Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

No, they're my eyes, the bright light makes them look a bit paler than they look in the mirror. Also, the whole video was over exposed a tad (I'm not used to SLOG3 , followed advise to over expose then forgot to correct back in post). Doh! If only it was a social norm to use mud as sunscreen.

Photo: Only a brief rest for the wicked.14 hours agoreport

Taking the urn from the mantle place, Carolinapies knew it was what Nana wanted.

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Nice to see a plumb tree in its natural environment. ;-)

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What Harry should have done with the chocolate to recover from the bogart dementor!

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No where near. But to smooth mud over my foot, apparently no problem! :D

Photo: Mud makes you more flexible!Wednesdayreport

Am I the only one getting Master Yoda vibes from the audio?

Video: Please Swallow MeWednesdayreport

Because I'm obsessed with my precious ring? :-P

Photo: Deeper mud is a delight.Wednesdayreport

I'm learning from what you said - got to be able to see the person under the mud, otherwise it's just a pile of mud. :thumbsup:

Photo: Muddy scream!Wednesdayreport

Can I take the chimney off now?

Photo: Plastered and pantsed at the basketball pole and hWednesdayreport

I'd just pulled those muddy fingers out of my mouth, so pretty dirty at this point.

Photo: Muddy scream!Tuesdayreport

When your dinner date sneezes before finishing chewing their pie!

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I need more space to hide it, as 150kg would be even better! x-D

Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2KMondayreport

You've got to try it, it feels amazing!

Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2KMondayreport

It just needs to be cut now I've got over the 4:2:2 colour space issue not available in free version of Davinci Resolve. :(

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Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!

Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow9 days agoreport

Maid in the USA.

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Victorian bath - the last one in gets a dirt bath!

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I only came in to turn down the bed!

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Just lick the toffee Angel Delight straight off the spoon! No one will see.

Photo: 20 - Kiss me bro16 days agoreport

When you check on your decorator expecting to see painted walls and ceiling!

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It's kind of depraved :hehe:

Photo: Destroyed.21 days agoreport

@nakedmudlover - I'm not put off by an intelligent woman, and would hope they didn't mind my beard. :-P

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When team building exercises and having to go back into the office actually turns out okay.

Photo: It's not just the mess that�s growing�23 days agoreport

Finally, my partner admitted they hadn't watched Squid Game!

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lol. No longer need the magnetic strips on payment cards either! :-P

Photo: Better than burying it in the sand.4/14/25report

That's it, find the key with your tongue to win pies for your campmates.

Photo: How was your April Fool's Day? *splat*4/3/25report

There's something rude and exciting about dirty feet on your face, especially during sex.

Photo: Gonna to put my feet on your face!4/1/25report

Did you just pour that into her mouth? :ohno:

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I get pied with everyone I lick, right?

Photo: Ready for you to pie me !3/31/25report

I'll take the pie with the googly eyes on top.

Photo: off-duty clown3/30/25report

I wish I looked like this without the mud! :hehe:

Photo: Mud makes you look cute.3/28/25report

Hmmm, mud and massage heavenly combination, but impossible to not be excited. x-D

Photo: My legs look better muddy.3/28/25report

That is seriously sexy! I'm not quite sure why, but I know it when I see it. :hehe:

Photo: Insatiable :p3/28/25report

I can't work out if this looks like a legs version of a Usain Bolt or Michael Flatley pose? :-P

Photo: Carved into a clay mess3/28/25report

This is how we make rhubarb and custard in our country. Tuck in!

Photo: Custard pants3/28/25report

Thanks :hehe:

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report

I knead the clay using the wine making method - a large gorilla tub, feet, and body weight. 12.5Kg of clay takes about 4 litres of water to turn it into mud rather than clay. Once mixed, the lumps soften and disappear once in the barrel.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

@Antie Liz - lol, no offence taken x-D

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

A kitchen floor clean enough to eat off.

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report

It's surprisingly hard work - takes about an hour. Clay is kind of water resistant, so it takes a lot of kneading to force it to accept the water. It's totally worth it, mind.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

I wonder if Subway measure their foot-long in the same way? :-P

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Papa Smurf, live action version! x-D

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Makes me wonder if I need to start eating breakfast again? x-D

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Nah, just use a squeegee, wipe, and then mop - easier than cleaning the bathroom. ;-)

Video: Black and Grey Clay (27-Jan-25) 2K3/25/25report

It's clay so it is absolutely creamy and that is it's real colour - I added some red clay and it's worked out great. :D

Photo: Cover3/25/25report

Yay, finally hit over 200K views. It's taken 13 years though! x-D

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Weirdly, I get dirtier the dirtier I get! x-D

Photo: Muddy Scream.3/25/25report

Paul, water and spice aren't the only valuable commodity on Arrakis.

