Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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looking very sexy!
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Photo: meow🐱6/4/24report
In Australia not only do we have boomerang penises, our jiz comes back back too!
Photo6/3/24report
And everywhere in between! ;)
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Photo: 37. Clarried!5/31/24report
I know you like your up-swipes ;)
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Video: Quicky Clay Mask (18-May-24) 2K5/29/24report
It keeps the neighbours eye's off, which was the primary reason. I'm overlooked from nearly all sides! x-D

It was a bit cold to start but mud is a fantastic insulator.
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Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/29/24report
Muddybook lay back and dreamt of spreadsheets & Teams meetings, wondering where his life went wrong.
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Photo: Clay Rapture 5/29/24report
It looks like you have Pooh on your head! x-D
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Photo5/28/24report
Cadbury's chocolate man is their most realistic yet!
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Photo5/28/24report
This is very artistic, great shot! And super hot of course!
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Photo: Clay Rapture 5/28/24report
I'll take that :D
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Photo: 14. Enjoying the full coverage.5/27/24report
I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the bathroom with the bucket of custard!
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Photo5/26/24report
Too much green, all the pictures looked the same, so I had to viv them up a bit. :hehe:
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Photo: 07. Open for business.5/26/24report
I try to give folks what I think they want, but that doesn't always work out. :hehe:
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Video: School Clay in Tent (20-May-2024) 2K5/26/24report
It's strange, as 40Kg of clay feels like a lot sometimes and next to nothing others.
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Photo: Album Cover5/24/24report
That's 40kg/30 litres. It looks small in a lot of space but is my whole barrel full. :ohno:
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Photo: 01. Setting the scene.5/23/24report
You call that a pie?!? My turn, rig for impact!
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Photo5/23/24report
:thumbsup:
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Photo: An open mouth is a full mouth.5/23/24report
Did you get pie in my fabulous beard?!?
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Photo: Creamed by jay852uk5/22/24report
Not sure if that sounds exciting or terrifying! x-D
Photo: Just getting started.5/22/24report
I've walked back very muddy from a forest play, but that was at night and I don't think anyone saw me. :hehe:
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Video: Bottom of the Stairs (13-May-24) 2K5/21/24report
@Cher25 - Ironically I had chance for a quick play, wasn't planned and that is pretty close up. I'm just posting the pics now whilst I sort the video.
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Video: Bottom of the Stairs (13-May-24) 2K5/21/24report
Oh, "you're going to be tied up at work" wasn't a metaphor!
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Photo5/20/24report
Please tell me Jayce is underneath sucking him off!?! Assuming that's her man. :hehe:
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Photo5/19/24report
That's a calorific Caesar salad!
Photo: Definitely the last one 😍5/17/24report
Heya, your genes look great.
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Photo: You should see this scene in our store!5/17/24report
Can tell it's not a council job, as there'd be only one worker and six more watching with a brew!
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Photo: When clayboss met messy tradie. Video in the stor5/17/24report
A bit like the old R Whites Lemonade adverts, I'm a secret mud whisperer!
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Photo: 52. The joy is obvious!5/17/24report
I shouldn't have ordered the omlette!
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF5/16/24report
Waiter, pour the caramel moose into my pants, I'll take it to go. I've a large tip for you!
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Photo5/14/24report
Your statement: you innocently sniffed a pie, arse out and open, when your assailant attacked you?!?
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Photo5/12/24report
The song called for sky rockets, this is the best I could do ;)
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Video: Afternoon Delight5/11/24report
Wedding, Christening, Bar Mitzvah, Graduation - feels good anytime anywhere! x-D
Photo: 21. Afternoon delight.5/11/24report
I've found the sweet spot is still looking like there's a human beneath it. ;)
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Photo: 23. Full to the brim.5/11/24report
James Bond in the Pie that Loved Me..
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Photo5/11/24report
"...Dream, when you're feeling blue. Dream, that's the thing to do." Ella Fitzgerald
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Photo5/10/24report
The clay cost about £40. Just buy some, mix 12.5Kg at a time with about 3 pints of water in a gorilla tub (this is good exercise) and then enjoy! :)
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Photo: 19. Thick, sticky and dirty - lovely!5/10/24report
40Kg is heavy but just fit's in my 30 litre barrel, so I can hide it away and keep it moist. I'd have to have a big clear out if I was going to get a second tub to accommodate 80Kg. :ohno:
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Video: Kitchen Vs Gorilla Tub (06-May-2024) 2K5/9/24report
Cyberdyne show off their new T-1002 model.
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Photo: 015/9/24report
WAM on acid.
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Photo: Leo5/6/24report
I say Gromit, this cheesy goodness has caused a Smoked Gouda in my undies, fetch the pickle lad!
Photo5/3/24report
A bit like the moon landings... something's a bit off with the lighting! ;)
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Photo: Wet in Public5/1/24report
Another 24Kg of clay ordered to top up my supply. I need to find a way of taking it into the garden, but it's overlooked pretty much from all sides! :blush:
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User: Muddddy5/1/24report
But why am I sat on the Barad-dur, isn't Sauron going to mind?
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Photo5/1/24report
The blue Power Ranger found his suit to be quite revealing!
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Photo: 014/30/24report
There has to be balance - you need to be clean to be able to get dirty for someone. There's something about getting filthy that begins with clean. It's not the same if you are already filthy. I'd like to spend lots of time filthy, but get cleaned up for a bit to be made to do it all over again. WAM is just the best fetish! :loveeyes:
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Video: Outside at Last! (18-Mar-2024) 2K4/29/24report
Don't worry sir, I'm an experienced barber and it'll be the best shave you've ever had!
