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256 comments
Big thanks, man. Good to see that someone else senses the deeper side of everything. I'm not some genius and everything on here means something and is a metaphor for this and that. There's a genius behind me--Everything is coming from impulse and there's an articulate lighter side that explains what I need to get from it all. Somehow there's a genius operating system aware of the deep implications of all this shit that I am learning from. It is definitely something deeper than some fetish--thats the face of all this--it all is a big deep metaphor that some part of me understands. Getting absolutely destroyed and covered in goo and controlled is just another way of changing but not having to sacrifice or do the work to change myself.
Video: Hyper S7/24/24report
Lust and the parts of of people I aspire to culture in myself are crossed somehow. Covering a dude is a visual concrete way of watching myself dominate the dude and visa versa. Alone though it means different shit....Regular sex doesn't do it enough most times for my monkey ADHD brain so how else to you make sex feel and look........more? I act like the goo takes over because thats impossible in real life but yet you can clearly see that doing such a forbidden weird ass thing wipes away the control and anxiety of the smart parts of the brain and lets the Neanderthal old parts run wild---so the goo really does control only as much as I react/believe it does. I know it really doesn't but losing myself in the sexual fantasy that it does...
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Video: Hyper S7/24/24report
the suspension of belief creating a real effect on reality....

Easy to see the complicated knot it is and how I clearly don't have a grasp on it. BUT something is there--something coherent and meaningful is there and you see it too in what I make on here.

tl;dr neat thanks!
Video: Hyper S7/24/24report
And just in the name of full transparency and tempting other dudes to want to do this s*** with me too. I'm just going to tell you what ideas come through publicly on this hot ass picture of me... Let's get covered in something at the site then jump in. We'll have layers and layers on us. We'll just get bright orange and green cake icing then dip ourselves in the muck like an ice cream cone.

The people are ready. I'm fuckin ready. We might not be human after.
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Photo7/3/24report
The only two spots I know of are a bog that is nearly bottomless up north of me in the middle of nowhere. And another place that's part of a park. But it's a silt pond and gets filled and dries up and then A bunch of plants fill the area that 'll really cut you up if you go through them so I just have to get lucky at that place.

Long story short, the only place that I have that would be reliable in August when the weather's probably perfect is a peat bog. It's fuckin awesome. It's the swamp/ bog in a lot of my vids
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Photo7/3/24report
Swampy black stinky mud
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Photo7/1/24report
When and where RuBBeRaWMuD
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Photo7/1/24report
All of you are seeing it. Good boys. Cum for me. Nut on yourself. Head to toe.

Good fuckin boys.
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Video: Mud Fuck5/27/24report
Dude, you'd be fun.
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Photo5/23/24report
Id be driven feral immediately if I saw you...smelled you....
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Photo: before cleaning off 3/4/24report
BRO you're the kind of worshiper animals look for. Keep fueling us. Keep fueling me. Keep nutting, Southern pig.
User: nwgaguysc22/10/24report
Thanks for the business. Cum for me.
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User: parsus1531/23/24report
Thanks. Enjoy..
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User: danicorgon1/21/24report
You bought some then came back for more. I like you.
User: stoicus_sum1/20/24report
Do it. Watch my whole shiny body jump.
Photo: Imagine having your own jock to cover and lick 1/15/24report
It's where you fuckin belong.
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Photo: Naked and Totally Trashed 31/15/24report
Send this thing after me. I'll run as long as i can.
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Photo1/5/24report
This makes me wanna worship you like a god, dude. I don't give a fuck that I'm normally the top/ dominant dude. I would learn from you.
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Photo1/5/24report
Bro, I'd let you lather me up in anything your pig brain can think of. Transform me Robert.
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Photo: The Goonification is complete1/3/24report
Where do I get some.

I'm going to coat every inch of myself. Idgaf how difficult the mess is. I need to bathe in it. I need to soak my monkey body in it.
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Photo: engine grease1/3/24report
Thanks for the continued support.... Brother cultist
User: gamwam1/3/24report
Thanks for the love. I wanna see you coated and losing your mind, dude.
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User: Mr Otter12/26/23report
Hope you enjoy it all, beast. Thanks for the love.
User: DirtyPig12/20/23report
Thanks for all the love, mud man. Really enjoying your the camo shit.
User: archie8012/16/23report
Thanks for all the love, bud!
User: OtterFacial12/16/23report
Oh fuq yeah. Always a rush seeing you enjoy me
User: MelbMan12/13/23report
Fuck yes, dude. Glaze yourself in nut worshipping me. You'd be fun to get a hold of.
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User: nwgaguysc211/4/23report
Atta Boy
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Video: Being Part Of Mud10/22/23report
Fuck yeah, boys. Worship me. I live for this. Feed me your ideas. Feed me what you need to see.
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Video: Enjoying Himself10/19/23report
We'd be a sight to see if we met briefly until we can't articulate words anymore cuz all that matters in penis, sludge, grease, lube, and cum.
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Photo: Me after a dip in my garage clay pit10/15/23report
One of my personal favorites.
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Photo10/2/23report
Holy fuck yes
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Photo10/2/23report
fuckk yeah dudes. SANDWICH ME
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Scene: It's Chocolate9/24/23report
Thank you for the support, you mysterious VIP being. *wooshy mysterious noises*
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User: Localtourist6/9/23report
You are a dope and muddy person, good sir. I thank you for your support and may it make you wanna get muddy as fuck and swallowed in a pit fucking ASAP.

