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An auspicious debut! Next time try using cake batter--just dump a box of dry batter into your bucket and add warm (not cold!) water and mix to a nice goopy consistency. I'll help you if you like.
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Video: First Gunge3/24/19report
What a beautiful manly body.
Photo3/22/19report
Gorgeous man!
Photo3/22/19report
Now THAT's a boner! Long enough to hang a week's worth of dry cleaning on.
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Video: Fun with Chocolate Sauce and Frosting.3/18/19report
I'll take the whole package.
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Photo3/17/19report
Gorgeous man!
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Photo3/14/19report
Great video! You look like you need some help.
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Video: Los Angeles Splat in the Kisser3/8/19report
Love the full coverage.
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Photo3/2/19report
Right where you belong buddy.
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Photo: Face down in the mud2/28/19report
Now THAT's a boner!
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Photo2/14/19report
Spectacular Muddy, a real public service! I know what I'll be thinking about when I beat off tonight.
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Video: Tar Bear1/25/19report
Agreed-very sexy man
User: dannman811/18/19report
oh yeah--let me come on over and rub that fine manly belly
Photo1/17/19report
hot guy!
Photo1/17/19report
Ah, manly camaraderie.
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Photo: Muddy hugs... nothing like it1/14/19report
TERRIFIC! That's what I like, a fuller-figured gentleman who's unafraid and unashamed to tuck in his T-shirt and show off his manly belly.
Video: Shaving Cream Vs. T-shirt and Jeans1/12/19report
I'm more turned on by your kissing and cuddling than by your messing. GREAT JOB!
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Video: My First WAM1/10/19report
good lookin guy!
Video: 3 Jeans 1 Blue 1 Black 1 Blue1/5/19report
Who's the other guy? Did you give it to him as good as he gave it to you?
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Photo12/31/18report
That is one of THE BEST pie hits on all of UMD! Thanks for sharing. And if I lived anywhere near Philadelphia I'd be at your place in a minute with a whole lot of nice gooey pies just for YOU!
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Video: It's My Birthday, I'll Pie If I Want To! (part 2)12/28/18report
Perfect--except you should have a big cream pie shoved in your face at the end.
Video: Ranch Dressing12/23/18report
Even better than the last one.
Photo12/21/18report
Yeah man--right between the eyes!
Photo12/21/18report
Like the Hokey Pokey, "that's what it's all about."
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Photo: embrace12/21/18report
handsomER man!
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Photo12/20/18report
Handsome man!
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Photo12/20/18report
Terrific!
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Video: Yet More Pies and Slime12/5/18report
wow
Photo: Bucket head12/4/18report
Yeah, the ultimate. Very hot.
Photo: Pow!12/4/18report
That is one hot man!
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Photo11/30/18report
Hot! Want to climb on top.
Photo11/19/18report
Terrific--3 videos in one!
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Video: Spin for a Pie Forfeit Combi11/17/18report
BRAVO!
Video: Topped off with Caramel11/16/18report
Manly camaraderie forever!
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Photo11/12/18report
So extremely hot--not one but TWO gorgeous bearded guys!
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Photo11/4/18report
The shaving cream in the latter half of this video sent me over the edge--bravo Mr. gaz!! And don't apologize for your full figured size or your "man parts" showing--there are people like me out here who really get off on that. Love this video!
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Video: Blue Monday11/1/18report
Fuckin sexy bear!
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Photo10/18/18report
Don't ever stop making your pie videos--ever!
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Video: Back for Splat10/18/18report
very manly
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Photo10/17/18report
hairy and HOT!
Photo10/13/18report
great body!
Photo10/7/18report
BRAVO! Anyone who keeps on going after the plastic sheeting comes loose is a real gunge trooper. Great job.
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Video: 9 Pie Payment10/5/18report
Now that's what I call manly camaraderie.
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Video: Mud Smut Wallow Teaser9/29/18report
Who's the hot guy on the left?
