Comments by CockySuit

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Video: No More Kings... Happy July 4th, I Guess (whimpers)7/5/24report

@soggyaz: The stench was BAD ENOUGH!!! Obliterated my DESIGNER COLOGNE!!!

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/18/24report

@PCE: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/17/24report

@PCE, @alwayssuited2, @soggyaz: I'M COVERED IN POND SCUM!!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/17/24report

@alwayssuited2: And I had to endure taunts on the walk back to the car park from rednecks...ME!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/16/24report

@soggyaz: IT'S HORRIBLE...MY SUIT IS RUINED!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/15/24report

@PCE: I don't want to talk about it!!! Stupid redneck hicks in their ripped jeans...making fun of ME...ME!!!!! :mad:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/14/24report

@PCE: I had to walk back to the car-park like this on this god-forsaken rural road, with trucks, utility and off-road vehicles barreling by kicking up dust as their drivers yelled the foulest things out the window at me! ME!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Walk of Shame for Cocky Suit6/14/24report

@WetMess61: IT'S NOT FUN...NOR FUNNY!!!!! I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photo: Just for uttering, "You. Wouldn't. Dare." 6/11/24report

@alwayssuited2: I think it might have been a mistake to even ever so softly mutter "You. Wouldn't. Dare." :miserable:

Photo: mid push6/11/24report

@soggyaz: I shall ignore your more course insults! Because I am a GENTLEMAN!!!...I did NOT "LOVE" IT!!!...OH! I GIVE UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/10/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: birthday suprise do-over gone wrong6/10/24report

@soggyaz: I'M A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!!! WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: drippage6/9/24report

@PCE: F-U-C ...NO! I AM A GENTLEMAN, AND WILL NOT STOOP TO YOUR LEVEL OF OFFRONTERY!!!! IT AND YOU ARE BENEATH ME!!!! :miffed:

Video: Face-Plant, a Study6/9/24report

@PCE: Look at my profile pic...vs....THIS!!!!!!! :-)...... :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:...... :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:!!!!!

Video: Face-Plant, a Study6/9/24report

@PCE: :miffed: RIFF-RAFF, CRETINS, ANIMALS!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!

Video: Face-Plant, a Study6/9/24report

@alwayssuited2: But you can see why I would fal for their ruse, Old Sport, yes? Why WOULDN'T it make sense for my admirers to make it up to me?!?!?

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alwayssuited2: These alleged "fans" told me they wanted to make it up to me for my horrible birthday treatment for real...THEY SET ME UP!!! JUST TO HUMILIATE ME...AGAIN!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: WHERE'S YOUR SYMPATHY MAN?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

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@alwayssuited2: I WAS TRICKED!!! THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE TAKING ME TO THE EXCLUSIVE COUNTRY CLUB!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh:

Video: Dunce/Fall on Loop6/9/24report

@soggyaz: THERE WHAT IS?!?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: birthday dunce6/8/24report

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :splosh:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :splosh:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :splosh: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Flummoxed6/8/24report

@alwayssuited2: AND GOLD WATCH AND A CUFFLINK (making the other one useless too!)...all to the SWAMP!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

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Clients is fine...FRIENDS NO!!!! :miffed:

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6/8/24report

@PCE: It's not funny!!!!! I looked so good before !!! Now I look like a...

Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!6/8/24report

@PCE: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/8/24report

@PCE: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: I lost my GOLD WATCH!!!! AND A CUFFLINK TO THAT SWAMP!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/8/24report

@soggyaz: How very clever...NOT!!! :gettingmad:

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@PCE: I AM NOT POMPOUS!!! I AM CLASSY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Fool Cocky Twice6/7/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!

Video: Primal Screams6/6/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: I AM NOT A SNOB!!! I JUST DRESS BETTER THAN MOST OF YOU SCHLUBS!!!! :gettingmad: AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!

Video: Primal Screams6/5/24report

@PCE: I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT!!!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Primal Screams6/4/24report

@PCE. I don't "put folks down." :gettingmad: I just give them my expert opinion on their sartorial choices, especially hoping to fix any of their errors before they embarrass themselves :miffed:...and This. Is. Not. FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Primal Screams6/4/24report

@Piednpantsed: :mad: :mad: :mad: It's NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Photo: !!!!! ALL WET!!!!!6/1/24report

@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Anything for His "fans"5/24/24report

@PCE and @GiveMEthePIE: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :gettingmad: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad:: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: !!!!!!!!

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/21/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: It's NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm an an exquisitely appointed GENTLEMAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/20/24report

@PCE: :miffed: Uncouth ruffian. :miffed:

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/19/24report

@PCE: I am NOT here to be THE BUTT of your jokes!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Lost Bet: Dernched and Dunced5/19/24report

@tunasandwich: You think you're soooo clever...NOT!!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo: BUT I LOOKED SO GOOD!!! WHY??!?!?5/18/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :wahhh: :miserable:

Photo: !!!!! ALL WET!!!!!5/18/24report

@tunasandwich: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Photo: BUT I LOOKED SO GOOD!!! WHY??!?!?5/18/24report

@PCE: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! AND I AM CLEVER!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Forced TO Self-pie!5/11/24report

@GiveMethePIE: It's NOT a game!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: AND IT'S NOTHIGN TO LAUGH AT!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Video: Forced TO Self-pie!5/11/24report

soggyaz: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Video: Forced TO Self-pie!5/10/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:!!!!!! THIS WAS ENOUGH HUMILIATION!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Video: Selfie at the Swanky Hotel5/4/24report

@soggyaz: :miffed: How very droll...NOT!!! :miffed:

Video: Selfie at the Swanky Hotel5/3/24report

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I AM A HANDSOME AND CLASSY GENTLEMAN?!?!??!!? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Selfie at the Swanky Hotel5/3/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Prank Gone Wrong4/30/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: I was going to get them this time! IT WAS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Prank Gone Wrong4/28/24report

@soggyaz: YOU WOULDN'T!! Cretin. :miffed:

Video: Prank Gone Wrong4/28/24report

@PCE: I was just trying ot even the score!!! IT WAS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!