Good day.
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User: Deep_in_QS6/9/23report
Your support is always appreciated. Through our patented process, it will be turned into thick, raw mud and sludge. (Enjoy the content :D)

Your's truly,

Goondimus Hironymous
User: baggysagger6/9/23report
Thanks for the love and the business my friend. Maybe one day you can drape a thick layer of liquid latex on me head to toe. It would be like the first stage to becoming/ transforming into a real sex toy.
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User: CHUCK MESSY6/3/23report
Hell yeah fbtxminotaur. Drag me in. I'll drag you in. Idgaf. Whatever feels right. Now THAT would be a video dudes need.
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Scene: Mud Season 20235/21/23report
Dude, imagine getting a dude like me and turning him into whatever you want like this pic. All I would be able to do would be wake up and become your piggy messy sex toy for you and the internet to enjoy.
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Photo5/5/23report
OH FUCK YEAH
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Photo5/5/23report
You look fun
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User: Dood5/5/23report
my man, id drive to you for this
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Photo5/4/23report
Dude, hold me down and paint my entire body with that massive beard. The people aren't ready for it. Every slow pass unloading more slop...like the manliest grossest mop.

Beard Painted. Coming to a UMD store soon near you.
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Photo: mud beard 24/29/23report
grungeboy2 gets it
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Video: Cum Fuckin Rave4/29/23report
Fughyah I do. Your worship will fuel the next 3AM sesh.
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Video: Cum Fuckin Rave4/29/23report
Enjoy cuz fuck was that video fun to make.
User: baggysagger4/3/23report
This site wouldn't be able to handle Tar Man vs. The Goonimal content. Imagine this mf hugging me into his tar belly.
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Photo: Stuffed3/31/23report
Thanks for the business you sexy greasy fuck.
User: dbl9993/31/23report
If the guys did ever find out it would end badly for me. Would be absolute humiliation. It would be a lot of the shit that usually I'm the one screaming into the ear of whoever's takin my work-of-art dick. The video might be worth it though...........which is a scary thought.
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Video: The Guys'll Never Know3/31/23report
All gooners are welcome.
User: gooniegooner3/31/23report
This is the part where the dumbass part of me doesn't want to hug you back but when I do, my pupils dilate and I'm just a naked animal for the night.
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Photo: How about a hug?3/25/23report
I figure a painted Jinn is always warm. That sounds very very useful.
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User: Tony Jinn3/22/23report
DRAG ME IN UNTIL THE SCREAMS BECOME GURGLING AND MOANING.
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Photo: Lying in mud under a heat lamp3/21/23report
NOW THIS IS THE SHIT IT NEED. TURN ME INTO A GOLEM. TURN ME INTO SOMETHING ELSE SO I DISAPPEAR AND IT TAKES OVER. WARM ME UP AND PLASTER ME, MUDMAN2010.
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Photo: covered in clay under a heatlamp3/21/23report
If you want this, then make it happen. Give in. FEEL WHAT ITS LIKE TO LET IT SEEP IN. GO MINDLESS. GO DUMB. GO EVEN FURTHER THAN THIS VIDEO. NUT. MIX IT IN. NUT MORE.

As far as buying some, you can make it. elmers glue slime. Buying some having been already used like in this video would be illegal unfortunately but fuck would that sell and be hot as shit. Have hope. There might be loopholes.
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Video: Old Slime Solo Rave3/14/23report
Thanks again man. Fuck yeah.
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User: muddyboy843/10/23report
Keep likin' my content and you're gonna get yourself in some deep shit, bitch. Imma slime you in the streets.
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User: Gungebro3/5/23report
This stuff, believe it or not, is just elmers glue, black acrylic paint, contact lense solution, and baking soda. We sound like witches...
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Video: Old Slime Solo Rave3/3/23report
*Splat_BITCH was plowed in the slop senseless for wamming the wrong Gooninal too many times*




