My Comments
538 comments
I'm sure it didn't look this see through in the shop!
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Photo11/27/24report
Quick, there's a giant snail climbing up your groin! :ohno:
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Photo: Mud Hard11/26/24report
Doc, what's the verdict, is my prostate okay?
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Photo: Mud Fuck11/26/24report
I'll ketchup with you later.
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Photo11/25/24report
The whole house is private provided everyone else has gone out ;)
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Video: Birthday Celebration (19-Nov-24) 2K11/21/24report
Wana play with my piccalilli?
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Photo9/5/24report
You've been creamed!
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Photo: The Incredible Melting Moron8/26/24report
One Brooklyn Bridge special coming up!
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Photo: before or after?8/25/24report
They say a chocolate coating is the new little black dress, but going with both to be sure!
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Photo8/24/24report
Couldn't decide whether to get clean or dirty so went with both: foam and mud.
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Photo8/20/24report
Keep going and you'll be a chocolatier.
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Photo: How did that happen?8/15/24report
Robinson Crusoe would name you Sunday.
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Photo: Chocolate all in my hair and pants 8/14/24report
Samwise realised he was in trouble, and was going to have to put on the ring after all!
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Photo: Fur suits well8/14/24report
Actually cool and refreshing, but mind blowingly erotic ;)
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Photo: Heap it on thick!8/12/24report
Feels lovely.
Photo: Scrape up and over 8/12/24report
The WWF (WAM Wrestling Federation) start off cosy but hope to rival WWE someday!
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Photo8/12/24report
lol x-D
Photo: Feet need attention8/10/24report
A lot of people like messy feet. I like messy hands too.
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Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report
I'm always torn between thick or wet mud, both are nice in different ways.
Video: Muddy Lunch (30-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report
Eggon Musk.
Photo7/31/24report
Whilst some always makes its way down, I don't deliberately chew and swallow! :-P
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Photo: Cover7/31/24report
Frodo could help feeling intimidated in MuddyBuck's production of Lord of the Rings.
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Photo: MuddyBuck muddy hard 17/30/24report
I don't care who's watching, it's all about me and my muddy pleasure now.
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Photo7/29/24report
This isn't what we meant by becoming the face of Milka, and you didn't stop at your face!
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Photo: Fun with chocolate 7/26/24report
If life was different, I'd have a big pit outside that wasn't overlooked! x-D
Video: Unplanned Mud Bath (20-Jul-2024) 2K7/26/24report
Cock, ass, or both? x-D
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Photo7/25/24report
400+ images deleted with 12 more albums to go! :ohno:
User: Muddddy7/24/24report
I think I prefer the right, you can have the left. Wait... Yes, you can have the left!
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Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report
Pink for a boy and blue for a girl... shit, it's twins!
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Photo7/22/24report
I've removed the music. Is it better now? *fingers crossed*
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Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report
Good feedback, thanks. I wanted to try it out but wasn't 100% sure if it worked. (._.)
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Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report
It's 30 litres/40 Kg of real school clay, very smooth ungrogged, mixed with water to the point it turns back into mud.
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Photo: Album Cover7/21/24report
I like the wet and slippery sensation. Drying would give you sticky then tight and tingly, so I can see why that attracts, but I'm not patient enough as it takes so long for a thick layer to set.
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Photo: 11. Covered and full, all fun from here out.7/20/24report
I've got too many pictures, so am going to trim the older album back to what is popular. Feel free to like any that you feel should stay :D
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User: Muddddy7/19/24report
When the pie machine feels crampy, then the pie shoots out more violently and runnier than expected!
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Photo: Covered by cream pies7/19/24report
Looks like a wee cone with not one, not two, but three scoops of ice cream!
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Photo: More Mud Sir7/19/24report
Sensory depravation, very serene.
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Photo: 09. From pink to grey in no time at all.7/19/24report
Feels every bit as good too!
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Photo: 10. Muddy out and in.7/19/24report
That's one way to level a floor! x-D
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Photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/CX3hhOOs99v/7/16/24report
Milked dry, Muddy Buck disagreed that it was time to change the sheets.
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Photo: Enjoying a stroke 7/16/24report
When your mouth is full you instinctively blow them clear.
Photo: Fingers pushed deep into mouth.7/15/24report
Be it a mud filled pussy or plastered cock, when you're this dirty you don't care and just want to hear that you're bringing someone to orgasm by being so filthy for them!
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Photo: Tongue thickly caked.7/15/24report
As long as you let me take regular breaths :hehe:
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Photo: All holes full to the brim!7/15/24report
It's a fair way to start: face first! ;)
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Photo: Starting as meaning to go on.7/15/24report
I think clay could be the perfect mix of sticky/clingy but smooth and wet.
Video: Clay Autoerotic Asphyxiation (11-Jul-2024) 2K7/15/24report
Anyone else thinking early Pedro Pascal?
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Photo7/14/24report
Chuck Norris so hard... even the clay is scared to stick! :-P
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Photo: Bliss in the Pit 7/14/24report
It's less of a risk when you're in control, you can always stop to grab a breath when needed. I stop pushing in when when I'm in danger of gagging.
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Video: Clay Autoerotic Asphyxiation (11-Jul-2024) 2K7/13/24report
...Free at last, you took your slide. It could not take your pride. In the name of love...
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Photo7/1/24report
Shower Manbo Number 5.
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Photo: Should I post the full vid?6/30/24report
It's strange how less clay is sometimes more. I've lots to learn!