Video: Prank Gone Wrong4/27/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: before and after4/27/24report

@bearbe: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh:

Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 4/18/24report

@soggyaz: Ugh.

Photo: WHY?!?!?4/17/24report

@soggyaz: Puns are beneath me! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: WHY?!?!?4/17/24report

@alwayssuited2: Who the eff are they to tell me where I can and cannot sit?!?!?! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: WHY?!?!?4/14/24report

@huncho: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: from Beau of the Ball to Clown of the Town!!! UGH!4/14/24report

CLASSIC! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WHAT A STOOGE!!! :-P x-D :-P x-D :-P

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@PCE: !*&%!&*#!^%!$!*&!!&^!%#!!!!!! FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME...I DO NOT THROW TANTRUMS!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Video: I Asked for the A-Ha, Not Hah-Hah(!) Treatment!4/14/24report

@soggyaz: I AM A MANLY MAN!!! ALPHA MALE!!! A SUITED STUD!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Soaked IN Best Suit And Tie!4/14/24report

@soggyaz: SWEETIE?!??!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Soaked IN Best Suit And Tie!4/13/24report

@soggyaz: (stomps feet) WHO ASKED YOU!?!?!?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: drenched and dunced!4/12/24report

@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: drenched and dunced!4/12/24report

@PCE: a) IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: and 2) I don't thrrow TANTRUMS!!! I have appropriate reactions to harm done to my pphysical person!!!! :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: drenched and dunced!4/11/24report

@Funtinmud: IT'S HUMILIATING!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:

Photo: Embarrassingly Transparent4/11/24report

@Funintmud: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: drenched and dunced!4/11/24report

@Bo Short: YOU WOULDN'T!!!! :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report

@PCE: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report

@PCE Really? That is just so...cliche! :miffed:

Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report

@raybennett: I look like an idiot!! a JACKASS!!!

Photo: Is it bad?4/1/24report

@soggyaz: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad:

Video: MY Easter Dunday Best!4/1/24report

@PCE: !!!!!!!!! :mad:

Photo: NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!3/26/24report

@PCE: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad:

Photo: NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!3/26/24report

When I was there yes, but there were other guys who suited up from time to time...not as exquisitely appointed as Yours Truly, of course... ;-)... Clip-on suspenders! hee hee hee :bahaha: x-D x-D

Photo: Glory Days from LiveDunkTank.com3/26/24report

@Bo Shorts: me too...it was great to participate

Photo: Glory Days from LiveDunkTank.com3/25/24report

@PCE: not funny...AT ALL!!!!!

Photo: but I'M THE BIRTHDAY KING!!!3/25/24report

@Soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: but I'M THE BIRTHDAY KING!!!3/25/24report

@Messyflyboy: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: but I'M THE BIRTHDAY KING!!!3/24/24report

@tunasandwich: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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x-D x-D x-D :splosh: x-D x-D x-D

Video: Blueberry Pied in a Suit3/21/24report

@PCE: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: STOOPID ST. PADDY'S DAY!!!! 3/18/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: :miserable:! I am a dignified GENTLEMAN! :miffed:

Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/4/24report

@Soakedbusinesssuit: STOP LAUGHING!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/4/24report

@PCE: :wahhh: :miserable: :gettingmad:

Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report

@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report

@jonh3387: It makes it even MORE HUMILIATING!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:

Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!3/1/24report

@PCE: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! I DMEAND IT!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!2/26/24report

@Bo Shorts: THOSE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!!! IT'S WINTER WHITE!!!! RUINED!!!!! !#@!^%$#!&^%#!* :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!

Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!2/26/24report

@PCE: I DEMAND THE RESPECT I DESERVE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: (slideshow) But It Was Just One Kiss!2/26/24report

@PCE: !!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!

Video: From Distinguished Gentleman To...2/22/24report

@PCE, et al: I just want WHAT I DESERVE!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/19/24report

@PCE: I hope you're happy with the HUMILIATION CONGA LINE you started here!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!

Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report

@hoveactually: I look like A JACKASS! A LAUGHINGSTOCK!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!

Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report

@GiveMEthePIE: It's not "attempt"...I DO dress better than all of you!...and WHY SHOULD I BE PUNISHED?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: !!!

Just because y'all ARE SCHLUBS!!!!!!! :gettingmad: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

The fact is, unlike you, I actually CARE about my appearance!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/id/33395/section/photos/album/clean-39

Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report

alwayssuited2: I'm never in at 9!!! I'm the son of the boss and VP of Marketing!!!! FRONT-FACING!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!

Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/18/24report

@PCE: IS NOT!!!!!! Those suits cost a FORTUNE!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: A Pair of Comeuppances2/17/24report

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT A STOOGE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

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