Comments by RevSlymsford

If I get a custom request for these with girls, I would be delighted to :thumbsup:

Scene: The Feet Tickling And Slime Boys Gameshow9/6/23report

Please feel free to speak your mind

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Sorry Trouso..wish we'd been able to deliver something more to your tastes :D :D

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So that's 2 votes for Jimmy. Any more suggestions lads?

Scene: Wilfred Tries Gungetank Quiz + Gets Multiple Green Slimings9/4/23report

Thanks both. Moho..you and I definitely share a love of cute panties and when I wrote this scene they were a big part of my thinking, even tho they aren't on for all that long. Le Rex..I am delighted you like the scene.

Scene: Kaydens X Rated Naked Head 2 Toe In Marshmallow + Dildo Wank9/4/23report

Oh my word..I nearly spilt my drink when I read your flake query. :D :D :D. Really glad you have enjoyed this one, and thanks for taking the time to leave a comment.

Scene: BBW Gaby The Human Ice Cream Sundae9/1/23report

Thanks so much. We are thrilled that you love it so much. Thanks for taking the time to give such lovely feedback.

Scene: Wilfred Tries Gungetank Quiz + Gets Multiple Green Slimings9/1/23report

Hablan en Ingles

Scene: Adrianna Is Trashed And Stripped For Boyfriend Stealing8/27/23report

Thanks Gurph. Great spot...my profile pic is indeed the lovely Tefy from this scene https://previouslyon.umd.net/download_info/tefy-v-yiyi-play-a-sliming-and-stripping which is on my new store 'Previously On UMD'. So glad you loved the pic

User: RevSlymsford8/22/23report

Hi Executive Producer :D :D :D :D. I totally agree...this is a great scene.

Scene: Kaydens' 'Endless' Chocolate Marshmallow Messy Pour8/22/23report

Heck Yes....you don't want to miss Part 3 next week.

Scene: Marcos and Oisin Get Loads More Slime + Honey From Cillian8/17/23report

Loving all the love, and the stupendous puns, for this one. Glad it's proving a humdinger

Scene: Churchgoer Kaydens Turned Wild With Lust and Wanks In Mud8/12/23report

Thanks both, I am so pleased you love this one. Lerex..you have eggshelled yourself with those puns. They are terrific yolks. (My coat is next to yours)

Scene: Kaydens + The Egg Filled One Piece Swimsuit8/6/23report

Si ellas hablan espal

Scene: Tefy V Sophi Compete To Avoid The Slime But Both Get It!8/4/23report

Thanks Houston. Look out for more of Aoibheann soon

Scene: Women's World Cup Of Messy Rps: Aoibheann V Genesis8/4/23report

I think you know I am a huge fan of cute panties

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Follow your heart Mr Angry. I am sure you will love this one.

Scene: Snooty Boss Bri Gets Messy Humiliating Trashing: Ends Naked7/31/23report

Thanks so much. I hope you will love both episodes of this great series

Scene: Brat Tries To Get Her Rival Trashed: Ends Naked / Humiliated7/6/23report

Thnks Both. Homer...look out for a another 'double wamming' scene later this year, where Bri suffers beautifully, all over again

Scene: Bri's 2nd Total Trashing! Cleans Up Only To Be Trashed Again6/13/23report

Thanks so much. Definitely was a very special one.

Scene: Epic 9 Girl Restaurant Pie Fight!6/4/23report

Thanks so much Le Rex. I hope you'll love it :D :D :D :D

Scene: Kaydens Vs Tracey... Strip Marshmallow Fluff Wrestling5/27/23report

Jessie withdrew all her topless scenes from sale, and reached agreement with all producers about this too. I am sure you'd agree it was the right thing to respect her wishes. But there are still many great clothed Jessie scenes still available.

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There will be more scenes with Kay, 100%. Keep your eyes peeled :)

Scene: Saturday Slop Shop: Satine Spark Trashes Contest Winner Kay5/1/23report

I couldn't agree more.

