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Before and after photos of the "Lose Weight by Wearing Your Food" diet
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Photo: My messiest time ever!10/10/24report
"That's for picking Alabama over Vanderbilt!"
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Photo: 202410/7/24report
"Must mean I've been sent down to the minor leagues."
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Photo: 59/23/24report
It was tough making risotto for 500 people.
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Photo: Leather and some slop 😎9/15/24report
Interesting penalty for losing at fantasy football this year.
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Photo: Leather and some slop 😎9/14/24report
Lydia finds out too late that this not a piercing store but gives people pies at random.
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Photo: you and me with some pies 😌9/9/24report
Paid the price for wagering on Florida over Miami.
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Photo9/3/24report
Waht happens when you are in last place in fantasy football.
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Photo: Final result8/31/24report
"So that's why my ice cream tasted funny today."
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Photo8/28/24report
"Rats, I forgot to buy shampoo again."
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Photo8/24/24report
"Drat, I wanted chocolate syrup."
Photo8/6/24report
New Batman villain: Nude Ice Cream Head Man
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Photo8/2/24report
"Should have written a note first saying that I might end up in quicksand."
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Photo7/29/24report
"Wait! Don't let me drown in the quicksand!"
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Photo6/28/24report
People who wanted Novak Dijovic to win the French Open.
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Photo6/6/24report
What happens when you lose in fantasy football.
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Photo5/11/24report
"All right, who shook my bottle of shaving cream?"
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Photo4/24/24report
"My bracket is busted."
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Photo: Suited and Splatted3/29/24report
"Boy, this office pool is rough."
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Photo: Gunge Check Mates - Part 1 in store3/28/24report
"Well, that takes care of the East Region."
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Photo3/23/24report
"Bless you, honey."
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Photo3/17/24report
The new "pie submission match"
Photo: Part III - Toronto takes charge (In store now)2/22/24report
"Thst woman lured me to the quicksand!"
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Photo2/11/24report
"I'll get whoever pushed me into the pool."
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Photo: Late night dip1/14/24report
"Will this help me have firm, round boobs?"
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Photo12/30/23report
"Where's the ice cream?"
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Photo: Black as a Panther, a Bagheera11/28/23report
"Why do the Los Angeles Chargers torture me so?"
Photo10/19/23report
"It's tough being a Los Angeles Chargers fan."
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF This pie was a pure frosting9/22/23report
"Got to get in shape so I can sink in the quicksand tomorrow."
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Photo: Toooo clean9/21/23report
New Dick Tracy bad guy: Pieface
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Photo9/2/23report
"Admit you bet on your own team!"
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Photo: Football player gets playfully pied - video coming8/29/23report
"Is it too late to change my pick to whomever wins the FedEx Cup?"
Photo8/22/23report
"I'm all ready for the Bog Swimming Championships."
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Photo: Outfit ready for SPLAT today. Excited! 8/14/23report
"Better drown my clone in this quicksand before he causes any more trouble."
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Photo: Becoming Mud8/11/23report
Testing out the "Caged in Quicksand" scene
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Photo8/3/23report
"Don't worry, Randy, I'll save you from the quicksand."
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Photo6/30/23report
"Hey, what happened to my nipple pierce?"
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Photo6/28/23report
This person has grit, lots of it.
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Photo: Breakfast is ready ;)6/24/23report
"Don't worry, we'll find your contact lenses."
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Photo: Creatures of the Clay6/23/23report
"Please let the Heat win the NBA title."
Photo: Creamed6/8/23report
Mudwoman reverting back to her alter ego Jane Grimes.
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Photo6/7/23report
"Is there where I dropped my wallet?"
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Photo: no hiding in mud5/28/23report
"Why did my ex-wife throw me into this quicksand before my wedding?"
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Photo: Muddawg destroys another suit!5/12/23report
"Where did I put my keys?"
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Photo: 0175/9/23report
"My bracket is totally busted."
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Photo3/25/23report
"All right, you're my starting pitcher in next week's opener."
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Photo3/21/23report
"If you change the channel to the XFL, I'll throw a pie at you."
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Photo3/20/23report
"Never should have Virginia, Purdue and Arizona in my Final Four."
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Photo3/18/23report
"Guess the right answer or I'll throw a pie at you."
