Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

I'm interested, but all my research is pointing to real grease being an irritant and can affect human kidneys, livers, and blood and increase the risk of cancer. Are folks making fake grease that you see on here?

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I wish I lived near a place like that, looks great fun and great weather.

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The face looked exacted like a Steve carell The Office meme, and now I can't unsee it! :ohno:

Photo: Read for fun1/31/25report

That is so cool, love it :love:

Video: Buckets of Filth1/31/25report

I was this years old when I realised that a self-flushing toilet was operated from beneath!

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I always have a problem with either the focus or the COB light being too bright, but that's the problem with letting the camera do all the work. I like my feet and hands being dirty.

Photo: Cheeky foot pic1/31/25report

At least 24", got to be able to submerge!

Photo: Destroyed1/30/25report

We'd need a deep pit for that! ;)

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The pigeon special caught Keith unawares, leaving him revolted and unable to speak.

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There's nothing more sexy than a girl who enjoys getting dirty. It's still somehow less expected than men, so this helps to keep the faith that there are women who enjoy it too. :love:

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What's grease like to wash off?

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Vicissitudes - damn, that was a big word!

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"Calisthenics is strong with this one," DarthV.

Photo: I look so my better with a pie on my head 1/28/25report

CEO's are getting younger... or is it the pies that keeps them young at heart?

Photo: No Notes CEOs1/28/25report

Thanks :) I think the world would be a nicer place if everyone took mud baths together. That's the most hippy thing I think I've ever said!!! :hehe:

Video: Mud Caked Face and Head (6-Jan-25) 2K1/27/25report

Starlight takes out Lamplighter... butt naked with a pie!

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With bosses calling folk back into the office, performance related pies are on the increase!

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Do you want me to pop another 50p in the meter? The emergency lighting's ruining my crossword!

Photo: Best seat in the house1/23/25report

All a plumber needs is water and a pipe.

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Three of the quadruplets discover they like pies, whilst the fourth approves.

Photo: Crowning glory1/21/25report

When you WAM, you begin to see the world in all its colourful goodness.

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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

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What happens when you sit on a bucket, pondering what to buy, bollock naked, in a chip shop!

Photo: An extra humiliation1/14/25report

Yeah, just need to process it. :thumbsup:

Photo: Full to the brim.1/14/25report

Of course! As well as feeling super erotic. :D

Photo: All the way up and over.1/13/25report

Trust me, it feels even better than it looks ;-)

Photo: Smooth coat of mud1/12/25report

[Band-Aid] At Christmas time, we let in pies and we banish shame, and in our world of plenty...

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Archaeologists were taken by surprise whilst excavating the remains of Pompei.

Photo: Muddy Roar12/19/24report

It's so good because it assaults every sense in a good way. :)

Video: Gymkit Mudbath (27-Nov-24) 2K12/17/24report

If alien sex looked like this, we'd all be on Elon's Starship to Mars!

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There's nothing as nice as the feel of soft bum cheeks stroke your upper thighs.

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DIY clash cymbals: just use a foil pie dish, preferably full, and a face!

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Muddybuck suddenly realised how thin his clay had become!

Photo: Enjoying a dip 312/12/24report

Oh, that's why Elmer was always chasing Buggs. Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting howt wabbits!

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And they say you should eat your greens and not play with your food. How wrong were they!

Photo: Make sure to follow for the latest!12/12/24report

When vanilla and exceptionally high ISO strike!

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Talk to me Goose, what's with the slime? ;-)

Photo: Real Chunky Teal 212/11/24report

Now I know what Carrie felt like!

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The dress may be Piltover, but the rabitt and butterfly's heart are in the Lanes, in a free Zaun.

Photo: Moments before I get covered in Christmas themed s12/9/24report

Have you seen a doctor about that cold?

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Muddy play is always a lot of fun. Processing video isn't too exciting in comparison. x-D

Video: Gymkit Mudbath (27-Nov-24) 2K12/8/24report

Do it yourself Grinchification, when you see Christmas decorations put up in October!

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Disaster as a waxwork of Loki melts under the bright lights.

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Since 1880, the Dorset Knob dipped in cream rather than tea or cider.

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That's it Papa Smurf, give me all your blue stuff!

Photo: Total annihilation.12/2/24report

It was really dirty and difficult to get the clothes off once they were caked in clay.

