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42 comments
Would love to dress and get all messy with you!
User: piecheer9 hours agoreport
This was one of my favourite scenes. In case you are wondering this is Samantha-Jane sitting in a cake in a maids outfit. If you ever get to the see the video it is a great sketch. She wiggles are bottom down into the pie, gives a saucy wink and then slathers all that cream over her panties. As you can see!
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Photo9 hours agoreport
How tight are those tights, tight I bet!
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Photoyesterdayreport
There's nothing more sensuous and erotic than having deep, creamy pies rubbed all over your face. You do it so well and I'd love you to pie me!
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User: Sweet Messy Tanyayesterdayreport
Great artwork! Look forward to the next update.
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User: PiefiveThursdayreport
I'm such a lump when I dress up. Wish I could be as glamorous and as messy as you!
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User: ShinyPennyThursdayreport
You're going to ride a horse wearing those?!
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PhotoThursdayreport
Such gorgeous, slimy fun. Just love the mini-skirts!
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Video: Alexa Messes Maya!Wednesdayreport
Would love to be dressed and pied like that!
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Photo: Coming Soon...Wednesdayreport
Would love to pie that pretty face. Those noisy tradesmen with their power tools can do one, though!
Video: Cake Sitting and SyrupTuesdayreport
I am telling you, there is a hair in this cake. Can you still not see it?
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PhotoTuesdayreport
Look out! It's the filth!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Ladies and Gentleman, Miss Kate Bush!
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Photo9 days agoreport
What that man just said and more!
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Scene: Milf in Mud10 days agoreport
As far as I am concerned Bratty is WAMmer of the Year. This year and every year!
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User: Brattyshortcakes10 days agoreport
Nice picture and lovely lady but Chris Evans seems to be creeping into view from the left-hand side!
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Photo: Final checks; ready to go!13 days agoreport
These COP26 green regulations are really starting to bite in!
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Photo17 days agoreport
She does not look too happy about it all, but I guess this is all part of the fun. One of the best gungings I have seen an ages. Would love to see the her face also covered in pies after being slimed!
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Video: Buckets of Filth21 days agoreport
How on Earth do you stop yourself from ejaculating after the first few seconds of making these? You must have superhuman powers (and a cock the size of a horse!)
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Photo: Early photo shoot: boobs & black treacle.25 days agoreport
Stockings and suspenders! Seems like a life time ago. Good, creamy coverage though...
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Photo27 days agoreport
Listen Todd, we have warned you several times about not wearing socks in the office!
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Photo29 days agoreport
Hey Trouso, I hear the estate of Lewis Caroll is extremely litigious! Seriously, this is some top draw stuff. If you are looking for a sponsor to make more of this give me a shout!
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Photo: Extreme mess in Alice and the Mad Splatter1/22/25report
Absolutely love your art! Unexpectedly erotic and I love that kind of thing
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User: Piefive1/21/25report
Wow, that's the biggest pie I've seen! No dear, remember we talked about the difference between near and far?!
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Photo1/18/25report
Only a single star for getting covered in chocolate? I deserve 5!
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Photo1/17/25report
Now stand up and take your pies like a man. Oh, you already are!
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Photo: An extra humiliation1/14/25report
That is an outrageous mess! Just the kind I wouldn't mind getting into myself given half the chance. If I was a woman I'd definitely let you do this to me, but I am not so I am guessing the point is moot. Curse my boys bits!
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Photo: Splatter!1/13/25report
No, I still can't see where to blockage is...
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Photo: 171/12/25report
You know, I have often considered using real diary products like this. However, why is it that no matter how you try and freshen up afterwards there is always a patch of sour smell right under your nose! The poor lady must have wreaked for days after this pieing! She must have smelt like a pint of gold top with the lid pecked off by a bird!
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Photo: Creamy pies1/12/25report
Hey Sis! It says rinse and repeat on the bottle. Do you think that is really necessary?!
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Photo: I got my sister to try wam 🫶1/11/25report
No, I'm the Incredible Hulk, you're Dr Bruce Banner, remember?!
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Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/9/25report
You promised me the pie would be this big!
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Photo1/7/25report
Just wow! What an outrageous mess. Love the hat, BTW. When I first read this I though there is no way Bratty is 49 about to turn 50. It's scenes you idiot not age! Long may it continue
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Scene: Bratty's Sweet N Savory 50th Mess!1/2/25report
An excellent standard of journalism here. Just love the magazine style presentation!
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Photo12/29/24report
Oh wow! Are you a mind reader? That's almost an exact replay of a very old fantasy I have where a mother, daughter and aunt get messy at a family event. Uncanny! Right, I am adding this one to the shopping list
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Scene: Nicolette's Elegant Birthday Soiree Becomes 3 Girl Foodfight12/26/24report
Will you try this mince pie and tell me if it needs anymore sugar?
Photo12/24/24report
I told you what would happen if you didn't eat you greens!
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Photo12/23/24report
Well, I am not sure that will make YOU any taller, but it has made ME much taller, but not in a vertical direction! Oh, those shorts though, they're outrageous! Looking as sexy as ever, so much love and respect. T x
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Scene: Wam-does the Body Good!12/23/24report
This is dairy! I am sorry, do you have a Vegan option?
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Photo: Please don't laugh! 12/22/24report
Could not resist this one! Sterling work Bratty. I have written you a press style journalistic review as a thank you. Hope you will show it. T x
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Scene: Milf Morning Wake up with Glazing and Pies12/20/24report
Just wanted to say 'Thanks' for all the likes to my rebooted 90's stories I have just posted. There's no AI here and never will be. Actually there's barely any intelligence at all. If I could post you a typed copy on the Corona I would. They'll be another short one posted tonight. I am working on my Magnum Opus as we speak, so these will have to do for now. I just wanted to also say that being able to conjure up all these images in my mind and explore my messy feminine side are a comfort to me struggling to stay sane in a normal, middle-class, marriage role. I am really having a hard time with my feelings right now, so thanks for reading!
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User: Auntie Liz12/16/24report
Have been into WAM since a very young age, although I didn't understand the adult connotations! Used to love getting messy dressed as a lady, but a non-understanding wife put a stop to that. I love to imagine I am a women and write stories about these adventures, some of which I will upload over time. Would like to speak to anyone (male, female, trans, whatever) who like all this stuff and have a friendly private conversation about it. Just get in touch! :splosh:
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User: Auntie Liz12/15/24report
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