@MrSmithNYC I would happily volunteer to be that guy. I would be stripped down to just my boxer shorts. No need for a plastic cover over me. I can take it all.
Having failed miserably in my effort to build a pie tossing machine (painted the ceiling with delicious cream pie), I applaud your ingenuity! You deserve a pie for this. or two. or four. and, reload. Bravo!!