Scene: Kaydens Chocolate Turtleneck Trashing: Bare Body Coated Too4/22/23report

Me too!!

Scene: Ana Destroys Topless Maxine Even More: Pies, Trifle, Cake ++4/14/23report

Yes...if you, or anyone, buys the scene via UMD and then DM me, I will happily send you the 30fps version

Scene: Cherry and Satine Trash Kacie James In Officewear3/20/23report

The video in which Kacie got trashed to end up looking like this is: https://umd.net/download_info/cherry-and-satine-trash-kacie-james-in-o

Scene: Messy Office: Kacie Gets Her Gooey Revenge On Satine Spark3/20/23report

Thanks Homer. I am so glad you love it

Scene: Kacie's Revenge On Satine: The Girls Go Tit4Tat + End Nude3/20/23report

Really glad you love it so much. We will do our very best to make similar scenes.

Scene: Messy Office: Kacie Gets Her Gooey Revenge On Satine Spark3/12/23report

It was marshmalllow cream :)

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I couldn't agree more. I am a huge knickers fan myself, so the scripts will often have an element that ensures we get a nice view. Thanks for noticing

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Flans :)

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This scene is released and available to buy on 22nd December 2022 (tomorrow, at the time of writing). Not long to wait! Then you will be able to buy it no problem :)

Scene: Luna's Dares 2: Fill Nappy With Eggs, Rice, Soy Sauce12/21/22report

I really appreciate your enthusiasm. The next dare will be released on Thursday :thumbsup:

Scene: Luna's Dares: Dare 1: Eggs In Her Sexy Bikini, + Her Mouth12/20/22report

Thanks so much. I am really glad you like it. We always do our best to try and make dreams come true. Thanks for taking the time to comment

Scene: The Monarch's Christmas Games: Bikini Girls Pied / Watered12/6/22report

Hi Wamsneak. Apologies for the erroneous mention of trainers. I don't believe there are any trainers in this scene and I have corrected the description. The pics show the clothes that are ruined. Thanks for flagging this typo.

Scene: Honour Trashes Ivy Again! Cuts + Ruins Going Home Clothes11/22/22report

Love your enthusiasm, thanks so much. No rps scene planned for them at the mo, but they will definitely work together as they are bffs & their reactions are fantastic. Of course we may yet get a custom request for that specific idea, so don't give up hope lol

Scene: Justine's Messy And Humiliating Interview10/13/22report

Thanks for the comment Joe. I am delighted to say that Nicolette has had more comebacks than Lazarus and Sinatra, and is shooting for us again

Scene: Total Mess 2022: I'd Do Anything! Messy X Rated Fucking10/11/22report

Thanks Gang! I am a huge Nicolette fan too, and she really gives it all she's got in this one.

Scene: Total Mess 2022: I'd Do Anything! Messy X Rated Fucking10/7/22report

Oh she definitely does...but Ana seems to have a knack for escaping in time :D

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She's a natural born trouble maker and so is Yiyi. When we put them together it's always chaos

Scene: Yiyi Turns The Tables: Tefy and John End Up Pied9/25/22report

The new girl, Allison's friend, is in red

Scene: Kaydens' Sister Allison + Her Friend Get Totally Covered.9/11/22report

Yes, we do. You get to see the outfit clean for about 30-40 seconds before Kaydens uses the first pie

Scene: Kaydens Taboo Sheet Cake And Pie Sitting + Destruction Fun9/9/22report

Bras and panties stay firmly on in this one...but the girls look fantastic

Scene: Messy Jessie V Dede Mud Wrestling Fun8/7/22report

Thanks..I am glad you like it. No, we don't see their faces I am afraid. The screengrabs accurately reflect the views you get :thumbsup:

Scene: Kaydens + Morrgan's Magical Cake Crushing With Feet + Arses7/24/22report

This looks fantastic. Please may I ask what scene is it from?

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Thanks for the idea :D :D

Scene: Jimmy Vs Antony Rps: Who Ends Naked, Gungetanked, Then Pied?7/2/22report

Thanks so much :thumbsup:

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Oatmeal. It's oatmeal slime

Scene: Yiyi Says I Don't Know and Gets Slimed5/31/22report

Thanks so much. We are delighted you love it

Scene: War Of The Week: Messy Gameshow: Super Trashing Friday5/13/22report

Thanks Joe. I am so pleased that you liked this so much. We definitely hope to do more arse worship

Scene: 3 Girl Lesbian Messy Arse Worship Fun: The Climax3/18/22report

Thanks very much

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https://umd.net/download_info/jilly-ariel-and-jaycethe-me

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Thanks so much. You are very kind

Scene: Kaydens' and Sister Allison (Ali's First Time Messy) In Tar12/5/21report

Thanks so much for the really kind birthday wishes. It's great that we are both still here and, hopefully, thriving despite all the challenges. I appreciate your kindness

User: Jayce11/23/21report

Thanks so much for the birthday wishes. I appreciate all your support and encouragement over such a long period of time.

User: Potatoman-J11/23/21report

Thanks pokeherking. We hope the next run of Monarch Monthly will be in January, and will feature the 'Please Release Me' episode you mention. I will let the Monacrh respond to your suggestions but I wanted to say thanks for being so enthused about these scenes. We love making them and we really relish the audience interaction and feedback. It's so great that you are enjoying them. We will keep trying to make them the best they can be for you.

Scene: Monarch Monthly Messy Variety Game Show: October Episode 211/10/21report

I just adore this picture

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Hi Robert. I think you are asking for a custom video? I will send you a dm. Obviously the scene that you have commented on doesn't feature those things. The scene here is as described...a nice messy shampoo video.

Scene: Ana's Relaxing Mayonnaise Shampoo10/14/21report

Thanks so much for buying it, and for your mini review. I am so pleased you enjoyed it and feel it was a 'great purchase'.

Scene: Ana Stripped, + Is Slimed 12 Times! (Special Release)10/7/21report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSTnsBrmIM

Scene: Waitress Vs Customers: Water, Pies, Slime + Mayo Slapstick9/22/21report

Thanks so much for voting. The release of the Monarch Monthly show this will be in will depend on when models are free to film other segments etc. However it won't be earlier than September, and should'n't be later than November. But there'll be plenty more other good scenes coming out in the meanwhile.

Video: Please Release Me! Vote To Decide Who Gets Slimed8/9/21report

Thanks so much for voting. You are the first purchaser to vote..who knows, yours may be the casting vote :D. Thanks for the great idea too..that would be funny. I will make sure it is passed to the Monarch for consideration :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Scene: Monarch Monthly Messy Variety Game Show: May: Episode 35/31/21report

If you purchase the scene, don't forget to vote on who told the best joke! Your votes will determine who gets egged next episode!

Scene: Monarch Monthly Messy Variety Game Show: May: Episode 35/29/21report

Thank-you. For the latter scenario you may well enjoy https://umd.net/download_info/the-boys-get-their-own-back-on-the-girls

Scene: CFNM Wam Bundle: Handjobs, Blowjobs Pies and Cum5/27/21report

Thanks so much. I will drop you a line once lineups are confirmed :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Scene: Extreme Rock Paper Scissors: Nikki + Adriana5/16/21report

For me, it is always the expression of the girl who is splatting it..but I think I am in a minority :D

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I couldn't agree more!

Scene: CFNM Human Pie Target Pie Throw Testing... plus Cum!4/17/21report

As a wise man once said...we strive to please!

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Thanks for voting, none19. Wampire...you will have to keep watching the free previews to see which UK presenter takes a pie.

