Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

Still taking two jugs into the shower? Try Splosh and Go for dirty people on a tight schedule.

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looking very sexy!

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In Australia not only do we have boomerang penises, our jiz comes back back too!

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And everywhere in between! ;)

Photo: 37. Clarried!5/31/24report

It keeps the neighbours eye's off, which was the primary reason. I'm overlooked from nearly all sides! x-D

It was a bit cold to start but mud is a fantastic insulator.

Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/29/24report

Muddybook lay back and dreamt of spreadsheets & Teams meetings, wondering where his life went wrong.

Photo: Clay Rapture 5/29/24report

It looks like you have Pooh on your head! x-D

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Cadbury's chocolate man is their most realistic yet!

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This is very artistic, great shot! And super hot of course!

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I'll take that :D

Photo: 14. Enjoying the full coverage.5/27/24report

I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the bathroom with the bucket of custard!

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Too much green, all the pictures looked the same, so I had to viv them up a bit. :hehe:

Photo: 07. Open for business.5/26/24report

I try to give folks what I think they want, but that doesn't always work out. :hehe:

Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/26/24report

It's strange, as 40Kg of clay feels like a lot sometimes and next to nothing others.

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That's 40kg/30 litres. It looks small in a lot of space but is my whole barrel full. :ohno:

Photo: 01. Setting the scene.5/23/24report

You call that a pie?!? My turn, rig for impact!

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:thumbsup:

Photo: An open mouth is a full mouth.5/23/24report

Did you get pie in my fabulous beard?!?

Photo: Creamed by jay852uk5/22/24report

Not sure if that sounds exciting or terrifying! x-D

Photo: Just getting started.5/22/24report

Oh, "you're going to be tied up at work" wasn't a metaphor!

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Please tell me Jayce is underneath sucking him off!?! Assuming that's her man. :hehe:

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That's a calorific Caesar salad!

Photo: Definitely the last one 😍5/17/24report

Heya, your genes look great.

Photo: You should see this scene in our store!5/17/24report

Can tell it's not a council job, as there'd be only one worker and six more watching with a brew!

Photo: When clayboss met messy tradie. Video in the stor5/17/24report

A bit like the old R Whites Lemonade adverts, I'm a secret mud whisperer!

Photo: 52. The joy is obvious!5/17/24report

I shouldn't have ordered the omlette!

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Waiter, pour the caramel moose into my pants, I'll take it to go. I've a large tip for you!

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Your statement: you innocently sniffed a pie, arse out and open, when your assailant attacked you?!?

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Wedding, Christening, Bar Mitzvah, Graduation - feels good anytime anywhere! x-D

Photo: 21. Afternoon delight.5/11/24report

I've found the sweet spot is still looking like there's a human beneath it. ;)

Photo: 23. Full to the brim.5/11/24report

James Bond in the Pie that Loved Me..

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"...Dream, when you're feeling blue. Dream, that's the thing to do." Ella Fitzgerald

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The clay cost about �40. Just buy some, mix 12.5Kg at a time with about 3 pints of water in a gorilla tub (this is good exercise) and then enjoy! :)

Photo: 19. Thick, sticky and dirty - lovely!5/10/24report

40Kg is heavy but just fit's in my 30 litre barrel, so I can hide it away and keep it moist. I'd have to have a big clear out if I was going to get a second tub to accommodate 80Kg. :ohno:

Video: Kitchen Vs Gorilla Tub (06-May-2024) 2K5/9/24report

Cyberdyne show off their new T-1002 model.

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WAM on acid.

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I say Gromit, this cheesy goodness has caused a Smoked Gouda in my undies, fetch the pickle lad!

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A bit like the moon landings... something's a bit off with the lighting! ;)

Photo: Wet in Public5/1/24report

Another 24Kg of clay ordered to top up my supply. I need to find a way of taking it into the garden, but it's overlooked pretty much from all sides! :blush:

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But why am I sat on the Barad-dur, isn't Sauron going to mind?

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The blue Power Ranger found his suit to be quite revealing!

