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damn tasty!
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chasfarley1953Photo: Have mercy 9/28/24report
mmmmmm give me them boxers
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wet_boxersPhoto: Have mercy 9/28/24report
mmmmmmm
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wet_boxersPhoto9/28/24report
One of the hottest photos on UMD :wahhh:
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SplatterfanPhoto: Pour some sugar on me9/26/24report
I hope that chocolate "sugar" got smeared over each and every last inch of you, bro.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: Pour some sugar on me9/26/24report
If I lose control and just make the situation more messy would you lick me clean? ;-) :splosh:
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Muddyirish2Photo: Need someone to lick me clean9/23/24report
Your photos always set my tongue in motion, Ben
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mudlarkerPhoto: Need someone to lick me clean9/22/24report
I'd absolutely love to!
bigal5555555Photo: Need someone to lick me clean9/22/24report
Happy to do so once your whole body is covered from head to toe...
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Mucky StevePhoto: Need someone to lick me clean9/22/24report
No problem, I'll do - but cover your shirt and gear with more of that chocolate cream first ;P
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JoeyTheSoaKingPhoto: Need someone to lick me clean9/22/24report
Is that a can of shaving foam there, or are you just pleased to see me?
Sox n StuffPhoto9/21/24report
Aw lad, where's the uncensored version? You know how to enjoy yourself :splosh:
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Muddyirish2Photo9/19/24report
Magnificent
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TommyrichardPhoto: Anticipation pic9/17/24report
So awesome. Thanks for making me discover pies
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TommyrichardPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/17/24report
Le plus bel homme au monde:)
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TommyrichardPhoto: The look of anticipation9/17/24report
Amazing
dziedzerVideo: Chocolate Gunge in Bed9/16/24report
Lie on your back like this shirtless while a dozen guys each drop pie onto your face from high above
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wetjeanguyPhoto: The look of anticipation9/15/24report
Shame about the clothes and the black box - much better to be covered head to toe
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Mucky StevePhoto9/15/24report
So satisfyingly to be creamed over laying in bed. But why the sensor on big Ben?
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CityPhoto9/15/24report
Nervous like a bad boy who knows the way I'd touch and tease every last inch of his body as I slowly stripped him naked and totally covered him in shaving foam, one handful at a time.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: The look of anticipation9/14/24report
Looks like someone's jacking his bad boy cock. :thumbsup:
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gingergungeguyPhoto9/14/24report
That beard sticking out of the cream is so fucking hot :loveeyes:
SplatterfanPhoto9/14/24report
You look nervous with anticipation :P
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SplatterfanPhoto: The look of anticipation9/14/24report
Very good !
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MengungePhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/12/24report
A big 25cm pie and my face is only this messy?
wetjeanguyPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/8/24report
Wait! U had a wet dream?!
MuddMaxxPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/8/24report
thats one hell of a wake up call
brianpiefacePhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/8/24report
Yum!
cfsmud38Photo: the things I do for you guys…9/8/24report
I really got messed up last night
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DSlapstickPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/8/24report
I woke up and was like what did I do last night
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DSlapstickPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/8/24report
Yes
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DSlapstickPhoto: what do you like? before or after?9/8/24report
HOT! I predict another Picture of the Day :-P
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SplatterfanPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/7/24report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Shampoo1Photo9/7/24report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Shampoo1Photo: Always make time for mess9/7/24report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Shampoo1Photo: the things I do for you guys…9/7/24report
I think that bad boy bulge deserves a pie, too. ;P
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gingergungeguyPhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/7/24report
If you need a hand down there let me know
Mucky StevePhoto: filling my boxers with creams9/7/24report
Nice coverage - but those shorts need to go
Mucky StevePhoto: Final result9/7/24report
Just your head? Surely the rest of you deserves it too
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Mucky StevePhoto: the things I do for you guys…9/7/24report
That look of expectation - ready to get covered
Mucky StevePhoto: pre-session anticipation9/7/24report
@MessyBen if you need a hand with "skincare", ad be happy to help ;-)
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Muddyirish2Photo: Post-shower selfie, all clean now!9/2/24report
Who doesn't love a whipped cream bulge, looks so delicious.
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CityPhoto: Final result9/2/24report
Ben I think those briefs are filled enough ;-)
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CityPhoto: filling my boxers with creams9/2/24report
AMAZING eyes :loveeyes: (and everything else ;-) )
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SplatterfanPhoto: pre-session anticipation9/1/24report
Well hello there Mr Sexy n' Hairy!!
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto: pre-session anticipation9/1/24report
Congratulations on this
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CuriouspaintsPhoto: Final result8/31/24report
Beautiful oblivion
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CuriouspaintsPhoto8/31/24report
Would love to see videos of the! So hot
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MasterPandaTXPhoto: Final result8/31/24report
Sexy fucker. To think the mud and gunge u subject that handsome face to, gets me rock hard :splosh:
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Muddyirish2Photo: Post-shower selfie, all clean now!8/31/24report
Would love to slip my hand in there :splosh:
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Muddyirish2Photo: filling my boxers with creams8/31/24report
You have the same look on your face as the mannequin in the store!
