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Wow.
Looking at her and knowing she is going to be messy is such a turnon.
The smarter dressed she starts and the muckier she ends, the better it will be.
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getemdownPhoto8/5/20report
From straight laced to very relaxed in seconds !!
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noodlePhoto8/3/20report
Clearly, you have a preference as to who you'd like to see get messy, but now... you have an option!

:D
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deadpoolPhoto8/3/20report
The Wife isn't getting messy alone anymore!

Nice.

^____^
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deadpoolPhoto8/3/20report
Looks like the night went as planned.
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Naughtyboy9098Photo8/3/20report
The most beautiful woman on the planet!
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PiePermissionAtPlayPhoto8/2/20report
This is from their "Table for One" scene in which she first gets covered in Italian food followed by cake and chocolate.
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Anon_AcctPhoto8/2/20report
What was she wearing in this?
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deadmetal254Photo8/1/20report
Lovely grin
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deadpoolPhoto8/1/20report
I don't know. What do you want to do?
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ChiefPieTossPhoto8/1/20report
Oh such dispair!
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oilslickPhoto7/25/20report
the Wife gives such great "annoyed while messy" face

also, i realized just how beautifully bright her eyes are - so inviting! not trying to make it weird, just can understand they must've been tractor-beams when you were first falling in love
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JoeYoungPhoto7/24/20report
Topless splosh next time.?
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SchoolboyScene: Table for One7/24/20report
I'd like the Chef's surprise please.
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ChiefPieTossPhoto7/22/20report
I love that little bit of goo balanced between her lip and her teeth.
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deadpoolPhoto7/16/20report
This is my favorite of the clean shots.
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deadpoolPhoto7/16/20report
oh boy! those soft milky soles give me a great erection!
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muddyfeetPhoto7/15/20report
Cue the Magneto "perfection" gif
deadpoolPhoto7/10/20report
you cheated - this is digital, right? you fixed it in post-production? perfect pieing! like those of my adolescence/that drew me here to begin with. damn, man - you're good!
JoeYoungPhoto7/10/20report
Well it was lovely eye make up !
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noodlePhoto7/4/20report
People look up, when it comes to fireworks.

I guess this messy equivalent deserves the same kind of reaction.

Well done!

:loveeyes:
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deadpoolPhoto7/4/20report
Another masterpiece!
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deadpoolScene: Types of Pie7/4/20report
Nice work I love this
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GungeloverScene: Messy Session 16/29/20report
Love those messy hair fans!
luvs2piePhoto6/28/20report
Because of how red and thin that is, I'm thinking of "Carrie".
deadpoolPhoto6/26/20report
Lovely
deadpoolPhoto6/26/20report
Lovely mess :)
DesamoPhoto6/25/20report
One of the most awesome pics I've seen on UMD !!
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Piethro2Photo6/20/20report
This is the sweetest thing I've seen all day! You guys are the best!
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3.14andTarpsPhoto6/20/20report
I don't think I would get the same response somehow if i did this !!
noodlePhoto6/20/20report
I cannot get over how hot that image is!
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deadpoolPhoto6/16/20report
SUCH A FAAAAAACE :)
JoeYoungPhoto6/5/20report
hello, lovely! also, i just realized how truly long her hair is!
JoeYoungPhoto6/5/20report
Gorgeous.
DesamoPhoto6/5/20report
Great sliming.
DesamoPhoto6/5/20report
The Man, you are a Man after my own heart...
JoeYoungPhoto5/21/20report
ah...the scene of the slime......see? Robby's not the only one who's got skills
JoeYoungPhoto5/20/20report
Great looking mess.
DesamoPhoto5/14/20report
#icon
JoeYoungPhoto5/13/20report
How did you two meet, btw? (i don't expect WAM was part of this story, but clearly you're so much in love and are both really kind/grateful people and i've been curious)
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JoeYoungPhoto5/8/20report
"Were you born this cute, or...?"
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JoeYoungPhoto5/8/20report
I'm surprised how relatively clean she kept the glass!
deadpoolScene: Cookies N' Cream5/8/20report
I LOVE that you look just as gorgeous with and without make up.....that is something i have a thing for bc i hate wearing makeup. i will throw some on for shoots and sometimes really vamp it up....but usually i just put enough on to look pretty with the mess or peek out of the mess. i think it is a very attractive quality :)
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JaycePhoto5/3/20report
A lazy barefoot mornin' with a hot cup of joe. What could possibly go wrong?
JohnnyballgamePhoto5/3/20report
i love her facial expressions. she seems rad, The Wife. Hi, Wife!
JoeYoungPhoto5/1/20report
this is adorable and i want a pink trash can like that! it will be brown on the inide after a few wam sessions but that is why we do "trash can cleaning day" when mess gets crazy for days.......so much bleach !!!! haha! love it!
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JaycePhoto5/1/20report
The 'off the shoulder' top is so sexy. ;P
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TopcattoponePhoto5/1/20report
i love her style!
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JoeYoungPhoto5/1/20report
she's pretty magical, Man. but then, you knew that. this is SUCH a fun, unique video, love it!
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JoeYoungPhoto5/1/20report
who else is making content like this? nobody! wonderful
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JoeYoungPhoto5/1/20report
That had to be the easiest part of the video to film.

