Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

The WWF (WAM Wrestling Federation) start off cosy but hope to rival WWE someday!

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lol x-D

Photo: Feet need attention8/10/24report

A lot of people like messy feet. I like messy hands too.

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report

I'm always torn between thick or wet mud, both are nice in different ways.

Video: Muddy Lunch (30-Jul-2024) 2K8/6/24report

Eggon Musk.

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Whilst some always makes its way down, I don't deliberately chew and swallow! :-P

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Frodo could help feeling intimidated in MuddyBuck's production of Lord of the Rings.

Photo: MuddyBuck muddy hard 17/30/24report

I don't care who's watching, it's all about me and my muddy pleasure now.

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This isn't what we meant by becoming the face of Milka, and you didn't stop at your face!

Photo: Fun with chocolate 7/26/24report

If life was different, I'd have a big pit outside that wasn't overlooked! x-D

Video: Unplanned Mud Bath (20-Jul-2024) 2K7/26/24report

Cock, ass, or both? x-D

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400+ images deleted with 12 more albums to go! :ohno:

User: Muddddy7/24/24report

I think I prefer the right, you can have the left. Wait... Yes, you can have the left!

Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report

Pink for a boy and blue for a girl... shit, it's twins!

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I've removed the music. Is it better now? *fingers crossed*

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report

Good feedback, thanks. I wanted to try it out but wasn't 100% sure if it worked. (._.)

Video: Muddy for You (17-Jul-2024) 2K7/22/24report

It's 30 litres/40 Kg of real school clay, very smooth ungrogged, mixed with water to the point it turns back into mud.

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I like the wet and slippery sensation. Drying would give you sticky then tight and tingly, so I can see why that attracts, but I'm not patient enough as it takes so long for a thick layer to set.

Photo: 11. Covered and full, all fun from here out.7/20/24report

I've got too many pictures, so am going to trim the older album back to what is popular. Feel free to like any that you feel should stay :D

User: Muddddy7/19/24report

When the pie machine feels crampy, then the pie shoots out more violently and runnier than expected!

Photo: Covered by cream pies7/19/24report

Looks like a wee cone with not one, not two, but three scoops of ice cream!

Photo: More Mud Sir7/19/24report

Sensory depravation, very serene.

Photo: 09. From pink to grey in no time at all.7/19/24report

Feels every bit as good too!

Photo: 10. Muddy out and in.7/19/24report

That's one way to level a floor! x-D

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Milked dry, Muddy Buck disagreed that it was time to change the sheets.

Photo: Enjoying a stroke 7/16/24report

When your mouth is full you instinctively blow them clear.

Photo: Fingers pushed deep into mouth.7/15/24report

Be it a mud filled pussy or plastered cock, when you're this dirty you don't care and just want to hear that you're bringing someone to orgasm by being so filthy for them!

Photo: Tongue thickly caked.7/15/24report

As long as you let me take regular breaths :hehe:

Photo: All holes full to the brim!7/15/24report

It's a fair way to start: face first! ;)

Photo: Starting as meaning to go on.7/15/24report

I think clay could be the perfect mix of sticky/clingy but smooth and wet.

Video: Clay Autoerotic Asphyxiation (11-Jul-2024) 2K7/15/24report

Anyone else thinking early Pedro Pascal?

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Chuck Norris so hard... even the clay is scared to stick! :-P

Photo: Bliss in the Pit 7/14/24report

It's less of a risk when you're in control, you can always stop to grab a breath when needed. I stop pushing in when when I'm in danger of gagging.

Video: Clay Autoerotic Asphyxiation (11-Jul-2024) 2K7/13/24report

...Free at last, you took your slide. It could not take your pride. In the name of love...

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Shower Manbo Number 5.

Photo: Should I post the full vid?6/30/24report

It's strange how less clay is sometimes more. I've lots to learn!

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Braving the approach to the loos at Glastonbury!

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That's the dream... someone doing it to you against your will! :hehe:

Video: Snout and Mouth Stuffing (22-Jun-2024) 2K6/27/24report

... breathing in and getting clay instead of air? x-D

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I think I'm probably more dirty than brave :D

Video: Snout and Mouth Stuffing (22-Jun-2024) 2K6/24/24report

The video is published now :)

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I did push it up as far as I could, put my fingers kept on blocking the shot, so I ended up just pushing it in with the palm of my hand.

Photo: 02. 0 to Full in no time at all!6/24/24report

It is, but I having processed it yet. It's always a wrench trying to reduce 30+ minutes to under 10. :ohno:

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It's the same image twice, but the back layer is black and white and the colour image in front and is cut out to reveal the B&W layer.

Photo: Want to wear it all!6/23/24report

Naked in mud is nature at its best! I wish I lived near a Quarry, better light out in the open. :splosh:

Photo: 30. As filthy as I can manage.6/23/24report

I think the order of the clay meet at Hogwarts every Thursday after quidditch practice ;)

Video: Return to the Tent (04-Jun-24) 2K6/23/24report

I've certainly learnt a lot about light and videography doing this. Strange way to learn but I'm not complaining! :D

Video: Return to the Tent (04-Jun-24) 2K6/21/24report

I find being covered in clay makes me more open to just about anything. I'm quite shy before hand.

Photo: 31. Closer in finger suck.6/21/24report

The squelching and sucking thick layer of slippery clay certainly helps things along.

