Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

Talk to me Goose, what's with the slime? ;-)

Photo: Real Chunky Teal 212/11/24report

Now I know what Carrie felt like!

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The dress may be Piltover, but the rabitt and butterfly's heart are in the Lanes, in a free Zaun.

Photo: Moments before I get covered in Christmas themed s12/9/24report

Have you seen a doctor about that cold?

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Muddy play is always a lot of fun. Processing video isn't too exciting in comparison. x-D

Video: Gymkit Mudbath (27-Nov-24) 2K12/8/24report

Do it yourself Grinchification, when you see Christmas decorations put up in October!

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Disaster as a waxwork of Loki melts under the bright lights.

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Since 1880, the Dorset Knob dipped in cream rather than tea or cider.

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That's it Papa Smurf, give me all your blue stuff!

Photo: Total annihilation.12/2/24report

It was really dirty and difficult to get the clothes off once they were caked in clay.

Photo: 18. muddy shorts coming all the way off12/2/24report

This was my favourite picture from this messy session. Rubbing my very muddy shorts into my face made it harder to breath compared to just rubbing in mud, and the whole thing became breathless and depraved! :-)

Photo: 21. It was intense and harder to breath.12/2/24report

The clay was so thick and creamy, it was lovely!

Photo: 17. New thick coat instead11/30/24report

Wearing that t-shirt and Speedos, you deserve to get pied!

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I'm sure it didn't look this see through in the shop!

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Quick, there's a giant snail climbing up your groin! :ohno:

Photo: Mud Hard11/26/24report

Doc, what's the verdict, is my prostate okay?

Photo: Mud Fuck11/26/24report

I'll ketchup with you later.

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The whole house is private provided everyone else has gone out ;)

Video: Birthday Celebration (19-Nov-24) 2K11/21/24report

Wana play with my piccalilli?

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You've been creamed!

Photo: The Incredible Melting Moron8/26/24report

One Brooklyn Bridge special coming up!

Photo: before or after?8/25/24report

They say a chocolate coating is the new little black dress, but going with both to be sure!

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Couldn't decide whether to get clean or dirty so went with both: foam and mud.

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Keep going and you'll be a chocolatier.

Photo: How did that happen?8/15/24report

Robinson Crusoe would name you Sunday.

Photo: Chocolate all in my hair and pants 8/14/24report

Samwise realised he was in trouble, and was going to have to put on the ring after all!

Photo: Fur suits well8/14/24report

Actually cool and refreshing, but mind blowingly erotic ;)

Photo: Heap it on thick!8/12/24report

Feels lovely.

Photo: Scrape up and over 8/12/24report

The WWF (WAM Wrestling Federation) start off cosy but hope to rival WWE someday!

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lol x-D

Photo: Feet need attention8/10/24report

A lot of people like messy feet. I like messy hands too.

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report

I'm always torn between thick or wet mud, both are nice in different ways.

Video: Muddy Lunch (30-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report

Eggon Musk.

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Whilst some always makes its way down, I don't deliberately chew and swallow! :-P

Photo: Cover7/31/24report

Frodo could help feeling intimidated in MuddyBuck's production of Lord of the Rings.

Photo: MuddyBuck muddy hard 17/30/24report

I don't care who's watching, it's all about me and my muddy pleasure now.

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This isn't what we meant by becoming the face of Milka, and you didn't stop at your face!

Photo: Fun with chocolate 7/26/24report

If life was different, I'd have a big pit outside that wasn't overlooked! x-D

Video: Unplanned Mud Bath (20-Jul-2024) 2K7/26/24report

Cock, ass, or both? x-D

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400+ images deleted with 12 more albums to go! :ohno:

User: Muddddy7/24/24report

I think I prefer the right, you can have the left. Wait... Yes, you can have the left!

Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

Pink for a boy and blue for a girl... shit, it's twins!

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I've removed the music. Is it better now? *fingers crossed*

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report

Good feedback, thanks. I wanted to try it out but wasn't 100% sure if it worked. (._.)

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report

It's 30 litres/40 Kg of real school clay, very smooth ungrogged, mixed with water to the point it turns back into mud.

Photo: Album Cover7/21/24report

I like the wet and slippery sensation. Drying would give you sticky then tight and tingly, so I can see why that attracts, but I'm not patient enough as it takes so long for a thick layer to set.

Photo: 11. Covered and full, all fun from here out.7/20/24report

I've got too many pictures, so am going to trim the older album back to what is popular. Feel free to like any that you feel should stay :D

User: Muddddy7/19/24report

When the pie machine feels crampy, then the pie shoots out more violently and runnier than expected!

