Comments by piesub - UMD Fetish

WOTD?! Again? Surely, Wammer Of The YEAR 8-D!

User: MyPieRogative8/19/16report

Loving the new avatar S.T.; can never get too much of Kacie. Next time could she be wearing less? Maybe knee high school socks, high heels, pigtails and a pink thong bikini? Just a suggestion... ;P

User: SmushingTin8/17/16report

Hey Jess. thanks for friending; you are without doubt a gorgeous, curvy, sexy, fetish Goddess and I dream one day of being pied by you! Take care, your piesub ;-) xx

User: UndressJess8/15/16report

If only that chair was my face and the cake was the other way up on it...BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! 8-D

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The gorgeous Maya Hills modelling my favourite hat for me; letting me try it on for "p"ize, heh...

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Thanks for the friend request; was an honour to accept. Let's chat soon? Your piesub ;-)

User: Kelsey Rose8/1/16report

Hundreds and thousands of reasons to worship you Messtress! ;-)

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Indeed stunning! Would love to be pied in the face with your cream coated cleavage Messtress! Ever Your humble piesub. 8-D

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Mindi Mink Johnny. I think that's her in the Amy breast suckling pic on the bottom left of the original M.G. post too... ;-)

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Or is it Mindi Mink? Not sure... :-/

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Is this Penelope teaching Amy the joys of breastfeeding?! 8-D

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Amy is the proud possessor of my new favourite hat! ;-)

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Quite right; looks like "Chuck E's In Love"! I would LOVE these three Witches Of Eastwick to do a "Messygirl's Revenge" video - with ME as the pie target! ;P

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True Norm, from the delightful messy smile, to the hands tied submissively behind her back, to her messy red panties surrendering at half mast; Mrs Bee is the complete package! :loveeyes:

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Hey Edward, this is the curvy fetish queen Goddess Jasmine Mendez, unless I'm very much mistaken. She's done many clips for M.G. and a great clip for MessyGirls Revenge, previewed here; http://messygirlsrevenge.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-36-0005 . Would love to be Wam Dommed by her. ;P

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London is no longer in Europe... :-)

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Let me have it girls! I deserve it for ogling your bazoobies, heh...;-D

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A Lucky guy indeed! I would love to trade places with him. If only she were wearing a thong bikini and had gorgeous friends helping her...;-)

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Great find newyork! Don't suppose there's a video of these tempting teasers pieing him? ;-)

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Boob cake! Boob cake! And then...butt cake! I love these MENSA meetings. 8-D

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I think a good pie spanking is called for! ;-)

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Let me have it! ;-)

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Is there a sexier picture in all of Wamdom? ;P

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You're right there Spiny! The picture of the rear, err, I mean year! ;-)

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Let me know if you do wannapie; being pied by a topless Shay Sights would be amazing! ;-)

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Indeed! Would love to see Leah in a "tete a tete" with Pie Girl Kay, wearing VERY low cut basques and elbow length satin gloves and stockings, with Mrs Bee as the pie waitress with huge shaving cream clown pies! We could call it "Dinner for Goo". ;-)

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Wow Wamfan, looks like she's really gonna enjoy pieing you, you lucky fella! ;-)

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Thanks for friending H and P; LOVE the buckets of slosh over the head; Clown Julie would be proud! Must try and tempt her out of retirement...;-) Cheers!

User: Hue and Pie8/12/15report

Thanks for friending B.I.T.R., love your photo albums, ESPECIALLY the pics of Hooters girls pieing guys! Is that you? If so, you are indeed a lucky guy! Cheers ;-)

User: Baker in the Rye8/11/15report

Thanks for friending Shiny Girl, and for introducing me to "Yum Yum Video". We MUST find more of it; maybe put a post in the Messy Forum requesting it? Users here are pretty helpful. Cheers! ;-)

User: shiny_messy_girl8/8/15report

And the perfect posterior! ;-)

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Oh to be a pie on the wall! ;-)

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I want to jump in and do the breast stroke all the way to the Boobie Bahamas in Lake Titikaka! Maria's marvellous mounds... ;-)

