Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

Oooops! Your halo keeps sliding down your face.

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This'll wipe that smirk off your face!

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I think I'd have a lot of explaining to do, but it doesn't stop me at least fantasying about sharing dirty times with others. :-)

Photo: I'm never dirty enough when I'm about to cumTuesdayreport

That looks like you're having lots of fun. :-)

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I'm willing to bet that is freezing cold! But you've kept smiling throughout :)

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Thank you for not drowning. 8(

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It's early days for Muddy Buck's Synchronized swimming, but parts show promise!

Photo: In Union We Assimilate Tuesdayreport

I'll grab the EpiPen just in case! :-P

Photo: Next Sesh preview ;)Mondayreport

Loving the smile as you do that. :)

Photo: Putting my ruined jeans back onMondayreport

Serval times a day if I can get away with it! ;P

Photo: At one with the mudMondayreport

You know you're in an inception style dream when the custard pours sideways!

Photo7 days agoreport

I do, every time without fail ;)

Photo: Wearing a lot of clay!7 days agoreport

Are you sure this is how to play the baby change is larva?!?

Photo: Table setting 8 days agoreport

Is anyone else iRobot vibes?!?

Photo: Looking all pristine.. for now9 days agoreport

I love it when the clay/sensation takes over and the pleasure becomes the focus, and the camera is forgotten about.

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All that glitters is not gold? ... some of it's silver! :-P

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The second part of black clay is out, but missed the wall somehow. :splosh:

User: Muddddy10 days agoreport

The free video of this is out, it just didn't make it to the wall for some reason :(

Photo: Some things require your head10 days agoreport

I love the dark and quiet when your head is submerged :-)

Photo: Some things require your head10 days agoreport

I spy with my little pie something beginning with C!

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I think an oil change is due.

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I think the anonymous nature of wam modelling means that you're not going to get a 'where are they now' feature, unfortunately. ;-)

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Looks like opera training to me, helps hitting those high notes!

Photo: 0811 days agoreport

When you married an Ogre, what did you expect!?!

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Taking "be the brush" too literally! x-D

Scene: Playing with White Paint12 days agoreport

I don't remember that room in Charly and the Chocolate Factory!

Photo: SPLAT12 days agoreport

Alas, another one of life's disappointments. :-/

Photo: Missed a bit13 days agoreport

Not what the farmer's wife expected when the farmhand asked to use the bathroom!

Photo: Does this mud make my hair look good13 days agoreport

"as long as you have the ways to do so you wont drown" I don't have any gills so they won't help! I'm only 5'7 and have an adamantium skeleton, so wasn't built for buoyancy. :-P

Photo: Destroyed16 days agoreport

Because I'd drown knowing my luck! :-7

Photo: Destroyed16 days agoreport

I'm interested, but all my research is pointing to real grease being an irritant and can affect human kidneys, livers, and blood and increase the risk of cancer. Are folks making fake grease that you see on here?

Photo: Cover image16 days agoreport

I wish I lived near a place like that, looks great fun and great weather.

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The face looked exacted like a Steve carell The Office meme, and now I can't unsee it! :ohno:

Photo: Read for fun16 days agoreport

That is so cool, love it :love:

Video: Buckets of Filth16 days agoreport

I was this years old when I realised that a self-flushing toilet was operated from beneath!

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I always have a problem with either the focus or the COB light being too bright, but that's the problem with letting the camera do all the work. I like my feet and hands being dirty.

Photo: Cheeky foot pic16 days agoreport

At least 24", got to be able to submerge!

Photo: Destroyed17 days agoreport

We'd need a deep pit for that! ;)

Photo: Destroyed17 days agoreport

The pigeon special caught Keith unawares, leaving him revolted and unable to speak.

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There's nothing more sexy than a girl who enjoys getting dirty. It's still somehow less expected than men, so this helps to keep the faith that there are women who enjoy it too. :love:

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What's grease like to wash off?