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Photo4/29/24report
Hobbits regularly sing for their second pudding and love to dwell in their own moist hole.
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Photo4/22/24report
Come get some... and bring pies as I'm all out!
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Photo4/19/24report
I said "tie me up and make me scream", not pie me up and make me green!
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Photo4/17/24report
It looks like bears like pie as well as honey, and pick-a-nic baskets!
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Photo4/16/24report
I think he wants a carefree fork! ;-)
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Photo: ;) come on in4/15/24report
It's realising that you have to find it. :thumbsup:
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Photo: 25. Relentless assault rubbing the dirt in.4/15/24report
Holy guacamole!
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I told you! A Jaffa cake is not a biscuit!
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Come get some... chocolate pudding!
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Photo4/9/24report
I did have a new shoot to add, but was cursed by the camera gods and the focus was not where it needed to be. Lesson learnt regarding ultra wide lens and wide focus points. :(
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User: Muddddy4/1/24report
I use a squeegee which makes it quite simple ;)
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Photo: Incoming!3/31/24report
Pottery clay. It's grey but has a brown look in some lights.
Photo3/31/24report
Hollow out you pot and dip in glaze, or do both at once!
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Photo: Mud Beast Breeding 3/27/24report
Never take soft ice-cream on a Waltzer or you'll look like this!
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Photo3/26/24report
What an enormous pair of jugs!
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Photo3/23/24report
Looks like you've got a leak... or peas or whatever it is.
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Photo3/20/24report
When I married the hulk, I didn't realise that jiz would be so plentiful!
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Photo3/18/24report
Sink soap fight to the death when both turned up at local pool in the same budgie smugglers!
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Photo3/16/24report
That's not what they meant by tease the cake with lashings of custard!
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Photo: Custard Pour3/13/24report
Fuck, that'll take some waxing! :-P
Photo3/12/24report
I think you missed your Victoria Sponge!
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Photo: Custard Pour3/11/24report
Book version: Hairy Potter and the Short Shorts of Indecency
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Photo: Starting Clean ;)3/9/24report
This was more done for the stills, but I'll still process it and see what's there to publish.
Photo: Looks like nutella!3/8/24report
I really liked this one :D
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Photo: Plastered in thick clay.3/7/24report
Damned pigeons!
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Photo: The last pie with CBJ3/7/24report
Thanks to everyone that has :love: any of my content - it really makes it worth while. Special thanks to those that leave comments against photos and videos, as the wall is my only means of promotion, as I do not charge (consequently, no store) so don't get any promotions of any kind. Thank you for your support :kiss:
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User: Muddddy3/6/24report
Thanks for all the :love:'s - always much appreciated. :)
User: aussieblondieboi3/6/24report
...bots, roll in green gunk and hide in plain sight!
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Photo: Covered in Green3/5/24report
Got to make it happen. ~£30 for 37.5Kg of clay, just add water. :-)
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Photo: It always finds its target.3/4/24report
I thought a fireman was supposed to keep his hose clean!
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Photo3/2/24report
The force is balanced: you must take a cream pie before you can give a creampie!
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Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report
Have you set the quality to 'high' - the default is normal?
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Video: Kitchen Clay Pit (23-Feb-2024) 2K2/28/24report
Carolinapies fully empathises with how toddlers eat.
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Photo: where should these go?2/26/24report
I need to process it and cut it down to a manageable size :)
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Photo: Pink for now.2/25/24report
Yeah, the clay is getting thicker every time! :)
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Photo: Dirty and loving it!2/23/24report
There it is, the Gaza Strip in pictorial form!
Photo: Part III - Toronto takes charge (In store now)2/22/24report
Whipping away your invisible chair to start!
Photo: Hello, I'm Paoli, what disaster do you have in mi2/21/24report
That's a lot of sick! Must get travel sick!
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Photo2/21/24report
Are you sure you're not an alien or do need an extra welly for your middle leg? ;)
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Video: Boots and Wetsuit in a Muddy Puddle2/21/24report
A metaphor for the Irish smothering the English at Rugby!
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Photo: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk2/21/24report
Hi, I just moved in next door and wondered if you had a bucket of mud I could borrow?
Photo2/19/24report
WM992 uses the age old 'junk dunk' to gauge the dept of the WAM pit.
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Photo: Cake anyone?2/17/24report
You're getting a few more swipe right's on Tinder!
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Photo2/16/24report
And Elmer Fudd's too! :-P
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Photo: :-P2/13/24report
Picture cards are mirrored, so I've bashed one out!
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Photo2/12/24report
I warned you that I had a club with your name on it if you popped out!
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Photo2/12/24report
WAM Avengers unite! :splosh:
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Photo: 🎂🍫2/11/24report
The CSI style UV light might just have picked up a smidge of jiggy juice! ;P
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Scene: Battle of the Bitches--Gooey Pup Wrestling2/11/24report
That's a lot of pies!
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Photo2/10/24report
Impressive squat! The gunging isn't bad either!
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Photo2/10/24report
Got the green bit now for the gobbling! ;)
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Photo2/10/24report
A metaphor for Orange turning into Everything Everywhere (EE).
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Photo: Stepfawn's Spooky Slime - 072/9/24report
You wouldn't need to shower before going in the pool if it was full of pie mix!
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Photo: At least I had a speedo on...2/9/24report
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons
With the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message
"Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go bang Splat!
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