Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

I said "tie me up and make me scream", not pie me up and make me green!

Photo4/17/24report

It looks like bears like pie as well as honey, and pick-a-nic baskets!

Photo4/16/24report

I think he wants a carefree fork! ;-)

Photo: ;) come on in4/15/24report

It's realising that you have to find it. :thumbsup:

Photo: 25. Relentless assault rubbing the dirt in.4/15/24report

Holy guacamole!

Photo4/9/24report

I told you! A Jaffa cake is not a biscuit!

Photo4/9/24report

Come get some... chocolate pudding!

Photo4/9/24report

I did have a new shoot to add, but was cursed by the camera gods and the focus was not where it needed to be. Lesson learnt regarding ultra wide lens and wide focus points. :(

User: Muddddy4/1/24report

I use a squeegee which makes it quite simple ;)

Photo: Incoming!3/31/24report

Pottery clay. It's grey but has a brown look in some lights.

Photo3/31/24report

Hollow out you pot and dip in glaze, or do both at once!

Photo: Mud Beast Breeding 3/27/24report

Never take soft ice-cream on a Waltzer or you'll look like this!

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What an enormous pair of jugs!

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Looks like you've got a leak... or peas or whatever it is.

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When I married the hulk, I didn't realise that jiz would be so plentiful!

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Sink soap fight to the death when both turned up at local pool in the same budgie smugglers!

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That's not what they meant by tease the cake with lashings of custard!

Photo: Custard Pour3/13/24report

Fuck, that'll take some waxing! :-P

Photo3/12/24report

I think you missed your Victoria Sponge!

Photo: Custard Pour3/11/24report

Book version: Hairy Potter and the Short Shorts of Indecency

Photo: Starting Clean ;)3/9/24report

This was more done for the stills, but I'll still process it and see what's there to publish.

Photo: Looks like nutella!3/8/24report

I really liked this one :D

Photo: Plastered in thick clay.3/7/24report

Thanks to everyone that has :love: any of my content - it really makes it worth while. Special thanks to those that leave comments against photos and videos, as the wall is my only means of promotion, as I do not charge (consequently, no store) so don't get any promotions of any kind. Thank you for your support :kiss:

User: Muddddy3/6/24report

Thanks for all the :love:'s - always much appreciated. :)

User: aussieblondieboi3/6/24report

Got to make it happen. ~�30 for 37.5Kg of clay, just add water. :-)

Photo: It always finds its target.3/4/24report

I thought a fireman was supposed to keep his hose clean!

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The force is balanced: you must take a cream pie before you can give a creampie!

Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report

Have you set the quality to 'high' - the default is normal?

Video: Kitchen Clay Pit (23-Feb-2024) 2K2/28/24report

Carolinapies fully empathises with how toddlers eat.

Photo: where should these go?2/26/24report

I need to process it and cut it down to a manageable size :)

Photo: Pink for now.2/25/24report

Yeah, the clay is getting thicker every time! :)

Photo: Dirty and loving it!2/23/24report

There it is, the Gaza Strip in pictorial form!

Photo: Part III - Toronto takes charge (In store now)2/22/24report

Whipping away your invisible chair to start!

Photo: Hello, I'm Paoli, what disaster do you have in mi2/21/24report

Are you sure you're not an alien or do need an extra welly for your middle leg? ;)

Video: Boots and Wetsuit in a Muddy Puddle2/21/24report

A metaphor for the Irish smothering the English at Rugby!

Photo: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk2/21/24report

Hi, I just moved in next door and wondered if you had a bucket of mud I could borrow?

Photo2/19/24report

WM992 uses the age old 'junk dunk' to gauge the dept of the WAM pit.

Photo: Cake anyone?2/17/24report

You're getting a few more swipe right's on Tinder!

Photo2/16/24report

And Elmer Fudd's too! :-P

Photo: :-P2/13/24report

Picture cards are mirrored, so I've bashed one out!
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Photo2/12/24report

I warned you that I had a club with your name on it if you popped out!