Photo: Cover image18 days agoreport

Vicissitudes - damn, that was a big word!

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"Calisthenics is strong with this one," DarthV.

Photo: I look so my better with a pie on my head 19 days agoreport

CEO's are getting younger... or is it the pies that keeps them young at heart?

Photo: No Notes CEOs19 days agoreport

Thanks :) I think the world would be a nicer place if everyone took mud baths together. That's the most hippy thing I think I've ever said!!! :hehe:

Video: Mud Caked Face and Head (6-Jan-25) 2K20 days agoreport

Starlight takes out Lamplighter... butt naked with a pie!

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With bosses calling folk back into the office, performance related pies are on the increase!

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Do you want me to pop another 50p in the meter? The emergency lighting's ruining my crossword!

Photo: Best seat in the house24 days agoreport

All a plumber needs is water and a pipe.

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Three of the quadruplets discover they like pies, whilst the fourth approves.

Photo: Crowning glory26 days agoreport

When you WAM, you begin to see the world in all its colourful goodness.

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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

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What happens when you sit on a bucket, pondering what to buy, bollock naked, in a chip shop!

Photo: An extra humiliation1/14/25report

Yeah, just need to process it. :thumbsup:

Photo: Full to the brim.1/14/25report

Close enough, almost an adult!

Photo: 171/13/25report

Of course! As well as feeling super erotic. :D

Photo: All the way up and over.1/13/25report

Trust me, it feels even better than it looks ;-)

Photo: Smooth coat of mud1/12/25report

And, behold, he gave unto us... a pie! Amen

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When the Hulk catches a cold and you live next door!

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[Band-Aid] At Christmas time, we let in pies and we banish shame, and in our world of plenty...

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Nice firm base but your topping just hasn't set, so I'm afraid you'll be leaving the tent.

Photo: Please don't laugh! 12/21/24report

Archaeologists were taken by surprise whilst excavating the remains of Pompei.

Photo: Muddy Roar12/19/24report

It's so good because it assaults every sense in a good way. :)

Video: Gymkit Mudbath (27-Nov-24) 2K12/17/24report

If alien sex looked like this, we'd all be on Elon's Starship to Mars!

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There's nothing as nice as the feel of soft bum cheeks stroke your upper thighs.

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DIY clash cymbals: just use a foil pie dish, preferably full, and a face!

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Muddybuck suddenly realised how thin his clay had become!

Photo: Enjoying a dip 312/12/24report

Oh, that's why Elmer was always chasing Buggs. Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting howt wabbits!

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And they say you should eat your greens and not play with your food. How wrong were they!

Photo: Make sure to follow for the latest!12/12/24report

When vanilla and exceptionally high ISO strike!

Photo: Part I12/12/24report

Talk to me Goose, what's with the slime? ;-)

Photo: Real Chunky Teal 212/11/24report

Now I know what Carrie felt like!

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The dress may be Piltover, but the rabitt and butterfly's heart are in the Lanes, in a free Zaun.

Photo: Moments before I get covered in Christmas themed s12/9/24report

Have you seen a doctor about that cold?

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Muddy play is always a lot of fun. Processing video isn't too exciting in comparison. x-D

Video: Gymkit Mudbath (27-Nov-24) 2K12/8/24report

Do it yourself Grinchification, when you see Christmas decorations put up in October!

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Disaster as a waxwork of Loki melts under the bright lights.

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Since 1880, the Dorset Knob dipped in cream rather than tea or cider.

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That's it Papa Smurf, give me all your blue stuff!

Photo: Total annihilation.12/2/24report

It was really dirty and difficult to get the clothes off once they were caked in clay.

Photo: 18. muddy shorts coming all the way off12/2/24report

This was my favourite picture from this messy session. Rubbing my very muddy shorts into my face made it harder to breath compared to just rubbing in mud, and the whole thing became breathless and depraved! :-)