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Double Wammed by these double D Dommes! Messy Miah & Jiggly Jessie; let me have it! ;-)

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Best. Birthday. Ever. :-O

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What a delightful derriere, an alabaster architectural apex, a perfect posterior & my new favourite hat! ;-)

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Best. Mummy. Ever. ;-)

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You do indeed, wamJ22; the awesome Amy & the lovely Lane from the clip "Messy Yoga Girls"! Great stuff Stewy. ;-)

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The beautiful Bianca Beauchamp; I wish she would pie me silly dressed like this! ;-)

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Lucky guy indeed! ;-)

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Loving the new avatar S.T. Well, I would, wouldn't I? ;-)

User: SmushingTin7/28/15report

Thanks for friending sir! To a WAM legend and "perv"eyor of fine gooey girlies both vintage and new. Keep up the great work! ;-)

User: WSMProductions7/27/15report

Quite right Reverend, it is from "Ali & Eden", & lovely Ali Rose only wears the orange bikini top in the opening credits UNDER a crop top,, but then for the actual scene, changes into a tight low cut lingerie top, with NOTHING underneath it. Both her & Eden Levine end up in thong panties though & this is probably my fav Wamerica scene. These days his models wear too many clothes. See the preview clip & pics for "Ali and Eden" here; https://umd.net/download_info/wamerica_presents_ali_and_ede

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I told you people would LOVE you guys on here! Glad you finally "came" to the UMD; welcome aboard the good ship Dolly Slop. I strongly recommend people check this sexy kinky couple out on their Fetlife address at the top of the page; lot's of sexy clips and pics. Glad to friend you guys, and if Mrs Indy ever needs to practise her "Pie-Dom" routines, I have my schoolgirl outfit all pressed and ready! Cheers. ;-)

User: indykinkcouple7/26/15report

I wish that was me between Lane and Vicky... not that I want Charlie to go, heh...;-)

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The bouncy, boobielicious Candy Custard, living up to her name! ;-)

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Awesome smess! Wish she was doing that to me! Well, both of them actually...cheers! ;-)

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What's this from? I love both the pretty boobie gals! ;-)

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She sure is magic_boy, and will look even more so, naked covered in pie! ;-)

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Hey MudBunny thanks for friending. Looking forward to more of your booby, messy, muddy goodness in my world! ;-)

User: MudBunny7/13/15report

She's hot! Wish there were pies involved though... ;-)

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Thanks for friending pieguy; can't wait to discuss all matters "girls pieing us" related. ;-)

User: pieguy8886/21/15report

Thanks for friending Nick; can't wait to see what saucy slapstick situations you post with blancmange barraged busty babes! ;-)

User: Nick6/17/15report

LOVE your new avatar Kay; you look very boobiful...er, I mean beautiful! ;-)

User: PieGirlKay6/14/15report

Who is this Goddess?!

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Thanks for friending fishtank! Keep "saucing" those big, bouncing, blancmange covered beautiful boobies! B:

User: fishtank6/11/15report

Now Milena, be careful with that pie! We wouldn't want to it get splatted, smeared, and squigged all over your huge wobbling whoppers, now would we sweetie? Heh ;-)

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Oh Maria! Make sure you don't get sunburnt. Better get some cream on those; PIE cream that is! ;-)

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Oh Shannon, I would never have deliberately dropped your friendship ring in the river, just to see your clothes get all wet and clingy! THAT would make me a pervert! Now maybe if you sat down and you could feel it with your soaked blue jeaned bubble but...WHAT?! ;-)

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The world has tipped off it's axis! That's the effect you have on us all, Maria, in a good way of course. Take care. xx ;-)

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Good to friend you my sexy, saucy, blue eyed, young fellow NZer. Take care. xx

User: EffexorBec6/2/15report

Thanks for friending Buff, and sharing your messy adventures with us. Hope your health is on the improve. ;-)

