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256 comments
Thanks for the business. Enjoy worshiping me.
User: venomswim5/23/22report
Fuck yeah, messyfan21, do it. Go nuts. Yell. Moan. Its a performance and its you. LET IT ALL OUT AND LET US WATCH. You too, nakedmudlover, creator of those black sludge videos that had their share of turning me into what I am today. That is, if your profile picture is you and I am remembering having seen it on the right channels with the videos I'm talking about. lol.
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Video: Football Goon Grease God (To Music)5/22/22report
Welcome to our family, brother SplatBoy.
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Video: For My Cult Following (To Music)5/1/22report
Good fucking boy, Melbourne_mud.
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Video: For My Cult Following (To Music)4/16/22report
Oh shit yeah man. You look at home in there.
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Photo4/9/22report
Dude, I agree with the other guys....I need this chest caked in mud coming towards me. Hug me in. Drag me down. GRRRRRR
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Photo4/1/22report
Hit me up soon
User: mudmuckmessman3/29/22report
FUCK YES, DUDE. GET WILD. JACK HARDER. I know you want to throw that shy shit away. I know you feel a wall. Fear or whatever it is can go fuck itself. Strip naked and dive in, kid. Flip that hair around. Yell like a fucking idiot. You'd be one hell of an animal like me if you let yourself go.

But until then, keep posting stuff like this. We can't stop jacking to it. Good shit. Godspeed.
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Video: First Time Filming in the Mud Pit3/29/22report
You're talking to a man that cums to himself. This one's hot af. Agreed. I came past my own head. IDGAF.
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Scene: Slimy Mud Boy (To Music)3/20/22report
The ambience is palpable. I can feel the calming noise of the AC vent and the chill vibe radiating from the lights. Well done.
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Photo: UMD Studio 23/16/22report
Ah yes, the slime church. I've only heard legends of this place. Some say it doesn't exist at all.
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Photo: UMD Studio 43/16/22report
And that's just the trailer, MudguyGE
Scene: Slimy Mud Boy (To Music)3/9/22report
This is the last thing my friends would see rise from a pool in front of me before it hugs me and they'd have to watch as I disappear entirely becoming this thing.
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Photo3/9/22report
HELL YEAH. DUMP IT ALLLLL
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Photo3/9/22report
Fuck yeah
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Photo: Some tiktokers...3/9/22report
You're killing me, dude. You're in my wankbank now. No objections, please.
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Photo: Take me down 3/8/22report
Dude, all that fucking slimy dad meat. HOW TF HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE. I can feel exactly what you're feeling in the pic.
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Photo: Fuck yea!!!3/8/22report
For the record, I'm still laughing at myself for this...
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Scene: Slimy Mud Boy (To Music)3/8/22report
Another someone's been missing the day where they teach you only positive or constructive comments are appreciated...but fair point...

If we're getting scientific, the beef spreads slowly. If he let it get to his feet, he doesn't know if it'll let him out. Otherwise he'd dive in the muscle mud pit immediately.
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Video: Holy Shit3/6/22report
Another new mud video is coming...prepare your testiculars.
User: The Goonimal3/6/22report
YES YOU GET IT. YOU SEE IT. I CAN FEEL YOU CRAVING MORE. I CAN'T RESIST ANSWERING.
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Video: Football Goon Grease God (To Music)3/5/22report
I turn all my goons into works of art. Looks like you have the eye for it, megapies. I like you.
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Photo: Caulk Boy3/5/22report
I know right. It might have well been gorilla glue--just as stucky atleast--even before its cured. It bonded to flesh like a wet tongue on super glue...It gripped my skin and held me. I could resist or give in and let it cover me whole, just trust it until it let me out...if it chose to. I obviously chose right.
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Photo: I'm Gonna Let It Eat Me3/4/22report
But like you said, the best way to jack it. So you already knew all that...that comments more for the others that don't speak our language yet. :P
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Photo: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME3/4/22report
Bro, you have no idea--or you do---doesn't matter--the globs of mud just crawled up me and took what they wanted. My moobs melted. My lips dissolved. My belly got swallowed into it all. If only I could have retained the motor functions to take pics after this moment. If there was a slider like some setting in Photoshop, it would be more toward a melted pit of mud than a fully formed human man.
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Photo: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME3/4/22report
The brain yells for mercy but the body growls for more. He can't stop it. Holding on to his humanity is like blowing out a candle and trying to hold the smoke.
Photo: Caulk Boy3/4/22report
ChiefPietoss,