Photo: 18. muddy shorts coming all the way off12/2/24report

This was my favourite picture from this messy session. Rubbing my very muddy shorts into my face made it harder to breath compared to just rubbing in mud, and the whole thing became breathless and depraved! :-)

Photo: 21. It was intense and harder to breath.12/2/24report

The clay was so thick and creamy, it was lovely!

Photo: 17. New thick coat instead11/30/24report

Wearing that t-shirt and Speedos, you deserve to get pied!

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I'm sure it didn't look this see through in the shop!

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Quick, there's a giant snail climbing up your groin! :ohno:

Photo: Mud Hard11/26/24report

Doc, what's the verdict, is my prostate okay?

Photo: Mud Fuck11/26/24report

I'll ketchup with you later.

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The whole house is private provided everyone else has gone out ;)

Video: Birthday Celebration (19-Nov-24) 2K11/21/24report

Wana play with my piccalilli?

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You've been creamed!

Photo: The Incredible Melting Moron8/26/24report

One Brooklyn Bridge special coming up!

Photo: before or after?8/25/24report

They say a chocolate coating is the new little black dress, but going with both to be sure!

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Couldn't decide whether to get clean or dirty so went with both: foam and mud.

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Keep going and you'll be a chocolatier.

Photo: How did that happen?8/15/24report

Robinson Crusoe would name you Sunday.

Photo: Chocolate all in my hair and pants 8/14/24report

Samwise realised he was in trouble, and was going to have to put on the ring after all!

Photo: Fur suits well8/14/24report

Actually cool and refreshing, but mind blowingly erotic ;)

Photo: Heap it on thick!8/12/24report

Feels lovely.

Photo: Scrape up and over 8/12/24report

The WWF (WAM Wrestling Federation) start off cosy but hope to rival WWE someday!

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lol x-D

Photo: Feet need attention8/10/24report

A lot of people like messy feet. I like messy hands too.

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report

I'm always torn between thick or wet mud, both are nice in different ways.

Video: Muddy Lunch (30-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report

Eggon Musk.

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Whilst some always makes its way down, I don't deliberately chew and swallow! :-P

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Frodo could help feeling intimidated in MuddyBuck's production of Lord of the Rings.

Photo: MuddyBuck muddy hard 17/30/24report

I don't care who's watching, it's all about me and my muddy pleasure now.

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If life was different, I'd have a big pit outside that wasn't overlooked! x-D

Video: Unplanned Mud Bath (20-Jul-2024) 2K7/26/24report

Cock, ass, or both? x-D

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400+ images deleted with 12 more albums to go! :ohno:

User: Muddddy7/24/24report

I think I prefer the right, you can have the left. Wait... Yes, you can have the left!

Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

Pink for a boy and blue for a girl... shit, it's twins!

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I've removed the music. Is it better now? *fingers crossed*

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report

Good feedback, thanks. I wanted to try it out but wasn't 100% sure if it worked. (._.)

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report

It's 30 litres/40 Kg of real school clay, very smooth ungrogged, mixed with water to the point it turns back into mud.

Photo: Album Cover7/21/24report

I like the wet and slippery sensation. Drying would give you sticky then tight and tingly, so I can see why that attracts, but I'm not patient enough as it takes so long for a thick layer to set.

Photo: 11. Covered and full, all fun from here out.7/20/24report

I've got too many pictures, so am going to trim the older album back to what is popular. Feel free to like any that you feel should stay :D

User: Muddddy7/19/24report

When the pie machine feels crampy, then the pie shoots out more violently and runnier than expected!

Photo: Covered by cream pies7/19/24report

Looks like a wee cone with not one, not two, but three scoops of ice cream!

Photo: More Mud Sir7/19/24report

Sensory depravation, very serene.

Photo: 09. From pink to grey in no time at all.7/19/24report

Feels every bit as good too!

Photo: 10. Muddy out and in.7/19/24report

That's one way to level a floor! x-D

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Milked dry, Muddy Buck disagreed that it was time to change the sheets.

Photo: Enjoying a stroke 7/16/24report

When your mouth is full you instinctively blow them clear.

Photo: Fingers pushed deep into mouth.7/15/24report

Be it a mud filled pussy or plastered cock, when you're this dirty you don't care and just want to hear that you're bringing someone to orgasm by being so filthy for them!