Photo: clean...9/20/18report
HOT
Photo: Not a fitness model9/19/18report
Gorgeous man!
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Photo9/14/18report
True manly camaraderie.
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Photo9/14/18report
Ah, manly camaraderie.
Photo: Heads9/14/18report
So romantic!
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Photo8/26/18report
great manly camaraderie
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Photo8/26/18report
WOW! I didn't realize you had such a hairy chest! :love: :love:WOOF!
Video: Jerk at Work with Shaving Cream8/16/18report
Beautiful hairy body!
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Photo8/10/18report
HOT!
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Photo8/8/18report
Yeah yeah yeah
Photo: 47. sloppy smooch8/6/18report
Ah manly camaraderie!
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Photo: 59.8/6/18report
True manly camaraderie.
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Photo: So gunged with my buddies8/1/18report
A very satisfied smile!
Photo7/20/18report
That's what it's all about--totally sexy!
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Photo7/17/18report
Great body, great mess--you need somebody to help you!
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Video: Messy Hot Potato Pay Up6/16/18report
Portly shmortly--I say the body's HOT!
Photo6/9/18report
Oh yeah!! Let me mix that up for you!
Photo6/9/18report
BEST video on UMD!!
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Video: Marshmallow Pies and Ripped Shirt6/6/18report
So fuckin HOT!!
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Photo6/3/18report
So hot, so horny.
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Video: Marshmallow Pies and Ripped Shirt5/25/18report
Totally hot!
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Video: Marshmallow Pies and Ripped Shirt5/7/18report
The gray in your beard--now THAT'S sexy!
Photo: Nice and clean...5/7/18report
Very erotic and sexy--thanks for sharing.
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Video: Mud Kiss 3 Teaser4/21/18report
Not as hot as you my friend.
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Photo4/1/18report
Wonderful! A hot guy and big pastry. thanks for sharing.
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Video: "Foret Noire" Cake Mess!3/31/18report
Great body!
Photo3/28/18report
Well done!
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Video: Waste No Cake!3/26/18report
Spectacular!
Photo3/8/18report
How about a nice big hug?
Photo3/8/18report
SUPER!
Photo3/8/18report
The sprinkles on top of the frosting--genius!
Video: Losing Hot Potato Task, Part 13/1/18report
Yeah, don't overlook the pits!
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Photo2/24/18report
Best video on UMD.
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Video: Sunday Fun Day!2/20/18report
Yes--beautifully fat!
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Photo: Does this make me look fat?10/25/17report
Oh Daddy, save some of that for me!
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Photo: On the tongue10/12/17report
classic!
Photo9/15/17report
Oh daddy let him have it!
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Photo9/13/17report
Good-looking guy. Like to inundate that beard with a lot of cream and custard,
Photo8/27/17report
Fantastic! Should be called The Fast and the Furious of pie hits.
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Video: Horny Self-pieing6/18/17report
wow--real cream pies, they make a difference
Photo6/7/17report
Enjoyed VERY much! Big thanks for sharing.
Video: Pies and Slime 20156/5/17report
A hot sexy man and real cream pies--GREAT video! Thanks for sharing.
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Video: Mess Free Celebration, Part 25/17/17report
Very hot man, very hot video! Thanks for sharing.
Video: Ohio Mud 2014, Part 14/28/17report
You're so right. That photo came from a session where me and another guy shot the moon--30 pies and several pails of cake batter.
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Photo4/22/17report
Absolutely terrific!! Thank you for sharing.
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Video: Slime and Pies1/29/17report
Yum yum! Like to do it with you!
Photo12/4/16report
2 hot guys!!!
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Photo11/8/16report
New status: Gimme some of that PIE!!!
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User: jonh3879/8/16report
Very sensuous and sexy video--love it!
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Video: Tub Mess2/5/16report
New status: Gimme some of that PIE!
User: jonh3879/12/15report
New status: gimme some of that PIE1
User: jonh3879/11/15report
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