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WAM Avengers unite! :splosh:

Photo: 🎂🍫2/11/24report

The CSI style UV light might just have picked up a smidge of jiggy juice! ;P

Scene: Battle of the Bitches--Gooey Pup Wrestling2/11/24report

That's a lot of pies!

Photo2/10/24report

Impressive squat! The gunging isn't bad either!

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Got the green bit now for the gobbling! ;)

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A metaphor for Orange turning into Everything Everywhere (EE).

Photo: Stepfawn's Spooky Slime - 072/9/24report

You wouldn't need to shower before going in the pool if it was full of pie mix!

Photo: At least I had a speedo on...2/9/24report

I imagine they had many offers to be the meat in their clay sandwich, but sometimes a nice bit of bread is more than enough.

Scene: Mud Girls Dakota and Cassandra2/8/24report

Identity protected, marker pen style! x-D

Photo2/8/24report

Love the restraints. She deservers an orgasm whilst under the filth, hope the camera person is ready and willing to tongue her off.

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I don't think the 3" foot dip is going to keep the pool clean!

Photo: At least I had a speedo on...2/8/24report

When you hope the answer is 'me' to the question, 'what is for dinner?'. Is this both eating out and eating in? x-D

Photo2/7/24report

"fantasized" is the key word, the answer being: yes, lots! But also about a girl sat on my face and making me eat out her clay caked pussy. I've fantasized about both. Both would be challenging to breath, but that's part of the fun. I'd be worried about a blowjob making me gag, as clay and vomit would not be pleasant or a turn on!

Video: Clay Rubbed into Face Up Close and Personal (02-Feb-2024) 4K2/7/24report

I'm more sub than dom, so being used for someone else's pleasure fits the bill.

Video: Clay Rubbed into Face Up Close and Personal (02-Feb-2024) 4K2/7/24report

Pink Wookie slime - causes hair to grow on your extremities!

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Mud buddies, strongest of bonds!

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What happens when you get Jean-Michel Jarre to produce your video!

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First peel, then marinate, stuff, and then enjoy. Bon appetite!

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Wet clay on skin and hair feels really nice, and isn't the worst to wash out but does strip away oils!

Video: 45Kg of School Clay (15-Jan-2024) 2K2/3/24report

GungeMe666 refutes the unfounded rumour that he is a messy eater!

Photo: Lemon cream pies2/2/24report

My DeLorean's lost a few horses and won't hit 88! Oh well...

Photo: Clay shoes.2/2/24report

Those Cylons are everywhere! :ohno:

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Moments later, Buck demonstrated perfect form whilst using a shoehorn to effortlessly enter!

Photo: Teasing the mud-cock 2/1/24report

Sequel: 'The Boy with the Dragon Tattoo'. Harks from north of the wall and doesn't know how serve a Bloody Mary ;P

Photo1/31/24report

When you order steak and life gives you omelette!

Photo: Creamy custard pie1/31/24report

@quietman like a Christmas turkey, and not the country! ;)

Photo: 65. Jonah would know what to say.1/31/24report

It was :-) but is over all too soon... as I can't leave the bathroom in that state and it takes a while to clean up!

Photo: Better version1/31/24report

Waiting doesn't work, at some point you have to make it happen. That's what I decided. :-)

Photo: 65. Jonah would know what to say.1/31/24report

Today's video is up already - it was a really good session. Thick clay!

User: Muddddy1/30/24report

Still taking two sports kits into the shower? Try... reading a book :P

Photo: [GIF]1/29/24report

Jesus Christ! How wide an anus do you want!?! The 2nd and 3rd one would kill if fully inserted! :ohno:

Photo: Today's going to be a good "fucking" day. ㈂1/28/24report

I love the composition and the light in this picture... the two extremely hot ladies naked covered in mud, of course, add something to the picture too ;). There's dried on patches too. Lots going on to like.

Photo: Coat yourself in holiday cheer!1/28/24report