Photo: Covered by cream pies7/19/24report

Looks like a wee cone with not one, not two, but three scoops of ice cream!

Photo: More Mud Sir7/19/24report

Sensory depravation, very serene.

Photo: 09. From pink to grey in no time at all.7/19/24report

Feels every bit as good too!

Photo: 10. Muddy out and in.7/19/24report

That's one way to level a floor! x-D

Photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/CX3hhOOs99v/7/16/24report

Milked dry, Muddy Buck disagreed that it was time to change the sheets.

Photo: Enjoying a stroke 7/16/24report

When your mouth is full you instinctively blow them clear.

Photo: Fingers pushed deep into mouth.7/15/24report

Be it a mud filled pussy or plastered cock, when you're this dirty you don't care and just want to hear that you're bringing someone to orgasm by being so filthy for them!

Photo: Tongue thickly caked.7/15/24report

As long as you let me take regular breaths :hehe:

Photo: All holes full to the brim!7/15/24report

It's a fair way to start: face first! ;)

Photo: Starting as meaning to go on.7/15/24report

I think clay could be the perfect mix of sticky/clingy but smooth and wet.

Video: Clay Autoerotic Asphyxiation (11-Jul-2024) 2K7/15/24report

Anyone else thinking early Pedro Pascal?

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Chuck Norris so hard... even the clay is scared to stick! :-P

Photo: Bliss in the Pit 7/14/24report

It's less of a risk when you're in control, you can always stop to grab a breath when needed. I stop pushing in when when I'm in danger of gagging.

Video: Clay Autoerotic Asphyxiation (11-Jul-2024) 2K7/13/24report

...Free at last, you took your slide. It could not take your pride. In the name of love...

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Shower Manbo Number 5.

Photo: Should I post the full vid?6/30/24report

It's strange how less clay is sometimes more. I've lots to learn!

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Braving the approach to the loos at Glastonbury!

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That's the dream... someone doing it to you against your will! :hehe:

Video: Snout and Mouth Stuffing (22-Jun-2024) 2K6/27/24report

... breathing in and getting clay instead of air? x-D

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I think I'm probably more dirty than brave :D

Video: Snout and Mouth Stuffing (22-Jun-2024) 2K6/24/24report

The video is published now :)

Photo: Cover6/24/24report

I did push it up as far as I could, put my fingers kept on blocking the shot, so I ended up just pushing it in with the palm of my hand.

Photo: 02. 0 to Full in no time at all!6/24/24report

It is, but I having processed it yet. It's always a wrench trying to reduce 30+ minutes to under 10. :ohno:

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It's the same image twice, but the back layer is black and white and the colour image in front and is cut out to reveal the B&W layer.

Photo: Want to wear it all!6/23/24report

Naked in mud is nature at its best! I wish I lived near a Quarry, better light out in the open. :splosh:

Photo: 30. As filthy as I can manage.6/23/24report

I think the order of the clay meet at Hogwarts every Thursday after quidditch practice ;)

Video: Return to the Tent (04-Jun-24) 2K6/23/24report

I've certainly learnt a lot about light and videography doing this. Strange way to learn but I'm not complaining! :D

Video: Return to the Tent (04-Jun-24) 2K6/21/24report

I find being covered in clay makes me more open to just about anything. I'm quite shy before hand.

Photo: 31. Closer in finger suck.6/21/24report

The squelching and sucking thick layer of slippery clay certainly helps things along.

Photo: 32. Feels too good.6/21/24report

It is really peaceful apart from being hard as a rock.

Photo: 28. ...now it's gone!6/21/24report

I don't know why being that dirty but out of the mud pit is really sexy, but it is!

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"..okay, call me later, love to dad xx"

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Wales and England gave it their best, but Heinz won the match!

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Sing it for God's sake! 50 odd attempts and not one correct rainbow!

Photo: Tied and blindfolded...6/13/24report

x-D

Photo: 06. Muddy finger up the bum.6/11/24report

Still taking two jugs into the shower? Try Splosh and Go for dirty people on a tight schedule.

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looking very sexy!

Photo: meow🐱6/4/24report

In Australia not only do we have boomerang penises, our jiz comes back back too!

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And everywhere in between! ;)

Photo: 37. Clarried!5/31/24report

It keeps the neighbours eye's off, which was the primary reason. I'm overlooked from nearly all sides! x-D

It was a bit cold to start but mud is a fantastic insulator.