Comments by piesub - UMD Fetish

What grace, beauty, elegance. Let's get Lane to pie her at once! Or better still, they could gang up on me, Heh. ;-D

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Ah, the "Pies Of A Clown", By Slapstick Robinson And The Messacles. ;-D

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Yes! From "Balloon Girls" by Valentine Network. This shot seems to defy gravity! ;-)

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From the delightful "Balloon Girls" a clip by Valentine Network. Were you there when it was shot, newyork?

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What a curvy pie butt you have. Please take a seat; on my face! ;-)

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Wow, what is this from? I so want her to pie me! ;-D

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OOh, I wish I was Smiley, getting the sexy topless double team pie treatment from Ricki & Angel Lee! They're hot. ;-D

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Who is this sexy WAM Goddess? ;-D

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Thanks for friending gorgeous Matilda; I can go to bed every night dreaming of you plastering me with pies! Not that I'll get much sleep...;-D

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I sure wish that was intended for me; Goddess Nina Elle slowly piling whipped cream on the pie intended for my face in front of me...That teasing busty Princess knows just how to wamdom! ;-D

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the unique Messygirl signature face/butt simultaneous pie hit: sexy as a sexy thang! ;-D

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If there's a sexier pic in all of Wamdom, I have not seen it! xx ;-D

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Mistresses pieing us guys too! Me in particular; Vicky would be great in a clip for "Messygirl's Revenge"! ;-D

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Yay; it's "Pussy-Pie Time"! The great show for grown up kids!

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Yeah, I wanna hug too, you gorgeous mudhoneys! Your piesub xx ;-D

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She could have at least worn a thong bikini while she pied him! Ooops; I guess that sexist comment means I deserve a good pieing... from her in a thong bikini, I hope! ;-D

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It would be a wonderland, if you were my Alice. ;-)

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I love it when Maria plays with Arielle; I wish I had that view; a stairway to heaven indeed!

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OMG! I just realised I left piesub at the pie shop with my friend Arielle...she'll pie him into a coma, and then tease him to death with her beautiful bubble butt in tight skimpy underwear! Ah well, there are worst ways to go, especially for him. ;-D

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I'm gonna squish pies in your face with my sexy socks, you little pie bitch! ;-D

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Great Avatar bro! Who is she? What a face and body! I would LOVE to be pied by her. ;-D

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Thanks for the friend request my gorgeous Aussie neighbour! You seem like just my kinda gal! ;-D

User: qldgirl11/1/14report

Of courses I'm staring at your pretty boobies my Messtress! What choice do I have, when you uncover them so? Oh okay, yes I should have more self control; I'll go into the shower for my pie punishment. A happy slave indeed...;-D

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I love your boots Mess-tress! Would you use them to smear the pie you've already pushed in my face? ;-D

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Oh Fifi, the naughty rebellious maid; is that custard you're making for the pies you're gonna splatter me with!? He asked hopefully... ;-D

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Oh Mistress, I wasn't ogling your beautiful body, I promise! So there's no need to punish me with that huge shaving cream clown pie you've got behind your back...heh...;-D

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Yup! Maybe 'Fifi' pied someone sexily until they came! ;-D

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Wow newyork; it was WELL worth clicking on this pic to make it bigger! Didn't see the awesome babe with the great rack giggling and giving the lucky guy probably a great Pie-Gasm! Wonderful find. ;-D

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So this is my birthday present to you dude; sur-pise! Some hot Hooters girls to pie you! Aren't I the best co-host EVER?;-D

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Hey Jenny, we're definitely gonna pie this guy; bring out the other four dozen pies! ;-D

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So mister, your hot lady co host says you're big a fan of hot Hooters girls pieing you in the face; is that true? ;-D

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Glad to friend you C.S. Looking forward to more of your work, in particular your artwork. Cheers. ;-D