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Photo3/15/23report
"Maybe this wasn't a good idea for the talent show."
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Photo3/14/23report
What happens when your bracket is busted.
Photo3/12/23report
"You know what they say about sugar and spice and everything nice."
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Photo3/9/23report
"I will now become Tankini Man."
Photo3/7/23report
"Please, sir, I want some more."
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Photo: So ready...2/23/23report
"I'm prepping early for St. Patrick's Day."
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Photo2/19/23report
"If this will make my boobs even bigger, then I'm all for it."
Photo2/17/23report
"Serves me right for betting on the Eagles in the Super Bowl."
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Photo2/15/23report
"That was one hell of a Super Bowl party last night."
Photo2/13/23report
"Gotta get this clean so I can get dirty again."
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Photo2/10/23report
"You ruined my interview suit!"
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Photo2/5/23report
"Rats, mixed up the Wesson and the soap again."
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Photo2/4/23report
"Oil's well that ends well."
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Photo: Another oil fun! ;-)2/2/23report
"When is the next wet T-shirt contest?"
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Photo: Slick and slippery...2/1/23report
"i'd better hurry up before they fill this tank up with mud."
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Photo: Tank wank now on onlyfans 🍆👀1/28/23report
"I'm sorry i bet on the Cowboys."
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Photo: 041/26/23report
"I hope I win the Justin Bieber look-a-like contest."
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Photo: before1/22/23report
"Hurray! We survived Quicksand Beach!"
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Photo: 38 - A great first experience for me1/21/23report
"Hey, I haven't finished counting down yet!"
Photo1/18/23report
"I'm glad somebody told me peanur butter makes a good shaving cream because now I can shave my hairy underarms."
Photo: Just a bit a excited 😈1/17/23report
"The omelette exploded all over me. I'll never show my face again."
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Photo1/16/23report
"Time to clean up after another quicksand submission."
Photo1/15/23report
'Oh, no, not the sleeping potion pie!"
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Photo1/13/23report
WWE hopeful Whip Whippowill
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Photo1/12/23report
"Next time I take a mud bath, I use an actual mud pit."
Photo: 081/11/23report
"That's what happens when you pick TCU over Georgia."
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Photo: The aftermath... 1/10/23report
"I won't sink in the quicksand if I lay on top of it."
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Photo1/4/23report
"Yes, honey, I'll do some outside work this weekend."
Photo12/28/22report
"How am I supposed to get some sleep if everybody in the building keeps throwing pies at me?"
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Photo12/27/22report
"That's the last time I forget my bathing suit."
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Photo12/26/22report
"i hope my submergence in quicksand is a turn on for the ladies."
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Photo12/24/22report
"Stop throwing your PB&J at me!"
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Photo: I love getting slimed! <312/22/22report
"All right, I'll get you a Christmas present."
Photo12/20/22report
"Who filled my pool with quicksand?"
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Photo12/19/22report
"I guess this is what they mean by 'quicksand bed'".
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Photo12/17/22report
"Does this hat make my head look funny?"
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Photo12/15/22report
"Well, oil's well that ends well."
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Photo: More oil12/14/22report
"Who's the joker who put oil in my stiletto?"
Photo: Love to be drenched in oil12/13/22report
"This is the weirdest use of foreplay I've ever seen."
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Photo12/12/22report
"Next time, let's not go through the car wash."
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Photo: For Bravocharlie ;)12/7/22report
"Why does it always have to be slime?"
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Photo12/5/22report
"Next time I'm sending my car to Grease Monkey."
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Photo12/2/22report
"I wonder if this will make my boobs the size of Dolly Parton's?"
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Photo12/1/22report
"Someone has filled my pool with quicksand!"
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Photo11/30/22report
"This sauce beats Viagra any day of the week."
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Photo11/29/22report
A good night for quicksand skinny dipping
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Photo11/28/22report
"My skinny dipping experience would be better if it wasn't for this quicksand."
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Photo11/25/22report
"That dinosaur sneezed at me!"
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Photo: November mess 511/23/22report
"Say cheese."
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Photo: New Adidas Chile trackies. What should they be des11/22/22report
"This will stop me from hearing the "Baby Shark" theme."
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Photo11/18/22report
"Which pie has chocolate in it?"
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Photo: PM me for details! 11/17/22report
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