1. Your perfectly pied face cast down in disbelief at your messy fate. 2. The downward camera angle giving us an especially great view of your magnificent breasts about to burst free from that great dress. 3 Your helpless hands (always a favorite element of mine in pie photos). 4. That smattering of pie cream in your lucisious lap. 5. Your glorious legs, resplendent in that incredible knock-kneed stance, so sexy and again implying helplessness at your creamy comeuppance.
(In the you-never-saw-THIS-comment-coming department):
Somehow you look a little like a Muppet in this photo.... except that a Muppet has never given me a raging boner before.
T & L at its absolute finest, tastefully augmented with a bit of P. (Actually, that's a great deal of P, and the already ultra-delicious B is all the tastier for it!)
I know you had a birthday, well, a few months ago, and I know you might not agree with this assessment -- but you are AGELESS !!! :loveeyes: :love: :kiss: :kiss:
Would love to come home to this after a long hard day at work, But I would want to get you more MESSY than this and then help wash you up in a nice shower.
I've heard people extoll the joys of pie and coffee before, but this takes the classic culinary combo into an entirely different dimension. Love your gorgeous smile showing through the pie, Bee!
Helpless hands are a boon to any pie pic. And when the pied party has the body of Mrs. Bee... and said body is naked as a jaybird... well, you've just entered pie paradise!
Bee, your look of sexy mischief here, coupled with your barely covered curves and that creamy pie in your hand, makes for one wildly erotic combination.
I just adore the expression on your face here, Mrs. Bee. Sort of "You wouldn't believe the day I've had" mixed with "So tell me something I DON'T know."
Holy fuck, that tongue is just about the sexiest thing I have ever seen! If that tongue could only talk, the stories it would tell...
(See what I did there?
Because of course that tongue CAN talk, and it has told at least one helluva story, aka "Mrs. Bee's Bedtime Story." If that video ever becomes available again via the Messygirl site, you MUST BUY IT!)
Stunning Woman About to Give Herself a Creamy Comeuppance.
Nobody really knows why; we're all so glad for the mere existence of this that we can't be bothered to figure it out!