User: C.S.Pie10/27/14report

Thanks for friending wambamman! Love your clips and great you favour the bustier ladies. Fantasize that one day Izzy, Georgia, Dani & Talia will gang up on me with huge cream pies! ;-D

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Wow Mai you look amazing! But I'm confused; was this taken when you were 18 or now? I don't think you've aged at all! Xx

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Oooh Leah; you look good enough to eat! Yum yum... ;-D

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Was JUST about to send you a friend request... Great minds huh? Look forward to talking hot girls pieing us action with you brother! ;-D

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Thanks so much for friending Ariel; I dream of you and the other beautiful sexy Goddesses,( Jayce, Jilly, and Sadie), pieing me senseless! Take care, your, piesub Xx ;-D

User: Ariel10/22/14report

Thanks for friending Tony; Miah as the messy secretary looks great. Another slapstick success! ;-D

User: tonyhill10/22/14report

Thanks for friending; Smiley for President! :-)

User: NETWEJ0110/22/14report

I promise your Royal Pieness, I wasn't staring at your lovely big boobies...much...but you make it so difficult for your pie submissive if you won't wear a top. I suppose I must take my pie punishment...ah well; a happy slave I be! ;-D

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Yes Messtress, I've been very bad and deserve all those huge shaving cream clown pies you'll be plastering me with! ;-D

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A piefight at a wet t-shirt contest with Liz and Lane; could it BE any sexier?! Maybe if Vicky was there too...;-D

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Oh Mama Miah! Has she ever looked messier? Or sexier? Great work Tony! ;-D

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Thanks for friending Rich; you are a fine purveyor of hot girl-pie goodness. More Kylie please! ;-D

User: SlapstickStuff10/13/14report

OMG! Am so jealous. Great work. ;-D

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Oh. My. God. :-O

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Happy belated birthday Kacie and thanks for friending - again! You are beautiful both inside and out. Take care, your piesub ;-D Xx

User: messykacie_james9/28/14report

Roxy is a WAM Goddess! ;-D

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Hooray for boobies! Especially yours. Xx ;-D

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"Hey Mister your fantasy birthday Pie-O-Gram is here! I've got four dozens huge cream pies just for you! Ah if only...;-)

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Worshipping a police woman's hot body is a pie-able offence Mr Piesub; a baker's dozen under The Louisiana State Pie-nal code. But I guess that's why you drove all the way down here huh? You ol' pie perv...;-D

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Ooh thinking of plastering my very own Pie- Submissive prisoner with all these pies while he worships at my feet is turning me on; I guess that makes me a pie-sexual! ;-D

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I guess that pie pervert I caught should be remanded in custard-y! ;-D

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Hmmm, what should I do with that pie pervert who worships me and I found with all those unregistered huge shaving cream clown pies, I wonder...;-D

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I promise I'm not staring leeringly at your hot legs Officer Curvy! It was in a loving I-can't- help-it kinda way, honest! please don't pie me! Heh ;-D

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I'm not a pervert! But how can I help but stare at your hot butt and legs if you bend over like that, Officer Spank Worthy? Mercy! ;-D

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Officer Hot Body! Oh my word, you've caught me breaking the "pie-nal" code; please don't pie me with all these stolen pies! Heh ;-D

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Victory is pies! A hot busty babe in a black thong can't lose really... ;-D

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Will she? Won't she? Yes Messtress, let me have it! ;-D

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Thanks for friending you gorgeous woman! Looking forward more of you in sexy outfits pieing your guy. ;-D

User: tased29/20/14report

Thanks for friending GPU! Can't wait for your curvy Goddess to pie you again. Will send suggestions, heh! ;-D

User: GetPiedUp9/20/14report

Thanks for friending ST and thanks also for sharing your messy adventures with all those beautiful women, and I look forward to more of your pie-jinks soon! ;-D

User: SmushingTin9/20/14report

Thanks for friending CKF! Looking forward to more of your sexy pie-jinks. Don't suppose you could pie Hotpot for a change? ;-D

