Comments by Muddddy - UMD Fetish

That's it, find the key with your tongue to win pies for your campmates.

Photo: How was your April Fool's Day? *splat*11 hours agoreport

There's something rude and exciting about dirty feet on your face, especially during sex.

Photo: Gonna to put my feet on your face!Tuesdayreport

Did you just pour that into her mouth? :ohno:

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I get pied with everyone I lick, right?

Photo: Ready for you to pie me !Mondayreport

I'll take the pie with the googly eyes on top.

Photo: off-duty clownSundayreport

I wish I looked like this without the mud! :hehe:

Photo: Mud makes you look cute.Fridayreport

Hmmm, mud and massage heavenly combination, but impossible to not be excited. x-D

Photo: My legs look better muddy.Fridayreport

That is seriously sexy! I'm not quite sure why, but I know it when I see it. :hehe:

Photo: Insatiable :p6 days agoreport

I can't work out if this looks like a legs version of a Usain Bolt or Michael Flatley pose? :-P

Photo: Carved into a clay mess6 days agoreport

This is how we make rhubarb and custard in our country. Tuck in!

Photo: Custard pants6 days agoreport

Thanks :hehe:

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.7 days agoreport

I knead the clay using the wine making method - a large gorilla tub, feet, and body weight. 12.5Kg of clay takes about 4 litres of water to turn it into mud rather than clay. Once mixed, the lumps soften and disappear once in the barrel.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K7 days agoreport

@Antie Liz - lol, no offence taken x-D

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K7 days agoreport

A kitchen floor clean enough to eat off.

Photo: Lovin' being covered in filth.7 days agoreport

It's surprisingly hard work - takes about an hour. Clay is kind of water resistant, so it takes a lot of kneading to force it to accept the water. It's totally worth it, mind.

Video: Brown Mud Is Back! (24-Mar-2025) 2K7 days agoreport

I wonder if Subway measure their foot-long in the same way? :-P

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Papa Smurf, live action version! x-D

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Makes me wonder if I need to start eating breakfast again? x-D

Scene: Babes Breakfast 28 days agoreport

Nah, just use a squeegee, wipe, and then mop - easier than cleaning the bathroom. ;-)

Video: Black and Grey Clay (27-Jan-25) 2K9 days agoreport

It's clay so it is absolutely creamy and that is it's real colour - I added some red clay and it's worked out great. :D

Photo: Cover9 days agoreport

Yay, finally hit over 200K views. It's taken 13 years though! x-D

User: Muddddy9 days agoreport

Weirdly, I get dirtier the dirtier I get! x-D

Photo: Muddy Scream.9 days agoreport

Paul, water and spice aren't the only valuable commodity on Arrakis.

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[assumes comic book angry pose to disguise that fact that he's lovin' it!]

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For some reason, gym clothes are impervious to strains. ;-)

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What a good picture. :love:

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The correct way to align a Key Lime Pie hat - on the face and slide back.

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When you realise that your new barber doesn't really know what they're doing!

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I've got to hand it to you, gagged and muddy is a powerful combination. Both are submissive, naughty, and wild in equal measure. :hehe:

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I had to double-take when I saw this as a thumbnail as it looked like someone hanging from a tree. :ohno: :bahaha:

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I'd love to be treated like this. :love:

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It's amazing how mud changes everything. I'm shy in real life, and would avoid the tap end too if it was water in the bath. x-D

Photo: 10. Delirious.22 days agoreport

Is this one for eating, it looks nice?

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Getting dirty is the best therapy I know! :D

Photo: 03. Muddy out and in!22 days agoreport

Pixar missed that bit out of Ratatouille!

Photo: Checking to make sure I�m good23 days agoreport

I'd just spat out a mouthful of mud and was enjoying some long breaths, despite my teeth and tongue being caked. x-D

Photo: 03. Muddy out and in!23 days agoreport

When your mixer just does have the right attachment.

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@CJPlays - It's a man masturbating ;-)

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When scientists decide that wiping your arse with pies is more hygienic than paper!

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Okay, foreplay over, now I'm going to fuck you stupid!

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Yeah, I'm working on that. I was last week years' old when I finally realised that my lack of confidence and shyness wasn't my fault. I've just got 50 years of social conditioning to tear down now! The only time I'm not shy is when I'm covered in mud. :hehe:

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

Zombie a-pie-ocalypse: fear and panic on the streets, whilst wammers queue to be infected!