I mean... you're already in the laundry room.
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deadpoolPhoto5/1/20report
Do you ever send her outside w stuff in her shoes or smeared or poured under clothes ?
luvs2piePhoto5/1/20report
Not sure how she gets messy in this scene, but I'm all for it!
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deadpoolPhoto5/1/20report
Barefoot in jeans...

:loveeyes:

You are a lucky dog, my dude.
deadpoolPhoto5/1/20report
Love how she smiles during it!
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luvs2piePhoto5/1/20report
Nice! And you have a barefoot-in-jeans scene.

Thank you.
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deadpoolScene: A Day in the Life (of The Wife)5/1/20report
God you are so damn lucky...truly living the dream.
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GungedHairFanScene: A Day in the Life (of The Wife)5/1/20report
This looks absolutely sensational! Great concept and I can't wait to see it play out.
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ZanScene: A Day in the Life (of The Wife)5/1/20report
Thank you for the messy hair shots!
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luvs2piePhoto4/30/20report
I still play.... it's still fun lol
Diablo 4 is coming out soon I'm so excited!
Abn702Photo4/30/20report
Nice Deckard Cain sticker!
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Abn702Photo4/29/20report
Nice hit!

I hope you kept social distance, when throwing it.
deadpoolPhoto4/27/20report
Magnificent

:loveeyes:
deadpoolPhoto4/27/20report
Loving those sexy socks!
LuvthawamPhoto4/26/20report
Nice way to end her looser celebration!
luvs2piePhoto4/26/20report
Love how she always looks up!
luvs2piePhoto4/26/20report
Love how she always plays w her messy hair!
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luvs2piePhoto4/26/20report
That looks amazing and horrible all at once!
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luvs2piePhoto4/26/20report
Wow that sludge is super thick!
luvs2piePhoto4/26/20report
she's so adorable
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JoeYoungPhoto4/25/20report
You did that without a tarp?! The cleaning had to be difficult.
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deadpoolScene: The Phone4/25/20report
That's a classic.
anymessPhoto4/24/20report
Magnificent.
MessesoftheafternoonPhoto4/23/20report
The first pigtail slime is TEXTBOOK how a sliming should be done. Slow pour so that the slime oozes over the head and the face allowing the subject to ENJOY being slimed. Other creators making slime videos need to look at this and take notes.
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We_Are_The_KiraScene: Sliming The Wife 24/21/20report
Fantastic self hit

:loveeyes:
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deadpoolPhoto4/17/20report
Nice hit!

From that smile, I guess the Wife liked it, too.
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deadpoolPhoto4/17/20report
Your wife is extremely hot. You are a very lucky person.
cbhpies86Scene: The Receptionist4/17/20report
ah, the cuteness, the cuteness.....
JoeYoungPhoto4/15/20report
Another very entertaining slapstick video by The Man & The Wife. Slime lovers you can't miss this one. Well Done !!
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Piethro2Scene: Sliming The Wife 24/15/20report
Wow! just Wow!
TopcattoponePhoto4/11/20report
:)
matt2matt2002Photo4/11/20report
I love this look of realization about what she's immediately in for. :loveeyes:
MessesoftheafternoonPhoto4/5/20report
This is so adorable. You should use food as hair gel and make her a bun someday!
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Anon_AcctPhoto4/4/20report
Damn! So sexy covered in cream!
FireandicePhoto4/3/20report
That gorgeous smile! :love:
FireandicePhoto4/3/20report
Spectacular!

:loveeyes:
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deadpoolPhoto3/31/20report
Disgustingly spectacular!
MessyBluePhoto3/30/20report
Awesome!
MessyBluePhoto3/30/20report
Kelsey's right, that's so hot and humiliating!
rueggerPhoto3/29/20report
SOOOO HOT :love:
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Kelsey RosePhoto3/29/20report
Nodding, accepting her fate
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deadpoolPhoto3/29/20report
Amazing

Another job well done!
deadpoolPhoto3/29/20report
Perfection
deadpoolPhoto3/29/20report
Yeah, well she made my blood all rush to a different place than my face. :loveeyes:
Potatoman-JPhoto3/27/20report
her eyes and smile shine through every sliming, it's quite wonderful
JoeYoungPhoto3/26/20report
So much yes!
luvs2piePhoto3/26/20report
Wow, what a great facial expression gorgeous :love:
longarm69Photo3/26/20report
Sensual? Try smoldering!! :loveeyes:
FireandicePhoto3/25/20report
This is quite frankly one of the best messy image caps I've seen...PERIOD.
Potatoman-JPhoto3/25/20report
The Man.
The Wife.
The Boobies.
:D
PlonkPhoto3/25/20report
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