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There has to be balance - you need to be clean to be able to get dirty for someone. There's something about getting filthy that begins with clean. It's not the same if you are already filthy. I'd like to spend lots of time filthy, but get cleaned up for a bit to be made to do it all over again. WAM is just the best fetish! :loveeyes:

Video: Outside at Last! (18-Mar-2024) 2K4/29/24report

Don't worry sir, I'm an experienced barber and it'll be the best shave you've ever had!

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Hobbits regularly sing for their second pudding and love to dwell in their own moist hole.

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Come get some... and bring pies as I'm all out!

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I said "tie me up and make me scream", not pie me up and make me green!

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It looks like bears like pie as well as honey, and pick-a-nic baskets!

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I think he wants a carefree fork! ;-)

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It's realising that you have to find it. :thumbsup:

Photo: 25. Relentless assault rubbing the dirt in.4/15/24report

Holy guacamole!

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I told you! A Jaffa cake is not a biscuit!

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Come get some... chocolate pudding!

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I did have a new shoot to add, but was cursed by the camera gods and the focus was not where it needed to be. Lesson learnt regarding ultra wide lens and wide focus points. :(

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I use a squeegee which makes it quite simple ;)

Photo: Incoming!3/31/24report

Pottery clay. It's grey but has a brown look in some lights.

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Hollow out you pot and dip in glaze, or do both at once!

Photo: Mud Beast Breeding 3/27/24report

Never take soft ice-cream on a Waltzer or you'll look like this!

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What an enormous pair of jugs!

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Looks like you've got a leak... or peas or whatever it is.

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When I married the hulk, I didn't realise that jiz would be so plentiful!

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Sink soap fight to the death when both turned up at local pool in the same budgie smugglers!

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That's not what they meant by tease the cake with lashings of custard!

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Fuck, that'll take some waxing! :-P

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I think you missed your Victoria Sponge!

Photo: Custard Pour3/11/24report

Book version: Hairy Potter and the Short Shorts of Indecency

Photo: Starting Clean ;)3/9/24report

This was more done for the stills, but I'll still process it and see what's there to publish.

Photo: Looks like nutella!3/8/24report

I really liked this one :D

Photo: Plastered in thick clay.3/7/24report

Thanks to everyone that has :love: any of my content - it really makes it worth while. Special thanks to those that leave comments against photos and videos, as the wall is my only means of promotion, as I do not charge (consequently, no store) so don't get any promotions of any kind. Thank you for your support :kiss:

User: Muddddy3/6/24report

Thanks for all the :love:'s - always much appreciated. :)

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...bots, roll in green gunk and hide in plain sight!

Photo: Covered in Green3/5/24report

Got to make it happen. ~�30 for 37.5Kg of clay, just add water. :-)

Photo: It always finds its target.3/4/24report

I thought a fireman was supposed to keep his hose clean!

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The force is balanced: you must take a cream pie before you can give a creampie!

Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report

Have you set the quality to 'high' - the default is normal?

Video: Kitchen Clay Pit (23-Feb-2024) 2K2/28/24report

Carolinapies fully empathises with how toddlers eat.

Photo: where should these go?2/26/24report

I need to process it and cut it down to a manageable size :)

Photo: Pink for now.2/25/24report

Yeah, the clay is getting thicker every time! :)

Photo: Dirty and loving it!2/23/24report

There it is, the Gaza Strip in pictorial form!

Photo: Part III - Toronto takes charge (In store now)2/22/24report

Whipping away your invisible chair to start!

Photo: Hello, I'm Paoli, what disaster do you have in mi2/21/24report

That's a lot of sick! Must get travel sick!

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Are you sure you're not an alien or do need an extra welly for your middle leg? ;)

Video: Boots and Wetsuit in a Muddy Puddle2/21/24report

A metaphor for the Irish smothering the English at Rugby!

Photo: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk2/21/24report

Hi, I just moved in next door and wondered if you had a bucket of mud I could borrow?

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WM992 uses the age old 'junk dunk' to gauge the dept of the WAM pit.

Photo: Cake anyone?2/17/24report

You're getting a few more swipe right's on Tinder!

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And Elmer Fudd's too! :-P

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Picture cards are mirrored, so I've bashed one out!
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