User: Buff6/2/15report

Thanks for friending Mess-tress T, you are my Goddess Of Gunge, my Princess Of Pies and my Queen Of Custard. xx ;-)

User: MissT6/2/15report

Thanks for friending stafan, good to make the aqcaintance of another DD Debbie fan. And how do you persuade all those gorgeous women in your pics to let you mess them? Cheers, piesub ;-)

User: stafanuk6/2/15report

Now Amber, where would you have left that birthday cake? Maybe if you sat down and had a think, we would cum for you...er I mean; it would come to you, heh! ;-)

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Looks like this naughty girl deserves a pie spanking; 6 of the best, and don't spare the custard! ;-)

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a BEAUTIFUL clown. x

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Pigtails and pies! What a sweet sexy combination. ;-)

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Kiss me then pie me clown princess! ;-)

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"W O W" doesn't really do this magnificent woman justice, does it? Words don't seem enough somehow...we must show our love with pies! Say it with slapstick...;-)

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I've been naughty Star, please don't pie me, heh... ;-)

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Welcome back guys! We missed you...and what Norm said! xx ;-)

User: maxandstar5/27/15report

Ooh! Jiggly custard boobies! ;-)

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See I told you: you're a natural Wam-Domme Maria! Me next?! ;-)

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Wish that was me Layla! ;-)

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Ooh the lovely Rachel Stevens (front, and what a front it is!) who did a lot for Splosh! Magazine and videos. Not sure what this is from though. Here's some more pics here; http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t46589-rachel-stephens.html ;-)

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Thanks for friending Piefan2! You may have converted me to this whole "white pants " thang... ;-)

User: piefan24/24/15report

Gorgeous piefan2! ;-)

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You've certainly done that my Goddess! ;-)

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can I lodge an a"pie"le your honour? ;-)

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Congrats on Wammer of the...month?! I Hope you'll celebrate with filming a three way piefight with Jessie, Kitten and Maria dressed as schoolgirls! ;-)

User: tonyhill4/18/15report

this is a very buxom young "Liz" from Slapstickstuff's original Star Wars Parody available here; http://www.slapstickstuff.com/SW.htm , There is a Youtube clip here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfL7TEynYg . Rich has recently made a new one with Kylie Kohl, here; http://www.slapstickstuff.com/SS137.htm

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Who is this teasing Goddess? Not Jolie Rain?

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A pie at each end and Lane in total control, in her natural dominant state; how regal and noble she is! I wish she would pie me. ;-D

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Awesome Maria! Can't for your "Safety tips when handling huge shaving foam clown pies when dressed in ridiculously tight shortened skimpy schoolgirl outfits with Jessie & Kitten" instructional video! ;-D

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Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun...the pie shark is coming, quick Maria; hide in my pie shop! ;-D

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Whatever the "motion" is, I hearby say; "jiggle jiggle"! ;-D

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Please pie me Mistress Matilda! ;-D

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Who is THIS busty beauty? Michelle Bond?

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Wow! What's this from? Great coverage. And love it when pie cream goes in the cleavage. ;-D

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The white knee socks, the shiny full panties, the gorgeous teasing smile; if only I was lying on the floor with that pie upended on my face, I would ask Ariel to take a seat. Heaven! ;-D

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Can we get her messy somehow? Could she get US messy somehow?! ;-)

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Nice little mouth open smile post pie! Sexy, sg. ;-)

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Gorgeous! All over her shelf like cleavage too! ;-)

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Lovely sg! Great that she's a busty one too. Maybe next time, the top could come off?! ;-D

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Stop horsing around and find some pies! ;-D

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"Turn around Bright Eyes..."

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Rule Boob-tannia! ;-D

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Oooh; two busty islands discovered in Lake Titikaka. I shall name them "Boobapest" & "Buston". I will shortly be colonizing these Island with my custard pie collection, and you may never see me again! Gorgeous my love. Were these taken in England? ;-D

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It's as if Kacey is saying; "oooh, look: I'm all covered in pie except for my puss puss. Will someone please pie Kacey's Kitty, pwetty pweeease?" ;-D

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