I've been lurking for years. Back in the day, finding UMD made me whole: finding there are many others who enjoy getting dirty and were turned on by it was a game changer. This made my desires feel more acceptable, healthy behaviour - I wasn't some kind of freak or miscreant after all. It's still on the kinky side and not everyone's cup of tea, but it's most definitely a thing and not to be ashamed of.

By way of thanks, my albums are an attempt to give back. I'm not young, beautiful, skinny, or a woman - which will be a shame for many here - but I'm not terrible at capturing very dirty play, which is completely natural, honest, not staged, and always ends with a rip-roaring orgasm. I would defy anyone to repeatedly rub a wet slippery substance over every inch of their body, paying extra attention to their face and privates, and not cum!

I've tried lots of dirty substances and found the thought of more natural substances to be more intense. The thought of real mud in its natural situ is more erotic than pottery clay, as it is dirtier and probably smellier too. But when it actually comes to fulfilling those fantasies, mud is quite often gritty or has grass or other foreign objects in it, so doesn't feel as nice or as slippery as thick clay does on your skin. So what lights the mind on fire, your body doesn't always agree with. If farm mud was as slippery as clay and warm, I'd change vocation!