Photo: it's the splatter that matters2/24/25report

Being dirty is the one thing I like about myself. :D

Photo: 18. Muddy fingers meet filled mouth.2/24/25report

I hope you've got a small dick, I'm only petite! ;P

Photo: 10. Breathing out clay.2/17/25report

Now arise, Sir Cakey McCakeFace.

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Madame Tussauds recycles it's Prince Andrew waxwork.

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Yes, still clay but with more water mixed in to liven it up and make it muddier. :D

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Oooops! Your halo keeps sliding down your face.

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This'll wipe that smirk off your face!

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I think I'd have a lot of explaining to do, but it doesn't stop me at least fantasying about sharing dirty times with others. :-)

Photo: I'm never dirty enough when I'm about to cum2/11/25report

That looks like you're having lots of fun. :-)

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I'm willing to bet that is freezing cold! But you've kept smiling throughout :)

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Thank you for not drowning. 8(

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It's early days for Muddy Buck's Synchronized swimming, but parts show promise!

Photo: In Union We Assimilate 2/11/25report

I'll grab the EpiPen just in case! :-P

Photo: Next Sesh preview ;)2/10/25report

Loving the smile as you do that. :)

Photo: Putting my ruined jeans back on2/10/25report

Serval times a day if I can get away with it! ;P

Photo: At one with the mud2/10/25report

You know you're in an inception style dream when the custard pours sideways!

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I do, every time without fail ;)

Photo: Wearing a lot of clay!2/9/25report

Are you sure this is how to play the baby change is larva?!?

Photo: Table setting 2/8/25report

Is anyone else iRobot vibes?!?

Photo: Looking all pristine.. for now2/7/25report

I love it when the clay/sensation takes over and the pleasure becomes the focus, and the camera is forgotten about.

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All that glitters is not gold? ... some of it's silver! :-P

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The second part of black clay is out, but missed the wall somehow. :splosh:

User: Muddddy2/6/25report

The free video of this is out, it just didn't make it to the wall for some reason :(

Photo: Some things require your head2/6/25report

I love the dark and quiet when your head is submerged :-)

Photo: Some things require your head2/6/25report

I spy with my little pie something beginning with C!

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I think an oil change is due.

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I think the anonymous nature of wam modelling means that you're not going to get a 'where are they now' feature, unfortunately. ;-)

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Looks like opera training to me, helps hitting those high notes!

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When you married an Ogre, what did you expect!?!

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Taking "be the brush" too literally! x-D

Scene: Playing with White Paint2/4/25report

I don't remember that room in Charly and the Chocolate Factory!

Photo: SPLAT2/4/25report

Alas, another one of life's disappointments. :-/

Photo: Missed a bit2/3/25report

Not what the farmer's wife expected when the farmhand asked to use the bathroom!

Photo: Does this mud make my hair look good2/3/25report

"as long as you have the ways to do so you wont drown" I don't have any gills so they won't help! I'm only 5'7 and have an adamantium skeleton, so wasn't built for buoyancy. :-P

Photo: Destroyed1/31/25report

Because I'd drown knowing my luck! :-7

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I'm interested, but all my research is pointing to real grease being an irritant and can affect human kidneys, livers, and blood and increase the risk of cancer. Are folks making fake grease that you see on here?

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I wish I lived near a place like that, looks great fun and great weather.

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The face looked exacted like a Steve carell The Office meme, and now I can't unsee it! :ohno:

Photo: Read for fun1/31/25report

That is so cool, love it :love:

Video: Buckets of Filth1/31/25report

I was this years old when I realised that a self-flushing toilet was operated from beneath!

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I always have a problem with either the focus or the COB light being too bright, but that's the problem with letting the camera do all the work. I like my feet and hands being dirty.

Photo: Cheeky foot pic1/31/25report

At least 24", got to be able to submerge!

Photo: Destroyed1/30/25report

We'd need a deep pit for that! ;)

Photo: Destroyed1/30/25report

The pigeon special caught Keith unawares, leaving him revolted and unable to speak.

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There's nothing more sexy than a girl who enjoys getting dirty. It's still somehow less expected than men, so this helps to keep the faith that there are women who enjoy it too. :love: