Comments by Auntie Liz

Wish I could still do that! I am afraid my prostate is acting up these days. Oh, to be young again! Cracking legs, BTW. Always loved the lemon goo in a lemon meringue pie. More please!

Video: Trans Girl Gets Cream Pie in Her Face7 days agoreport

See! Isn't shaving cream just a gift from the Gods?! So easy to get into a delightful, creamy mess and so easy to clean up afterwards. You go get 'em girl! L x

Photo: A full can of shaving foam 9 days agoreport

That is very cute, extremely erotic and you have very pretty eyes. L x

Photo: Pure bliss9 days agoreport

Oh Alexa, you do look very beautiful. Too nice to be all bound up. Here, I have some side-cutters, let's get you free. Snip, Snip, snip!

Photo: Who's messing this maid?10 days agoreport

Glad the photos got posted finally. What a glorious mess! Wishing you lots more fun in the future

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Wish I was guy!

User: GungeMad11 days agoreport

Hey, that's not a very fair wrestling match! I don't see anything in the rules about locking up your opponent in a wooden contraption! The Giant Haystacks would be turning in his grave!

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I said pour custard on my spotted dick not on a spot on my dick!

Photo: Custard pants13 days agoreport

Well, as we like to say in Britain. Miss Briana hat wundersche englische Oberschenkel! L x

Photo: Another?14 days agoreport

Will it actually be possible for you to go your separate ways now you are glued together? Talk about Siamese Triplets!

Photo: CANNOT wait until we get together again!14 days agoreport

Would love to slide right into all that with you! Or should I say, slide you out the way and slide in myself! No offence. ! L x

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K14 days agoreport

Lovely vocals girls. Which opera was this again?

Scene: Kacie's Spicy Fundraiser Ft. Bratty and Bri14 days agoreport

Isn't it amazing what a wig and heels can do for a Koala!

Photo: Personal picture of me to prove a point about the 15 days agoreport

If you're looking for 'beta' testers for your creation then might I be the first to make my services available! L x

Video: Portable Gunge Tank Mk 3 Prototype--Bucket Dump Test15 days agoreport

I have an old fruit crate I can lend you to stand on, Bratty!

Photo: Scene Live on 3/27! 17 days agoreport

I can quite safely say that will never come out in the wash!

Photo: 00. Album Cover.22 days agoreport

Don't care, I'm easy dear!

Photo: Front or Back?25 days agoreport

Where are you my dear?

User: Carol66nCD26 days agoreport

You just don't get beauties like this anymore!

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Hey, you're not Samantha-Jane!

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I think this one is my favourite. Lovely old Louise and friend! If anyone ever tells you your fetish is weird and unholy just refers them to this picture. Just look at the joy and fun radiating from this shot. Could there be anything else in this World so sexy, yet so inoffensive!

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God, I miss Splosh! That looks like Gill to me. Love all that blue creamy stuff over her chest!

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Any idea who's under all that pie? So creamy and soft! If close my eyes tightly enough and imagine I can almost put myself in her place!

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I always hate sitting at that end of the bath as the taps stick in your back. However, you don't seem to mind!

Photo: 10. Delirious.29 days agoreport

Put down the glass at once! That liquid is not what you think it is. Also, did you know someone has stolen your ceiling! Seriously, you look as gorgeous as ever. Love you with your hair up!

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Shocked? That will teach you to use unlicensed electricians next time you have the bathroom refurbished!

Photo: Bratty was shocked!30 days agoreport

Why am I never invited to parties like this?

Photo: 3 Wam All stars Pie Fight 3/1330 days agoreport

So much foam! How do you make so much. Do you have a machine?

Video: Mountains of Bubbles3/9/25report

Ooh, I love it when I am the first to comment! Absolutely lovely self pieing. Love the t-shirt too! Wish I had your nerve to do something like this myself, but I really don't think anyone would want to see that! I'll leave it to the big girls and the pretty ones, Alexa!

Video: Pied!3/9/25report

As they used to say on Tiswas: 'This is what they want!'

Photo: 03 Pie3/9/25report

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Bagheera, happy birthday to you (round of applause). :love: Wishing you all the best on your special day (I should write greeting cards, you know). :love:

User: Wam Bagheera Studio3/9/25report

The strange thing is that I am not getting aroused by looking, I am actually aroused by placing myself in the poor young ladies position and imagining just what it would be like. Perhaps that is too much information. Love all this stuff, so much

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The last few drops are always the tastiest!

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What a gorgeous and unholy mess!

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Pie is round the wrong way! Silly robots!

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That's a very sad face, which reminds me of a very sad childhood. I am sure it is just play acting! Just evoked an emotion, that's all

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Have I missed your birthday dear? Hope you have a lovely time. In fact I can see you had a lovely time! xxx

Scene: Bratty Birthday Treat!2/28/25report

I do like a girl with her own plastic tub!

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What is JOI? I used to have an Aunty Joy, nothing to do with her I hope!

User: Brattyshortcakes2/27/25report

Oh Bratty, how cute is that! Stop making me want to put the lid on that box and run off with you!

Photo: Caption this!2/27/25report

I love this! This a very potent fantasy of mine, seeing stockinged legs and high-heels immersed in thick gunge. I'd love to try this myself!!

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There'll be more of these soon!

Photo: A prototype Liz in the early days!2/26/25report

Poor Alexa and such a pretty outfit too. I asked your namesake all about this and all she said was 'sorry, i am unable to help you with that'. Why do I bother?

Video: Messy Cheerleader!2/26/25report

Wish I was Samantha-Jane!