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Photo6/28/24report
Braving the approach to the loos at Glastonbury!
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Photo6/28/24report
That's the dream... someone doing it to you against your will! :hehe:
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Video: Snout and Mouth Stuffing (22-Jun-2024) 2K6/27/24report
... breathing in and getting clay instead of air? x-D
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Photo6/26/24report
I think I'm probably more dirty than brave :D
Video: Snout and Mouth Stuffing (22-Jun-2024) 2K6/24/24report
The video is published now :)
Photo: Cover6/24/24report
I did push it up as far as I could, put my fingers kept on blocking the shot, so I ended up just pushing it in with the palm of my hand.
Photo: 02. 0 to Full in no time at all!6/24/24report
It is, but I having processed it yet. It's always a wrench trying to reduce 30+ minutes to under 10. :ohno:
Photo6/24/24report
It's the same image twice, but the back layer is black and white and the colour image in front and is cut out to reveal the B&W layer.
Photo: Want to wear it all!6/23/24report
Naked in mud is nature at its best! I wish I lived near a Quarry, better light out in the open. :splosh:
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Photo: 30. As filthy as I can manage.6/23/24report
I think the order of the clay meet at Hogwarts every Thursday after quidditch practice ;)
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Video: Return to the Tent (04-Jun-24) 2K6/23/24report
I've certainly learnt a lot about light and videography doing this. Strange way to learn but I'm not complaining! :D
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Video: Return to the Tent (04-Jun-24) 2K6/21/24report
I find being covered in clay makes me more open to just about anything. I'm quite shy before hand.
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Photo: 31. Closer in finger suck.6/21/24report
The squelching and sucking thick layer of slippery clay certainly helps things along.
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Photo: 32. Feels too good.6/21/24report
It is really peaceful apart from being hard as a rock.
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Photo: 28. ...now it's gone!6/21/24report
I don't know why being that dirty but out of the mud pit is really sexy, but it is!
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Photo6/21/24report
"..okay, call me later, love to dad xx"
Photo6/21/24report
Wales and England gave it their best, but Heinz won the match!
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Photo6/18/24report
Sing it for God's sake! 50 odd attempts and not one correct rainbow!
Photo: Tied and blindfolded...6/13/24report
x-D
Photo: 06. Muddy finger up the bum.6/11/24report
Still taking two jugs into the shower? Try Splosh and Go for dirty people on a tight schedule.
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Photo6/5/24report
looking very sexy!
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Photo: meow🐱6/4/24report
In Australia not only do we have boomerang penises, our jiz comes back back too!
Photo6/3/24report
And everywhere in between! ;)
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Photo: 37. Clarried!5/31/24report
It keeps the neighbours eye's off, which was the primary reason. I'm overlooked from nearly all sides! x-D

It was a bit cold to start but mud is a fantastic insulator.
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Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/29/24report
Muddybook lay back and dreamt of spreadsheets & Teams meetings, wondering where his life went wrong.
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Photo: Clay Rapture 5/29/24report
It looks like you have Pooh on your head! x-D
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Photo5/28/24report
Cadbury's chocolate man is their most realistic yet!
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Photo5/28/24report
This is very artistic, great shot! And super hot of course!
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Photo: Clay Rapture 5/28/24report
I'll take that :D
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Photo: 14. Enjoying the full coverage.5/27/24report
I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the bathroom with the bucket of custard!
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Photo5/26/24report
Too much green, all the pictures looked the same, so I had to viv them up a bit. :hehe:
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Photo: 07. Open for business.5/26/24report
I try to give folks what I think they want, but that doesn't always work out. :hehe:
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Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/26/24report
It's strange, as 40Kg of clay feels like a lot sometimes and next to nothing others.
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Photo: Album Cover5/24/24report
That's 40kg/30 litres. It looks small in a lot of space but is my whole barrel full. :ohno:
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Photo: 01. Setting the scene.5/23/24report
You call that a pie?!? My turn, rig for impact!
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Photo5/23/24report
:thumbsup:
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Photo: An open mouth is a full mouth.5/23/24report
Did you get pie in my fabulous beard?!?
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Photo: Creamed by jay852uk5/22/24report
Not sure if that sounds exciting or terrifying! x-D
Photo: Just getting started.5/22/24report
Oh, "you're going to be tied up at work" wasn't a metaphor!
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Photo5/20/24report
Please tell me Jayce is underneath sucking him off!?! Assuming that's her man. :hehe:
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Photo5/19/24report
That's a calorific Caesar salad!
Photo: Definitely the last one 😍5/17/24report
Heya, your genes look great.
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Photo: You should see this scene in our store!5/17/24report
Can tell it's not a council job, as there'd be only one worker and six more watching with a brew!
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Photo: When clayboss met messy tradie. Video in the stor5/17/24report
A bit like the old R Whites Lemonade adverts, I'm a secret mud whisperer!
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Photo: 52. The joy is obvious!5/17/24report
I shouldn't have ordered the omlette!
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF5/16/24report
Waiter, pour the caramel moose into my pants, I'll take it to go. I've a large tip for you!
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Photo5/14/24report
Your statement: you innocently sniffed a pie, arse out and open, when your assailant attacked you?!?
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Photo5/12/24report
Wedding, Christening, Bar Mitzvah, Graduation - feels good anytime anywhere! x-D
Photo: 21. Afternoon delight.5/11/24report
I've found the sweet spot is still looking like there's a human beneath it. ;)
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Photo: 23. Full to the brim.5/11/24report
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