Love you boo
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User: Splat_Boy3/2/23report
Bring it dude. Watch me squirm as I slowly disappear. Just a gooey chocolate golem.
Video: Peanut Butter Pig3/1/23report
Hell yes. Thank you for the business. I hope it was a greasy as you needed it to be.
User: Boiporco2/3/23report
Thats actually really fuckin hot. Lucky cop. Always thought about what would happen if I was pulled over one day like this.
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Photo: Slimed Out of the Blue1/26/23report
As you should be, grungeboy2. I get hard because of my own sloppy beard. Fuck yeah, watch it flop around and paint my face like my cock paints my tummy sometimes.
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Video: Worship Me1/23/23report
"AS ALWAYS" IS FUCKING RIGHT.
Video: Worship Me1/22/23report
FUCK YES. WORSHIP ME ALL OF YOU.
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Video: A Whole Fucking Bucket of Lard1/15/23report
To all saying that they wanna do this...BUY DAWN DISH SOAP FIRST OR SUFFER.
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Video: A Whole Fucking Bucket of Lard1/14/23report
Fuck yeah. Enjoy the content.
User: jayblock21/12/23report
That video was a shit ton of fun to make. Hope you fucking love it.
User: PupRidge1/10/23report
Hope you enjoyed the new vids. Thanks again.
User: swampguy12/30/22report
You're awesome. Enjoy again.
User: Mudworker12/30/22report
One, read your profile and glad that you found my people--your people--umd--et.

Two, thanks for the business and you'll enjoy it. They always do.
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User: MudmanMatt12/23/22report
Thanks for the business, man. Enjoy you twisted man you.
User: johndoe78912/23/22report
Oh fuck yes. Enjoy the content and thank you for the business, oh majestic paint god.
User: muddeguy12/13/22report
Thanks for the business. Good to know there's dudes that love the grease as much as me out there. I might get excommunicated for this but, sometimes i crave grease more than mud.
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User: filthysimon12/10/22report
Thanks for the business. Hope you enjoyed it all over yourself.
User: Mudworker11/30/22report
Thanks again, boiiiiiii.
User: MelbMan11/14/22report
Fuck yeah. Enjoy the fun content. Nut all over.
User: fbtxminotaur11/10/22report
Thanks for the love, my mans.
User: jayblock211/10/22report
I hope you enjoyed the weirdness. THX
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User: Joshuawam1011/4/22report
Thanks for all the love my messy brother. May your Winter be abnormally filthy.
User: Pup Kaos11/3/22report
Hope you enjoy the content. There's some intense crazy shit in that video. Lap it up.
User: Mucky_Dave10/15/22report
Your business makes me cum harder. It's just how it works. Thank you, from me and everyone in the future.
User: boschser10/5/22report
Hell yes, man. Get coated, stay coated.
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Photo10/5/22report
FUCK YEAH. Its the shiny chonk body for me.
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Photo10/5/22report
5:04 = hoiyah
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Video: Muddyotter and Rasher Playing in Muddyotters' Scottish Bog10/1/22report
Fuck yes. Worship the inbred swamp boy.
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Video: Mullet Mud9/20/22report
FUCK YEAH YOU DADDY ASS MF. THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT. MY FOLLOWERS SHOULD THANK YOU TOO CUZ THAT MANY SALES IS GONNA SPONSOR THE NEXT SLIMEY CONTENT. You are an outstanding gentleman. Good day.
User: landon25008/26/22report
fuck yeah to awe dat.
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Video: Stinky Summer Swamp8/25/22report
YESSSS WORSHIP ME
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Video: Living Slime (To Music)8/18/22report
Love the found photo look. Anybody else know what I mean?
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Photo7/24/22report
Have fun with the content, Axel. Thanks
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User: Grapeboisoda7/19/22report
Cake on more. I wanna see your second form you slimy claybeast. MORE.
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Photo: 18 - Just your average happy muddy man7/8/22report
Pigs piggin' like they're born to.
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Photo: Gray suck7/8/22report
Fuck yeah. I like the enthusiasm. Thanks for the love.
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User: Alex Sanchez6/26/22report
Yeah, the guy on the right wouldn't survive 5 minutes with me. Its the cutest-hottest body shape there is. I speak for all of us when I say that I need that messy DUMPLING asap.
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Photo6/11/22report
Enjoy the fun content. Thanks for the business.
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User: dbl9996/11/22report
Thanks for the business. Enjoy it to the fullest. We're talkin' cum all over yourself. Lock the doors. Watch the video(s) over and over again. Pig out, boy.
User: MelbMan6/7/22report
Thanks again, man. Enjoy.
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User: gxxd3696/1/22report
Enjoy the videos, man. Thanks for the business.
User: swampguy5/25/22report
Thank you for the business. Enjoy. Hope this season is a good one for you.
User: muddyboy845/25/22report
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