this was me getting back to my zen for my "instructional video" that went totally wrong/ absolutely right. haha! its fun, sexy and some parts are downright hilarious! i love that the video has everything in one. slapstick to a point, sexy vibe, MUD, and us without pants. yeah. oh and the wrestling. dear god bottomless wrestling in mud. super fun.
thanks! haha. we girls have our insecurities about our butts sometimes...but this looks hot i have to say! maybe that is why guys tell me they like my butt! i always scoff at them!
i had so much pie on my eyes i could barely keep them open!! those fake eyelashes held on pretty strong!!! haha! that cake was uhhhh may zing! the inside was the best part! squish! ;)
thanks j ;) that would be a wambabes quality production! :) I loved being in that position where it collected in just the right spots....not the most flattering way to sit but i wanted to feel that oatmeal in all the right places ;)
Jilly is processing the video. Once she does that she can get more screen caps after she sends it to you :) I will be releasing it a little while after I send it to you so I don't wanna put up TOO many caps! You should be getting it soon. Jilly filmed this with a mask on because she has the flu! :( So, i am sure it will be to you soon! ;)
haha! i LOVED that idea he came up with and those BOOTY SHORTS!!! i still have them!!! i cant wait to get them messy!!! :)))) havent had a chance yet but i have a feeling ill figure out something soon! ;) they were WONDERFUL wet!!
This was me counting down to the pop! :D This was so much fun, Kemic and Jilly did such amazing work. I wanna put these pics up of the makeup. it was amazing considering what makeup we had. my mehron clown makeup had not made it yet so we used some stuff that usually pro clowns would scoff at, Jilly and Kemic made me look professional.! I will def have jilly release the transformation photos :) They were amazing! They can pretty much do anything! Popped my clown cherry tonight!
If i had a cock, it would explode. If I was just me (with no penis) i would just explode being in that chair. like i think i might literally just spontaniously combust with that kind of hotness around me and covered in mess? shiiiiiiiit. I'd be done for in like 30 seconds. This is brilliant! :) love love love!
yes, jilly's break did give me a lot of time in the house of mess with a lot of releases but I had her total blessing. I am SO GLAD to have her back in the house and she is better than ever!! :)) Thank you so much for the review, on behalf of me, i am sure she will thank you too :)) I am so proud of her as a person, model and friend. I will have to make your wish come true and give her the "mystery" substance treatment! :) She needs it!!!
pictures like these are why i am collecting black treacle! I have two cans so far! these make me wanna have a whole bucket full! awesome awesome stuff!!
i am commenting on my own pic because i am in LOVE with this screen cap. i played footsie with that batter for a minute before getting in! looked like socks! :D
holy sheeeeeet!!! that is dedication! looks awesome!
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Photo: the throat is deep and the mouth is wide.11/23/13report
did you see gold on your eyelids? lol
this looks awesome, btw! i cant get that stuff to stay out of my eyes, though! i guess its our big blues! or maybe i have to make like, the thickest mix ever. i have no idea but it always gets on my eyeballs no matter what. looks cool, though!
dude, yeah, methyl is not even a taste you get used to. its just gross! but, its all in good fun! :D she was a damn trooper ill tell ya! she gargled the shit out of TONS of it!
remind kemic that he will be doing my makeup this week! :) so have him look at some of these pics! i dont have the mehron white makeup yet--but i have enough of the makeup for the first shoot! plus, he is pretty damn good with paint! :))) as are you! you two are in business!! :)
damnit! sad i missed this one! wish i could have poured that on you because after getting like 12 buckets of cold water literally thrown onme, i need to take out some revenge. even though you didn't do it. you are my little sis. deal with it. lol. looks awesome!!! :))))) i love wetlook like this! GREAT JORB!
this is not even a BOMB it is a disaster of gigantic proportions! but yeah, i guess you could call it a bomb. i can make some of the ugliest faces ever when i try. They are awesome. the photographer that came up got some awesomely ugly faces i made. i cant wait to see them. lol
Shit yeah I moved! I didnt want any bitch ass splatters on me. When it was my turn I wanted the full on treatment! No little teasers for me. Not much for foreplay! Hahahaha! Actually.......that was a lie......I totally am. In other areas.....xD
bahahahahahah! i know what happened here! i had to leave the suite! that suite was huge and i had to sit in the lobby all by my lonesome :( lol. its ok, i got on umd on my phone. :D
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Photo: I had no idea what was coming11/16/13report
i always hold out my hands like i want more to rain down on me! :D haha! love it! and can i get an AMEN to that ASS! DAMN CJ!
why thank you imaginary boyfriend. hahaha. you can thank mudbunny for that one. i saw her do it and i did it in quite a few mud videos after that! :) it is amazing. kay did it too in a wambabes video but she was kinda off in the distance doing her thing and you can catch her doing it. it is an insanely sensational feeling.
omgosh thank you! the quality on these is not the quality of the video. that was my bad but its just a screen cap. :) coming from you that is a HUGE compliment, though! thank you!!!! :)))))
and then you put this super awesome pic up of yourself. you realize you are dead to me and ariel. XD love you sis!!! make it rain out that trash bag!!!! ;))
this is obviously a camera problem. aka a YOU problem. bahahahahaah. the more i look at it the more i am like "was i channeling some sort of demon spawn?" i just recall making ugly faces. i do not recall being able to do it so fucking well. i. am. awesome.
DUDE I KNOW!!! OMG I FOUND ANOTHER SLOAN FAN??? holy crap! i have been listening to them for years and have only found like 2 other people who even know who they are! yay! and yeah, i want some gear, damnit. i cant find ANY ANYWHERE!
we do hit eachother pretty damn hard but i have never been cut. i think i have had some damn hard hits in the nose but the pie mess hits you first. Now, i dont know about jilly because i really slammed her quite a few times!! XD but, it has never happened to me. we make sure those tin edges are pushed back down pretty well. and thanks for the compliment! :) and check out jillys new vid, utsumi, you will love it!
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Photo: "Say WHA??"-Jayce doesn't like my decor! hehe ^11/5/13report
tell your online girlfriend she got some competition!!! XD haha!!
i cant wait for your next video with me so i can screen cap you making a dumb face. lolololol. i was trying to be all cute and you caught the worst face ever. hahhahhaha. but my titties look alright. ! ha! i lurrrrrve this video!!!!!!
this is amazing. did you use the borax mixture thing for this like mudbunny does? it looks kind of like that but smoother! love the color too! love it all!
everything about this screen cap is fucking brilliant. if you look at every detail it is just perfection! thanks wammer zeit! now get your ass up here and lets get a jayce and jilly production going! :D you are in for it! :))) teeee heee haaa haha haamwahahhahaha
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Photo: Produced by Wammerzeit+House of Mess10/28/13report
looks good still. we may have to come up with a new one soon! :)))
ya dingus! i told you via text that I was ordering 20 bottles of gold mehron! and that i was like "holy shit!!!"
they have bronze now and copper! :) bronze would be the shiz. copper looks really cool too. copper looks really good on milky skin. and you have that. so, on with ya bad self!
I just got 20 bottles of gold. Lol. I told you that! Haha! But go on with ya bad self. Im doing mine soon! I am like whoaaaaaa! It will be cool to have two gold sets!