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Help! My robot pie sex doll has malfunctioned!

Photo: it's the splatter that matters2/24/25report

If I only had half of your style and half of your mess, I'd be a half as happy as I am now...

User: AlexaJane2/24/25report

This one's my favourite. Not sure why, it just is. Obviously that is real custard!

Photo: 15 Custard and Cream2/24/25report

What an absolute sweetheart!

Photo: A.My girlfriend wanted me to model for her2/24/25report

Come on now. You are worth so much more than that. It should be one of the things and not the only one

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

Would love to dress and get all messy with you!

User: piecheer2/22/25report

This was one of my favourite scenes. In case you are wondering this is Samantha-Jane sitting in a cake in a maids outfit. If you ever get to the see the video it is a great sketch. She wiggles are bottom down into the pie, gives a saucy wink and then slathers all that cream over her panties. As you can see!

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How tight are those tights, tight I bet!

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There's nothing more sensuous and erotic than having deep, creamy pies rubbed all over your face. You do it so well and I'd love you to pie me!

User: Sweet Messy Tanya2/21/25report

Great artwork! Look forward to the next update.

User: Piefive2/20/25report

I'm such a lump when I dress up. Wish I could be as glamorous and as messy as you!

User: ShinyPenny2/20/25report

You're going to ride a horse wearing those?!

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Such gorgeous, slimy fun. Just love the mini-skirts!

Video: Alexa Messes Maya!2/19/25report

Would love to be dressed and pied like that!

Photo: Coming Soon...2/19/25report

Would love to pie that pretty face. Those noisy tradesmen with their power tools can do one, though!

Video: Cake Sitting and Syrup2/18/25report

I am telling you, there is a hair in this cake. Can you still not see it?

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Look out! It's the filth!

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Ladies and Gentleman, Miss Kate Bush!

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What that man just said and more!

Scene: Milf in Mud2/12/25report

As far as I am concerned Bratty is WAMmer of the Year. This year and every year!

User: Brattyshortcakes2/12/25report

Nice picture and lovely lady but Chris Evans seems to be creeping into view from the left-hand side!

Photo: Final checks; ready to go!2/9/25report

These COP26 green regulations are really starting to bite in!

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She does not look too happy about it all, but I guess this is all part of the fun. One of the best gungings I have seen an ages. Would love to see the her face also covered in pies after being slimed!

Video: Buckets of Filth2/1/25report

Stockings and suspenders! Seems like a life time ago. Good, creamy coverage though...

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Listen Todd, we have warned you several times about not wearing socks in the office!

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Absolutely love your art! Unexpectedly erotic and I love that kind of thing

User: Piefive1/21/25report

Wow, that's the biggest pie I've seen! No dear, remember we talked about the difference between near and far?!

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Now stand up and take your pies like a man. Oh, you already are!

Photo: An extra humiliation1/14/25report

That is an outrageous mess! Just the kind I wouldn't mind getting into myself given half the chance. If I was a woman I'd definitely let you do this to me, but I am not so I am guessing the point is moot. Curse my boys bits!

Photo: Splatter!1/13/25report

No, I still can't see where to blockage is...

Photo: 171/12/25report

Hey Sis! It says rinse and repeat on the bottle. Do you think that is really necessary?!

Photo: I got my sister to try wam 🫶1/11/25report

No, I'm the Incredible Hulk, you're Dr Bruce Banner, remember?!

Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/9/25report

You promised me the pie would be this big!

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Just wow! What an outrageous mess. Love the hat, BTW. When I first read this I though there is no way Bratty is 49 about to turn 50. It's scenes you idiot not age! Long may it continue

Scene: Bratty's Sweet N Savory 50th Mess!1/2/25report

An excellent standard of journalism here. Just love the magazine style presentation!

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Oh wow! Are you a mind reader? That's almost an exact replay of a very old fantasy I have where a mother, daughter and aunt get messy at a family event. Uncanny! Right, I am adding this one to the shopping list

Scene: Nicolette's Elegant Birthday Soiree Becomes 3 Girl Foodfight12/26/24report

Will you try this mince pie and tell me if it needs anymore sugar?

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I told you what would happen if you didn't eat you greens!

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Well, I am not sure that will make YOU any taller, but it has made ME much taller, but not in a vertical direction! Oh, those shorts though, they're outrageous! Looking as sexy as ever, so much love and respect. T x

Scene: Wam-does the Body Good!12/23/24report

Could not resist this one! Sterling work Bratty. I have written you a press style journalistic review as a thank you. Hope you will show it. T x

Scene: Milf Morning Wake up with Glazing and Pies12/20/24report

Just wanted to say 'Thanks' for all the likes to my rebooted 90's stories I have just posted. There's no AI here and never will be. Actually there's barely any intelligence at all. If I could post you a typed copy on the Corona I would. They'll be another short one posted tonight. I am working on my Magnum Opus as we speak, so these will have to do for now. I just wanted to also say that being able to conjure up all these images in my mind and explore my messy feminine side are a comfort to me struggling to stay sane in a normal, middle-class, marriage role. I am really having a hard time with my feelings right now, so thanks for reading!

User: Auntie Liz12/16/24report

Have been into WAM since a very young age, although I didn't understand the adult connotations! Used to love getting messy dressed as a lady, but a non-understanding wife put a stop to that. I love to imagine I am a women and write stories about these adventures, some of which I will upload over time. Would like to speak to anyone (male, female, trans, whatever) who like all this stuff and have a friendly private conversation about it. Just get in touch! :splosh:

User: Auntie Liz12/15/24report