Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

Love messy hands :loveeyes:

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Oh yes! :D

Photo: 6. Can't resist a peek!1/15/24report

My mother warned me I'd go square eye's staring at a screen all day!

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A male boss strenuously denies setting the humidity in the office for his own personal gain!

Photo: Late night dip1/14/24report

Nike pie angel!

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Brownie realising he's flexible enough to suck his own cock off!

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Nice picture, shame about the smog :-P

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Meat pies have less calories if you only suck the pie off the meat! ;)

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The aftermath of any bouncy castle party! Shoes, abandoned clothes and dirt! ;)

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How we sort out our differences in mother Russia, Vodka and pie-offs!

Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy1/9/24report

mmmmmmm... nice Pteridophyta :-P

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Is that a funnel in your pants or are you just please to see me... officer? :-P

Photo: Feet fans??? 1/8/24report

Nothing quite as good as a muddy duck! ;-)

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Letting yourself you go and become one with the clay and yourself is pretty mindful imho :-)

Photo: Too late to put it into reverse!1/8/24report

The unbreakable bond of pie brothers, forget blood!

Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy1/8/24report

Are those sweetcorn and vomit pies?!? Looks like a messy Friday night after trading has closed!

Photo: A great serve1/7/24report

Is this the female Flash? 8-)

Photo: Album Pic 10291/6/24report

Beware, the early glitter duck gets the worm!

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I'm getting Wizard of Oz vibes! :-P

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Fuck! I don't remember that at Disney Land! :ohno:

Scene: Stuck in the Middle with Glue1/5/24report

The glitter duck can't tear its eyes away!

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Nice contrast of colour. Being messy is fun and that shows :)

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How you imagine the local bakery girl going about her trade! ;)

Photo: a lot of flour to play for a while😁1/3/24report

Give my pie-hole some loving!

Photo: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies1/3/24report

There's still pie if you want it... you've just got to lick it off!

Photo: Not Again!!12/22/23report

'I won't enjoy a dairy free pie,' they scoffed. Little did they know I had no intention of eating it!

Photo: Not Again!!12/22/23report

Jason Statham even looks tough when he's mudding! ;P

Photo: I'm in leather I'm in mud - fight me!!12/21/23report

It's the genie out of Aladdin!

Photo: cobalt blue12/21/23report

Mess97 found out the hard way that a recent chemical spill had changed the water to rubber!

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Now that's a dirty picture! Sing it: r. e. s. p. e. c. t. find out what it means to me...

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The Ritz clientele were astonished to see Tdpie playing with his dessert half naked at his table!

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That looks thick and gloopy! Love the reaction! :)

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Literally 2 fps :-P.

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Santa, are you sure you're busy tonight delivering presents? You wouldn't believe what those naughty elves want to do to me!

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More than a black square!

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There was wind noise on the mic, so the engineer decided to fit a fluffier deadcat with his teeth to be sure! All in the name of sound quality, what a guy!

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A bit thick with the old foundation there! :ohno:

Photo: face first12/18/23report

A totally spontaneous pie fight ensued!

Photo: First hit12/18/23report

That's the problem with the jungle, too many damned pythons! :ohno:

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Too yellow for French mustard, must be English as it's hotter! ;)

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I think the Oscars should be run like this: where the winners have to become the statuettes! :D

Photo: Bts casually posing 12/17/23report

Best triple-decker since the Night Bus in Harry Potter! (set2, still12) :-P

Scene: 5 Girl Mehron Extreme W/ 4 Girls Getting Me Off and More!12/17/23report

Some girls will do anything to perform alongside Harrold Bishop!!! :ohno:

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It's not too difficult. Here's how:
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this

Photo: Slopping the clay on.12/16/23report

Don't worry mini me, you'll get your share.

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The secret to little Hulk is he's always horny! Blame it on the gamma.

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I bet you was as stiff as a board! ;P

Video: Wetsuit Pup in Thick Clay12/14/23report

First they indited me... now they creamed me!

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Someday I'll get opportunity to skinny-dip outdoors in glorious mud! Jealous and in awe :D

Photo: Relaxing in my favorite mudlake!12/13/23report

Piesplats thought his Hulk audition went pretty darn well!

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I told you the elephant was excited, but you wouldn't listen!

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Thanks for the :love:s :)

User: Mud Mike NudeSTUDinMUD12/12/23report

Papa, one day my chest will be as hairy as yours!

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There can be only one of me!

Photo: Accepting my fate!12/10/23report

Cheeky!

Photo: A colourful adventure 12/10/23report

Don't fight it, let me in and give yourself over to the muddy side!

Photo: Mud breeding bonds us to the Mud12/9/23report

Move aside double-denim, triple coming through! 8-)

Photo: So relaxing12/8/23report

Waterboarding... with benefits!

Photo: At last, I become Mud!12/8/23report

Thanks for the recent :love:s :)

User: orfin12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: KinkyFrTwink12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: aussieblondieboi12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s and comments :)

User: quietman12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: SMGagPig12/7/23report

Thank you for the :love:s :)

User: covermeingoo12/7/23report

Thanks for the :love:s :)

User: Sinbad31612/7/23report

If Carlsberg did massages they'd probably be...

Photo: Assimilation successful 12/6/23report

Shortly after, he was arrested and taken in too custardy!

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Is it only me that would want to be lay on my back, underneath her, dutifully licking her off until she was completely satisfied and decided to let me crawl to the edge completely destroyed and panting wondering how much clay I had inadvertently eaten? Thought so ;)

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If she had the itch that needed immediate attention, I'd happily oblige!

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Stop reading my pants and embrace your destiny Luke.

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I don't think the pie-er has the best of intentions if you look at his pants! :ohno:

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Love seeing the end of a nose poking through a thick layer of mess. The rest is smoking hot too! :)

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Novelty WAM keyring.

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Deadcell's lead character caught mudding!

Photo: Start der heutigen Sitzung 11/30/23report

Someone missed caking their teeth but figured no one would notice! :mod:

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@April - I very happy one. There does appear to be a connection between the amount of mess and the amount of happiness!

Photo: All is now quiet.11/30/23report

That's an odd looking toothbrush?!? :-7

Photo: New update on only fans! 11/29/23report

Too much Minecraft the night before? ;P

Photo: 01 The anticipation11/29/23report

There's something about messy hands as they touch everywhere!

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Who's the boss?? And don't you forget it!

Photo: Clean11/29/23report

Definitely a more socially acceptable way to fill your pants! :D

Photo: Lets fill those pantys!11/28/23report

Whoa! If you walked in on that party, there's no way you'd walk back out again. Just sitting in a corner holding a bucket would feel like the most important job at that time!

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Hi hun, you're home early. I'm just, urm, painting my nails.

Photo: Black as a Panther, a Bagheera11/28/23report

I've always wanted a corner bath, but would need a bigger house to fit it in! x-D

Video: Clay Bath, Early GoPro (28-Jan-2023)11/27/23report

I think you misunderstood when I said he was a good candidate that we shouldn't let get away!

Photo: My dom doesn't want me going anywhere11/27/23report

Sharing an intimate moment and the smile that says you're having a great time... priceless. It's the magic that staged pornography lacks.

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Morse code for you're getting dick-slapped!

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Photoshop in a second sun and you've got the perfect mud bathing on Tatooine shot ;)

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I walk like that after a heavy gym session too! :-P

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I now know sign language for pie me in the face!

Photo: Disaster minutes before the opera11/22/23report

Primal and damned sexy. No words needed, just actions.

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I scoop as much out as I can and use as much water as possible to wash away what is left.
This short video explains better:
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this

Photo: And the world turns dark.11/22/23report