Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

When you think you're alone but you hear your mum calling your name!

Photo: my favorite mud spotWednesdayreport

J's partner wasn't happy at him horsing around.

Photo8 days agoreport

When you step into the wrong room and everyone stops what they're doing.

Photo: Mud party11 days agoreport

With deep regret, we reject your warranty claim. However, Apple wishes you a very messy day.

Photo: Let's roll around in the leftover gunge..17 days agoreport

Ah, we meet again Mr Bond, have you seen my pussy?

Photo: or supervillain?18 days agoreport

Give me a minute, I got some of my caramel sundae down my top!

Photo21 days agoreport

WM992 found the "on" button.

Photo: Do I have any volunteers?26 days agoreport

Low light, what a PieTwunk!

Photo: The Start8/5/25report

Yeah, but I always want more mud than I have! :D

Photo: I want to be completely covered.8/4/25report

Trust me, it's virtually impossible not to. Even if I deliberately try to leave it alone, I find I can't because the situation and feeling it too nice!

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It always feels amazing, I forget how much until I'm back in it again. 8-D

Video: Mudbath Uncut (24-Jul-25) 4K7/31/25report

That was powdered clay. It was a nightmare to turn into mud. I learnt a lot from that. :D

Photo7/31/25report

There you are, I haven't lost my cherry after all.

Photo: Buff Baker loves the look of these pies7/30/25report

The DFS showroom quietly called for security.

Photo: Release boy. 7/29/25report

Loving the smiles :)

Photo7/27/25report

American Pie, when warm apple pie isn't enough!

Photo: Just a little tease...7/8/25report

Had to call in a pro as my lot couldn't organise a pie-fight in a pie shop!

Photo: Action shot6/24/25report

If Carlsberg did slippery pool wanks... they'd probably be the best in the world.

Photo6/23/25report

International sign language for 'I've made a right boob of that'!

Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report

Once upon a time, three brothers worked in a sardine factory...

Photo: 3 of us swimming in cakes, cream and pies6/19/25report

When you've a wall to paint and all of your brushes are hard!

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When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!

Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face6/17/25report

That's not what I meant by put a ring on it!

Photo: Tits out, trashed. Am I a good slut or a bad slut?6/16/25report

I seem to go further the more I get used to being dirty; it's feel, taste, etc. I didn't particularly like the taste when I started out, but have grown used to it over time and it feels like I've less inhibitions now and are more able to really let go.

Photo: Being mud-boarded and loving it.6/13/25report

That's such a happy, content, expression - love it! :loveeyes:

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Easy there tiger, just needs a smidge more lube then I'm all yours!

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Are you sure you're feeling okay, honey?...

Photo: I got it thick and good in this one6/12/25report

Dirty kisses are the best!

Photo: Still want that kiss?6/11/25report

Miss Ellie shocked class 2B by demonstrating what actually happens when you play with your food!

Photo: Hat of humiliation (I love it<3)6/11/25report

Mozart21824 couldn't help thinking that his online Regaine purchase wasn't legit.

Photo: Date night didn�t go too well6/10/25report

Good answer, you've got the job. When do you want to finish, I mean start with us?

Photo6/9/25report

They were binned after I washed them, as they'd turned beige.

Photo: Now I know what a Choc Dip feels like!6/3/25report

Getting this messy is on a par if not better than sex!

Photo: Transformed into the mud monster.6/2/25report

If only everyone's significant other was as dirty as mud, there'd be no time for war, riches, hollow Ai picture creation! ;-)

Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report

The correct way to wear clothes from Venice.

Photo5/30/25report

Do you see any dandruff?!?

Photo: As Mother Earth intended: dirty as fuck.5/30/25report

It feels too good to not get it everywhere! :D

Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report

Lovely bum and legs :loveeyes:

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The result of a 1000 men or one randy camel!

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This picture reminds me of Morph!

Photo: Mouth5/28/25report

Nah, there's a female socket at the back. ;-)

Photo: Album cover.5/28/25report

At least the duck is having a good time.

Photo: Pied & slopped (Feb 24)5/28/25report

I'd ran out of vases but then forgot about the flowers!

Photo5/28/25report

Yes.

Photo: Would you eat my pussy like this? <35/27/25report

When the stag do continues into the morning of the wedding!

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Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!

Photo: "Hit me"5/23/25report

Being dirty always makes me smile too. :D

Photo5/22/25report

The Maxwayy waxwork started to melt under the lights.

