Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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It's not too difficult. Here's how:
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this
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Photo: Slopping the clay on.12/16/23report
Wow, that looks as smooth as clay. Super cool place to chill out. :D
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Video: Enjoyed By The Mud12/15/23report
Don't worry mini me, you'll get your share.
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Photo12/15/23report
The secret to little Hulk is he's always horny! Blame it on the gamma.
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Photo12/14/23report
I bet you was as stiff as a board! ;P
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Video: Wetsuit Pup in Thick Clay12/14/23report
First they indited me... now they creamed me!
Photo12/13/23report
Someday I'll get opportunity to skinny-dip outdoors in glorious mud! Jealous and in awe :D
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Photo: Relaxing in my favorite mudlake!12/13/23report
Piesplats thought his Hulk audition went pretty darn well!
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Photo12/13/23report
I told you the elephant was excited, but you wouldn't listen!
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Photo: fuck me…12/12/23report
Thanks for the :love:s :)
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User: Mud Mike NudeSTUDinMUD12/12/23report
Papa, one day my chest will be as hairy as yours!
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Photo12/11/23report
There can be only one of me!
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Photo: Accepting my fate!12/10/23report
Cheeky!
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Photo: A colourful adventure 12/10/23report
Don't fight it, let me in and give yourself over to the muddy side!
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Photo: Mud breeding bonds us to the Mud12/9/23report
Move aside double-denim, triple coming through! 8-)
Photo: So relaxing12/8/23report
Waterboarding... with benefits!
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Photo: At last, I become Mud!12/8/23report
Thanks for the recent :love:s :)
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User: orfin12/7/23report
Thank you for the :love:s :)
User: KinkyFrTwink12/7/23report
Thank you for the :love:s :)
User: aussieblondieboi12/7/23report
Thank you for the :love:s and comments :)
User: quietman12/7/23report
Thank you for the :love:s :)
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User: SMGagPig12/7/23report
Thank you for the :love:s :)
User: covermeingoo12/7/23report
Thanks for the :love:s :)
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User: Sinbad31612/7/23report
If Carlsberg did massages they'd probably be...
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Photo: Assimilation successful 12/6/23report
Shortly after, he was arrested and taken in too custardy!
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Photo12/5/23report
Is it only me that would want to be lay on my back, underneath her, dutifully licking her off until she was completely satisfied and decided to let me crawl to the edge completely destroyed and panting wondering how much clay I had inadvertently eaten? Thought so ;)
Photo12/4/23report
If she had the itch that needed immediate attention, I'd happily oblige!
Photo12/3/23report
Stop reading my pants and embrace your destiny Luke.
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Photo12/3/23report
I don't think the pie-er has the best of intentions if you look at his pants! :ohno:
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Photo12/2/23report
Love seeing the end of a nose poking through a thick layer of mess. The rest is smoking hot too! :)
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Photo12/2/23report
Novelty WAM keyring.
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Photo12/2/23report
Deadcell's lead character caught mudding!
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Photo: Start der heutigen Sitzung 11/30/23report
Someone missed caking their teeth but figured no one would notice! :mod:
Photo11/30/23report
@April - I very happy one. There does appear to be a connection between the amount of mess and the amount of happiness!
Photo: All is now quiet.11/30/23report
That's an odd looking toothbrush?!? :-7
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Photo: New update on only fans! 11/29/23report
Too much Minecraft the night before? ;P
Photo: 01 The anticipation11/29/23report
There's something about messy hands as they touch everywhere!
Photo11/29/23report
Who's the boss?? And don't you forget it!
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Photo: Clean11/29/23report
Definitely a more socially acceptable way to fill your pants! :D
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Photo: Lets fill those pantys!11/28/23report
Whoa! If you walked in on that party, there's no way you'd walk back out again. Just sitting in a corner holding a bucket would feel like the most important job at that time!
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Photo11/28/23report
Hi hun, you're home early. I'm just, urm, painting my nails.
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Photo: Black as a Panther, a Bagheera11/28/23report
I've always wanted a corner bath, but would need a bigger house to fit it in! x-D
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Video: Clay Bath, Early GoPro (28-Jan-2023)11/27/23report
I think you misunderstood when I said he was a good candidate that we shouldn't let get away!
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Photo: My dom doesn't want me going anywhere11/27/23report
Sharing an intimate moment and the smile that says you're having a great time... priceless. It's the magic that staged pornography lacks.
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Photo11/26/23report
Morse code for you're getting dick-slapped!