It was lumpy as fuck. I don't know what was in it and I don't give a fuck. it felt amazing; warm, gooey, sticky, thick. It was amazing. It was poetry in motion. lol.
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Photo: We Are One3/4/22report
@rick

Unfortunately no, bubby. I wish. I took a video but it just wasn't worthy of a full video. I could recreate it however if one day I feel so inspired. Its a hot one, that's for sure-- a boy completely covered in sticky caulk not giving a fuck what happens or what's permenent.

Maybe one day you'll get to see Caulk Boy in live action. Maybe not. The Swamp will decide.
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Photo: Caulk Boy3/4/22report
For all the love, have fun with the coupon, bub. If you wanna buy any of my stuff, use the code that I DM'd you and you'll get half off....You can use it twice. If theres any complications, let me know.
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User: QSHun3/4/22report
He'd look down and have to watch this new body get fucking painted in your cum. We're talking gallons.
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Photo: Boy loves it3/4/22report
Yes. Though you would hear my goon inside screaming as he's merged with another man. mmmmm. He knows he'll live and he knows he'll get out eventually, but he'd watch in horror as he becomes one with you.
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Photo: Boy loves it3/4/22report
Look at those puny shoulders...thats gotta change boys. Get ready for the meatiest version of the Goonimal by next winter.
Photo: Boy loves it3/4/22report
I like the screaming. Sue me. That would be me if I ever found a dude diesel enough to make me take it in the swamp. Would have to be some football lineman lookin mf or somethin.
Video: Sex in the Mud!3/2/22report
Behold, another disciple. You see it. You see what I, The Swamp, can do.

in so many words, FUCK YES MUDDY DOGGY F, bow to The Swamp.
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Video: Holy Shit2/23/22report
Thanks for the business. It is the single greatest piece of art ever made. F that cubist Picasso GARBAGE.
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User: gxxd3692/23/22report
Thanks for the business. Have fun with it!
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User: mudman1212/23/22report
Thanks for all the love.
User: sportsgearmess2/22/22report
Thanks for your business. If you don't enjoy the videos... then I'll find you...and drag you into the swamp. You've been warned.
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User: drto2/21/22report
So y'all want more swamp muscles, huh?
User: The Goonimal2/21/22report
If only I had another video coming soon...hmm.
User: The Goonimal2/20/22report
One would require rope.
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Video: Holy Shit2/20/22report
I know. It's a curse. It takes control.
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Video: (Early Days) Yellow Slime Boy2/20/22report
Thanks for all the love.
User: lkjhg2/19/22report
This guy knows
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Video: Holy Shit2/14/22report
Fuck yeah, MuddyBob. Was a privelage to become that beast. Fucking look at me.
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Video: Holy Shit2/14/22report
FUCK YEAH I DID, BURG42.

I didn't think I'd ever get to feel like I was literally absorbed by it all but I legit nutted when I was a foot down fully upright and spread-eagle humping the absolute shit out of the gloop. All I could do was scream, "FUCK YEAH" but all you could hear was the belching swamp.
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Video: The Stank Bog Takes Another2/14/22report
SplatBoy, agreed but i was testing the waters. hehe. Maybe I'll get weirder if the people want weirder. I'm not afraid to go further...I just need the money for it lol.
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Video: (Early Days) Chocolate Slime Video.2/14/22report
FUCK YEAH
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Photo2/14/22report
That's not Walter anymore. What have you done?!?!
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Scene: Smothered2/14/22report
behold, a new video.
User: The Goonimal2/9/22report
Atta boy. Show us the armpits.
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Photo1/12/22report
Hug me in HARD.
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Photo1/7/22report
When are you guys ready for another mud video???
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User: The Goonimal1/7/22report
Mf I'll fuq up. Don't wam me.





