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@soggyaz: SWEETIE?!??!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Soaked IN Best Suit And Tie!4/13/24report
@soggyaz: (stomps feet) WHO ASKED YOU!?!?!?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: drenched and dunced!4/12/24report
@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: drenched and dunced!4/12/24report
@PCE: a) IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: and 2) I don't thrrow TANTRUMS!!! I have appropriate reactions to harm done to my pphysical person!!!! :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: drenched and dunced!4/11/24report
@Funtinmud: IT'S HUMILIATING!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: Embarrassingly Transparent4/11/24report
@Funintmud: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: drenched and dunced!4/11/24report
@Bo Short: YOU WOULDN'T!!!! :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report
@PCE: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report
@PCE Really? That is just so...cliche! :miffed:
Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report
@raybennett: I look like an idiot!! a JACKASS!!!
Photo: Is it bad?4/1/24report
@soggyaz: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad:
Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!! :mad:
Photo: NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!3/26/24report
@PCE: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad:
Photo: NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!3/26/24report
When I was there yes, but there were other guys who suited up from time to time...not as exquisitely appointed as Yours Truly, of course... ;-)... Clip-on suspenders! hee hee hee :bahaha: x-D x-D
Photo: Glory Days from LiveDunkTank.com3/26/24report
@Bo Shorts: me too...it was great to participate
Photo: Glory Days from LiveDunkTank.com3/25/24report
@PCE: not funny...AT ALL!!!!!
Photo: but I'M THE BIRTHDAY KING!!!3/25/24report
@Soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: but I'M THE BIRTHDAY KING!!!3/25/24report
@Messyflyboy: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: but I'M THE BIRTHDAY KING!!!3/24/24report
@tunasandwich: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo3/22/24report
x-D x-D x-D :splosh: x-D x-D x-D
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Video: Blueberry Pied in a Suit3/21/24report
@PCE: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: STOOPID ST. PADDY'S DAY!!!! 3/18/24report
@GiveMEthePIE: :miserable:! I am a dignified GENTLEMAN! :miffed:
Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/4/24report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: STOP LAUGHING!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/4/24report
@PCE: :wahhh: :miserable: :gettingmad:
Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report
@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report
@jonh3387: It makes it even MORE HUMILIATING!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report
@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!3/1/24report
@PCE: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! I DMEAND IT!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!2/26/24report
@Bo Shorts: THOSE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!!! IT'S WINTER WHITE!!!! RUINED!!!!! !#@!^%$#!&^%#!* :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!
Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!2/26/24report
@PCE: I DEMAND THE RESPECT I DESERVE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!2/26/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!
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Video: From Distinguished Gentleman To...2/22/24report
@PCE, et al: I just want WHAT I DESERVE!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/19/24report
@PCE: I hope you're happy with the HUMILIATION CONGA LINE you started here!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report
@hoveactually: I look like A JACKASS! A LAUGHINGSTOCK!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report
@GiveMEthePIE: It's not "attempt"...I DO dress better than all of you!...and WHY SHOULD I BE PUNISHED?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: !!!

Just because y'all ARE SCHLUBS!!!!!!! :gettingmad: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:


The fact is, unlike you, I actually CARE about my appearance!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/id/33395/section/photos/album/clean-39
Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report
alwayssuited2: I'm never in at 9!!! I'm the son of the boss and VP of Marketing!!!! FRONT-FACING!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report
@PCE: IS NOT!!!!!! Those suits cost a FORTUNE!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/17/24report
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT A STOOGE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Photo2/8/24report
Amazing! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Scene: Explorer's Morning Muddy Plunge1/28/24report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: before and after1/27/24report
@PCE: It's NOT funny!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Squish1/25/24report
@PCE: They wind themselves up in jealousy, bitter bitches!
Video: Bowl 21/25/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!
Video: Jealous Bitches! Bitter Old Biddies! (lost Bet Part 2)1/25/24report
@wetboxer: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo1/23/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*^%$#!(*&^%!#!!!^%#! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
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Video: Pride Cometh before the Fall (Part 1)1/21/24report
@PCE: MY SUIT!! I wore it ALL OF ONE TIME after back from cleaners!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!!
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Video: Pride Cometh before the Fall (Part 1)1/21/24report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Waiter spill..."YOU IMBECILE!"1/14/24report
@soggyaz: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:!!!!!
