Comments by Auntie Liz

Put your best foot forward, but I am. pretty sure that is not an official diversion.

Photo: AM-01: Walking in the rain10 days agoreport

Oh dear, the service in this place is pasta joke!

Photo: Date night didn�t go too well18 days agoreport

Thanks for the lovely comment. You're not so bad looking yourself, cheeky!

Photo: Out and about in the Essex heartland23 days agoreport

Someone has been watching too much 'Are You Being Served', Matt!

Photo: a little bit of Liz in the sun23 days agoreport

You missed a triangular bit on your forehead! Is this where you plug in the charger at night?!

Photo: Album cover.5/28/25report

Now for my next number I'd like to return to the classics

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That is such and unholy mess! Love it!

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Is there space to do a proper curtsey in the bathroom? You look smashing! My only regret is that I am not there!

Photo: 01 Clean5/25/25report

Talk about the face of Jesus on a piece of toast! That pie splat on your dress is a perfect love heart! Awww, how cute?

Photo: 03 Pie 15/25/25report

Are those colour contacts you are wearing? Either that to the factor of your sunscreen you are applying is all wrong!

Photo: Only a brief rest for the wicked.5/16/25report

That really is flexible! Can you do the splits?

Photo: Mud makes you more flexible!5/14/25report

...oh no, definitely a wedding. Guess who would end up in the cake?!

Photo: Ready for millionaires row!5/7/25report

So sorry to hear that! ...and as a practicing transvestite I do know just how that feels! L x

Photo: The pie knocked off my wig!5/7/25report

If you can read this you managed to login to your account! Well done! L x

User: Michiganpie5/5/25report

Such a creamy mess! One of the best pieings I have seen in a long time. Love the coverage at 1:40! We love you V! L x

Video: Yellow and Pink Pies5/3/25report

Submerged in pie cream. Absolute heaven! I'd love to wallow in that with you!

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Thanks for accepting my friend request, Victoria. Love your style and brand of messy! Liz xx

User: VictoriaK4/26/25report

I think your little dog has been using your trampoline whilst you weren't looking!

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That reminds me, I need to buy a new toast rack!

Photo: Better than burying it in the sand.4/14/25report

Ooh, I love being the first to comment. Let's hope it is not goodbye for too long. Love your stuff, Alexa. What I'd give to me pied and gunged by you! L x

Photo: 26 Topless Goodbye4/14/25report

Wow! Alexa, you really are the queen of mess! I loved this video and thought about maybe doing my own, but what's the point when we have you! Hope the 'My Little Pony' blanket came clean in the wash!

Video: Princess Mess4/14/25report

Nice bush!

Photo: Can�t wait to share next week!4/11/25report

Wish I could still do that! I am afraid my prostate is acting up these days. Oh, to be young again! Cracking legs, BTW. Always loved the lemon goo in a lemon meringue pie. More please!

Video: Trans Girl Gets Cream Pie in Her Face4/3/25report

Oh Alexa, you do look very beautiful. Too nice to be all bound up. Here, I have some side-cutters, let's get you free. Snip, Snip, snip!

Photo: Who's messing this maid?3/31/25report

Wish I was guy!

User: GungeMad3/30/25report

Hey, that's not a very fair wrestling match! I don't see anything in the rules about locking up your opponent in a wooden contraption! The Giant Haystacks would be turning in his grave!

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I said pour custard on my spotted dick not on a spot on my dick!

Photo: Custard pants3/28/25report

Well, as we like to say in Britain. Miss Briana hat wundersche englische Oberschenkel! L x

Photo: Another?3/27/25report

Will it actually be possible for you to go your separate ways now you are glued together? Talk about Siamese Triplets!

Photo: CANNOT wait until we get together again!3/27/25report

Would love to slide right into all that with you! Or should I say, slide you out the way and slide in myself! No offence. ! L x

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

Lovely vocals girls. Which opera was this again?

Scene: Kacie's Spicy Fundraiser Ft. Bratty and Bri3/27/25report

Isn't it amazing what a wig and heels can do for a Koala!

