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Clark thought he was in for an earful off his boss, but it turned out he was wrong.
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Photo: Dapper Disasteryesterdayreport
@SlipperyGoo lovely smooth clay also shines like that ;)
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Photo: Mud Snuggle Pileyesterdayreport
The shock when your kids are sent home from school early.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Probably not the best time to check your social media feed! ;-)
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PhotoTuesdayreport
After watching Alien Earth, Carolinapies creates his own face hugger!
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PhotoTuesdayreport
Dandruff? What dandruff! Still taking two tonnes of mud into the shower? Fuck, yes!
Photo: Everyone loves hair day.Mondayreport
It's initially cold, but then becomes a lovely insulating layer, that feels wet and smooth.
Photo: Invisible man has his fill.Mondayreport
The mud's quite thick too! ;P
Photo: I spy with my one clean eye...Mondayreport
Gravity does work in mysterious ways!
Photo: One minute, I dropped the soap.Mondayreport
Piesplats is feeling noughty!
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Photo: A new angleSaturdayreport
Yes, I do want to see your parents this weekend.
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Photo: My first proper head dunk9 days agoreport
The primal need to be dirtier doesn't stop at the outside. ;)
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Video: Muddy Mouth Filling (8-Sep-2025) 2K9 days agoreport
I scoop it back out with my hands and use a squeegee to get the worst off, I wash what's left away with a full bathtub of water. :D
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Photo: Album cover10 days agoreport
When you think you're alone but you hear your mum calling your name!
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Photo: my favorite mud spot16 days agoreport
J's partner wasn't happy at him horsing around.
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Photo20 days agoreport
When you step into the wrong room and everyone stops what they're doing.
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Photo: Mud party23 days agoreport
With deep regret, we reject your warranty claim. However, Apple wishes you a very messy day.
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Photo: Let's roll around in the leftover gunge..29 days agoreport
Ah, we meet again Mr Bond, have you seen my pussy?
Photo: or supervillain?30 days agoreport
Give me a minute, I got some of my caramel sundae down my top!
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Photo8/17/25report
WM992 found the "on" button.
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Photo: Do I have any volunteers?8/12/25report
Low light, what a PieTwunk!
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Photo: The Start8/5/25report
Yeah, but I always want more mud than I have! :D
Photo: I want to be completely covered.8/4/25report
Trust me, it's virtually impossible not to. Even if I deliberately try to leave it alone, I find I can't because the situation and feeling it too nice!
Photo7/31/25report
It always feels amazing, I forget how much until I'm back in it again. 8-D
Video: Mudbath Uncut (24-Jul-25) 4K7/31/25report
That was powdered clay. It was a nightmare to turn into mud. I learnt a lot from that. :D
Photo7/31/25report
There you are, I haven't lost my cherry after all.
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Photo: Buff Baker loves the look of these pies7/30/25report
The DFS showroom quietly called for security.
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Photo: Release boy. 7/29/25report
Loving the smiles :)
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Photo7/27/25report
American Pie, when warm apple pie isn't enough!
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Photo: Just a little tease...7/8/25report
Had to call in a pro as my lot couldn't organise a pie-fight in a pie shop!
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Photo: Action shot6/24/25report
If Carlsberg did slippery pool wanks... they'd probably be the best in the world.
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Photo6/23/25report
International sign language for 'I've made a right boob of that'!
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Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report
Once upon a time, three brothers worked in a sardine factory...
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Photo: 3 of us swimming in cakes, cream and pies6/19/25report
When you've a wall to paint and all of your brushes are hard!
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Photo6/18/25report
When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!
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Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face6/17/25report
That's not what I meant by put a ring on it!
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Photo: Tits out, trashed. Am I a good slut or a bad slut?6/16/25report
I seem to go further the more I get used to being dirty; it's feel, taste, etc. I didn't particularly like the taste when I started out, but have grown used to it over time and it feels like I've less inhibitions now and are more able to really let go.
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Photo: Being mud-boarded and loving it.6/13/25report
That's such a happy, content, expression - love it! :loveeyes:
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Photo6/13/25report
Easy there tiger, just needs a smidge more lube then I'm all yours!
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Photo6/13/25report
Are you sure you're feeling okay, honey?...
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Photo: I got it thick and good in this one6/12/25report
Dirty kisses are the best!
Photo: Still want that kiss?6/11/25report
Miss Ellie shocked class 2B by demonstrating what actually happens when you play with your food!
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Photo: Hat of humiliation (I love it<3)6/11/25report
Mozart21824 couldn't help thinking that his online Regaine purchase wasn't legit.
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Photo: Date night didn’t go too well6/10/25report
Good answer, you've got the job. When do you want to finish, I mean start with us?
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Photo6/9/25report
They were binned after I washed them, as they'd turned beige.
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Photo: Now I know what a Choc Dip feels like!6/3/25report
Getting this messy is on a par if not better than sex!
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Photo: Transformed into the mud monster.6/2/25report
If only everyone's significant other was as dirty as mud, there'd be no time for war, riches, hollow Ai picture creation! ;-)
Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report
The correct way to wear clothes from Venice.
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Photo5/30/25report
Do you see any dandruff?!?
