Comments by jonh387 - UMD Fetish

What you need? This is what we ALL need!

Photo: What I needed10/12/23report

Megapies, you have surpassed yourself.

Photo: Got my hands so full cannot concentrate on what el10/12/23report

:love: :love: :love: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo: What I needed10/11/23report

I would rather see the bearded guy in the chair taking the pie. I would rather see the bearded guy, period. (No offense to the other guy)

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A dick going BOING! What could be hotter?

Photo: Click for animation10/8/23report

Wish my gym was more like this. I would LOVE to see more free parts!

Video: 1 Minute Free from "Back to the Gym"10/8/23report

ANY picture with Piesplats in it is sexy.

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Loving it

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Awesome, outstanding, HOT

Scene: Part 1: J&J Make a Cake10/6/23report

No Bo Shorts, Billy Bob is an IDEAL guy to have a pie fight with! So fuckin hot and hairy!!

Scene: Pie Fight with Billy Bob Again10/2/23report

More than just the mud is amazing in this pic--there's that nice hot body too.

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Oh man! Leaves me breathless.

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Just one pie? You've got so much hot real estate in your chest and belly that a second (and third and fourth) pies would go so well slathered on you, so that floppy nose wouldn't have a chance. Great job Al.

Video: Clowning around with a Shaving Cream Pie9/30/23report

Will there be a video of this session?

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Second the motion! Great to have you back--don't ever go away again!

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Such a sexy arm pit!

Photo: Way too clean still...9/27/23report

Ah...men and pies--manly camaraderie

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My favorite part: near the end, when he gets the chocolate cream pie splatted into that huge mound of shaving cream already on his face.

Video: Ultimate Messy Meetup Fun9/25/23report

Hottest arm pits on UMD.

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GREAT video--thanks for sharing guys, a really hot job!

Video: Ultimate Messy Meetup Fun9/23/23report

Terrific video! Very erotic and penis-stiffening.

Scene: It's Chocolate9/19/23report

You look like you need somehelp

Photo: More9/18/23report

New overalls and a gooey cherry pie--your dick must be raging underneath!

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Yes, true heaven is having marshmallow fluff glopped all over your head and body

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Love the total obliteration.

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Fuckin HOT!

Photo: Fucked hard8/26/23report

Terrific Dave

Video: Pie Repellent8/25/23report

Bravo!

Video: Pied at the Park8/17/23report

nice ass!

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The fur, the slightly out-of-shape abs, the dick, the little tease of your beard--very hot!!

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Breathtaking

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Stunning!!

Video: Wet, White and Blue8/3/23report

Face plant--place the cake on a bed with or couch with plastic sheeting underneath, then come up to the bed holding the cake at chest height, and trip into the cake and onto the bed. Do it!!

Photo: What should I do with this . Face plant or sit on 7/29/23report

There are so many more flavors for you to explore! Strawberry, cherry, banana, coconut cream, etc.--you'd look terrific in all of them!

Photo: Chocolate7/21/23report

Very hot!

Video: Starting Out with Pie7/20/23report

Yeah Lurker 2022, you're right, this hot guy could get back in shape if he wanted.....but I like him the way he is right now! Dad bods are hot too!

Photo: Letting it drip.7/18/23report

Great job Josh! Your hot body, those great gooey pies, and your joking attitude made my day!

Video: If You Don't Reply Loss7/17/23report

Nice big boner in those shorts!

Video: Wet Dare7/12/23report

I'd love to see how the bananas turned out. You sure had a BIG load of stuff in your pants! Great video--thanks for sharing!

Video: A Bang of a Fourth of July Part 27/9/23report

very hot

Video: Green Porridge7/5/23report

:love: :love: :love: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Photo: I lost track of how many pies it was 7/5/23report

Love the gap tooth!

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Oh yeah! Suck-alicious!

Photo: This feels incredible!6/25/23report

I love how you don't wipe your eyes right away, preferring to let the slop migrate slowly down from your head onto your chest and belly. Thanks for sharing!