Photo: Personal picture of me to prove a point about the 3/26/25report

If you're looking for 'beta' testers for your creation then might I be the first to make my services available! L x

Video: Portable Gunge Tank Mk 3 Prototype--Bucket Dump Test3/26/25report

I have an old fruit crate I can lend you to stand on, Bratty!

Photo: Scene Live on 3/27! 3/24/25report

I can quite safely say that will never come out in the wash!

Photo: 00. Album Cover.3/19/25report

Don't care, I'm easy dear!

Photo: Front or Back?3/16/25report

Where are you my dear?

User: Carol66nCD3/15/25report

You just don't get beauties like this anymore!

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Hey, you're not Samantha-Jane!

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I think this one is my favourite. Lovely old Louise and friend! If anyone ever tells you your fetish is weird and unholy just refers them to this picture. Just look at the joy and fun radiating from this shot. Could there be anything else in this World so sexy, yet so inoffensive!

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God, I miss Splosh! That looks like Gill to me. Love all that blue creamy stuff over her chest!

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Any idea who's under all that pie? So creamy and soft! If close my eyes tightly enough and imagine I can almost put myself in her place!

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I always hate sitting at that end of the bath as the taps stick in your back. However, you don't seem to mind!

Photo: 10. Delirious.3/12/25report

Put down the glass at once! That liquid is not what you think it is. Also, did you know someone has stolen your ceiling! Seriously, you look as gorgeous as ever. Love you with your hair up!

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Shocked? That will teach you to use unlicensed electricians next time you have the bathroom refurbished!

Photo: Bratty was shocked!3/11/25report

Why am I never invited to parties like this?

Photo: 3 Wam All stars Pie Fight 3/133/11/25report

So much foam! How do you make so much. Do you have a machine?

Video: Mountains of Bubbles3/9/25report

Ooh, I love it when I am the first to comment! Absolutely lovely self pieing. Love the t-shirt too! Wish I had your nerve to do something like this myself, but I really don't think anyone would want to see that! I'll leave it to the big girls and the pretty ones, Alexa!

Video: Pied!3/9/25report

As they used to say on Tiswas: 'This is what they want!'

Photo: 03 Pie3/9/25report

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Bagheera, happy birthday to you (round of applause). :love: Wishing you all the best on your special day (I should write greeting cards, you know). :love:

User: Wam Bagheera Studio3/9/25report

The strange thing is that I am not getting aroused by looking, I am actually aroused by placing myself in the poor young ladies position and imagining just what it would be like. Perhaps that is too much information. Love all this stuff, so much

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The last few drops are always the tastiest!

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What a gorgeous and unholy mess!

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Pie is round the wrong way! Silly robots!

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That's a very sad face, which reminds me of a very sad childhood. I am sure it is just play acting! Just evoked an emotion, that's all

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Have I missed your birthday dear? Hope you have a lovely time. In fact I can see you had a lovely time! xxx

Scene: Bratty Birthday Treat!2/28/25report

I do like a girl with her own plastic tub!

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What is JOI? I used to have an Aunty Joy, nothing to do with her I hope!

User: Brattyshortcakes2/27/25report

Oh Bratty, how cute is that! Stop making me want to put the lid on that box and run off with you!

Photo: Caption this!2/27/25report

I love this! This a very potent fantasy of mine, seeing stockinged legs and high-heels immersed in thick gunge. I'd love to try this myself!!

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There'll be more of these soon!

Photo: A prototype Liz in the early days!2/26/25report

Poor Alexa and such a pretty outfit too. I asked your namesake all about this and all she said was 'sorry, i am unable to help you with that'. Why do I bother?

Video: Messy Cheerleader!2/26/25report

Wish I was Samantha-Jane!

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Help! My robot pie sex doll has malfunctioned!

Photo: it's the splatter that matters2/24/25report

If I only had half of your style and half of your mess, I'd be a half as happy as I am now...

User: AlexaJane2/24/25report

This one's my favourite. Not sure why, it just is. Obviously that is real custard!