Video: Monarch Monthly Pt 2: Vote To Decide Who Gets Slimed!3/8/21report

That is the lovely Tefy :) :)

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Thanks so much for these lovely comments. You are very kind. Full credit to the amazing customer whose idea it was, and to the models for delivering it so well. I am really glad you love our ideas...and yes, no mercy in a wam scenario..she deserved the works :)

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Thanks very much. This is actually her tights she is holding open, but the compliment and sentiment are still very much appreciated.

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He may well do.....keep watching the store :)

Scene: Daniel and Patrick: Shampoo, Shaving Cream, Hair Shave + BJ1/19/21report

This is a brilliant picture. I would love to be able to create a photo in photo like this..is it difficult?

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Thanks for your interest. Have to correct you on your misapprehension tho. By volume the largest number of scenes I have with the Latin American models is girls getting messy (at the hands of other girls). Look out for scenes with those 3 girls getting messy coming very soon.

Scene: Luna's Head Dunking / Hair Play Fun In The Jacuzzi10/14/20report

Thanks. I am glad you like it. Antony won't be doing boy/boy bj scenes I am afraid. But look out for new guy Ryan very soon

Scene: Rafa and Daniel: Bj and Pies Special10/1/20report

Yes..look out for more boy/boy bj fun in some future scenes too

Scene: Rafa's Foamy Head Shaved, and Then Cum On, While Bj-ing.9/14/20report

Thanks so much for your interest.

This was a 4 part series

https://umd.net/download_info/the-epic-messy-wedding-1-the-bridesmaid
https://umd.net/download_info/messy-wedding-2-bride-in-the-mudpit-gung
https://umd.net/download_info/messy-wedding-3-the-evil-guest-gets-her
https://umd.net/download_info/messy-wedding-4-naked-and-trashed

Of course it's Buy 2 Get 1 Free on my store, so you'll get a good deal if you buy them together.

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Thanks very much

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It's from Liz and Honour's Lesbian Fuckfest 3..you can find it at.. https://reverend-slymsfords-splosher.umd.net/download_info/liz-and-honours-lesbian-fuckfest-3

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It really was red wine....no coming back for that dress!!!!

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No singing about puppies, sadly. It ends in part two...https://reverend-slymsfords-splosher.umd.net/download_info/waiter-v-customer-naked-piefight-continu

Scene: Waiter V Customer Piefight: John + Antony End up Naked5/25/20report

Those are enormously impressive, Penny

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A beautiful bottom indeed :)

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Lol!! That is Carnation Caramel. It is absolutely not anything forbidden here

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Thank-you

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Thanks for all your kind and thoughtful wammer of the day comments.

User: RevSlymsford3/2/20report

Hi Smudge. This is from a new scene, due for release later this year (all these photos are from scenes coming later this year). I am really glad you like it.

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Hi Pieman 3000. It's a scene with Ivy and a new model that will be released later this year. Thanks for your interest :)

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Hi Scroggle. Thanks so much for purchasing it. I am so glad you love it.

Scene: Ivy Wanks With A Dildo Whilst Taking 21 Thrown Pies12/29/19report

Clearly you had the WAM talent from day one :). Do you remember what the first one was?

Scene: Sexy Schoolgirl Kaydens Plays with Mud Pies11/7/19report

But of course!! Trashing an expensive handbag is very important work and Ana takes pride in totally destroying it !!!

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It was purely an improvisation on Kacie's part, but I know what you mean..it works really well. I must try this again.

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I love that dress too. I have never been able to find a similar one at an affordable price since. Would love a girl being trashed to wear it.

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I would happy to be called as an expert witness to agree!

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Thanks Oops. Cherry specialises in this sort of destruction lol

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Tho Cherry only does fully clothed modelling, I hope you'll agree she was totally destroyed in the recent Messy Boarding School series..and that's not her first thorough trashing either!

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I couldn't agree with you more!

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Thanks very much for the kind words

Scene: Rafa Covers Close Friend Antony In Pie7/15/19report