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Lovely! Where have you been all these years?
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Photo8/13/23report
Fantastic looking pie, but the real test is to face plant into it and see how well it sticks!
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Photo8/10/23report
That must have felt amazing!
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Scene: Angie Gets Messy After Makeup8/10/23report
Beautiful! How did it feel?
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Photo: surprised8/5/23report
Very hot!!
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Photo: tasty8/5/23report
That must feel amazing!
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Photo: love for cream8/1/23report
Looks amazing! Is that marshmallow fluff?
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Photo: :)7/24/23report
You are living the dream! I really hope to meet you one day & hopefully pie each other.
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Photo5/25/23report
What type of reactions do you get from people?
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Photo5/25/23report
Beautiful
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Photo5/25/23report
I want that to happen to me!
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Photo5/13/23report
I could be there today. Just saying
User: johnMcAlister4/29/23report
Looks like fun
Photo4/26/23report
Hi Creamy. Did you also squish your cute feet into that nice looking mud?
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Photo4/26/23report
I just pulled off the plastic nozzle from the can, put a needle through it & used a lighter to melt & mould it to make a narrower opening. It sprayed wonderfully afterwards.
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Photo: A friend offered to give me a proper foaming!4/7/23report
I'll bet that feels amazing!
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Photo: 04 One more cream pie2/16/23report
Any chance you are still near London Ontario? I'm up for getting messy sometime.
User: johnMcAlister1/12/23report
Amazing!
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Photo1/7/23report
Why can't I eat dessert laying down??
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Photo: custard pied!1/6/23report
Everything about this is hot! A delight to the senses
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Scene: Naked Mud Dildo Multiple Orgasms1/3/23report
Love it!
Photo8/21/22report
Nice! It's great when they have fun with it.
Photo8/1/22report
Great sexy pose and muddy bare feet!
Photo: https://www.flickr.com/photos/musicman1971/20903228/1/22report
Obviously someone else foamed you. How did you make the cream spray so well?
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Photo7/29/22report
What did you use for filling?
Video: Just a Couple of Pies For Fun6/10/22report
Great coverage! Must've been fun setting that up & seeing peoples reactions.
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Video: Me Getting Pied in Old Vid6/10/22report
Just going to get a little frosting on the tip of your nose they said!
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Photo5/14/22report
All your pictures are fantastic! You're man is one lucky wammer!
Photo: I licked it so it's mine 😋5/11/22report
Now that's how to deliver a self-pie! How would you describe the sensation?
Photo2/21/22report
That guy is sooo lucky!
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Video: Sweet Aftermath2/4/22report
YES! Watching that video caused a physical reaction in me!
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Video: Pied In San Diego2/4/22report
HeyYou missed a spot!
Photo1/27/22report
Direct hit!
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Photo1/23/22report
Beautiful as always Creamy!
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Photo1/22/22report
That would be a great sight!
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Photo1/20/22report
Lucky guy!
Photo12/27/21report
Amazing!
Photo: Anglefan Vol 68-69 Scene 3 (Dolci)12/20/21report
Fantastic!
Photo12/6/21report
That mud looks enticing!
Photo12/3/21report
What type of messy events might there be?
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Event: UMDXXV: Vegas11/28/21report
Beautiful work of art!
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Photo11/9/21report
Fantastic coverage!
Photo10/9/21report
Wow! Is that from a video game?
Photo9/20/21report
Everything is better coated in chocolate!
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Photo: Totally coated.9/2/21report
Very sexy!
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Photo8/23/21report
Excellent consistency! How did you make that gunge?
Video: Total Facial Coverage8/10/21report
@Pieplate
Photo: The fantastic Mrs. Bee7/20/21report
@Pieplate this is a good look
Photo: Pied by a woman7/20/21report
@pieplate I love the one eye covered look!
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Photo7/17/21report
@pieplate
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Photo7/15/21report
Great coverage and consistency! Mind if I repost that pic on Instagram?
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Photo7/13/21report
OMG how I'd love to dive face first into your pie!
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Photo7/13/21report
That is an amazing pie! What's it made from??
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Photo7/13/21report
I really enjoy your artwork! It would be great to see them acted out in real life scenes.
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Photo7/5/21report
Very sexy!
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Photo7/1/21report
I think we have a lot in common. Love to chat sometime.
User: simplepies997/1/21report
I love the expression! Practice does make perfect.
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Photo6/26/21report
Holy fuck! What a great day!
Photo6/16/21report
Great picture!
User: CreamPieBro5/27/21report
If I ever saw something like this in public, I would beg to be part of it!
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Photo5/18/21report
I've seen that before. It's just too bad they avoided face pies!
Photo5/18/21report
Fabulous! Can you describe the sensation?
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Video: Punished for Being Late!5/11/21report
Could be from my dreams!
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Photo3/17/21report
I love this!
Photo3/3/21report
I love the details with the chocolate between her toes.
Photo3/3/21report
I want to be that guy, except with a barefoot woman.
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Photo2/4/21report
I've also been pied in the shower a couple of times. It's best just to let it happen and not try to dodge the pie!
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Video: Sur-Pies!1/24/21report
You're like a unicorn. A beautiful but mythical creature.
User: Pie_Princess1/15/21report
Wow! Recreating Bakerman's drawings with photography is my fantasy!
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Photo1/11/21report
I love your work!
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Photo1/11/21report
Great coverage Bill! Was that cool whip filling?
Video: Pie Joy1/9/21report
Hi Steffi. Would you like to put pies in my face?
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Photo1/6/21report
Nice pieing!
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Photo: Just do it. 1/6/21report
I feel the same way!
User: PieSplatt12/26/20report
Great coverage! I wish she would pie me like that.
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Photo: She wanted to pie me, and she really got me good.12/26/20report
Looks like fun times ahead!
Photo11/22/20report
I don't remember exactly. Somewhere on UMD.
Photo11/15/20report
How I'd love to grab those hips and bury my face in that cake!
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Photo10/28/20report
Keep up the great content
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User: CreamMeAgain10/14/20report
It's actually chocolate syrup.
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Photo10/1/20report
Love it!
Video: Obscured by Cream9/30/20report
There's no zoomed out picture. Something to consider next time though.
Photo9/17/20report
I think everyone should try that at least once. Even women!
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Video: Upswipes Are Best9/8/20report
Your husband is so lucky!
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Photo9/8/20report
Very sexy!
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Photo9/8/20report
Enthusiastic WAM participants makes it that much better, and you definitely have it!
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Photo8/24/20report
Nice splatter and coverage!
Photo8/18/20report
I love how she's checking your excitement!
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Photo8/18/20report
Good for you! I'm so jealous.
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Photo8/18/20report
Where's that profile picture from?
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User: CoolWhiplash8/14/20report
Great pieing dude! Did you use shaving cream for filling?
Photo7/18/20report
Happy Birthday Mrs. Bee. You are a WAM icon!
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User: mrsbee7/16/20report
Glorious mess! I wish that was me under all of it.
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Scene: Pie Heaven7/9/20report
Very nice pose!
Photo7/8/20report
Great mud!
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Photo6/30/20report
Great coverage. Is that shaving cream?
Photo6/19/20report
How did that feel?
Photo5/25/20report
How did that feel?
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Photo5/22/20report
Damn. I'd love if you smushed me with that...
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Photo5/22/20report
Beautiful. I hope you make him clean the floor after.
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Scene: Cover Up!5/10/20report
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