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It's a lot of fun when you get all dressed up and go over to a friend's house and they open up the door and immediately hit you in the face with a real cream pie! Several of my "Pie Gals" from the past were very much into doing this scenario with me and the most fun one was me walking out of a Walmart at a specific time and she casually stepped out and plastered me in the face with a coconut cream pie and walked away leaving me standing there getting laughed at! It's just great ringing a doorbell and suddenly the door opens and a real cream pie is thrown viciously hard right in your face! It's great when neighbors are watching too!
I bet that's a nice stress reliever for you. Like if you're feeling overwhelmed, I can smush a nice, calming pie in your face and you'll chill out. Feel better bro?
Charlotte was gorgeous and a champion pie taker! Lisa was great at it too, and I love her mock-shocked expression at Charlotte's pieing here.
I'm not on instagram, is there much wam content on there? Maybe I should consider it
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Very nice. Would love it if someone could.sneak up behind me and surprise me with one of those
Holy fuck this is sexy! That pie is incredible, I need to know what brand this is, Marie Calanders doesn't coat this thickly :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Such a great pic, she got belted big time. This is one of my favorite pie/cake photos of all time.
A truly excellent pie pounding in the best Piehound tradition. Look forward to more
May I volunteer to hold your waistband open while the gunge pours in to your briefs?
Hottest video on UMD in a while. Love seeing a handsome guy shirtless and stripped down to briefs taking it like a man. Excellent pie hits.
Wow what a pileup! Your face is six inches deep! How humiliating! :blush: Did it start to feel heavy? You should try to take those pies lying down and see how many you can stack on yourself. If you cut a hole in a trashcan and stick your head in it, you can trap the pie on your face and *really* get nice and buried... :love:
I'd be pleased too if I got to turn a beefcake like yourself into a sloppy, gooey s'more. :loveeyes:
You are indeed in great shape! I love that you had the full course and accepted it like a champion, too. Muscular stooge-studs should hold their head high when trying to balance a heaping mound of foam on their face--you did exactly that! Perfect example of how to take a trashing. And you know you needed every last one of those pies, too. 8-)
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