffian. :miffed:

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/19/24report

@PCE: I am NOT here to be THE BUTT of your jokes!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/19/24report

@tunasandwich: You think you're soooo clever...NOT!!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo: BUT I LOOKED SO GOOD!!! WHY??!?!?5/18/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :wahhh: :miserable:

Photo: !!!!! ALL WET!!!!!5/18/24report

@tunasandwich: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Photo: BUT I LOOKED SO GOOD!!! WHY??!?!?5/18/24report

@PCE: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! AND I AM CLEVER!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Forced TO Self-pie!5/11/24report

@GiveMethePIE: It's NOT a game!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: AND IT'S NOTHIGN TO LAUGH AT!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Video: Forced TO Self-pie!5/11/24report

soggyaz: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Video: Forced TO Self-pie!5/10/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:!!!!!! THIS WAS ENOUGH HUMILIATION!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Video: Selfie at the Swanky Hotel5/4/24report

@soggyaz: :miffed: How very droll...NOT!!! :miffed:

Video: Selfie at the Swanky Hotel5/3/24report