Photo: As Mother Earth intended: dirty as fuck.5/30/25report
It feels too good to not get it everywhere! :D
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Video: Brown Clay Vs White Shorts (27-May-25) 2K5/30/25report
Lovely bum and legs :loveeyes:
Photo5/29/25report
The result of a 1000 men or one randy camel!
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Photo5/29/25report
This picture reminds me of Morph!
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Photo: Mouth5/28/25report
Nah, there's a female socket at the back. ;-)
Photo: Album cover.5/28/25report
At least the duck is having a good time.
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Photo: Pied & slopped (Feb 24)5/28/25report
I'd ran out of vases but then forgot about the flowers!
Photo5/28/25report
Yes.
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Photo: Would you eat my pussy like this? <35/27/25report
When the stag do continues into the morning of the wedding!
Photo5/25/25report
Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!
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Photo: "Hit me"5/23/25report
Being dirty always makes me smile too. :D
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Photo5/22/25report
The Maxwayy waxwork started to melt under the lights.
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Photo: Cream on body5/22/25report
This was just 100 liquified Smurfs, imagine a 1000!
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Photo: Look how thick it is!5/21/25report
1000 miles away, and you can still hear your mother telling you to not play with your food!
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Photo5/20/25report
No, they're my eyes, the bright light makes them look a bit paler than they look in the mirror. Also, the whole video was over exposed a tad (I'm not used to SLOG3 , followed advise to over expose then forgot to correct back in post). Doh! If only it was a social norm to use mud as sunscreen.
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Photo: Only a brief rest for the wicked.5/16/25report
Taking the urn from the mantle place, Carolinapies knew it was what Nana wanted.
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Photo5/16/25report
Nice to see a plumb tree in its natural environment. ;-)
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Photo5/15/25report
What Harry should have done with the chocolate to recover from the bogart dementor!
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Photo5/15/25report
No where near. But to smooth mud over my foot, apparently no problem! :D
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Photo: Mud makes you more flexible!5/14/25report
Am I the only one getting Master Yoda vibes from the audio?
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Video: Please Swallow Me5/14/25report
Because I'm obsessed with my precious ring? :-P
Photo: Deeper mud is a delight.5/14/25report
I'm learning from what you said - got to be able to see the person under the mud, otherwise it's just a pile of mud. :thumbsup:
Photo: Muddy scream!5/14/25report
Can I take the chimney off now?
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Photo: Plastered and pantsed at the basketball pole and h5/14/25report
I'd just pulled those muddy fingers out of my mouth, so pretty dirty at this point.
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Photo: Muddy scream!5/13/25report
When your dinner date sneezes before finishing chewing their pie!
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Photo5/13/25report
I need more space to hide it, as 150kg would be even better! x-D
Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2K5/12/25report
You've got to try it, it feels amazing!
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Video: 100kg of Brown Clay (7-May-25) 2K5/12/25report
It just needs to be cut now I've got over the 4:2:2 colour space issue not available in free version of Davinci Resolve. :(
Photo: Album cover.5/8/25report
Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!
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Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report
Maid in the USA.
Photo5/6/25report
Victorian bath - the last one in gets a dirt bath!
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Photo5/4/25report
I only came in to turn down the bed!
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Photo5/1/25report
Just lick the toffee Angel Delight straight off the spoon! No one will see.
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Photo: 20 - Kiss me bro4/30/25report
When you check on your decorator expecting to see painted walls and ceiling!
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Photo: 014/25/25report
It's kind of depraved :hehe:
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Photo: Destroyed.4/25/25report
@nakedmudlover - I'm not put off by an intelligent woman, and would hope they didn't mind my beard. :-P
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Photo4/24/25report
When team building exercises and having to go back into the office actually turns out okay.
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Photo: It's not just the mess that’s growing…4/24/25report
Finally, my partner admitted they hadn't watched Squid Game!
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Photo4/16/25report
lol. No longer need the magnetic strips on payment cards either! :-P
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Photo: Better than burying it in the sand.4/14/25report
That's it, find the key with your tongue to win pies for your campmates.
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Photo: How was your April Fool's Day? *splat*4/3/25report
There's something rude and exciting about dirty feet on your face, especially during sex.
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Photo: Gonna to put my feet on your face!4/1/25report
Did you just pour that into her mouth? :ohno:
Photo4/1/25report
I get pied with everyone I lick, right?
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Photo: Ready for you to pie me !3/31/25report
I'll take the pie with the googly eyes on top.
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Photo: off-duty clown3/30/25report
I wish I looked like this without the mud! :hehe:
Photo: Mud makes you look cute.3/28/25report
Hmmm, mud and massage heavenly combination, but impossible to not be excited. x-D
Photo: My legs look better muddy.3/28/25report
That is seriously sexy! I'm not quite sure why, but I know it when I see it. :hehe:
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Photo: Insatiable :p3/28/25report
I can't work out if this looks like a legs version of a Usain Bolt or Michael Flatley pose? :-P
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Photo: Carved into a clay mess3/28/25report
This is how we make rhubarb and custard in our country. Tuck in!
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Photo: Custard pants3/28/25report
Thanks :hehe:
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Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.3/27/25report
I knead the clay using the wine making method - a large gorilla tub, feet, and body weight. 12.5Kg of clay takes about 4 litres of water to turn it into mud rather than clay. Once mixed, the lumps soften and disappear once in the barrel.
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Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K3/27/25report
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