Video: Very Messy, Creamy Pie6/23/23report

Holy shit!

Video: Fruitkitty--24 Catapult Pies, 1 Manual + 2 Overhead Tubes6/17/23report

So hot, so horny--a star is born!

Video: I Got Slimed!6/13/23report

I didn't just smile, I got pretty hard.

Video: 3 Foam Pies6/9/23report

Want to hug or lay on top of you.

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bravo!

Video: Lunchtime Pieing6/2/23report

:love: :love: :love:

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Give us a hug honey.

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Wow--so beat off-able!

Photo: Anyone see where my pies went?5/21/23report

Here's a request: next time, take off your shorts. Liberate that big dick!

Video: Wet Jeans and Soapy Boxers Shower5/14/23report

Love the baby outfit--looks great on you.

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Right-o Sonny Boy--let me have it!!

Photo: Yeah laugh it up! Now it's your turn! 5/9/23report

:love: :love: :love:

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Is there a video? (Pant pant pant)

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Is that hug for me?

Photo: Under arms4/30/23report

Stunning

Photo: Me 04-26-20234/30/23report

:love: :love: :love:

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:love: :love: :love:

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Hope there's a video.

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wow Hot and very sexy

Video: Red Neck Pie4/1/23report

A face that only a pie could love!

Photo3/28/23report

In a heartbeat!

Photo: How about a hug?3/25/23report

fantastic

Video: Happy Pi Day 20233/21/23report

WOW--hot AF

Video: Victorian Black Paint Sex--Climax3/16/23report

What do you mean, "not good"? I think you look terrific!

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:love: :love: :love:

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So hot..

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One hug, comin' right up.

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WOW! That is one magnificent hairy ass you've got buddy!

Video: Pudding Wedgie--"If You Can Catch Me" Loss3/3/23report

WOW! Hot, in every way!

Photo: Pied! Then caked! Then whipped creamed!3/1/23report

Go for it!

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HOT

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I get to go first!

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Give us a hug!

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very sexy guy

Photo: Singlets & Gunge1/28/23report

This bear has one hot ass!

Photo: This bear is all bare1/26/23report

Wow, very hot!

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Yeah man, the works! Looking good Billie!

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fuckin hot, wanna suck that

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Hey Pieguy, you've obviously got a face that only a pie could love, but next time I'd love to see the camera pull back a little so we could also see your chest and belly

Video: Playing Around1/15/23report

Lookin good Dave!

Photo: Mmmmmm chocolate 1/7/23report

:love: :love:

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Yeah man!

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Hot!

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Yes, more more!! Take off your shirt!

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Super manly camaraderie! Absolutely terrific guys!

Video: Foam Threesome in Manchester11/28/22report

Hope it won't be the last time.

Photo: First time trying pudding!11/27/22report

wow--magnificent!

Photo: 1111/20/22report

From 5:50 on, I love the way the slop you're pouring all over yourself bounces off your erect dick.

Video: Sfl Loss October 16th Ravens Loss to Giants11/10/22report

wow

Photo: 1106 Spreading PB11/8/22report

Agree with Daddy Pie Bear--so hot!

Photo: Helped a friend, this is how he repaid me. YES!11/1/22report

The Army needs more soldiers like you!

Video: Splatoon10/23/22report

all pumped up and ready to go!

Photo10/6/22report

This video is still as hot and sexy as it was 5 years ago--such a magnificent full-figured body, with plenty of real estate, and you cream the hell out of every square inch of it! I want to help!

Video: Slime and Pies9/30/22report

Absolutely terrific Demitri--never get tired of seeing your hot body getting gunged.

Video: Trashing the New Singlet! Merica!9/24/22report

Two hot manly studs and all that gooey black treacle--very beat-off-able guys! Thanks for sharing.

Video: Muddyotter and Rasher Treacle Dessert Time9/24/22report

great costume!

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