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Photo11/24/23report
Photoshop in a second sun and you've got the perfect mud bathing on Tatooine shot ;)
Photo11/23/23report
Alex the lion give us a roar! :D
Photo: after 4 massive pies, and still more cream to be u11/22/23report
I walk like that after a heavy gym session too! :-P
Photo11/22/23report
I now know sign language for pie me in the face!
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Photo: Disaster minutes before the opera11/22/23report
Primal and damned sexy. No words needed, just actions.
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Photo11/22/23report
I scoop as much out as I can and use as much water as possible to wash away what is left.
This short video explains better:
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this
Photo: And the world turns dark.11/22/23report
@66Pies Thanks to your comment and this wonderful picture, I now understand the concept of tapas!
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Photo11/21/23report
I don't think it's the house she's cleaning! :ohno:
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Photo11/21/23report
American pie flashback! Just waiting for the fingers to be in and it feels like...
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Photo: Really close now..11/21/23report
Spiderman like feat achieved via sticky goop!
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Photo: The aftermath…11/21/23report
That's a quality shot - great lighting, subject and detail. Awesome.
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Photo11/20/23report
If you're going to get messy, you may as well go all in. I strongly approve!
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Photo: A lot of cream on my face11/20/23report
Great action shot
Video: A Naked Romp in the Swamp11/20/23report
Sausage and nachos just goes together, like soil and water!
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Photo11/20/23report
Water, check, shampoo, check. Sure I've forgotten something!
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Photo11/18/23report
@claywalker It sounds like you are arguing that women can't be doms. There'd be a lot of disappointed blokes out there if that was the case.
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Video: Stood over Looking Down (12-Nov-2023)11/15/23report
My favourite twins: Raspberry and Ripple
Photo11/15/23report
This is making me feel nostalgic. My first digital camera was a Kodak with 1.2 megapixels. Them were the days!
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Photo11/15/23report
Captain America before the super soldier serum. Obviously loads more fun back then!
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Photo11/15/23report
It's like a biblical scene! We'd all choose crucifixion by shaving foam, but it's more a pleasure rather than a punishment! ;)
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Photo11/15/23report
@SanFranciscoMudMan I actually buy it, as there's no good mud near where I live. What it is is in the video in the video below.
https://umd.net/profile/i/muddddy/section/videos/video/how-i-do-this
Video: Fun in Thick Red Clay Bath 4K (25-Sep-2023)11/8/23report
Remember to change the quality to high otherwise it looks pixelated!
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Video: Fun in Thick Red Clay Bath 4K (25-Sep-2023)9/27/23report
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
Beyonce Knows!
Photo: If you love it you shoulda put your ring on it. Oh7/14/23report
I'm not sure they'd fit!
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Photo7/6/23report
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gedeo-1-Piece-Kiln-Fired-Clay/dp/B00ELIUAU2/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1CIL2FHSK30ED&keywords=Gedeo+766406+1-Piece+10+kg+Kiln+Fired+Clay%2C+Red&qid=1686083256&s=kitchen&sprefix=gedeo+766406+1-piece+10+kg+kiln+fired+clay+red%2Ckitchen%2C60&sr=1-1
Video: Smothered in Clay on Kitchen Floor (23-May-2023)6/6/23report
It's just normal pottery clay - non air hardening (you don't want it setting hard) and non grogged (you don't want sand or fibres in it either!). Pottery suppliers are cheap if you buy a reasonable quantity - I've just been buying 10Kg at a time off Amazon.
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Video: Smothered in Clay on Kitchen Floor (23-May-2023)6/4/23report
Not bad, more about filling the orifice. To be fair, I'd still do it if it stunk really bad!
Photo5/30/23report
Was laying a firepit, so yes!
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Photo4/3/23report
The anticipation before doing anything dirty usually gets the heart racing ☺
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Photo5/16/14report
Keuper Red, Potclays.
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Photo: If only I lived on a farm!5/16/14report
It's not private enough. I had to wait until the early hours to try outdoor mud for the first time!
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Photo5/15/14report
I would be so hot to be made to do it for you. The anticipation of what else you'd want me to do would be breath taking! ;)
Photo1/31/12report
A very long time, hence the move to the kitchen fot the next session!
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Photo1/29/12report
Glad to be of service :-P glad you like them.
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Photo1/23/12report
I wish I could do a meet sometime as that sounds exciting.
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Photo1/23/12report
Yeah. That's the most mud I've ever had. Can only get clay these days.
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Photo1/23/12report
Thanks ;-) - would love to get into a pit of this as it feels great!
Photo1/17/12report
It was a lot of fun :)
Photo1/17/12report
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