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Thanks for friending Candy! Am saving up to be pied silly by you and your gorgeous busty friends! Take care. ;-)

User: CandyCustard9/20/14report

Congrats again lovely lady, on what looks like Wammer of the Year! ;-D

User: PieGirlKay9/20/14report

Sticky Titty Circus, with a hot girlie clown indeed! ;-D

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Grrr...the Pie Monster is coming to get me! I think I'll let her catch me though...;-D

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Wow hot indeed! Looks like you had many kinds of pie to eat that day! ;-D

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Wow! Proper sized huge shaving cream clown pies! I wish you were gonna pie me with those! For staring at your ample cleavage maybe? Pie me Mess-tress, I deserve it! ;-D

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Pie wielding, busty, Goddess! If only we could see more of your beautiful face! :-D

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Would LOVE to see more of this curvy pie wielding Goddess! :-)

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Here pie boy; try this pie-hat for size. Hey, it really suits you! Maybe we should try some matching pie-sunglasses on you? Tee hee... ;-D

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Wow pie boy; after all those pies I can't believe you wanna make even MORE mess?! Tee hee...;-D

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What's that pie boy? You want more pie? You wanna cum? I can barely hear you, your voice is so choked up with lust and pie. You'll get more pies, for sure, but I think I'm gonna play a bit of tease and denial with you before you get your "pie-gasm"! ;-D

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You ready Pie Boy? Ready for another pie in the face? Are ya? Say it! Heh ;-D

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Cum for your Messtress Pie Boy; I've shown you some nipple to inspire you...;-D

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Yes please mess-tresss! Complete with side-boob!

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Awesome pic dude! Would love to be jerked off into the pie then have it shoved in my face by this hot curvy goddess! ;-D

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Woah! Wish that pie was headed for my face! Punished for staring at her cleavage perhaps? ;-D

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Thanks for friending Kay; you are a pie Goddess of the highest order! Did you know there is a tribute thread to you here? http://umd.net/forums/topicid/440568 You certainly deserve one! Xx ;-D

User: PieGirlKay9/6/14report

Oh Messtress, I WAS staring at your breasts inappropriately; I guess I deserve that pie barrage then. But could you please deliver it dressed like that?! ;-D

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I wish they were headed for me! Plastered by this busty Goddess; best birthday ever! ;-D

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Thanks for friending Big; it's great to see another appreciator of sexy clowngirl pie goodness. ;-D

User: BigC0402879/6/14report

Thanks for friending Clownette. Look forward to getting message-messy with you! ;-D

User: Pie Catching Clownette8/31/14report

Look at this mess! A pie spanking for you young lady! ;-D

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Naughty schoolgirl indeed! A sexy knicker clad young bottom; a pie spanking for her I would think! Harumph.. ;-D

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A voluptuous Goddess to plaster me with pies! Who is she?

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Would love this dusky, busty Goddess to pie me senseless into ecstasy! ;-D

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What a delightful messy little pixie! ;-D

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Oh Messtress, please foam me! I was definitely staring at your cleavage and must wammed! ;-D

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Oh what a heavenly sight; a beautiful full moon rising! ;-D

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A star is born! ;-D

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Oooh Jessie; you've just made your kitty even sweeter, if that's possible! ;-D

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The perfect woman, in the perfect oufit!! ;-)

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Is there a sexier sight in all of WAM? Goddess Jessie; messy, nude, in pigtails, thigh high white boots, and holding two enormous cream pies. I think NOT! xx ;-)

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I may have just embarrassed myself...sorry Jessie, you're too hot! ;-D

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Yeah dick4pies; boo to the star! We want a glimpse of heaven. ;-)

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The great Princess Maya Hills Wamdomming a VERY lucky guy! Awesome. ;-D

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The anticipation is killing us Miffy! Can't wait to see the clip, but I guess we'll have to...;-D

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Very important work; a good clowngirl always primps her huge shaving cream clown pies for the saucy fun to cum! ;-D

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