Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

American Pie, when warm apple pie isn't enough!

Photo: Just a little tease...18 days agoreport

Angel felt relief as she escaped out of the sleeping giant's nose.

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Had to call in a pro as my lot couldn't organise a pie-fight in a pie shop!

Photo: Action shot6/24/25report

If Carlsberg did slippery pool wanks... they'd probably be the best in the world.

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International sign language for 'I've made a right boob of that'!

Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report

Once upon a time, three brothers worked in a sardine factory...

Photo: 3 of us swimming in cakes, cream and pies6/19/25report

When you've a wall to paint and all of your brushes are hard!

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When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!

Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face6/17/25report

That's not what I meant by put a ring on it!

Photo: Tits out, trashed. Am I a good slut or a bad slut?6/16/25report

I seem to go further the more I get used to being dirty; it's feel, taste, etc. I didn't particularly like the taste when I started out, but have grown used to it over time and it feels like I've less inhibitions now and are more able to really let go.

Photo: Being mud-boarded and loving it.6/13/25report

That's such a happy, content, expression - love it! :loveeyes:

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Easy there tiger, just needs a smidge more lube then I'm all yours!

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Are you sure you're feeling okay, honey?...

Photo: I got it thick and good in this one6/12/25report

Dirty kisses are the best!

Photo: Still want that kiss?6/11/25report

Miss Ellie shocked class 2B by demonstrating what actually happens when you play with your food!

Photo: Hat of humiliation (I love it<3)6/11/25report

Mozart21824 couldn't help thinking that his online Regaine purchase wasn't legit.

Photo: Date night didn�t go too well6/10/25report

Good answer, you've got the job. When do you want to finish, I mean start with us?

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They were binned after I washed them, as they'd turned beige.

Photo: Now I know what a Choc Dip feels like!6/3/25report

Getting this messy is on a par if not better than sex!

Photo: Transformed into the mud monster.6/2/25report

If only everyone's significant other was as dirty as mud, there'd be no time for war, riches, hollow Ai picture creation! ;-)

Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report

The correct way to wear clothes from Venice.

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Do you see any dandruff?!?

Photo: As Mother Earth intended: dirty as fuck.5/30/25report

It feels too good to not get it everywhere! :D

Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report

Lovely bum and legs :loveeyes:

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The result of a 1000 men or one randy camel!

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This picture reminds me of Morph!

Photo: Mouth5/28/25report

Nah, there's a female socket at the back. ;-)

Photo: Album cover.5/28/25report

At least the duck is having a good time.

Photo: Pied & slopped (Feb 24)5/28/25report

I'd ran out of vases but then forgot about the flowers!

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Yes.

Photo: Would you eat my pussy like this? <35/27/25report

When the stag do continues into the morning of the wedding!

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Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!

Photo: "Hit me"5/23/25report

Being dirty always makes me smile too. :D

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The Maxwayy waxwork started to melt under the lights.

Photo: Cream on body5/22/25report

This was just 100 liquified Smurfs, imagine a 1000!

Photo: Look how thick it is!5/21/25report

1000 miles away, and you can still hear your mother telling you to not play with your food!

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No, they're my eyes, the bright light makes them look a bit paler than they look in the mirror. Also, the whole video was over exposed a tad (I'm not used to SLOG3 , followed advise to over expose then forgot to correct back in post). Doh! If only it was a social norm to use mud as sunscreen.

Photo: Only a brief rest for the wicked.5/16/25report

Taking the urn from the mantle place, Carolinapies knew it was what Nana wanted.

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Nice to see a plumb tree in its natural environment. ;-)

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What Harry should have done with the chocolate to recover from the bogart dementor!

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No where near. But to smooth mud over my foot, apparently no problem! :D

Photo: Mud makes you more flexible!5/14/25report

Am I the only one getting Master Yoda vibes from the audio?

Video: Please Swallow Me5/14/25report

Because I'm obsessed with my precious ring? :-P

Photo: Deeper mud is a delight.5/14/25report

I'm learning from what you said - got to be able to see the person under the mud, otherwise it's just a pile of mud. :thumbsup:

Photo: Muddy scream!5/14/25report

Can I take the chimney off now?

Photo: Plastered and pantsed at the basketball pole and h5/14/25report

I'd just pulled those muddy fingers out of my mouth, so pretty dirty at this point.

Photo: Muddy scream!5/13/25report

When your dinner date sneezes before finishing chewing their pie!

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I need more space to hide it, as 150kg would be even better! x-D

Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2K5/12/25report

You've got to try it, it feels amazing!

Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2K5/12/25report

It just needs to be cut now I've got over the 4:2:2 colour space issue not available in free version of Davinci Resolve. :(

Photo: Album cover.5/8/25report

Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!

Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Maid in the USA.