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[assumes comic book angry pose to disguise that fact that he's lovin' it!]

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For some reason, gym clothes are impervious to strains. ;-)

Photo: 00. Album Cover.3/19/25report

What a good picture. :love:

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The correct way to align a Key Lime Pie hat - on the face and slide back.

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When you realise that your new barber doesn't really know what they're doing!

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I've got to hand it to you, gagged and muddy is a powerful combination. Both are submissive, naughty, and wild in equal measure. :hehe:

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I'd love to be treated like this. :love:

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It's amazing how mud changes everything. I'm shy in real life, and would avoid the tap end too if it was water in the bath. x-D

Photo: 10. Delirious.3/12/25report

Is this one for eating, it looks nice?

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Getting dirty is the best therapy I know! :D

Photo: 03. Muddy out and in!3/12/25report

Pixar missed that bit out of Ratatouille!

Photo: Checking to make sure I�m good3/11/25report

I'd just spat out a mouthful of mud and was enjoying some long breaths, despite my teeth and tongue being caked. x-D

Photo: 03. Muddy out and in!3/11/25report

When your mixer just does have the right attachment.

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@CJPlays - It's a man masturbating ;-)

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When scientists decide that wiping your arse with pies is more hygienic than paper!

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Okay, foreplay over, now I'm going to fuck you stupid!

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Yeah, I'm working on that. I was last week years' old when I finally realised that my lack of confidence and shyness wasn't my fault. I've just got 50 years of social conditioning to tear down now! The only time I'm not shy is when I'm covered in mud. :hehe:

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

Zombie a-pie-ocalypse: fear and panic on the streets, whilst wammers queue to be infected!

Photo: it's the splatter that matters2/24/25report

Being dirty is the one thing I like about myself. :D

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

I hope you've got a small dick, I'm only petite! ;P

Photo: 10. Breathing out clay.2/17/25report

Now arise, Sir Cakey McCakeFace.

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Madame Tussauds recycles it's Prince Andrew waxwork.

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Yes, still clay but with more water mixed in to liven it up and make it muddier. :D

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Oooops! Your halo keeps sliding down your face.

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This'll wipe that smirk off your face!

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I think I'd have a lot of explaining to do, but it doesn't stop me at least fantasying about sharing dirty times with others. :-)

Photo: I'm never dirty enough when I'm about to cum2/11/25report

That looks like you're having lots of fun. :-)

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I'm willing to bet that is freezing cold! But you've kept smiling throughout :)

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Thank you for not drowning. 8(

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It's early days for Muddy Buck's Synchronized swimming, but parts show promise!

Photo: In Union We Assimilate 2/11/25report

I'll grab the EpiPen just in case! :-P

Photo: Next Sesh preview ;)2/10/25report

Loving the smile as you do that. :)

Photo: Putting my ruined jeans back on2/10/25report

Serval times a day if I can get away with it! ;P

Photo: At one with the mud2/10/25report

You know you're in an inception style dream when the custard pours sideways!

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I do, every time without fail ;)

Photo: Wearing a lot of clay!2/9/25report

Are you sure this is how to play the baby change is larva?!?

Photo: Table setting 2/8/25report

Is anyone else iRobot vibes?!?

Photo: Looking all pristine.. for now2/7/25report

I love it when the clay/sensation takes over and the pleasure becomes the focus, and the camera is forgotten about.

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All that glitters is not gold? ... some of it's silver! :-P

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The second part of black clay is out, but missed the wall somehow. :splosh:

User: Muddddy2/6/25report

The free video of this is out, it just didn't make it to the wall for some reason :(

Photo: Some things require your head2/6/25report

I love the dark and quiet when your head is submerged :-)

Photo: Some things require your head2/6/25report

I spy with my little pie something beginning with C!

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I think an oil change is due.

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I think the anonymous nature of wam modelling means that you're not going to get a 'where are they now' feature, unfortunately. ;-)

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Looks like opera training to me, helps hitting those high notes!

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When you married an Ogre, what did you expect!?!

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Taking "be the brush" too literally! x-D

Scene: Playing with White Paint2/4/25report

I don't remember that room in Charly and the Chocolate Factory!

Photo: SPLAT2/4/25report

Alas, another one of life's disappointments. :-/

Photo: Missed a bit2/3/25report

Not what the farmer's wife expected when the farmhand asked to use the bathroom!

Photo: Does this mud make my hair look good2/3/25report

"as long as you have the ways to do so you wont drown" I don't have any gills so they won't help! I'm only 5'7 and have an adamantium skeleton, so wasn't built for buoyancy. :-P

Photo: Destroyed1/31/25report