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oilslickPhoto: Final result8/31/24report
Whipped cream is overall great for when you have an upset stomach
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: Final result8/31/24report
Waht happens when you are in last place in fantasy football.
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pmeu22Photo: Final result8/31/24report
The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD! :love:
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tsarminaUser: MessyBen8/31/24report
Need to see you taking a trashing in your tight ass jeans! :loveeyes:
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MessyLevisPhoto: Post-shower selfie, all clean now!8/30/24report
I thought the final result would be a long, slow jack-off session and a massive load.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: Final result8/30/24report
I would pay to watch a video of this.
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MasterPandaTXPhoto: before or after?8/30/24report
Nice bulge :D :thumbsup:
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SplatterfanPhoto8/30/24report
love the before and after, you do know how to get messy.
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SplatterfanPhoto: Final result8/30/24report
Always so beautiful :love:
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SplatterfanPhoto: Post-shower selfie, all clean now!8/30/24report
Relaxing
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CuriouspaintsPhoto: before or after?8/28/24report
My eccentric uncle's chocolate cadaver mold is brought out each Xmas. We nibble, and remember him.
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LifeIsGooPhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
Douching is overrated :splosh:
Muddyirish2Photo: before or after?8/25/24report
One Brooklyn Bridge special coming up!
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MuddddyPhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
After custard you can get an applesauce
Klausi1966Photo: may I get a refill please?8/25/24report
I want to rub you in. With cold applesauce :kiss:
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Klausi1966Photo8/25/24report
:loveeyes:Such a sweet boy , but even sweeter with chocolade :P
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Klausi1966Photo: before or after?8/25/24report
Tutankhamun does it again!
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megapiesPhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
Son of Pudding "Pop"!
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
Loving the thick coverage
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Mucky StevePhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
Left it too long. He's completely set!!
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TravisBicklePhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
Just lean back there's more than one way to enjoy messy head you know...
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oilslickPhoto: before or after?8/25/24report
Love the before and after. Both hot! :loveeyes:
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WetNikkiPhoto: before or after?8/24/24report
Needs a pie sandwich as a finishing touch
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wetjeanguyPhoto: before or after?8/24/24report
LOVE the anticipation
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wetjeanguyPhoto: before or after?8/24/24report
Anticipation - wow!
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rodion7Photo: should I let the intrusive thoughts win?8/24/24report
Totally. Hot dammmmmn :loveeyes:
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SplatterfanPhoto: do you think I deserved that?8/24/24report
Wooooaaahhhhhhh! Talk about coverage :love:
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SplatterfanPhoto: before or after?8/24/24report
Sexy and he knows it :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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SplatterfanPhoto: before or after?8/24/24report
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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aussieblondieboiPhoto: should I let the intrusive thoughts win?8/24/24report
So hot video would be so hot
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MasterPandaTXPhoto: before or after?8/24/24report
Happy Belated 30th Birthday! :)
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WolfsbaneUser: MessyBen8/20/24report
That is so hot
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gazza666Photo: Anticipation pic8/18/24report
you know how to get messy!
SplatterfanPhoto8/18/24report
that's right, rub it in there
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SplatterfanPhoto8/18/24report
I spy a tent in your boxers, naughty man.
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SplatterfanPhoto8/18/24report
Look at that face. It's begging to be pied x-D
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SplatterfanPhoto: boys just wanna have fun8/18/24report
Nice
Gunge_is_greatPhoto: Are you not entertained?8/18/24report
The whole of you needs covering in that mess from head to toe
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Mucky StevePhoto: For all of you requesting more armpit content8/18/24report
I'm gonna be your Tootsie Roll!
ChiefPieTossPhoto: Are you not entertained?8/18/24report
You're always entertaining!!!
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aussieblondieboiPhoto: Are you not entertained?8/18/24report
That is one confident grin....
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wetjeanguyPhoto: Anticipation pic8/17/24report
Completely facialized
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parsus153Photo: Are you not entertained?8/17/24report
For sure!!! Ideal date
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essexcruiserPhoto: Do you consider this a perfect date?8/17/24report
If you need any help applying that I will happily spread it all over you
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webeyamminPhoto: Anticipation pic8/17/24report
In UMD's finishing school, there are no spoons. Time for dessert!
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: Anticipation pic8/17/24report
They say there's no such thing as a stupid question. But if you're thinking, "Should I?", then that's a stupid question.
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Sox n StuffPhoto: Anticipation pic8/17/24report
First put on the sunscreen... then.... wait did I use the right bottle?!
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WAM_boyPhoto: How did that happen?8/16/24report
Day 2 of Pic of the Day, awesome! :) :thumbsup:
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WolfsbaneUser: MessyBen8/16/24report
"Frosty the SnowBen" :bahaha:
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SplatterfanPhoto: “Frosty the SnowBen” - piedntiedgrad8/16/24report
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