Photo: 15 Custard and Cream2/24/25report

Come on now. You are worth so much more than that. It should be one of the things and not the only one

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

Would love to dress and get all messy with you!

User: piecheer2/22/25report

This was one of my favourite scenes. In case you are wondering this is Samantha-Jane sitting in a cake in a maids outfit. If you ever get to the see the video it is a great sketch. She wiggles are bottom down into the pie, gives a saucy wink and then slathers all that cream over her panties. As you can see!

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How tight are those tights, tight I bet!

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There's nothing more sensuous and erotic than having deep, creamy pies rubbed all over your face. You do it so well and I'd love you to pie me!

User: Sweet Messy Tanya2/21/25report

Great artwork! Look forward to the next update.

User: Piefive2/20/25report

I'm such a lump when I dress up. Wish I could be as glamorous and as messy as you!

User: ShinyPenny2/20/25report

You're going to ride a horse wearing those?!

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Such gorgeous, slimy fun. Just love the mini-skirts!

Video: Alexa Messes Maya!2/19/25report

Would love to be dressed and pied like that!

Photo: Coming Soon...2/19/25report

Would love to pie that pretty face. Those noisy tradesmen with their power tools can do one, though!

Video: Cake Sitting and Syrup2/18/25report

I am telling you, there is a hair in this cake. Can you still not see it?

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Look out! It's the filth!

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Ladies and Gentleman, Miss Kate Bush!

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What that man just said and more!

Scene: Milf in Mud2/12/25report

As far as I am concerned Bratty is WAMmer of the Year. This year and every year!

User: Brattyshortcakes2/12/25report

Nice picture and lovely lady but Chris Evans seems to be creeping into view from the left-hand side!

Photo: Final checks; ready to go!2/9/25report

These COP26 green regulations are really starting to bite in!

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She does not look too happy about it all, but I guess this is all part of the fun. One of the best gungings I have seen an ages. Would love to see the her face also covered in pies after being slimed!

Video: Buckets of Filth2/1/25report

Stockings and suspenders! Seems like a life time ago. Good, creamy coverage though...

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Listen Todd, we have warned you several times about not wearing socks in the office!

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Absolutely love your art! Unexpectedly erotic and I love that kind of thing

User: Piefive1/21/25report

Wow, that's the biggest pie I've seen! No dear, remember we talked about the difference between near and far?!

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Now stand up and take your pies like a man. Oh, you already are!

Photo: An extra humiliation1/14/25report

That is an outrageous mess! Just the kind I wouldn't mind getting into myself given half the chance. If I was a woman I'd definitely let you do this to me, but I am not so I am guessing the point is moot. Curse my boys bits!

Photo: Splatter!1/13/25report

No, I still can't see where to blockage is...

Photo: 171/12/25report

Hey Sis! It says rinse and repeat on the bottle. Do you think that is really necessary?!

Photo: I got my sister to try wam 🫶1/11/25report

No, I'm the Incredible Hulk, you're Dr Bruce Banner, remember?!

Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/9/25report

Just wow! What an outrageous mess. Love the hat, BTW. When I first read this I though there is no way Bratty is 49 about to turn 50. It's scenes you idiot not age! Long may it continue

Scene: Bratty's Sweet N Savory 50th Mess!1/2/25report

An excellent standard of journalism here. Just love the magazine style presentation!

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Oh wow! Are you a mind reader? That's almost an exact replay of a very old fantasy I have where a mother, daughter and aunt get messy at a family event. Uncanny! Right, I am adding this one to the shopping list

Scene: Nicolette's Elegant Birthday Soiree Becomes 3 Girl Foodfight12/26/24report

Will you try this mince pie and tell me if it needs anymore sugar?

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I told you what would happen if you didn't eat you greens!

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Well, I am not sure that will make YOU any taller, but it has made ME much taller, but not in a vertical direction! Oh, those shorts though, they're outrageous! Looking as sexy as ever, so much love and respect. T x

Scene: Wam-does the Body Good!12/23/24report