and now for something completely different. After years of fooling about on UMD it is time to take things more seriously and try and be more true to myself

Darlings!

My name is Elizabeth-Jane, but you can call me Liz for short. I am a now mature cross-dresser in my 50's who has been off the scene for a few years but is slowly working her way up the greasy pole back up to the top! (Ruining my tights as I climb!) I am 5'10" with blue/grey eyes and like to go blonde. I am sweet, kind and polite and to be honest hate confrontation by nature. Although I like present myself as the model of respectability I am very kinky at heart. I have been a fan of the wet and messy scene since Dinosaurs roamed the Earth. I simply love to get dressed up as smartly and as sexily as possible and then have it all destroyed with pies, gunge and other slime. Like my ventures out as a lady my messy encounters have also been limited recently. However, I am looking to make amends in anyway I can this year. I'll be hoping to put up some content for you very soon and some more recent photos.

I am always on the look out for two thing. A good solid friendship and special person who would like to both give and receive as much mess as possible. I am very open minded these days so it could be anyone including you if you so desire. A very dear friend has already opened my eyes to the possibilities, so anything goes now! I am based in a rural location on the Suffolk/Essex boarder in the UK (East Anglia). If you want to make contact or even just to write and make naughty suggestions then please feel welcome to do so. If you did want to meet then I might be willing but must warn you I have a ferocious and disapproving wife (no, she's lovely really), but we'd have to do anything off premises if it involves more than words.

Things Liz likes in no particular order: being blonde, pretty, feminine clothes including tights/stocking and high-heeled shoes. Deep pies made from shaving cream and gooey pudding, gunge, slime of the synthetic variety. Sweet and sticky sauces being poured over my head including golden syrup, which is wonderful! I am also a big fan of sliding around in mud, especially if it can be done outdoors. I used to live near the coast, which I miss!

Things Liz does not like: Frumpy clothes, looking like a dull middle-aged man, gunge and mess items which contain overtly strong odours afterwards. Dairy stuff and things with a vinegary twang like mayonnaise and savoury sauces. Ask nicely and I will tell you about the great tomato ketchup debacle which put me right off! Also, people with no self-awareness and a lack manners. This is a very small % of the UMD contingent, I have to say most of you are smashing!

So that's enough about me, how about you

Lots of love and best wishes,
Liz