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Victorian bath - the last one in gets a dirt bath!

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I only came in to turn down the bed!

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Just lick the toffee Angel Delight straight off the spoon! No one will see.

Photo: 20 - Kiss me bro4/30/25report

When you check on your decorator expecting to see painted walls and ceiling!

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It's kind of depraved :hehe:

Photo: Destroyed.4/25/25report

@nakedmudlover - I'm not put off by an intelligent woman, and would hope they didn't mind my beard. :-P

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When team building exercises and having to go back into the office actually turns out okay.

Photo: It's not just the mess that�s growing�4/24/25report

Finally, my partner admitted they hadn't watched Squid Game!

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lol. No longer need the magnetic strips on payment cards either! :-P

Photo: Better than burying it in the sand.4/14/25report

That's it, find the key with your tongue to win pies for your campmates.

Photo: How was your April Fool's Day? *splat*4/3/25report

There's something rude and exciting about dirty feet on your face, especially during sex.

Photo: Gonna to put my feet on your face!4/1/25report

Did you just pour that into her mouth? :ohno:

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I get pied with everyone I lick, right?

Photo: Ready for you to pie me !3/31/25report

I'll take the pie with the googly eyes on top.

Photo: off-duty clown3/30/25report

I wish I looked like this without the mud! :hehe:

Photo: Mud makes you look cute.3/28/25report

Hmmm, mud and massage heavenly combination, but impossible to not be excited. x-D

Photo: My legs look better muddy.3/28/25report

That is seriously sexy! I'm not quite sure why, but I know it when I see it. :hehe:

Photo: Insatiable :p3/28/25report

I can't work out if this looks like a legs version of a Usain Bolt or Michael Flatley pose? :-P

Photo: Carved into a clay mess3/28/25report

This is how we make rhubarb and custard in our country. Tuck in!

Photo: Custard pants3/28/25report

Thanks :hehe:

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report

I knead the clay using the wine making method - a large gorilla tub, feet, and body weight. 12.5Kg of clay takes about 4 litres of water to turn it into mud rather than clay. Once mixed, the lumps soften and disappear once in the barrel.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

@Antie Liz - lol, no offence taken x-D

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

A kitchen floor clean enough to eat off.

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report

It's surprisingly hard work - takes about an hour. Clay is kind of water resistant, so it takes a lot of kneading to force it to accept the water. It's totally worth it, mind.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report

I wonder if Subway measure their foot-long in the same way? :-P

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Papa Smurf, live action version! x-D

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Makes me wonder if I need to start eating breakfast again? x-D

Scene: Babes Breakfast 23/26/25report

Nah, just use a squeegee, wipe, and then mop - easier than cleaning the bathroom. ;-)

Video: Black and Grey Clay (27-Jan-25) 2K3/25/25report

It's clay so it is absolutely creamy and that is it's real colour - I added some red clay and it's worked out great. :D

Photo: Cover3/25/25report

Yay, finally hit over 200K views. It's taken 13 years though! x-D

User: Muddddy3/25/25report

Weirdly, I get dirtier the dirtier I get! x-D

Photo: Muddy Scream.3/25/25report

Paul, water and spice aren't the only valuable commodity on Arrakis.

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[assumes comic book angry pose to disguise that fact that he's lovin' it!]

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For some reason, gym clothes are impervious to strains. ;-)

Photo: 00. Album Cover.3/19/25report

What a good picture. :love:

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The correct way to align a Key Lime Pie hat - on the face and slide back.

Photo: 🍀3/18/25report

When you realise that your new barber doesn't really know what they're doing!

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I've got to hand it to you, gagged and muddy is a powerful combination. Both are submissive, naughty, and wild in equal measure. :hehe:

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I'd love to be treated like this. :love:

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It's amazing how mud changes everything. I'm shy in real life, and would avoid the tap end too if it was water in the bath. x-D

Photo: 10. Delirious.3/12/25report

Getting dirty is the best therapy I know! :D

Photo: 03. Muddy out and in!3/12/25report

I'd just spat out a mouthful of mud and was enjoying some long breaths, despite my teeth and tongue being caked. x-D

Photo: 03. Muddy out and in!3/11/25report

When your mixer just does have the right attachment.

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@CJPlays - It's a man masturbating ;-)

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When scientists decide that wiping your arse with pies is more hygienic than paper!

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Okay, foreplay over, now I'm going to fuck you stupid!

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Yeah, I'm working on that. I was last week years' old when I finally realised that my lack of confidence and shyness wasn't my fault. I've just got 50 years of social conditioning to tear down now! The only time I'm not shy is when I'm covered in mud. :hehe:

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

Zombie a-pie-ocalypse: fear and panic on the streets, whilst wammers queue to be infected!

Photo: it's the splatter that matters2/24/25report