Photo: 32. Feels too good.6/21/24report

It is really peaceful apart from being hard as a rock.

Photo: 28. ...now it's gone!6/21/24report

I don't know why being that dirty but out of the mud pit is really sexy, but it is!

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"..okay, call me later, love to dad xx"

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Wales and England gave it their best, but Heinz won the match!

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Sing it for God's sake! 50 odd attempts and not one correct rainbow!

Photo: Tied and blindfolded...6/13/24report

x-D

Photo: 06. Muddy finger up the bum.6/11/24report

Still taking two jugs into the shower? Try Splosh and Go for dirty people on a tight schedule.

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looking very sexy!

Photo: meow🐱6/4/24report

In Australia not only do we have boomerang penises, our jiz comes back back too!

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And everywhere in between! ;)

Photo: 37. Clarried!5/31/24report

It keeps the neighbours eye's off, which was the primary reason. I'm overlooked from nearly all sides! x-D

It was a bit cold to start but mud is a fantastic insulator.

Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/29/24report

Muddybook lay back and dreamt of spreadsheets & Teams meetings, wondering where his life went wrong.

Photo: Clay Rapture 5/29/24report

It looks like you have Pooh on your head! x-D

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Cadbury's chocolate man is their most realistic yet!

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This is very artistic, great shot! And super hot of course!

Photo: Clay Rapture 5/28/24report

I'll take that :D

Photo: 14. Enjoying the full coverage.5/27/24report

I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the bathroom with the bucket of custard!

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Too much green, all the pictures looked the same, so I had to viv them up a bit. :hehe:

Photo: 07. Open for business.5/26/24report

I try to give folks what I think they want, but that doesn't always work out. :hehe:

Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/26/24report

It's strange, as 40Kg of clay feels like a lot sometimes and next to nothing others.

Photo: Album Cover5/24/24report

That's 40kg/30 litres. It looks small in a lot of space but is my whole barrel full. :ohno:

Photo: 01. Setting the scene.5/23/24report

You call that a pie?!? My turn, rig for impact!

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:thumbsup:

Photo: An open mouth is a full mouth.5/23/24report

Did you get pie in my fabulous beard?!?

Photo: Creamed by jay852uk5/22/24report

Not sure if that sounds exciting or terrifying! x-D

Photo: Just getting started.5/22/24report

Oh, "you're going to be tied up at work" wasn't a metaphor!

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Please tell me Jayce is underneath sucking him off!?! Assuming that's her man. :hehe:

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That's a calorific Caesar salad!

Photo: Definitely the last one 😍5/17/24report

Heya, your genes look great.

Photo: You should see this scene in our store!5/17/24report

Can tell it's not a council job, as there'd be only one worker and six more watching with a brew!

Photo: When clayboss met messy tradie. Video in the stor5/17/24report

A bit like the old R Whites Lemonade adverts, I'm a secret mud whisperer!

Photo: 52. The joy is obvious!5/17/24report

I shouldn't have ordered the omlette!

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Waiter, pour the caramel moose into my pants, I'll take it to go. I've a large tip for you!

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Your statement: you innocently sniffed a pie, arse out and open, when your assailant attacked you?!?

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Wedding, Christening, Bar Mitzvah, Graduation - feels good anytime anywhere! x-D

Photo: 21. Afternoon delight.5/11/24report

I've found the sweet spot is still looking like there's a human beneath it. ;)

Photo: 23. Full to the brim.5/11/24report

James Bond in the Pie that Loved Me..

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"...Dream, when you're feeling blue. Dream, that's the thing to do." Ella Fitzgerald

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The clay cost about �40. Just buy some, mix 12.5Kg at a time with about 3 pints of water in a gorilla tub (this is good exercise) and then enjoy! :)

Photo: 19. Thick, sticky and dirty - lovely!5/10/24report

40Kg is heavy but just fit's in my 30 litre barrel, so I can hide it away and keep it moist. I'd have to have a big clear out if I was going to get a second tub to accommodate 80Kg. :ohno:

Video: Kitchen Vs Gorilla Tub (06-May-2024) 2K5/9/24report

Cyberdyne show off their new T-1002 model.

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WAM on acid.

Photo: Leo5/6/24report

I say Gromit, this cheesy goodness has caused a Smoked Gouda in my undies, fetch the pickle lad!

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A bit like the moon landings... something's a bit off with the lighting! ;)

Photo: Wet in Public5/1/24report

Another 24Kg of clay ordered to top up my supply. I need to find a way of taking it into the garden, but it's overlooked pretty much from all sides! :blush:

User: Muddddy5/1/24report

But why am I sat on the Barad-dur, isn't Sauron going to mind?

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The blue Power Ranger found his suit to be quite revealing!

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There has to be balance - you need to be clean to be able to get dirty for someone. There's something about getting filthy that begins with clean. It's not the same if you are already filthy. I'd like to spend lots of time filthy, but get cleaned up for a bit to be made to do it all over again. WAM is just the best fetish! :loveeyes:

Video: Outside at Last! (18-Mar-2024) 2K4/29/24report

Don't worry sir, I'm an experienced barber and it'll be the best shave you've ever had!

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Hobbits regularly sing for their second pudding and love to dwell in their own moist hole.

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Come get some... and bring pies as I'm all out!

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