Hoe
User: QSHun1/6/22report
Columbus Ohio quarry.
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Photo1/5/22report
New mud locations this year. Be prepared.
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User: The Goonimal12/29/21report
'Paid 0.00$ or .25$ etc.' 😟. Why even try anymore?
User: The Goonimal12/29/21report
Fuck yeah. Size and mud were made for each other.
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Video: Second Time Being Filmed in the Mud10/15/21report
Gamwam, maybe I should change the video name. I do see what ur sayin'.

And jungleQSSman hells yes. There'd be no telling where ur body ends and mine begins.
Scene: First 2021 Wallow6/4/21report
Definitely something to think about doing in future vids. Thanks!
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Scene: One of the First6/4/21report
Imagine this but your hugging yourself into another guy. Sealed inside together. Spread eagle. Yeah, I need that.
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Photo5/2/21report
Nut to my video. You should be thanking me.
User: dbl9993/13/21report
I'm the king of this shit.
User: The Goonimal3/2/21report
When you're reenacting that scene in ghost but you both accidentally FLOOR the pottery wheel pedal.
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Photo2/28/21report
Gamwam, it had no bottom but just more so got thicker to the point of floating whoever falls that deep back up.
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Video: The Stank Bog Takes Another1/1/21report
Droppin' that new shit.
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User: The Goonimal10/25/20report
Ho shit...id...id do horrible things to get that.
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Video: Chocolate Man Anyone?9/19/20report
Told you. Im the best that's ever been.
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Scene: What a Fucking Goon9/17/20report
Id rail you
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Photo: felt so good 😊 9/17/20report
J'mone.
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Scene: Finally Watch Me Fuck The Swamp9/17/20report
Fuuuuuuccccckkkk hyah. Thus is bliss and I love it.
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Video: Pig in the Mud, Wareham 20149/16/20report
Oh fuck yeah
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Photo8/28/20report
Unfortunately no. Wild drunk nights in college. Never really filmed that.
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Photo: Bulldozer Grease8/24/20report
I've been in grease traps big enough at car shops that I got all the way in.
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Photo: Bulldozer Grease8/24/20report
Gamwam I agree. Hard to find guys with the same passion close to me.
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Photo: Bulldozer Grease8/23/20report
An animal schlong of the gods.
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Video: (Early Days) Sludge Covered Worker8/21/20report
This is not shit, no.
Photo: More!8/19/20report
Slime I made from elmers glue
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Photo: It Covers Him Fully7/27/20report
Elmers glue slime will do the trick. Expensive in large quantities though
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Photo: It Climbs Up His Body7/27/20report
Grease is in my top 3 substances
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Photo: Bulldozer Grease7/24/20report
Yuss! Give in
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Photo: 0147/24/20report
I fuck what enters my swamp.
Photo: Swamp beast7/24/20report
Hell yes, man.
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Photo: White trash becomes mud.7/24/20report
Doowit.
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Photo: What do you think?6/29/20report
Yeah, i agree with the others. Russians are always welcome cuz damn they're hot as hell.
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User: WAMer6/29/20report
Used to watch this video a lot. Now i can't find it.
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Photo6/24/20report
I know. Feast your eyes.
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Photo: Lockdown broke me. Im back.6/21/20report
Nice
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User: Kevmo26LA12/5/19report
Oh shit yeah
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Photo10/23/19report
I...im pretty straight but I wanna slide my dick in that...
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Photo10/23/19report
Coated is the best state of being. Lol
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Photo9/6/19report
This is the most adorable messy shit I've ever seen.
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Photo: Tub cake batter coverage8/27/19report
Noice
User: MuddyATVer8/27/19report
Love seeing dudes just as weird as i am.
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Video: Lost at Battleships to Messyboxers23. Chocolate Mess!6/16/19report
Columbus Ohio
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Photo: Finally out9/6/18report
This is so simple and unexpected but this is one of my favorite pictures of messy stuff on the internet. I guess it just speaks to me lol
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Photo7/1/18report
Pits in central Ohio.
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Video: Mud Pudding Boy Deleted Scene6/2/18report
What is give to be a victim
Photo: You're In ME Now4/18/18report
Can't pull me into the mud pit. I am the mud pit now.
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User: quickmudarmpitfarts2/20/18report
Fool, I'll do more than just pull you into the mud. Don't start with me.
User: Mudfunfan2/20/18report
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