Photo: Cream on body5/22/25report

This was just 100 liquified Smurfs, imagine a 1000!

Photo: Look how thick it is!5/21/25report

1000 miles away, and you can still hear your mother telling you to not play with your food!

Photo5/20/25report

No, they're my eyes, the bright light makes them look a bit paler than they look in the mirror. Also, the whole video was over exposed a tad (I'm not used to SLOG3 , followed advise to over expose then forgot to correct back in post). Doh! If only it was a social norm to use mud as sunscreen.

Photo: Only a brief rest for the wicked.5/16/25report

Taking the urn from the mantle place, Carolinapies knew it was what Nana wanted.

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Nice to see a plumb tree in its natural environment. ;-)

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What Harry should have done with the chocolate to recover from the bogart dementor!

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No where near. But to smooth mud over my foot, apparently no problem! :D

Photo: Mud makes you more flexible!5/14/25report

Am I the only one getting Master Yoda vibes from the audio?

Video: Please Swallow Me5/14/25report

Because I'm obsessed with my precious ring? :-P

Photo: Deeper mud is a delight.5/14/25report

I'm learning from what you said - got to be able to see the person under the mud, otherwise it's just a pile of mud. :thumbsup:

Photo: Muddy scream!5/14/25report

Can I take the chimney off now?

Photo: Plastered and pantsed at the basketball pole and h5/14/25report

I'd just pulled those muddy fingers out of my mouth, so pretty dirty at this point.

Photo: Muddy scream!5/13/25report

When your dinner date sneezes before finishing chewing their pie!

Photo5/13/25report

I need more space to hide it, as 150kg would be even better! x-D

Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2K5/12/25report

You've got to try it, it feels amazing!

Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2K5/12/25report

It just needs to be cut now I've got over the 4:2:2 colour space issue not available in free version of Davinci Resolve. :(

Photo: Album cover.5/8/25report

Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!

Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Maid in the USA.

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Victorian bath - the last one in gets a dirt bath!

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I only came in to turn down the bed!

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Just lick the toffee Angel Delight straight off the spoon! No one will see.

Photo: 20 - Kiss me bro4/30/25report

When you check on your decorator expecting to see painted walls and ceiling!

Photo: 014/25/25report

It's kind of depraved :hehe:

Photo: Destroyed.4/25/25report

@nakedmudlover - I'm not put off by an intelligent woman, and would hope they didn't mind my beard. :-P

Photo4/24/25report

When team building exercises and having to go back into the office actually turns out okay.

Photo: It's not just the mess that�s growing�4/24/25report

Finally, my partner admitted they hadn't watched Squid Game!

Photo4/16/25report

lol. No longer need the magnetic strips on payment cards either! :-P

Photo: Better than burying it in the sand.4/14/25report

That's it, find the key with your tongue to win pies for your campmates.

Photo: How was your April Fool's Day? *splat*4/3/25report

There's something rude and exciting about dirty feet on your face, especially during sex.

Photo: Gonna to put my feet on your face!4/1/25report

Did you just pour that into her mouth? :ohno:

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I get pied with everyone I lick, right?

Photo: Ready for you to pie me !3/31/25report

I'll take the pie with the googly eyes on top.

Photo: off-duty clown3/30/25report

I wish I looked like this without the mud! :hehe:

Photo: Mud makes you look cute.3/28/25report

Hmmm, mud and massage heavenly combination, but impossible to not be excited. x-D

Photo: My legs look better muddy.3/28/25report

That is seriously sexy! I'm not quite sure why, but I know it when I see it. :hehe:

Photo: Insatiable :p3/28/25report

I can't work out if this looks like a legs version of a Usain Bolt or Michael Flatley pose? :-P

Photo: Carved into a clay mess3/28/25report

This is how we make rhubarb and custard in our country. Tuck in!

Photo: Custard pants3/28/25report

Thanks :hehe:

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report

I knead the clay using the wine making method - a large gorilla tub, feet, and body weight. 12.5Kg of clay takes about 4 litres of water to turn it into mud rather than clay. Once mixed, the lumps soften and disappear once in the barrel.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

@Antie Liz - lol, no offence taken x-D

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

A kitchen floor clean enough to eat off.

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report

It's surprisingly hard work - takes about an hour. Clay is kind of water resistant, so it takes a lot of kneading to force it to accept the water. It's totally worth it, mind.