Video: Not Again! IT'S Not Funny!1/12/24report
@alwayssuited2: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: RUINED!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: IT'S TOO MUCH!!! WON'T COME OFF!1/12/24report
@alwayssuited2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Just because I'm always dressed better than they are???!?! Is it my fault there all SCHLUBS?!?!? :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/12/24report
@PCE: YOU WOULDN'T!!!! :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Video: Tantrum 0315231/12/24report
@PCE: :mad: https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit-aka-james-j/section/videos/video/tantrum-031523
Video: Not Again! IT'S Not Funny!1/12/24report
@PCE: You would!!!! :gettingmad:
Video: Who Put That There?1/12/24report
@PCE: (stomps feet, flails arms)
THEY AREN'T TANTRUMS!!! SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Not Again! IT'S Not Funny!1/12/24report
https://umd.net/forums/looking-for-source-of-imagegift#postid_979952
Photo1/12/24report
@PCE: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I DEMAND IT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :miserable:
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Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/11/24report
@hoveactually: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/11/24report
@PCE: :miserable:... :miserable:... :miserable:... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: Creamed, Wet, and Bucketed1/11/24report
@PCE: It was the very last thing they did at the holiday party!!! They called me up and said they had a special honor for me!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:...and SHUT UP!!! :gettingmad:
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Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!1/11/24report
@tunasandwich: Yes, I know. I myself can't stop looking at it ...it's HOT!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo: Christmas Night1/8/24report
@PCE How very "Punny" :gettingmad:
Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!UGH!!!!!!!! :mad:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 1/7/24report
@PCE: They are not "tantrums" as you allege. They are reactions appropriate and proportionate to the outrages I suffer at the hands of my lessers. :miffed:
Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@PCE: MY SUIT!!!!! IT WAS PRISTINE!! IMPECCABLE! NOW I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!!! AGAIN...WHY?!?!? :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 1/7/24report
@PCE: You may kiss it at any time. :gettingmad:
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Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@skibutt: It's all DRIPPY! I'M all drippy!!! :miserable: :wahhh:
Photo: the INDINGITY!!!!1/5/24report
@PCE: How. Very. Droll....NOT!
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Photo: the INDINGITY!!!!1/5/24report
@soggyaz: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Photo: the INDINGITY!!!!1/5/24report
@suitsandpies: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit1/1/24report
@tunasandwich: hilarious...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: "Volunteer" they said...UGH!!!1/1/24report
@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: HUMILIATED!!1/1/24report
@soggyaz: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! :mad:
Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@Bo Shorts: I could really use that WHITE TUXEDO ruined by spaghetti!!! :gettingmad: ...TONITE!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:. Here's to a MORE DIGNIFIED 2024!!! :miffed:
Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
(stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
@PCE
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Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@PCE: IT'S NOT FUNYN! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: I DEMAND YOU STOP LAUGHING!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
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Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!! HEAR THIS: I WILL GET REVENGE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: 2023, The Year in Comeuppances for CockySuit12/31/23report
@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: OPPOSITE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Not on Christmas!12/26/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Nogged12/20/23report
@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: Nogged12/18/23report
@huncho: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: Waiter spill..."YOU IMBECILE!"12/18/23report
All I did was a) be best-dressed AS ALWAYS and b) ever so slightly complain about the egg nog ... ... ... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Nogged12/18/23report
@soggyaz: :gettingmad: It's not vanity when you look as good as I do!
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Video: Selfie12/11/23report
@PCE: !!!!!!! :mad:!!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! :gettingmad:...and the bill FOR A NEW SUIT!!!!!!!!!&*%$#@%^#@!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Selfie12/10/23report
I@PCE :miffed:
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Video: Splat and Cry10/7/23report
@PCE: Mother F___R! I'll sue YOUR ASS!!! :mad:
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Video: Splat and Cry10/6/23report
"Nice cufflinks, Old Sport!"
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF This pie was a pure frosting9/22/23report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!
Photo: Winner Winner, Spaghetti Dinner UGH!9/11/23report
@soggyaz: !!!!!!%&^$#@!$%*(!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@PCE: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: :mad: :mad:
https://umd.net/profile/i/jjwam/section/videos/video/lamentations
Video: Batter Reaction9/3/23report
@PCE: !!!! :gettingmad:!!!! Kind of hard to take you seriously, Old Sport, when you just gave me a virtual WAM here...your sarcasm = not appreciated! :miffed:
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Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@Bo Shorts: STOP LAUGHING!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I look like an IDIOT!!! A JACKASS!!...This is an OUTRAGE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@Slaps: THE WORST!!!!!! UGH!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@soggaz: That's more than enough! I look like a jerk! An ass!!! :miserable: :miserable: :mad:
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Video: Relentless!9/3/23report
@megapies: !%#&$#!% :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
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Video: Relentless!9/2/23report
@megapies: !!!!!!! They SUCKED!!! Made my humil worse!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Relentless!9/2/23report
:-D :-D :-D :-D
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Video: Oh My Poor Suit8/23/23report
:wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo8/18/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo: Cigar Boss in Suit Trashed8/15/23report
@robertdeville92: Thank you! :-)
Photo: before (Gangster-Chic) and after (RUINED!!!)8/15/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh:
Photo8/12/23report
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